Commonwealth General Election

Alrighty cunts, for whom do I vote?

Socialist Alliance? They seem to be leftist without the idpol, but are trots so I'm not sure.

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I've already voted. Put SA on your green ballot if you can, the alternatives are shithouse. I didn't put shit on mine because they were all cunts, and I'm not lame enough to write something stupid like WORLD SOCIALISM on the ballot like some trots did in the UK.

I voted for SA in the senate though, and Xenophon because of the asspain he's causing. If I'd known that the Palmer United Party were going to create such anal devastation I would have voted for them last election, but oh well, hoping Xenophon brings the goods. You can go wild in the Senate, unlike with the lower house; anything that'll piss off the mainstream parties is golden.

Otherwise, pick your poison. They're all a bunch of pork pies, really voting is a waste of time for a socialist.

Curious burger here. Why do you guys say cunt so much?

I mean socialist equality fuck what am i talking about

I dun goofed and meant Socialist Equality. Socialist Alliance is affiliated with Green Left Weekly and is rather idpolish afaik.

cus i'm really bourg and it makes me sound more working class

We cuss a lot amongst friends. I'm amongst comrades here. You won't hear that kind of language in polite conversations. Some people just aren't polite at all though, cunts.

SEP are kinda batshit but yeah, leagues ahead of SA.

I am working class, minus the god-awful southern cross tattoo.

Greens, a shit ton of idpol but i only care about their environmental policy. Plus have an actual to change that in parliament

Frankly, I heard the best recommendation the other day: Colour-in a big-ass "F" on your lower-house ballot and write "See me after class". It's the only vote these cunts deserve.

Fug, next you'll say you're voting "Green", the queens of idpol

this. I plan to vote for him in Vic even though the nobs he's pre-selected are probably cunts.

No. Wasted vote. Some turkey-necked billionaire with MASSIVE delusions of grandeur doesn't deserve to even be in Parliament for the heightening of the contradictions. He achieves that by simply being a turkey-necked faggot who cannot business properly

Mostly 'cuz ur a cunt. But, that's okay, because pretty much everyone in this thread's a cunt. I, however, am a Cunt-emeritus.

Cuz Ozfailians live in a fail cuntry and it makes us so mad it gets us to the boiling point.

Nah, rooly, we're just so edgy. We invented bismuth just so there was something we could aspire to in edgyness.

Yeah, nah, okay, not really.

In this election, definitely. Might want to reread that part cunt.

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Okay, and now for the real reason: Ozfailians swear as a matter of course. It's not "edgy" so much formerly-class-conscious rebellion.

We're a nation of equals. That's the fucking rule, above all others. No cunt is allowed to regard himself as better than the rest of us, or he gets nutted, the cunt. (You'd think this would make us PERFECT little socialists, too. Once, we edged toward it, and then fucked it off because it sounds too much like some people thought themselves the Central Committee, and NO ONE is allowed to think themselves better than the rest of us. So the idea got nutted. Cunts.) We don't take-up arms against cunts, but we're more than happy to belittle them by calling them "cunts" to our mates – we're far too polite to call cunts "cunt" to their faces – and then to do that to our m8s so that none of them forgets the lesson.

So, all this makes us the movie "Casino" if it was a country. Pic related.

And, since we wore out "Fuck" in the 70s, we had to migrate to something else that triggered people.

No idea what we'll use next. We've kinda run out of genitalia.