Nickelodeon is having a poll asking kids who'd they pick for president.
WE NEED TO RIG IT
Step 1 Click on the video youtube.com
Step 2 Click the (i) circle on the top right corner
Step 3 When it asks you what who you'd pick for president, pick Trump
Step 4 Nick is now successfully redpilled
You need a Youtube account to vote so make sure to make one if you don't have one.
(((Cuckelodeon))) is the most Jewish channel in telavivsion.
That's why we're gonna BTFO them. I can only imagine the look on their faces when they see that kids prefer Trump over Clinton
I haven't watched cuckelodeon since spongebob was in its third season, what the fuck happened to it?
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I tried. But I'm not going to try this hard.
Clinton is winning so far 59%
bump
I don't know man.
Just use 10 minute mail and create throwaway account.
WATCH BOTH VIDEOS
VOTE IN BOTH VIDEOS
LIKE TRUMPS
DISLIKE HILLARYS
MAKE IT HAPPEN
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STEP 1: COPY AND PASTE THE LINK
Once again OP is a nigger
He just copied this from 4/pol/'s thread
I think everyone who isn't a massive newfag has worked out to copy and paste for shit like this
I'm surprised that on Trump's video they actually covered his background a bit instead of saying he's a racist bigot.
Well shit maybe the mods can edit my post to break it up.
Fair & balanced reporting from based Nickelodeon
Those negro twins are cute. I'm sure they must have some white blood in them for me to say that.
I actually did not know that.
What the fuck lads?
I'm surprised by this as well. It seems all the good journalistic practices are only being followed by media that has no journalism tied to it. It's only fair to treat both candidates with the same praise and scrutiny.
all American niggers have white blood in them if they didn't migrate since the borders were opened
Its an average of like 20-25%
Based Nickelodeon educating Holla Forumstards about Holla Forums's candidate
Trump vid
Clinton vid
I was waiting for the spin too
w-what's happening?
Then OP should stay there
keep voting guys trump is at 48%
what the fuck did we switch universes again?
Of course there's a 4/pol/ thread up we need as much as we can get.
back to the berenstein universe
Nickelodeon is secretly redpilled
There are a lot more crossboarders than you people like to think
remember to pick Trump on the Hillary video as well
also don't directly click on links from here, copy/paste
They normally get stuff before us anyway since there's a lot more of them.
THIS KILLS THE HILLDAWG
Next time, try not to be such a fag.
BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
I know, and the good memes and threads start from here and then gets posted to halfchan. It is the same thing with 4chan pushing all blame and credit onto reddit.
Clinton vid not as good.
That's good for us though
I'll keep it in mind
"You people"? What the fuck do you mean by "you people"?
OOGA BOOGA BIX NOOD
Jewtube requires a phone number now
yeah a lot of the time that's true
4/pol/ is a better news source and its more fun to argue there since its flooded with shills to a level that questions reason.
by "you people" i mean people who left in harbour and never went back. Ever.
Even after Hiroshimoot took over.
I started going there again just after he got a hold of it
look who owns this site.
Getting better…
Thank Kek I already made enough accounts for a lifetime.
I think they only request that if they think you're spamming or something, they could've changed that though. Try for different emails if you can, Facebook does the same thing.
I've been meaning to pick this anime back up. I feel I don't understand enough about Japan's history to really appreciate it though.
There are two videos btw. One about Trump and one about Hillary. Hillary is winning in the Hillary video.
take back east prussia from the flaczkiniggers
fug, wrong thread
VOTE ON BOTH VIDEOS
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Great thread!
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When Trump wins, will Pepe get his own cartoon?
Bumping for these two links
Check em out
Why not just combine the videos? Why separate polls? Are they just going to go with whichever one Hillary wins?
One video teaches you about Trump, the other teaches you about Clinton
They then link the other video at the end.
The Adventures of Pepe and Wojak
This simple action is the most balanced coverage I have ever seen.
Check if Trump has any investments on Nick.
Also if not, I'd doubt nick wants to fuck with him.
I like the impartiality, but the fact remains that they are using two separate polls and that worries me.
Yeah we should start supporting Nick when we can tbh
I assumed they would be incredibly bias but the coverage is incredibly balanced and honestly makes them more reliable than any MSM source out there right now which is incredibly sad
Yeah I'm not sure why, I think they done this in previous years as well?
Id totally watch some of them when im bored… Which is always
4chan just banned these threads. Our major source of invasion has been blocked off. Might even get a ban for it.
When the fuck was raiding polls banned on 4chan?
Yeah I have no fucking clue
could it be related to the tweet somehow?
Keep it up, for the love of kek.
Breaking news, more at 11
Have you just waken up from a 3 year coma?
When it wasn't rigging the polls for the candidate the faggot SJW mods despise.
Why are you posting on 4cuck? After 2nd exodus where moot made 4cuck Holla Forums into a cuckolding joke because they trolled him there is no excuse for posting there.
Bumping for lulz
Wow they really did delete it. God I hate those fucking worthless janitors.
no excuse you cuck
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You have to go back
I was there since '06 and was banned well over 1000 times.
I've not had a single ban since being here though. So this place is much better.
done
Trump is in the lead by almost 30% keep voting!
Don't forget the Clinton video too
Why do we give a shit what little kids want to vote for?
Because they're quite literally the next chapter of human civilization.
Made me think…
Thanks for correcting the record.
They know.
So that journalists will flip their shit and start calling children a bunch of racist islamisogynistic neonazis.
Lol
lel
Guys look the Hillary one.
0:34
A kids show writer is better than 99% of journos.
Because when the news runs its 30 second clip on it tomorrow it will be hilarious and great propaganda for actual voters to see and hear
well i got a webm for you!
Because it's fun
You have to vote Trump in the Clinton Video also!
RETARDS MADE THE POLLS SEPARATE
The real goal of this poll isn't to know what a bunch of shitty kids think of an issue that they barely understand and have no say on, but to measure how much has the media brainwashing affected them and their bias. This is why the videos are suspiciously neutral, they want to see the kids natural reaction to what the media and adults have been drilling into their impressionable minds.
This is also why breaking these polls is actually IMPORTANT
The poll is attached to the video, so each video has a separate poll.
Hey everybody! Holla Forums is rigging a contest for children!
Children are dumb. Therefore, we must guide them.
Is there an "I don't know" answer…oh shi..
Perfect.
(148)-814-8814
By the same guy.
fight propaganda with dank memes
Good going, Holla Forums.
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who is this goy?
Only good thing the SJW mods on there did in my opinion.
What got you banned?
Bill Wurtz
I just got banned for two weeks for posting a Kids Pick the President thread. Guess I'll be spending debate night here
Doesn’t exist. Go fuck yourself.
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
Nope.
what the actual fuck?
We don’t want you.
It's ok you won't notice I'm here
We already do.
But I can't go back I'm banned for two weeks.
Found the mobilefag, you have to go around at the end of the video to see it pop up.
Lurk there and fuck off, faggot.
Trump just went above Hillary on her on video, kek
I like this user
he's funny
Ah cool, I came to mention this, too. Trump was winning on the Hillary vid 51% to 49% a few minutes ago.
Just fuck my shit up
Raise your hand: Who honestly believes that nobody knows about the poll rigging?
PROTIP: In every one of these, the thread is always linked in the comments with a "*chan is rigging the poll".
They should remind the kids that Trump is Batman.
John Carpenter was on to something…
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The kids don't know it's rigged
Granted, Nick tends to disable comments, but you know someone has sent them a message.
perhaps
Make Animation Great Again
More like Yids Pick the President
am I right folks
am I right
The WW2 section is the best
An entire generation of children are growing up watching this degeneracy
Holla Forums is so terrified of losing that they're rigging children's polls.
What a time to be alive.
Wasted use of pomf
Get out.
NOW WATCH ME WHIP WHIP
WATCH ME NAE NAE
Hillary could never keep up with little kids like this.
kind of trippy to see a mainstream video that doesn't accuse him of shit
I guess the dislikes are from cucks that can't believe they didn't know he was hitler?
Even if she's offering them $10 to shill for her.
Give them CTR's phone number.
Do kids even still watch nickelodeon?
Playing with polls is fun but still.
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Because if Trump wins the Jews will breed an insurgency in the youth
everybody know j stands for fucking
Even in jest that is cringeworthy. Stop that.
also upvote and downvote the videos accordingly as well.
This was actually a pleasant surprise. Pretty sad that a kid's station is more neutral than actual news networks. The best part is that this sets up the kids' expectations for when they're older!
Shadilay
OH FUCK
It really shocked me, too. I kept waiting for the smug punchline and it never came!
How do we reconcile this with the bullcuck shit?
I was thinking, what is the chance of Facebook turning Nickelodeon account cover into some swastika as a punishment?
You all remember during the Trump cheerleader girls dance, right?
no I don't
you're going to have to explain here buddy
remember to vote in both Trump's and Hillary's video, and like/dislike them too
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You people have autism
been here since harbour
Calm down, not everyone catches every minor thing the lugenpresse does with all they pull.
Shadilay.
On one of his rallies during the GOP run, a group of kids organization gave their support to Trump. Girl cheerleaders danced on the podium.
Right after that, Facebook started to fuck with their account logo out of sheer anger
example
Has Holla Forums ever talked with kids about politics or met any who support Trump?
Stories?
bump
I'm not American, so I cannot say. But kids these days seem to be a lot more conservative than their parents. They almost seem like their great grandparents of the greatest generation in their hatred of certain things and even awareness for (((them))).
Can we get the mods to sticky this thread for 24 hours so as many anons as possible can vote.
What have you done to redpill others?
I'm not getting the option to vote.
I just get the choice to watch the other vid.
Perhaps not conservative but very authoritarian. They claim to accept everyone but it becomes acceptance or else, and only specific people.
I think the bull thing was done by a Jew.
A big of majority of Trump's opponents are Jewish.
Search if the guy that did Nickelodeon's thing is White.
We then put something anti-Jewish. "Even Nickelodeon is more neutral than the Jewish run Clinton News Network when it's run by a white man".
Perhaps one of you can think something better.
My sister will be old enough to vote for Trump's second (and third) terms, and will vote for him.
I made her cry in walmart talking about femynysym.
I had to school a cousin about how Muslim and Mexican aren't races, so calling Trump racist is incorrect.
What did you tell to her about feminism?
Story time?
Don't forget to do the same on the Clinton version.
KEK YOUTH IS COMING ALONG JUST FINE
What anime?
I didn't know that. So which of you faggots plays the Mexican deporter board game?
KEKLER JUGEND
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Top kek.
KIDS ARE ANTI-SEMITES
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He has a video game too.
Why are they so much more zoomed in on Hillary's face than with Trump?
Essentially the discussion was about how fags are just pleasure-seekers and shouldn't have 'rights'; how a woman's worth is directly related to having/raising children; how having kids makes your life worthwhile because if you don't you'll die with no legacy.
It all came up because she was 'thinking' that she was bi. Complete amygdala overload. First time she ever heard things like that from that side. Fucking laissez-faire mother and no father around does not a well-adjusted child make.
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Well I'll be damned
There's a reason why you need to be 18 to vote.
Children are fucking retarded and every year the jewish (((educational))) system makes them moreso.
it should be 25
-t. 18 year old
Didn't the congress wanted to reduce the age to 16 or something? Or was it with the Brits?
LISTEN You STUPID FUCK OP;
sir, you've left out the hillary video
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It should be 20 and there should be other qualifiers than age to vote.
Letting anyone who can get off their ass vote is fucking retarded.
That was a thing in Scotland
16 year olds can literally vote in what would be considered state elections to you lot
its fucking disgusting
Boy are you slow.
Mulattoes aren't full white, don't be tempted lads
my 14yo brother is a fat loser who spends all day playing his DS. He hates Trump and would most definitely vote for Hillary if he could.
The Hillary video has it's own separate poll. Trump is winning that one as well, but by a smaller margin.
When I see that picture all I can think of is chimp hunting.
We should make safaris and shiet where we let these chimps run around and we can shoot them with old fashioned black powder rifles dressed in aussie gear.
my 13 yr old cousin makes youtube videos shit talking feminist and libtards
God speed
link a video?
Tell him Hillary wants to ban his violent video games.
"But she'll still give me dem gibs an gubbament monies yo"
Was thinking the exact same thing
no dude, he's videos are not great.
its just him being an edgy 13 yr old in front of a camera, drinking water from a bottle of bleach and shit like that.
but I can tell that he is slowly getting redpilled when he looks for stuff to do his shit talk videos
he is also half beaner
oh fucking dear.
Probably has bleach residue in it giving him brain damage.
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
Yeah pretty much, anything not with a twatter or Jewgle account has no bearing as a poll.
Too easy to fuck with.
Anything done with those is going to lie in the first place.
No polls can be done on the net, no polls can be trusted in real life, and you still have to learn Tscores because they are truth.
Current vote, even though pushing Hillary
Anyone have the current precents? how is it looking?
This isn't about dick measuring, if you aren't willing to switch to this chan we don't want you. It's been the general consensus for a long time. We want anons who will actually stay here and bring up the posting quality and quantity on other boards, not just shitpost on Holla Forums and then run back to cuckchan for anything else
Not in this life or any other, OP.
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I don't know what the fuck you're talking about but if you think guys from cuckchan should be able to use this site like a vacation from it and then go back you can go fuck off
The Nickelodeon vote has never been wrong.
You mean like half the board?
I don't care if it's 99% of the board, they need to get the fuck out
fucking kikes
was going to mention how clinton literally defended a child rapist and laughed when they got off scot free
And?
That's her job as a lawyer.
pretty good
The website lets you put an question to the candidates. Now a Pepekek wants to know: What animal would you choose to live in the white house? We should spam this to get a Kek question in
I never noticed this but it makes sense. Some fucker is just trying to get little girls for his fetish, i'm sure there are many other shows that do the same but with other fetish's or idolgy's. Should be a wiki for it or something
Last Halloween there was a kid who dressed like Trump. Gave him a fistbump and extra candy.
Based
I mean the fairly odd parents had some shit in it
Where is that image from? I remember seeing it before but i can't remember where.
Thats Adult Swim, part of Cartoon Network. Nickelodeom is owned by a different jew and has nothing to do with Sam Hyde.
In other words they wanted two polls so they can cherry pick the more advantageous one?
WOW. I am amazingly surprised by how balanced this is.
Great job!
top kek
Did my part
trump is winning with 75% of the vote
keep up the good work lads!
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DON'T FORGET TO DO THIS TO HILLARY'S VIDEO AS WELL, BOTH VIDS SHARE DIFFERENT POLLS
Anyways, way to late for Hillary poll without it being pretty clear for messing.
Unless of course it has very few votes.
Now what I want to know is why the Trump vid still favored Hillary, but was much closer to the poll data, while the Hillary vid is so wildly out in her favor.
Did Trump people not watch Hillary?
Did Hillary only watch her?
Great job anons
You stacked it to actually flip the percentages.
kek
link hillary's vid then faggot. theres only one link in the op
who cares if its "clear for messing" you faggot
Ok I found the link for HILLARY's video, and Trump is winning despite OP being a faggot and forgetting to link it. ,
Go to work lads and mods please edit the OP to include this link!!
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"SHE WON A GRAMMY?!" Should be replaced with reports of her getting a child rapist off scott free
messed with
Maybe by CTR, but then that was what made me curious.
…I thought the same holy shit
Holy shit nigger yes.
bump
100% true
MAGA
MAGA
TRUMP 2016!
What are the chances of Gen Z turning into the Trump youth?
0% unless they learn about hardship first hand
they are fucking spoiled cucks just like the millenials
Quite low.
They already have split up, you'd be asking for generation A1
I cheer up every time I hear him say "We are going to make our country great again" with that song.
poetry
bump, make sure to vote on shillary's video too
Ftfy
I'd say 19 should be fine. Most kids are out of high school by then, they're unquestionably adults, and should be making the decision to enter college or get into some other job like a trade. Perhaps at least one of property ownership, military service, or proof that you've paid taxes should also be required.
I really need a girlfriend. If I see that girl at the bowling alley again I'm just gonna bite the fucking bullet and ask her out.
Or they'll all be sauced and not cared about.
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Really makes you think
Yes, Power Rangers is still even a thing.
what's wrong with her fucking eyes?
You, sir, you're funny. Voted.
☝Important!
hillary link
Maybe they'll think they need to strengthen the brainwashing.
Even though it's obvious they want kids to vote for Clinton, I'm actually shocked at how unbiased the videos are. They don't try to demonize Killary or Trump at all.
Done
>youtube.com
I almost didnt give this one a like, pic related
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I'm
Is this the case for anyone outside the country or is Nick fucking with me?
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Remember goys to make a jewgle account and get listed for the bad goyim purge.
Write the code then. If you're so all-fired awesome and Google-replacing.
Maybe try using a VPN that lets you pick the US?
I have been keeping my child on a strict media/marketing influence free programming restriction. Nickelodeon is unknown to them. Since Nickelodeon and MTV are spawned from the same Jewishness I don't have the heart to watch my child grow up as a white guilt, cuck who listens to pop nigger music. We keep the jew vision off and spend time reading books, playing or doing activities together. As anons in and stated, I am doing my best to keep the blonde hair blue eye genetics alive and well. Even at age 5, they know more about the dangers of diversity than most adults in today's world. I got the look of discouragement from a few people at a parade this summer. A float came down the street that was sponsored by the local Republican chapter with a podium and a life-size cardboard cutout of Trump. My child spotted it immediately and started cheering in excitement! I was quite proud when his meek voice shouted over the crowd
They send a text to verify the number. And yes, they know about the free fake phone number sites and block those numbers.
I gotta give nick kudos, they remained unbiased, which was nice.
BUMP.
OP didn't includ HILLARY'S nickelodeon video.
Be sure to also go to her video and vote for Trump. For link see
Did my part
wat
i just watched the vids and at no moment does the vote thing at the corner tell me to vote.
it just says learn about the other candidate.
Annotations need to be on
trun on annotations and the tiny " i " circle will pop in the upper-right corner
We're not done yet. We need to see that it stays that way
They didn't even mention Hillary though.. I wonder why? >_>
assuming i'm dumb enough to sign into (((google)))
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You can't dodge bans?
Jesus Christ. All the good ones really did leave in the first exodus.
Bump. I'd like to see what the kike media has to say about this if trump gets the poll
I voted from Poland, so non-Burger ban doesn't seem to be the case.
ok how much longer is this going to go on? i want final results dammit
: ^ )
I'm taken aback by how balanced each video was in regards to bias. Was expecting Trump to be le evil Nazi poopyhead.
I could learn the entire world's history with this shit
please say he have a youtube channel
forget it, literally came up as first on google search
Yeah isn't it strange how a tv show for kids is more fair than literally every single lugenpresse outlet?
just how new are you? nickuck put out the show Bella and the bulldogs and it has constant interracial cuckold references in it.hell the director is a nig who produced a moved called cuckold. nickelodeon is just as Jewish as the rest make no mistake
Reminder Holla Forums nickelodeon are NOT good people nor "redpilled"
Kek
The memes
So are you from Spain, Argentina, or…
Sorry, meant to quote
Interesting way to handle it, lol they're all one image rather than separate!
Didn't select the middle part for some reason
"He who controls the youth, controls the future." - A. Hitler
That was such a great moment.
motherjones.com
oh, the triggering…
nope, nigra. Jew only opened the checkbook.
To avoid showing what a fatbody she is.
Nickeldeon's ripe for a revolt, really. They're under a feminist dictatorship, similar to pre-Iger Disney.
All its most based stuff happened under an old conservative lady, then it was passed to a literal Heeb (Scannell) and then some sort of internal 'scandal' forced him to resign and an (((Iranian))) radfem shillary bot took over. That's who we've got now, Cyma Zarghami.
The other jew was actually mildly decent, Jim Varney helped him get started, but he's since sold out. (or more likely was browbeaten into the globalist line after resigning, threatened with being blackballed I presume)
Current CEO is basically Hillary Clinton meets Michael Eisner (killing most of both foreign and domestic animation divisions, pushing shitty school-focused reality tv, miscegenation at every turn, etc), a twofer of terror right there.
She notoriously hates children (so perfect place for her rite?) as much as the other witch, a trait she also shares with her friend at IDW Katie (((COOK))), both are Clintonistas (possibly even low-tier inner circle members, you never know with these sorts) and is considered one of the most brutal in the business to work for (Karoshi-tier wish-for-suicide unpaid overtime shit like EA.) Bloody obvious signs it's an agenda appointment everywhere. Also hates animation, the network's staple kid attractant, just like Eisner. Has loads of very not-so-nice things to say about spengbeb still being profitable enough to not kill outright. Also linked to Redstone, who fucked up MTV about the same way.
If both polls move to trump, she'll probably flip her shit. Maybe even fire some of the people involved, kek. Wouldn't that be a hoot.
Damned fucking shame that. I remember being able to watch that incredible Grimm's series on there. Also David the Gnome. I hate knowing kids these days won't grow up with those memories unless we actively thrust them into it. Old Nick under Geraldine Laybourne was tops. All those nutty gameshows were her and Coulier's idea.
The vidya one inspired her to take up programming and now she's a board member at Symantec. Just a fun old gal like that crazy greenie Jill.
shill or not, I got a good chuckle out of that.
B U M P
Dubs at dislike count (I swapped my vote to thumbs down afterward).
dump bump
pure cancer
Nice demoralization post, kike
Jesus Christ, they could've added an Asian kid or at least a Mexican to make the diversity actually diverse instead of just whites and white admixtured blacks.
Nice, I got one of those too. It was a fun exchange.
Kid: "Trump or Treat!"
Me: "Mister President! It's an honor!"
Of course, he got extra candy.
Great work, Holla Forums. I love you.
they do now? it worked for me a year ago.
thank you hotwheels that really added to our debate
P R A I S E
Describe this girl to me.
Kids can spot glaring differences much easier than adults. Hence why they brainwash them with subtle but sneaky programs, characters and campaigns.