I'm an 18 year old female with a high school diploma and I am so fucking dead inside. I've been prescribed several different medications over the years, but shit doesn't help. I no longer feel constant existential despair, but that doesn't change the fact that everything is meaningless. I feel apathy for most everything except what profession I'd have. I'm not going into sex work and I can't succeed in college unless I have some sense of direction. I'd rather rot and die than do certain things and I understand that it's contradictory to viewing everything with apathy, yet refusing to settle. That's the thing though- I'll just die. I'll rot and die before I settle because settling is a greater failure than death. It just is. Trust me, I'm aware that none of this is normal and I'm sure I have problems, but that doesn't matter. Death is failure. I have to be kickass cool or accept death. I really have no clue what I'm doing though. Hit me with it lads.
Fears: STDs, pregnancy Enjoys: Overcoming obstacles, manipulation, planning, gore, causing pain for others, helping people, leading, pOWER hah Skills: Lying, can draw n shit, can sneaky Positive traits: Respectful, loyal to a fault, okish looking probably Idk really, improvisational, morally ambiguous Negative traits: Bad sense of humor, indecisive, mistrustful, cynical, sometimes takes things personally, paranoid, low self esteem with a big ego
Mason Anderson
Astronaut. Definitely astronaut.
Jonathan Brown
Well since you're not one of the new agers with a fully functional 13.5 inch penis and a fully functional vagina, I guess we can't help you.
Ryder Sanders
You sound like a boring attention whore. Post tits or get the fuck out
Camden James
Let's say I get that 13.5 inch penis, then could you help me?
Jason Sullivan
read arthur schopenhauer and phillip mainlainder, disregard camus - and then kill yourself (with the logical backing of a valid and sound line of reasoning)
Bentley Lee
i'd read camus for the lulz then kill myself. it's more fun this way. OP, tits or get the fuck out.
Aaron Harris
Insurance Salesman. Not even joking. If you have no problem lying to people's faces you can make bank and your own hours.
Eli White
No. Suicide is failure. I'm not going to be swayed by logic on that issue at this point.
Elijah James
That's some pretty sound advice, user. I appreciate it and will look into it
Jose Brooks
With a personality like that there's just no way you can succeed in life. You'll be committing suicide in your twenties at some point
Brandon Anderson
tits
Kayden Perry
My 20s? awh user, you do have faith in me
Nathan Foster
Tits + Timestamp or GTFO
Angel Fisher
You need dick in your life.
Ryder Torres
oof, we're in the same boat with that bud
Colton Murphy
...
Adrian Walker
Become super religious, it's the only way to get fake pleasure and relief at this point. Proceed to killyourself shortly after tbh
Xavier Harris
Kill yourself you dirty whore. Do you really think you don't stink?
David Gray
Yeah sure when I get mine (plural)
Josiah Lopez
I tried that. The Mormons always try to seduce me with cute missionary gals and lads and the got me for a while. Got me goin to church n shit, but then they had me do a 'woman's chant' thing about being fertile and FUCK that I will never get pregnant, nasty disgusting.
Nolan Moore
Why are you so anti-pregger's femanon?
Bentley Gonzalez
are you hex's gf
Jonathan Harris
Baby's are filthy, user.
Zachary Martin
Kids are filthy
Carter Thompson
Maybe, but if you could born an Aryan God or Godess without letting the heebs slice it's bruiser, you might be suprised
Robert Anderson
They are filthy leaches that fester inside of you and alter your mental state for 9 fucking months then continue to burden you for over a decade. There is no worst fate imo.
Dylan Howard
TOGTFO
Tyler Morales
If your kids aren't self-sufficient by 5yo then you simply aren't beating them enough.
Oliver Johnson
If it's alive out of the womb, you aren't beating it enough
Anthony Nguyen
Stop liking that. Christ it makes it difficult to deal with you ladies.
Lucas Hall
*90s sitcom woman scoff* Ugh, /men/
Brayden Butler
whomst
Levi Baker
I know, right sister?
Dylan Brooks
what a bunch of fedoras, tho
Jayden Robinson
But, what I said was entirely antithetical to fedoraism, as fedoras hate any semblance of authoritarianism because it reminds them of their overbearing boomer/Christian parents. I'm advocating for parents to be far stricter with their kids, and much, much more violent.
Worked with me, I was a little angel growing up.
Nathan Scott
...
Owen Peterson
Okay. This particular individual. Is unbreedable.
Christopher Reyes
Why is this whore scum still getting attention? Fuck off
Mason Jenkins
I absolutely agree
Daniel Nguyen
Stopped reading right there. Your perfect occupation is housewife/mother. Now post your tits
Ryder Taylor
Goddamn it would be comfy to be a lady.
Jeremiah Stewart
I can't, I'm unbreedable.
Nathan Rivera
What's stopping you from being one then? You're already great at sucking dick and being a pussy from what I've seen in this thread
Camden Collins
Then you're a fuck-hole. Which is 90% of what a man wants in a woman anyway
Jaxon Evans
What's the other 10%?
Ryan Thompson
now why would anyone who has spent time on an imageboard admit to being a woman while also seeking advice. to me this seems like a very natural and organic shitpost.
Isaac Anderson
I chatted with a pretty miss one time on one of those edating sites. She said she couldn't have kids. Wonder why…
Jaxon Hernandez
I thought it would be relevant. Also they're just words my dude. These spicy boys are fun to watch writhe
You made that sound very ominous lol
Jack Lopez
feed him
Christopher Gutierrez
Mine
Asher Fisher
become my gf pls and we can collect neetbux and live with my mom and sister
Daniel Baker
What, but why? For all that you know I could be a goblin that is desaturating the land of color and trying to devour the greatest rainbow
Benjamin Cruz
Hmm.. Good point, but still, I like shoving things into holes, not having things shoved into holes.
Evan Scott
A good career for you would be the porn industry or selling yourself on the streets.
William Allen
prove
Charles Campbell
you might enjoy living in a cage under his bed with anime figures he used tax dollars to buy to keep you company. dont just drop his offer without consideration
Asher Nguyen
This. Were gonna need to see something shoved in a poop hole.
Nolan Cruz
OP is a fag
Connor Ortiz
In other news: water is wet.
Landon Clark
Take a 1 year gap before college. Find something interesting and then apply.
Lincoln Kelly
Solid advice, I just don't want to get stuck in stagnation
Sebastian Sanders
Are you still here? Post tits or fuck off already degenerate bitch
Dylan Peterson
You're still here too~ I see right through all that tsundere, user