What career is right for me

I'm an 18 year old female with a high school diploma and I am so fucking dead inside. I've been prescribed several different medications over the years, but shit doesn't help. I no longer feel constant existential despair, but that doesn't change the fact that everything is meaningless. I feel apathy for most everything except what profession I'd have. I'm not going into sex work and I can't succeed in college unless I have some sense of direction. I'd rather rot and die than do certain things and I understand that it's contradictory to viewing everything with apathy, yet refusing to settle. That's the thing though- I'll just die. I'll rot and die before I settle because settling is a greater failure than death. It just is.
Trust me, I'm aware that none of this is normal and I'm sure I have problems, but that doesn't matter. Death is failure. I have to be kickass cool or accept death.
I really have no clue what I'm doing though. Hit me with it lads.

Fears: STDs, pregnancy
Enjoys: Overcoming obstacles, manipulation, planning, gore, causing pain for others, helping people, leading, pOWER hah
Skills: Lying, can draw n shit, can sneaky
Positive traits: Respectful, loyal to a fault, okish looking probably Idk really, improvisational, morally ambiguous
Negative traits: Bad sense of humor, indecisive, mistrustful, cynical, sometimes takes things personally, paranoid, low self esteem with a big ego

Astronaut. Definitely astronaut.

Well since you're not one of the new agers with a fully functional 13.5 inch penis and a fully functional vagina, I guess we can't help you.

You sound like a boring attention whore. Post tits or get the fuck out

Let's say I get that 13.5 inch penis, then could you help me?

read arthur schopenhauer and phillip mainlainder, disregard camus - and then kill yourself (with the logical backing of a valid and sound line of reasoning)

i'd read camus for the lulz then kill myself. it's more fun this way. OP, tits or get the fuck out.

Insurance Salesman. Not even joking. If you have no problem lying to people's faces you can make bank and your own hours.

No. Suicide is failure. I'm not going to be swayed by logic on that issue at this point.

That's some pretty sound advice, user. I appreciate it and will look into it

With a personality like that there's just no way you can succeed in life. You'll be committing suicide in your twenties at some point

tits

My 20s? awh user, you do have faith in me

Tits + Timestamp or GTFO

You need dick in your life.

oof, we're in the same boat with that bud

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Become super religious, it's the only way to get fake pleasure and relief at this point. Proceed to killyourself shortly after tbh

Kill yourself you dirty whore.
Do you really think you don't stink?

Yeah sure when I get mine (plural)

I tried that. The Mormons always try to seduce me with cute missionary gals and lads and the got me for a while. Got me goin to church n shit, but then they had me do a 'woman's chant' thing about being fertile and FUCK that I will never get pregnant, nasty disgusting.

Why are you so anti-pregger's femanon?

are you hex's gf

Baby's are filthy, user.

Kids are filthy

Maybe, but if you could born an Aryan God or Godess without letting the heebs slice it's bruiser, you might be suprised

They are filthy leaches that fester inside of you and alter your mental state for 9 fucking months then continue to burden you for over a decade. There is no worst fate imo.

TOGTFO

If your kids aren't self-sufficient by 5yo then you simply aren't beating them enough.

If it's alive out of the womb, you aren't beating it enough

Stop liking that. Christ it makes it difficult to deal with you ladies.

*90s sitcom woman scoff* Ugh, /men/

whomst

I know, right sister?

what a bunch of fedoras, tho

But, what I said was entirely antithetical to fedoraism, as fedoras hate any semblance of authoritarianism because it reminds them of their overbearing boomer/Christian parents. I'm advocating for parents to be far stricter with their kids, and much, much more violent.

Worked with me, I was a little angel growing up.

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Okay. This particular individual. Is unbreedable.

Why is this whore scum still getting attention? Fuck off

I absolutely agree

Stopped reading right there. Your perfect occupation is housewife/mother. Now post your tits

Goddamn it would be comfy to be a lady.

I can't, I'm unbreedable.

What's stopping you from being one then? You're already great at sucking dick and being a pussy from what I've seen in this thread

Then you're a fuck-hole. Which is 90% of what a man wants in a woman anyway

What's the other 10%?

now why would anyone who has spent time on an imageboard admit to being a woman while also seeking advice. to me this seems like a very natural and organic shitpost.

I chatted with a pretty miss one time on one of those edating sites. She said she couldn't have kids. Wonder why…

I thought it would be relevant. Also they're just words my dude. These spicy boys are fun to watch writhe

You made that sound very ominous lol

feed him

Mine

become my gf pls and we can collect neetbux and live with my mom and sister

What, but why? For all that you know I could be a goblin that is desaturating the land of color and trying to devour the greatest rainbow

Hmm.. Good point, but still, I like shoving things into holes, not having things shoved into holes.

A good career for you would be the porn industry or selling yourself on the streets.

prove

you might enjoy living in a cage under his bed with anime figures he used tax dollars to buy to keep you company. dont just drop his offer without consideration

This. Were gonna need to see something shoved in a poop hole.

OP is a fag

In other news: water is wet.

Take a 1 year gap before college. Find something interesting and then apply.

Solid advice, I just don't want to get stuck in stagnation

Are you still here? Post tits or fuck off already degenerate bitch

You're still here too~ I see right through all that tsundere, user

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