Webm Thread: Jackhammer Edition

The previous thread is at its limit

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choualbox.com/IvAB
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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About time

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Dude just put 5 in a post.

May I request someone to repost the thread starter webm from previous webm thread? I just love the tune, it's catchy.

user one of those posts was 11.13 MB. It's not going in a single post.

Oh well

Here you go

Thank you user, now I can browse Holla Forums with this playin in the background. I keep trying to download it but I don't get the mp4 file.

Nice

You know the guys over at the Holla Forums thread have full episodes up and running.

Did another attempt of an episode

What is this from (the characters, not the song)?

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Nice

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The Modifyers

The characters are from a cartoon series that never got past it's pilot. This did not stop ZONE from making a porn flash however. Now it's all it's remembered for.

Thank you random anons. Just saw the pilot, and it's a little sad that the show never aired.

Zone's parody was decent though.

I wish the ZONE parody actually push the series to become a regular show in CN. But then I remember Americans are a bunch of prude bastards.

It was Nick and I think they still own the rights

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i'm out of shit to post, unless i start uploading whole episodes

Better than nothing

Sure

Nice converting

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the only Lola i will ever except

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The hell

Anyone have the webm of them dancing but with the song from the trailer ZONE made playing over it? I saw it in another webm thread.

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what the fuck is this, since when does Holla Forums have a radio show with decent mics?

What the hell is this trying to be? Kung Fu Panda in reverse?

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It is from a podcast called Chapo Trap House.
soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house
It is ironic Internet humor.

Thanks

Direct to DVD movie being overly ambitious/foolish.

The Vietnamese playing Hollywood

I don't remember that second line quite the same way.

Odd

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anyone got a tutorial for making webms?

Theres one on /a/

Hey gents, does any one of you know the source to webm related?

Ralph Bakshi, could be Coonskin?

It's Coonskin.

Should I continue?

One using Xmedia Recode

Another using Webm for retards, 8mb rule.

Got the older ones?

How old?

Thanks

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Here's another

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I wonder 2hy they stopped msking these.

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They were part of The Looney Tunes show, which has since ended.

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Is that other show Wabbit still going?

I'm not really sure.
But that's vs Bugs Wile E Coyote anyway.

Alright.

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Many thanks friends

Stupid sexy sirens

DAT ASS DOE

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What show is that from? Is that supposed to be a race or something?

It's a Netflix/DreamWorks show called Dinotrux

They don't race, they build.
Because they are construction vehicles, you see.

That's actually pretty interesting. It's like they want to encourage children who watch it to take engineering as their career choice. Also the mecha designs are pretty good, like Zoids but without the weaponry.

Also, to sell toys.

Mostly to sell toys.

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I don't mind tho. They actually look pretty awesome as toys. Especially the dino dump truck.

It's a treasure

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Now if anyone can point me to a decent quality torrent I can make more of these.

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I wish I knew.

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I can't believe Motor City died for this.

Turns out Titmouse made another not Motorcity for a brand

Well, Motor City was dead for a while, Dreamworks just got the band back together.

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Ma those are old

At least thats' good.

if you're able to do this in breath of the wild i'm going to buy a switch

Theres no doubt that it'll be good, the switch on the other hand….

Is the Wii U version really any different?

Is the cartoon a lot better than people give it credit for, or is this just one of the better moments.

Good luck muh boi

Better moments.

Might as well drop it here.

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Surprisingly awesome, with some interesting looking character designs.

Though the green stegosaurus doesn't look too happy with his job though . . .

Why would a bomb have spikes?

What purpose could that possibly serve?

"Oh ho ho, sticky bomb like you!"

Agreed

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It's funny to see how powerful they try to make WW look like, and yet, she is captured all the time!

Her weakness is literally being captured. At least by a man. Like, if a woman ties her up in chains, she'll just bust out, but a twelve year old ties her hands together with a bag tie and she's a rag doll.

Hmm, I think I feel a fanfic coming on…

I know one of you anons have webms of wonder loli.

Garby doesn't mind, he's such a big eater and loves to eat, so even if he has to eat specifically to make more bricks it's fine by him.

Well, that was hot.

We don't and fuck off

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Well, at least I must agree that his could be true, because, mythologies are really full of this kind of weird things.

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Spoiler that shit user, there are kids here.

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And, of course…

gay niggas

Waste of mb

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have some lewd

Alright that gave me a slight chuckle.

>Remeber later that you ended up reading Soul Chain and Dulce Report not for the wank material

unforgivable

Oh come on! The entire point was that it was incidental

resurrect chuck jones so he can show you how it's done/10

He'd probably mostly complain how they're still pushing Lola

he can eat a dick.

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Try reading this exhentai.org/g/749715/039e9c9076/
Some hentai doujins have pretty somewhat deep stuff, and a lot more have definitively a good story, to the point that masturbation comes second.


He mostly did it because of shekels. He didn't want his patreon to be closed. Not justifying it, though, but it wasn't exactly for Tumblr, or not directly.

I avoid SadPanda, so can you post the name of it?

why?

hes an SJWcuck. when you apologize or give in, they win and gain ground. and he gave them a whole isle.

thank god i got all of his material saved before he got cucked.

Because I don't want to make an account on the site. Also, the gallery was removed from "g.e-hentai.org".

why not?

That doesn't make him an SJW, just an hypocrite. I'm saying this because I'm tired of the whole
Post it


This is why you'd like to have an account and access sadpanda. There's absolutely no miss in making a dummy mail to register with false stuff.

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The hell is this?

You know, Home.
With Tip and Oh?

I fucking love this anime.

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Looks like he's wearing eyeliner.

i'd cum all over her undead vampire face.

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Have a fresh one as well.

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Thanks

Man, that was an adventure, I remember being unable to fap of how much I was laughing.
That ending though

that's not even subtle

What material did he delete?

Things about Shotas. People said he also deleted Lolis, but I think he never did money. In any case, he says Loli and Shota is pedophilia, and he doesn't like it, even though he made some shota.

loli & shota is pedophilia, but pedophilia isn't wrong. only illegal thanks to the fact we live in a matriarchy.

he drank concentrated feminist kool aid and is basically a huge hypocrite.

Not enterily correct, user. You can like Loli or/and shota, without liking IRL little children. Also, even though pedophilia is not wrong because it doesn't necessarily involve child molestation, hebephilia is better.

fapping to the idea of fucking an underage is the same whether its 2D or 3D, you're a pedo, accept it and move beyond the feminist media conditioning and brainwashing.

child sex is alright too, they're not retards, just young adults.

It's like saying that fapping to futa means you like transvestites or you're gay. There's no comparison of 2D with 3D Coming from someone who was fucking an IRL child, it's not worth it, it's better as a fantasy, and that fantasy is better fulfilled by loli/shota because CP sucks
I also agree with you on the fact that they are capable of consent, but teens are better. There's really no objective reason to want to fuck a child, I can make a list, starting with how annoying they are.

fapping to futa probably means that you're attracted to good looking trannies, and hence you are technically gay, or at least bisexual.

that analogy is bad

A futa have both vag and penis, user. That's not common at all, even though it can happen naturally. I like the fact that they have both. A good looking tranny would be a trap, and that's plain gay. Not to mention that liking just one part of a men and the rest female, including the vag, doesn't make you gay, not even bisexual since it's not like you like men, you only like dick
My analogy is perfect if you know your terminology, which doesn't look like you do. I'm disappointed, user.
Webm unrelated.

your analogy is shit because it has nothing to do with my point.

if you jerk off to the idea of fucking an underage, you're a pedo.
if you jerk off to the idea of a manwoman, then you're probably bisexual.
this 2d/3d meme bullshit is irrelevant to the point, and also a stale meme that needs to stop.

You are not a faggot for wanking to traps, you're a faggot for posting wrong opinions on the internet.
Try giving a child a tripple penetration while she/he cums with an ahegao and see if 3D is better than 2D. Or better yet, find a woman with a penis.

yes you are
thats a bit much, can't you just have consensual regular sex? not all sex has to be triple penetration ahegao meme retardation.
that's a MAN baby!

If you talk about anime Loli, sure, but cartoon characters dont even look human at all

Not for in 2D. Do you get my point now? Or do I have to spell it?
I can do whatever I want to and with 2D characters. a 3D children would die from my penis alone Or at least it won't be able to fit in without hurting the child, which is anything but pleasurable


Have you seen Lucky Star?

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all you do is jerk yourself off while looking at pictures, what the fuck are you on about you schizo?

the only thing you're really doing is rubbing your dick with your hand while looking at your screen. whatever your point is, its retarded and not related to mine. if you fap to traps you're at least bisexual, if you fap to loli you're a pedo. accept it.

stop drinking the feminist koolaid and don't try to do with humans what your retarded looking animu characters do in your meme pictures. sex is also not a binary that goes from no sex to triple ahegao penetration cuminflation.

I have to clarify, I'm not calling him a fag for wanking to traps, I'm calling him a fag for being wrong. I believe that wanking to traps is gay. I already said it.


So? Are you implying that unfullfilling sex is somehow better than your own hand? The only way it could be better is if you could fuck a female clon of yourself.
Your point is that diddling kids, which can become annoying for a lot of reasons, somehow feels better than masturbating with image of anything you want, which is my point.
As much as I think pedophilia is not bad, you hurt the kid as much as you hurt a virgin for the first time, only that it happens everytime you do it. That's why molesters resort to anal, which is viable, but the kid doesn't feel much pleasure to begging with. If you're going to pedo talk, you better know your shit, fag, which you fucking don't.
I don't, because it's not possible in 3D, so why should I bother with 3D altogether?
So who is the faggot now?

Will both of you shut up, and let people enjoy their feitshes?

thats what you tell yourself to not cry yourself to sleep everynight at the fact you will never have any intimacy with anybody, isnt it? typical 2dfag
yeah, i know its impossible for you, an omega male, to get sex. but that is like saying that milk and any products made with it are garbage and unnecessary because you're lactose intolerant. you're bitter about it.
i never said that, now you're making shit up to save face, pathetic.

No. Also, my point is that everything you can think of, is better done in 2D, including fetishes.

You realize that addiction to porn affects even couples, right? And there's a reason for it Because porn is usually better than actual sex
Pretty sure it's impossible for you too to find a tentacle monster that can impregnate women or a Lamia with a functional body. But whatever.

Are you a normalfag or something?

Probably a drifter, just report for refugee scum.

thats good because i dont want any of that retarded shit, since im not a schizophrenic fucking idiot who believes cartoons are real.

Yeah, I bet you just want your normalfag tier stuff.

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No, they're not. While porn is a great escapism, that's all it is, escapism. It's never going to fill that void that's suppose to be taken up by your one, true lover. Anyone who rejects a spouse over porn has to face the fact they they just rejected a person who cared about them over images, of what they could have been doing, that provide no fulfilling satisfaction because they're still alone at the end of the night.

Love is fleeting, user, porn is not.
I'll never understand why people is so afraid of dying alone when we're all born that way. Also, love can be replaced with many things, like porn and candy, because it generates the same reaction in your brain.

Because the human race is designed to be a social species.

thats the thing user, NOBODY cares about

thats why, in order to keep his emotional stability partially, he has convinced himself of the 3DPD meme. he probably believes that pretending cartoons love him is a sufficient replacement for human contact. a broken human being that has convinced himself he's fully functional.


why is it so hard for you to admit you failed at life and porn is just your compensation for never ever being able to even be in the general vicinity of the real thing?

its like a fox convincing itself that the grapes he drew in the sand are superior to the real grapes hanging at the top of the tree.

There are so many things wrong with that small statement. We're not a perfect "design". Men have nipples even when they're not functional. Also, part of being a human is overcome instincts, if not we would only be animals, and everyone would just be as social as monkeys are.


user, you already lost. You have no argument as to why the real deal is better than fiction, you just delude yourself into thinking that. If real life were better than fiction then this board and comics themselves wouldn't exist. Why is it so hard for you to admit that you're a normalfag and you don't belong here?

try harder you broken mess of a human being

Do you really want me to pull up pictures of men lactating? It can naturally happen.

Then, why are you posting on this site? It only proves my point.

Women can have penises too under the right condition, since the clit is just an small penis., but they're not functional, and, in fact, are a mistake. And yet, is only human to overcome that, or use it to whatever you want. Still no better than 2D.
If that's the case, 2D can effectively replace human contact as well. I'm here because it also replaces the need of human contact, which is why I'm not afraid of dying alone.

talking on imageboards is not "socializing".

I don't know what you're talking about.

The same way masturbation is sex.

What insightful commentary.

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Damn son, at least make it Holla Forums related.

Second one is pretty good.

of course it is, it was made by the best of the best

Build a wall around us all

Shut up, or other boards are going to think we are gay!

And make sure you aren't building it around people who secretly want to throw you out of it when you're done.

How was that show?

It's more or less fine. Since it's about a politician (If you can call King Julien that) they throw in a few political gags here and there, but otherwise it's mostly fine.
It does get a bit weird near the end, but apparently that's because Netflix wants the showrunner to make the show into something more like his past work on Mystery Inc, so that's what he's gonna do.
We'll see how that works out later this year when the last seasons come out.

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If someone is into loli/shotacon but not attracted to real children–which is the case for most people–then by definition they cannot be a pedophile. If you disagree then logically everyone is a pedophile, which makes it pointless to even talk about the matter.

"Underage" is also different from pedophilia. A 17.9 year old is underage if the age of consent is set at 18. A 9 year old isn't underage if the age of consent is set at 9.

I am a toonpile, I have been in love with certain character for years, I prefer cartoons to anime 90% of the time and the Anime I like is shit like Pokemon and Dragonball and beyblade not that highschool trash, they should shit a million teen darkies to Japan and see how they like highschool now.

Soros, you are my greatest Ally.

Hey Holla Forums

well, you're still jerking off to the idea of doing it with someone who's underage. so yeah you're a pedo if you fap to loli. sure you might not go to jail, but let people find out and see what happens to your reputation. same as if you had wore a trenchcoat, a fedora, and had tried to give candy to random lone children in a park.


thats some schizophrenia right there.

My boss knows I'm learning Japanese and I jerk off to cartoons, including underage looking cartoons. She doesn't give a fuck as long as I do my job and I'm not too obvious about it. My workmates know that too, and they say "as long as they are just cartoon". They think it's artictical or some shit. My point is, we live in a pretty liberal world now. Take that as you will, but unless you live in salt like or something of the sort, your reputation will not be stained unless you wear shirts with toon girls naked.

sounds legit

You're such a goddamn creep. Also: "she" is he.

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Kek

Jesus Christ

Anyway have an episode, tried splitting it into 2 but the quality suffers so made 3 instead.

Come on people, post your stash :D

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Done

Cool ones my dude

Great

Ha, I remember when that happened in the comics.

Does anyone here have sound mixing/editing skills?

If so, could you make a edit of this Jimmy Neutron scene where the fruity cover of "Kids in America" is replaced with the badass original song? Ever since I was kid, I've wanted to see that.

youtube.com/watch?v=-hWZqllm3mQ
youtube.com/watch?v=pCNhmbse3Sc

Out of all the little animated movies DC pushes out, this story deserves the treatment.

Nice

It would make a great Christmas special.

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Did she just say the German equivialnt of "Bastards" in a kids cartoon?
I fucking love Brave & The Bold.

Hi where are the video games?

Every cartoon nowadays in a nutshell.

In the end he manages to use his powers for music yadda yadda

Now, does anyone have a image of Lauren Faust with the FUCK MY SHIT UP haircut?

>>>Holla Forums

MFWAH THE FRENCH represent

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There are so many errors in this.

This


False
Some don't realize that he is in a state where he would have been jailed for what he had drawn (shota incest of gravity falls) and the SJWs who menaced him did know that.
Not especially defending him since he uses tools (unity) that are non-libre and he doesn't give a fuck about it.

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Besides this it's also his own fault for not keeping anonymity. Yet, you can't be jailed by drawing cartoons, is not considered child pornography, it's just considered an aggravation and only if the Judge is an idiot. If he did this out of actual empty threats, then he is also an ignorant.
Only autists give a shit about that, not to mention that the game is not Unity based anymore.

In Australia, you would be.
Do I have to tell the story about the two cases of guys arrested for having Simpsons porn on their computers again? I think you all got that the last three times I mentioned that. Although TBH people here act shocked every time and with no tripfags it's hard to tell if I'm talking to the same crowd.
And with Paul Kidd getting arrested for drawing cubfur, yadda yadda, I think we can assume that Oz recognises loli drawings as CP and furry as bestiality.

Even in America, and I shouldn't have to keep educating American comic fans on their own sad history of censorship, you had two comic shop owners arrested for stocking Frank Thorne's "The Devil's Angel".
And it wasn't so long ago that Mike Diana got railroaded, part of his sentence was that he is not allowed to create art in the state of California. If he so much as doodles on a phone pad he gets arrested.

But damn, I'm kind of used to Australians being apathetic about their own rights, but aren't Americans supposed to be more pro-active about protecting their balls?

is he australian then?

Who?

who else you dummy? manyakis. we're talking about manyakis.

We're going to need a new thread soon.

No idea. He's probably fucked wherever he is.

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Nice once again.

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Never seen this before.

I hope you get arrested and sent to assrape prison, you degenerate.
Then again, you're probably just LARPing as a kiddy diddler/. Still, you're a sick fuck either way.

Why do I suck at .webms?

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that cut off at the end is a real let down user, get the full thing.

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I will never get the concept of Jesus being this weak, emasculated twig of a man. Dude was a carpenter, or more likely, did masonry work in a time before power tools. Guy had to have been jacked.

Still, good fluid animation in these two. Also a good warning about not being mindless sheep

My best guess is that the image people have of Jesus is when he was starving on the cross. Not to mention that benevolence can make you look weak.
It's one of my favorite animated shorts, I love the music. Shame I can't find it with better quality anywhere.

well it's difficult to keep anonymity when you ask for money via patreon/paypal/palantir.


In france too
Any depiction of minor (well that"s normal) even cartoons (that's BS) in a lewd way is considered CP even for personal use (not distributed)
But it was extended and even artist who don't even draw CP or lewd are also persecuted look at the artist piratesourcil who's hardware was seized after some retard flagged him has a CP artist, it was just a dark humorous comics strips
See for yourself
choualbox.com/IvAB

Woah buddy, nice fedora you're tipping there.

France? But aren't they the ones who did that one with the scout leader buggering the kids?