God-Tier Troll

Should Kek to be a legally recognized religion?

I am so sick and tired of libtards defending other non-western religions, and contributing to our societies disintegration/decay, with stuff like:
- "Not all muslims are like that"
- "You can't judge all jews like that"
- "Their creed is no better then ours!"
- "It's their religion that says it's okay, so don't judge them! You would do the same if you belonged to it."
- or institutions giving special privilege to religious people because of their sensibilities: For example, pool is closed at 6-7 for muslims only.
- or in some countries, religious sensibilities being more important then freedom of speech
- or as it's become apparent in western world, media censorship based on religious sensibilities.

Basically it feels like we are tied in a stray jacket in a passenger seat of a car with a narcissistic/mainic driving crazy. How do we get free?

My thought is this: Why don't we become a new religion and use religious institutional benefits to further our agenda'?. If we become as an official recognized religion, we will force the libtards to make the same arguments and concessions that we are forced to make when non-western religions and thus we are furthering our agenda. The religion would essentially surround itself with preserving western nationalism, trolling libtards to literal tears and free-speech on red-pilled topics. Thus furthering Holla Forumss worldview.

On reflecting on this topic, I can see the banter now:
- "Not all kek anons are like that, some just came here from bad economic situation who want to practice their freedom of religion in peace and without oppression"
- "You can't judge all kek anons as nazis, thats bigotry cuz you are assigning a single label to a whole group of people"
- #NotAllKekAnonsAreLikeThat, #KekIsAReligionOfPeace
- "Don't judge our trolling, it's our religious practice. It is the most holiest and dutiful task of our religion. You aren't a racist are you libtard?"
- "You can't say that user, that offends my religion sensibility"
- etc, etc

This is purely a thought experiment I had, so I leave it up to you anons on what to make of it. Perhaps it's bullshit, perhaps it's an innovative way to get back our western culture from this multiculturalism monstrosity by playing by ((( their rules. )))

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Yes, and as former lolburgs we are morally against social (boomer-nigger) security. No more payroll taxes for me.

Your dubs of truth make it so user.

What are the minimum requirements to be legally recognized as a religion?

Thats an awful lot of writing for a simple, weak, and tired idea.

2000 years from now there could be kekists unironically shilling this religion in this board's future equivalent. It would be a lasting legacy. I think we should make it out holy mission to meme this religion into existence.

You can get group together through the Universal Life Church

Our first decree should be free chicken tendies for all NEETS. This should be provided by taxpayer money.

These are the requirements of a state-recognized religion. There are further requirements if we want to stay tax-exempt as in being non-political. Funnily enough, this is the Johnson amendment that Trump has promised to abolish.

It's an idea I am still wrestling with and I am not a writer. Basically, in todays I age I see libtards have perverted the rules of our society to be as follows:

religious practice > freedom of speech

Now, when I look at both issues, I see "freedom of speech" which brought about Western civilizations greatest success as a distinctly European ideal. When I see religious practice, while Europeans have practiced, I generally associated with the rest of the world.

If the major decisions in society are trumped by religious practice over freedom to speak your idea and let people decided, then I think anons need to create a religion to further our western values. If we don't, other religions will walk into the Western world and change our culture.