711 mishap

lay low for a while and never go to that 711 again

Damn OP; you couldn't just be content to look. A creepshot would have also been acceptable and less awkward, people are always fucking with their phones. Sorry to hear that man, just go about your business. No law against creeping unless you're stalking, harassing, molesting or otherwise.

Also how old are you?

28

Yeah, that makes it a little worse I guess. At least you're not like 45. I wouldn't worry too much. I'd either just avoid the 711 for awhile or just go about your business as if nothing happened. Not like you tried to abduct her or touch her or anything.

Yeah, thankfully I know that 711 well and know that I was in a security cam blind spot, or else I'd be worried about ending up on liveleak or some shit.

Will this actually help, though? Technically, OP, you committed a crime here. I bet those 7/11 employees contacted the police, gave a report of your crime and a description of your physical appearance, and voluntarily handed over the CCTV recording of the incident. Right now, as we speak, there is a very good chance that the police are reviewing all of this and preparing to canvas the area with your details. It's only a matter of time now.

Hate to say it, OP, but you're most likely going to prison.

what crime?

see

I don't know if I'm relieved, or depressed that you're such a fucking liar.

You sniffed a minor's asscrack.

I didn't see that at the time of typing, my mistake.

Are there any books on Amazon that you'd like to receive in your cell?

Okay, but I didn't touch her or anything. There's no crime that says you can't smell minor's asscracks

[hava nagila plays softly in the distance]

Pretty sure it'd count as the sexual harassment of a minor no matter how you try to wriggle out of it. That's just how it works when you fight the law.

well, it's my word against theirs. I'll just say I was bending down to tie my shoes.

There was more than one witness.

No, there was one witness.

There were two employees, correct?

This user is just being a dick. Bending over is not a crime; nor is trying to smell someone. That's just absurd. And how, pray tell, does anyone know you were trying to smell anyone in the first place? That's just ludicrous in the extreme.

re-read the OP. One employee actually saw it, then she went and told the other.

By the look on the girl's face who saw me, I think she knew

Seriously man, there are degenerates actually fucking children and muds trafficking abducted child sex slaves. Police enforcement has better things to do than hunting down a lone hebe who may or may not have tried to smell a girls buttcrack. I wouldn't even worry about legal ramifications, but you might use better judgement in the future. Porn does fry that part of your brain though, so it makes it hard.

It's my fault for not fapping first before I went out

Are you people blind to how the world works these days? Who cares if you did or did not do it. If somebody thinks you did something, especially a group who now sees fit to crucify you, then you're fucked. Consider the topic at hand : 28 year old male sexually harasses 14 year old girl. Nobody cares about the facts, or the details, they will read that in the headline and tie your noose before they even tie their own shoes.

If you did that, and there were witnesses, and they all wanted to see you get fucked because they thought they saw you do something inappropriate, yes, the cops would trust their word over yours.

But it's still the word of two against one, and three if they can find the girl. I hope that girl didn't purchase anything with debit. The record of the transaction would make her easier to track down. We're living in a very gynocentric social climate, OP, do you really think you won't get the book thrown at you? The police aren't your friends. This would be a very easy case for them to bust some low-hanging fruit just to look good in the local paper.

I doubt a 14yo has a debit card

Should also add:

Girls that age look bitchy and creeped out just being around older guys who are attracted to them. Unless you're Chad Please describe her expression, for posterity.

That's one way of looking at it I suppose. It's not that big of deal.

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Sexual harassment implies deliberate intent and at least some verb or physical contact. OP did not even touch the girl, he just happened to be in the same vicinity and bent over near her. He kinda failed by booking it rather than just shrugging his shoulders and making his transaction, but be realistic. He didn't touch her, he didn't insinuate vulgar gestures, he didn't say anything coarse to her, he fucking bent over behind her in line.

Many of my friends had them when I was that age. I'm now 25.

that may work in Canada but I doubt it would fly here. I literally never even touched her.

Like a girl looking at a convicted sex offender after he was just found guilty of sodomizing a toddler

Try not to sweat when the judge looks at you like that.

Thanks for the laugh op

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Just go on with your life OP, I doubt very sincerely anything bad will come of this. If you're feeling really paranoid after other anons were exaggerating the situation, scrub your pc of anything questionable like loli or w/e and try to think with your head and not with your dick. Ass doesn't even smell all that great anyways; although I've never sniffed a fourteen year old girls butt before. Did you at least get a whiff?

I have, I was 15 then so it was legal. Trust me, it smells like heaven.

No, the employee walked around the corner before I could get close enough. I doubt I could smell anything anyways, I was just so horny, it was more of a symbolic action.

If you don't go to prison over this incident, you'll go to prison over another one if you don't get this self-control issue worked out.

I'll just make sure to fap before I go outside. I rarely go out as it is.

Lucky. Youngest I ever got with was 17, and that was when I was 12 so she seemed like an old lady to me. Well, you should work on impulse control. It's okay to look at jb and maaaybe snap some creep shots; but anything beyond that is risking this. Although even the latter can end up in similar situation. I remember user on 4cuck a few years ago posting from his phone, hiding in a bathroom because he had gotten caught taking a creepshot of some jb girls at the mall. Maybe just looking is the only thing that's safe.

Sure, buddy. AFAIK, there's no U.S. Federal law that criminalizes what OP did, and without knowing what state he's in, there's no way to know whether there's any state law he could be charged under–though probably not–and even if there were, it would almost certainly be a misdemeanor, and nothing's going to happen to him.

Yes, it's a very "gynocentric" moment. Every cunt with a Twitter account is #MeToo-ing. But almost none of it will ever see a courtroom. It's all gossip, taking whisper campaigns public, and trying to ruin people's careers and families. I seriously doubt OP has either.

Besides, if that slut's asscrack was hanging out, she was asking for it.

Exactly. If anything, there should be a law against girls walking out in public like that. Not that I would actually support such a law, i'm just saying…

We must destroy all thots.

this, this is where you actually fucked up.
you mightve regained innocence through bold action.

I was literally having a panic attack, I would have made a bigger scene if I stuck around. Then everyone in the fucking store would be looking at me.

Understandable. Are you doing better now bud? It was just a stupid mistake. It happens, we're all horny and sometimes the brain doesn't work.

I've been drinking since then so yeah. Hopefully when I wake up tomorrow, everything will be behind me.

Well, that's not going to make anything better in the long run but do what you feel you have to do.

It won't be. You'll just wake up tomorrow and have the shame hit you like a tonne of bricks all at once the moment that you remember it, plus you'll have a hangover.

I already know that now, but you didn't have to rub it in

You know where we are and you know for a fact that I have to.

I guess, but you'd be in a different state of mind if you were me.

Most people are dicks, on here and in the world; but not everyone is. Just try to move on, it was just an embarrassing moment. Look at it from the point of view of eternity; stars are being born and dying, the universe is endless- one fopaux is not the end of the world.

Creep

Can you go to jail for sniffing somone's ass?

>fopaux
Faux pas.

but lord Pence, I was only trying to vent my degeneracy by not committing an actual crime. Please have mercy upon my behalf.

Look, man. It was my turn to be an asshole tonight. If it makes you feel any better, I had an awkward moment around this time last year.
web.archive.org/web/20170203024327/http://8ch.net/r9k/res/169337.html

Faux pas, yes; thank you.

web.archive.org/web/20170323162354/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotlight_effect

This is interesting.

you are going to jail for a loooooooong time buddy. do you know what they do to little boys like you?

Oi! What's wrong with being 45, m8?

Absolutely nothing; but creepy behavior is unfortunately judged more harshly at increasing intervals of age.

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True. Which is why I keep certain things private

Why keep it private? If you enjoy sniffing the asscrack of jailbait Lolis, go for it, I say! Tis one of the most enjoyable experiences you will ever encounter, the refreshing scent of a young girls' butt, I assure you.

Yeah, I'm not a faggot, so no.

can someone post the picture of the blonde anime loli who shows the middle finger?

the taste is even better

No. Because I'm on Tor too.

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cant believe nobody has asked yet… what did it smell like op?
and was it worth prison rape?

OP is long gone, nigger. However, I will speak on his behalf. A young teen girl's asshole smells like musky vanilla.

can someone not on tor post it?
or can you hop on a vpn and post it?

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bump

I think the image read "fuck off nigger" in whitetext over a pink background, the anime girl was very smug and dressed in a pink tshirt

serves u right, u fucking creep. ho in their right mind SIFFS OTHER PPL ASSHOLES AND SEXUALLY TO A KID ON THE STREET, U RETARD
fuckin beta-orbiter

haha what the fuck were you expecting? jesus christ.

u also shouldve been arrested

You have my axe OP. Fuck these naysaying faggots.

ur axe?? nigga u sum kind of dwarf!??

lmao i betcha use 2 smellin' my ass all day bich