R8 Me PLZ…

R8 Me PLZ….

Eh. not that great but seen worst.

You look like me except I have more body hair on my chest and on my back

3/10
I'm so sorry that God gave you a similar body as mine. You poor soul. You never had a chance.

You're too fat to be attractive but you're not fat enough to be fetish-fuel. Gain weight or lose it

Thanks. Great words. Thats what I've heard before. a weight lose will help my dick size too. from what I've heard

lmao that little peanut

i wish i had less hair. i gave myself a 2.8/10 i have good style and am not a weirdo lame but my looks and fat specifically have effected my self confidence

it grows

A solid 0/10

I was thinking of negative integers. Lol

If suck you off fattie. Squeeze those far nips with my mouth full of you

average pedo here

Bingo bingo

yummy

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I like the low self esteem ones. They let you violate them and appreicate it

ugly as fuck

Not entirely. He s got big nice nipples and sexy body hair.

Thanks for the nice words

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oh man… you look fucking horrible 2/10.
have you ever seen vagina?
Have you ever been intimate with a female?

Wow. thanks for your honesty. i understand iI rate myself a 2.8 saged on other social and financial factors i have going for me. but yeah nude body is pretty bad. i watch a lot of porn so yeah i see vagina and no, i try to avoid sexual confrontations until i loose at least 100lbs . hoping that will free up some inches on my pubic fatty area to show my dick

8/10 potato. Interesting shape and markings. Looks like you'd take a while to bake, though.

You…are a potato, right?

Kidding aside, you look like me. You're braver than I am, too. I'd never post my potato body online. Even with the face blurred out.

How long have you abstained from having sex?
This is actually a nice goal.
When I was 22 yo I weighted 193lbs my penis size was a little over 6 inches.
Now a days I weight 164lbs.
My Penis size increased to 6.8 inches.

Lol. This body is becuase if potatoes. And no I bake quick quickly lol.

I know there are others like me out there. Amen brother. Share yourself. No fear

24 years brother. I am not the 40 yr old virgin tho. I have happily rejected pussy because I knew my body would be an issue air the girls that are willing to fuck me are horrid.

And that's awesome news. I weight 245 now. Looking to get to 145. Dr oz said for every 35 lbs a guy looses you get an inch of visible cock back. I hope to loose over 100 to get 3 inches to my 4 inch cock. Sound good??

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why you got gynecomastia

maep maep t-b-h no h-o-m-o

Well you could try to see what happens.
I wish you a lot of resilience and strength.
Hopefully you will achieve your goals.

I've seen worse. Honestly you seem pretty self-aware and confident, you could probably get laid as you are, and especially if you got >>>/fit/.

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Thanks. That's what I was thinking. It's what stops me from being suicidal and pressing restar

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lmao this dudes dick looking fucked up
get that 3 incher outta here ugly ass

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Do u think it will look longer rig I loose 100 lbs??

nah you fucked up god must hate you, doubt your fatass could even do that though.

wow daddy cum here. yummie

I understand why you feel like that thanks for your honesty. I'm gonna try it and report back. A man is pathetic until he isnt…

Attention whoring on Holla Forums isn't a good start on being a man. Maybe you should just cut off your dick.

Just celebrate the human body. Not being ashamed of mine anymore. Learning to accept it is the first step to changing iI have gotten a few nice words here and am simply pandering. I want to build my self confidence.

Honestly op, i wouldn't even rate you any thing above 1.
0/10
You're miserable, you should go to the gym, wash yourself everyday, clean your whole house and get a job.

I had a pretty bad ingrown toenail for a few weeks. Last night I sharpened a knife, drank some booze and cut off half my toe. I believe in you OP.

I have a job at a weed shop and drive a Lexus. I wear decent clothes and am not a social retard. I have the behavior and seemingly outer appearance of a 4 but my excessive fat has effected my cock size and self esteem.

For my social stat us I give myself a 3. I knmow there are fat bitches and gay dudes who are sexually drawn to me. But I wanna fuck a Bella hadid or Kendall Jenner one day
So I made to descuion to go and toxic to flush myself of 20 lbs then begin to worknout and eat better. I couuld make more money too. Ur righThanks

Thanks man. That's all I ask. I gotta make a change

Holly shot that's hot

Really?? Thanks. The consensus is that I'm grotesque

0/10 OP.
You look too much like me and I'm not gay, even for myself.

Perhaps friends will see the thread and start dry heaving the next time they see me. That will be fun. Post more.

Is shock exhibitionism a meme?

Klinefelter syndrome/10

Sage because I was eating.

I don't know I got these pics off some Tumblr. But it's fucking gold. Lmao

Lol

I do not understand

Id love to stuff my cock deep down there

Not going to lie OP it's pretty bad but I've seen people come back from worse.

Now for real OP, if you lack motivation to change, you need to use CHEMICAL MOTIVATION. It's what all the pros do. Do you think people just "have" motivation? No. It's just chemicals in their brain. Everything is. Nootropics can give you motivation, willpower, and drive. I recommend buying Aniracetam and take 2-3 mg a day. Also buy Choline & Inositol (they come in a combined pill) and take it with it because Aniracetam drains your Choline levels. Taking this shit has helped me greatly. I feel like my intelligence is about 50% higher and my drive is 150% higher.

You know what else is a nootropic? Cocaine. But I wouldn't go that far. Go to your doctor and try to get low dose Testosterone. It's also a nootropic but helps with tons of other things too.

Aniracetam is essentially a brain pill. Makes you more intelligent, focused, and driven. But there's tons of options out there.

You ever seen how many Red Bulls and Monster Energy Drinks those Chads drink? Do you think that's a fucking coincidence? No. That is part of what is MAKING and KEEPING them Chads. You need energy. Every day. All day. If you feel tired you know it's time to take Coffee, Monster, Cocaine or something to amp you back up to maximum performance.

Chads know this. It's not like they drink tons of Red Bull & Monster to be cool.

Abusing those things is what will fuck you up however. So don't abuse it, find the sweet spot, the optimum levels. It'll take some experimenting.

Yeah I tried meth once. Lost 5 lbs.

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Okay but Meth is like the worst possible choice of all the things I mentioned.

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I was awake for 5 days st8 and never ate anything. I was depressed for about 2 weeks and voud to never do it again. Crazy sheet

That's was I was thinking. Y all look just like me

1) Buy caffeine pills or some other stimulant
2) Figure out how many you need to take until you have so much energy that it literally hurts to stand still and the chemicals will do the rest by forcing you to outside and exercise.

Do you think people just "feel" like going and exercising? No. It's all the chemicals. Everything is in your entire life. The right chemicals will change who you are as a person. If I started taking estrogen right now, I would inevitably turn into a raging faggot.

That's man. I think I have alot to offer

Depression is chemicals, I've been depressed before and thought "damn this depression is deep in my soul, no way I could ever come out of this." but it wasn't spiritual it was chemical, I ended up taking a bunch of antidepressant supplements I ordered on Amazon and it went away fasThat's when I learned nothing is real, it's just chemicals in your mind.

Accept you are not a person but a combination of whatever chemicals are in your body right now. Then you can find the right chemicals to put you in a better situation.

That's a very rational or surgical way to look at iI was cold as shit in my house and was getting depressed by my surrounding til I got up and took a long walk. Then my circulation went up and I was warm and not even thinking about whatever stupid shit I was before

What pills off of amazon

painfully horribly average. You look like a slightly overweight (but not terribly so) average male. You just have a small dick. There are women (if thats your proclivity) who like them on the smaller side, gay men too (if thats how you roll).

Eh. decent facial features, youve got a nice-ish dick for scared girls and lesbians. Not too much man boob, nice nips. Solid 4.3/10

In what I believe to be greatest to least (you don't need to take them all if it's too costly just the top ones):

Aniracetam (3-5x the normal dose on the bottle, good for intelligence, anti-anxiety, and motivation)
Choline & Inositol (because Aniracetam burns a lot of Choline, Choline itself helps lift depression, so if you run low on it you can feel somewhat sad)
Rhodiola Rosea powder (if you don't feel it, take more next time, tastes like shit tho. it kills anxiety and makes you very easy going, this is powerful but more like a short term solution)
Longjack powder, also called Tongkat Ali (if you don't feel it, take more next time, tastes like shit too. but very powerful effects at high doses, making it hard not to go outside and do something)
Daily Sunlight for the Vitamin D, which is an anti-depressant itself.
Magnesium (it's anti-depressant and anti-anxiety)
DHEA powder (a legal precursor to testosterone on Amazon, can cause anger problems, but you can learn to control it)
Zinc
L-Arginine (2-3x the dose on the bottle but try normal dose firsat high doses gives you great boners due to increasing bloodflow in the body lol)
B12
Ashwaganda (anti-anxiety, but weak and thus costly since you have to take a lot of it like 5x or more the recommended dose but it's just a powdered root, some people eat it as food)

Each of these needs to be given 10 days at least to judge if they work for you, some of them 20 days, I could imagine 30 days for those with systems that are slow to adapThe dose on the bottle is nearly never enough. You can take at least double of all of them and for many of them 3x or more. These are ones I've tried and still use and they seem to work, I've tried many others and they were duds so I didn't put them on here. These are the top 20% of the ones I've tried.

I also use a lot of caffeine whether it be coffee, chocolate, etc. Monster energy drink isn't as bad as they say, if you read the ingredient list it's almost all vitamins and such. If you don't recognize an ingredient, and google it, you'll find most likely it's just another nutrient or vitamin. The Monster Tea kind is besI only drink them when I feel I need it, not every day, but on average 1-2 times a week.

Stress really is terrible for you, and being depressed puts you in great stress even if you don't recognize it as such. Anxiety too. So anything you can do to reduce stressful situations in your life, like if you hate your job, get rid of them if possible.