ITT post childhood faps

ITT post childhood faps

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

you are so original with your pastas m8

No, dude, seriously, imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

yawn

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she aged like milk

children don't fap, not to movie characters, and even if you did you wouldn't remember it

how low test are you?

nu-male detected.

Who's the girl on the third pic? Are those weird words her name?

I can't remember which was first

Back then I didn't know to use my hands. I did it through muscle contractions in my pelvis. It's difficult and unsatisfying.

Hi potential mother rapist

They all do.

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Tinkerbell

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This guy gets it.

Trying an alacrity fix.

juno skinner from that same movie was probably my first erection (i know, i know, no bully pls)

the table/luggage rack on the left side of this image makes a jewish star against the wall.
looks like the kikes put their little stamp on this degeneracy.

No shame in that, she was a top tier QT back then.

tranny

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fatty fatty 2 x 4

jealous of Kano

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lying aspies detected

she's a disgusting chink

>Bridgette Wilson was born in Gold Beach, Oregon, on September 25, 1973. The brown-eyed actress grew up there with her parents, Kathy and Dale Wilson, and sister, Tracy Wilson. Her first taste of fame came in 1990 when she won Miss Teen USA. The next year she was in Los Angeles taking acting classes. Her break-through came in 1991 when she landed the role of Lisa Fenimore Castillo on the daytime soap Santa Barbara (1984). In 1992 she made her film debut as Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter in Last Action Hero (1993). Soon after she was seen alongside Kristy Swanson in Higher Learning (1995). Her first lead role was in Billy Madison (1995) playing Veronica Vaughan, the love interest of Adam Sandler's Billy. Several serious films followed, including roles in Nixon (1995), Sweet Evil (1996) and Unhook the Stars (1996). Bridgette was later seen alongside many teen starlets in the horror film I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997). Bridgette played the arrogant Elsa Shivers, who does not survive to the final credits. She is also an accomplished songwriter and singer, so far she has made two CDs; "Gimme a Kiss" and "I Only Want to Be with You." Besides the song and movie career, she is also an avid supporter of MADD, American Oceans Campaign, and several AIDS organizations. Her film House on Haunted Hill (1999) reached #1 at the box-office, over Halloween weekend, and she also starred in the comedy Just Visiting (2001).

Her eyes are too far apart.

Liu Kang or Johnny Cage?

Jessica Rabbit anyone?

Thinking about it, that wasn't a kids movie at all

She looked better in the bikini in that Tim Allen movie.

her hairline is too high

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The last two in Dutch starring Ed O'Neill. They played prostitutes. They don't get naked but they had a big impact when I was a young lad. Weird numbers? You'll have to ask whoever made the name of the file I swiped from the internet.

I never understood the attraction of Jamie Lee Curtis. Look at her face. She has a dude's face, and it would be an ugly dude. Sure she has a great body, but THAT FACE. Ugh.

Sorry, projecting low test beta detected.

more like childhood traps

am I right guys

no one finds her attractive

>>>/ss/

John Cleese does, he drools all over her on the commentary track of A Fish Called Wanda.

I guess it's sort of a 80's thing where David Bowie fans want to sexualize anything remotely androgynous.

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John Cleese also thinks Fawlty Towers is a good show, so there's that

10/10

this deleted scene from Scary Movie. I almost wore a hole in the dvd by watching this repeatedly.

shit, didn't realize the vid was all the deleted scenes. meant the first one.

Even as a kid I thought she was ugly as fuck.

but i'm not a chink

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>tfw no autistic girlfriend

She stinks and looks disgusting?

Yes.

nice

She was so cute in War Games, I never recovered from my crush on her.

I have a retroactive boner for Allison. She is bae.

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Who remembers that Aerosmith video with Liv Tyler

jew propaganda got us addicted to expelling our energy to pictures as children
>>>/nofap/

Also samefagging Shannyn Sossamon in A Knight's Tale. I think she was my waifu before it was even a thing.

Whoops, forgot pic

What's that one where the guy gets cucked by his sex robot

Sounds really familiar. I'll try to remember.

this man speaks the truth

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She was stunning, her career downfall is one for the ages though.

She was like the "It" girl for minute in like 2002-2003. I was hardcore obsessed with her. Bought all her movies on DVD/blu-ray. Bought like memorabilia from her movies off ebay and shit. It was almost like a dangerous infatuation. Then one day I just got over it and never looked back. Weirdest thing.

I agree about career. She shouldn't have had a baby and taken so much down time afterwords during the pinnacle of her career. Plus she never was actually good at acting, just really striking looks.

Did you know that she was BLACKED by Tony Kanal, and "don't speak" is about him, right?

well duh, she's a white girl

fucking how,why!?

source?

I was way too young to fap when i saw her but she was ridiculously hot.

Video related, i must have replayed the scene so many times..

AYY LMAO'D

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I've familiar of this but I'm not too knowledgeable on it, do you have any information on this that explains it?

kek

Must have filled a 1000 tissues in Demi Moore's honour back in the day

I'm not going to pretend that iam not relating to these faps but, these are awful women to extract yourselves to. Because they're jewish whores and most importantly whores.

that last pic got me hard as fuck

I like when whores start acting like sluts in front of their daughters. Best pornos I've seen are when moms give blowjobs in front of their daughters

Mother/Daughter fetish is god-emperor tier fetish

they're like twins

oh my

I'm legitimately mad that I will never have such a cute autist gf.


tbh kind of scared to find pics of her now.

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no

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you want to waifu the man on the left?
or the man on the right?

early 2000s WWE was god tier for fapping

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I screencapped every scene in the movie with her.

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I was jacking off to Emmarione before she was legal

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LOL, she looks fucking ugly. What movie is that from?

Man, you fucking kids these days.

Well so was I but I was also the same age as her

and she is definitely not legal in that pic, shes 14

Total Recall

the terminator

Watching niggers fuck is like going to the zoo and watching animals do it. Except that doesn't leave me feeling quite as gross.

Why the rudeness? Because if you can imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Junior with Danny DeVito

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A Knights Tale will always and forever be one of my favorite movies. My sister bought the soundtrack and we listened to it all the time that year.

*Forgot Image

Top tier back then but the bush was too big.

Don't Throw Momma from the Train

source?

My very first fap from a movie, too bad the actress didn't get anything relevant in her career.

14 is legal here

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13 is legal in Argentina.

fucking degenerates
I'm packing my bags right now btw

well she wasn't in your country fam

This man knows what's up.

On topic: best Dax coming through.

And she is into /ss/

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that movie kicks ass