Brit/pol/ #1238: In Jesus we trust edition

Everyone report him, apparently we have mods now.

FRESH

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What the fuck he's posting straight up porn
twitter.com/Sargon_of_Akkad/with_replies

OH GOD NO

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I did nothing wrong. Don't report me. I just love Virginia and I was only defending her honour. People are just butthurt I got the first post.

Who got banned

Laaame. They're gonna die of AIDS or anal cancer if they keep this stuff up.

brit/pol/

d/c twats

BASED MIDDLE GROUND MAN SHOWING THE RACISTS

guess thats one less nigger to worry about

Getting pretty tedious tbh lads. Don't see me praising Lord Krsna in every thread do you?

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Is he hacked or is he just autistic?

Autistic

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This should be good kek

What the fuck's triggered that twat Sargon exactly?

Also, reported you again.

Hes only just figured that frog avatar alt righters hate interacial porn.

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FUCKING STATE OF THIS COUNTRY

The Right Stuff bullied him I think.

Autistic. He has said nationalists are his enemy and he's coming after us once he has defeated the SJWs. Who would have guessed that a mutt is against nationalism? wew

He's a retarded liberal.

The based single mummy leeching of Sargon

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sargon was never good, it was just assumed that because he agreed with Jim on a few things that he was okay

btw not confirmed I just found it on 4chan tbh

I mean my cousin found it on 4chan.

Has she had a kid with him yet or is Sargon still only looking after another man's spawn?

He's a childless cuck.

Lad.

4chan and rusing?

Disappointed tbh.

I think they've had a kid and he thinks it's his. £20 says it's not his though.

Does anybody believe Carl the Quadroon is actually part black?

It's very dificult to see the nigger in him, physically at least. Mentally, not so much.

Tell your cousin he's a faggot :^)

Let's sum up Sargon

And the big one

She has pink hair in her twitter pic
You cant see her face though

I think they have a kid together now

Think we might be needing a movie night lads

Holy shit tweet this at him lel

He looks Persian or whatever. His eyes are weird.

Inb4 she meets Ahmed from Damascus

.jpeg why?

FUCKS SAKE

ESOTERIC

It makes some sense tbh. But then you'd also need technology to be able to get high population density.

For fuck's saaaaaaaaaake ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

India

because you touch yourself at night

No it doesn't make any sense. He didn't even say urbanisation he said population density. And does urbanisation even make sense? The Aztec Empire had massive cities, so did China, but the west destroyed them.

Of course, Sargon explained this by saying the West won over highly populated societies because of "Imperialism", despite the fact that their enemies were massively fucking Imperialist too.

With any luck it stopped his heart.

KIKEMAREZ IN THE HALFCHAN THREAD ON SARGON RIGHT NOW

Don't bully me lads. I just wanted to know if they were talking about this.

One of his sons did our electrics once, he has the same eyes as his dad.

I want it to end in fire.

More minds to invent things, easier to share technology with several people. Makes some sense, no?

Yeah. It definitely isn't as he implies a determiner.

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jesus christ

I'm glad he posts on 4chan.

He's an irritating faggot and I want him well away from here.

It might "make sense" but it didn't happen in practice

I don't really know who he is. Why is he known?

I bet he used to post on cuckchan Holla Forums

Look, there's a way to at least determine if there is even a correlation (let alone causal link) here. Do a scatter plot.

It's only 15 minutes long and I just skipped through it.

??????????????????????????????

Appeared on a few of MW's hangouts back in December.

I saw in the previous thread that people are disaffected by Christianity…

And some even looking at other religions to get behind…

This is the first phase of waking up. There is a religion out there than can rally and energise you.
It's called…

'SCIENTOLOGY''

So wait, hang on.

She baited him into getting smacked with a pipe?

He was a guy who used to hang around with the Adam Wallace/ Wews crowd on youtube but got in trouble when he admitted to being a literal state agent who was cooperating with the police and Prevent

archive.is/piEm2
soundcloud.com/user-237553425

Guys I've decided to start a new religion where we worshiping the saints of Christianity, mainly because it would be too much effort to go through the whole messiah thing.

We'll call it Saintathy

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Whats the deal then lad, sell it to me in a paragraph or less.

We're also collectivists like the SJWs. We're exactly the same.

I trust we can agree that while it doesn't equal success, growth in GDP is a pretty decent indicator of whether you're living in China or Somalia, m9. I'd argue that if a scatterplot doesn't show even a correlation between population density and GDP, sargon is BTFO.

wew

but both of those places are utter hellholes

No he got into trouble when he started speaking and revealed himself to be a massive faggot.

Fuck using any of your appliances tbh. They probably have a 415v secret rape mode.

So what is he doing now?

I think the poster is Han

You get together in a circle and throw all your money in a hat while blaming UFOs for all your troubles. Sweet but expensive.

Catholicism is better because you get free booze and crackers.

wtf I hate nationalism now

I don't think anyone cared about him before

Fuck. Sorry, lads. I meant to spoiler it but I clicked "do not bump" instead

That's why everything you own is made in Somalia.

Stop it lad, I'm trying to do nofap.

93rd for Ginnie

i never said china doesn't produce shitloads of things
but i'd rather kill myself than live there, even if I was at the top there

There's not a lot of dialog, it's up for debate if she baited him or just responded to him chimping at his window being smashed.

It's a weird 15 minute movie.

putlocker.is/watch-patriot-online-free-putlocker.html

Sargons' argument was about success. Are you suggesting China is less of a success than fucking Somalia? Are you fucking kidding?

You just violated the NAP, prepare to die.

Man is an immortal spiritual being.
His experience extends well beyond a single lifetime.
His capabilities are unlimited, even if not presently realised.

We can help you realise what you're capable of and provide life guidance & support.
Plus:
Watch this video: youtube.com/watch?v=4Y7CpS0gtlk
Lefties hate us too.

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no, no

how much money do I need to spend before I can melt bricks with my eyes?

How much are we betting Sargon loses a fair chunk of his subscribers and followers from his sperging and cucks out even further?

We all drop the spaghetti from time to time lad, don't worry.

Kek

This tbh.

How much ya got?

I'm a bricklayer, so….

They're all cucks, they don't mind the black cock.

So, does he just keep these on hand?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You said that now lad, he's already lost 1k on Twitter.

You should get the Xenu Party Pack with some proper financing.

MYTH!

You don't need to spend a single fucking penny. Your first audit is FREE!

However, there are reading materials (depending on how involved you feel with the church) you can purchase to grow your knowledge.

Haha!

I would fire up the old twitter to call him a nig nog but I'm sure there are more than enough lads doing that already

He needs to do a DNA test. There is more than just nigger in him.

He should be proud to be a kang

youtube.com/watch?v=ryK-gS7oD2I
He's streaming now

But no free booze and crackers. cuck religion

I think we should use the opportunity to spam "Sargon is a Nigger" in the sidechat

I can't stand him, lad.

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We have meetings/parties with a range of snacks. We occasionally drink.

How much are subsequent audits?

sounds well shady m8. I'm gonna stick with Krsna

AUDIT THE FED

No thanks lad

So what I'm seeing is "please call me a nigger".

twitter.com/EotBE/status/778699433642856448

He defeated us, lads.

What enlightened individuals. They are neither Feminazis nor 'alt-rightists'; they are much cooler than them because they can joke about gay sex

ITT: People who are driving traffic to a person who thrives on media attention for a paycheck.

This varies!
Have you ever had car driving lessons? The costs are comparable to that. You can buy a block of time such as 12 hours for £130.

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Kikemarez will save Britain

I can't believe he actually thinks this is somehow 'btfo' of anyone. Literally spamming interracial porn like a retarded child.

He's posting gay interracial porn because people called him a Nigger.

He's clearly hurt by it.

It's hilarious.

All his twitter pictures are of black dicks. It's like watching a mental breakdown in real time.

Why is brit/pol/ so obsessed with these youtube mongs so much?

The only acceptable one is Joe, and that's because he has actually lived his life and done stuff in the real world.

Nigger bombing sidechat ne'ow, Need back up

What happens in said block? (Cliff notes, you dont need to give away any secrets or anything)
Thanks for answering my questions btw, Always been fascinated by how attatched people get to religions like this.

I'd prefer it if Joe was a cute girl that was easy on the eyes and ears tbh.

Holla Forums is generally tbh

It's hardly enlightened to joke about gay sex from a liberal progressive perspective though. Think of the unfortunate problematic implications!

You'd rather get your political insights from a scouse slag?

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So wait, you buy blocks of time in Scientology?

He's probably a Hale poster.

What a coincidence, we have just the girl!

breitbart.com/author/vhale/

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Snow_White
Hahaha!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

I LOVE VIRGINIA
I LOVE VIRGINIA
I LOVE VIRGINIA

soundcloud.com/breitbart/breitbart-news-daily-virginia-hale-may-3-2016

Sargon frequently mines Holla Forums for rage to drive traffic to his videos. Haven't you seen all the frequent "Holy shit Sargon actually said THIS in hs latest video" bullshit posts here?

I'm certainly not (apart from based Joe) I don't know these e-celebs but this shit is just weird and therefore slightly interesting for 5 minutes.

Do you think we could crowdfund a porno with Ginnie and Joe? I'd love to see him smash her tbh.

YES LAD

LOCAL FUCKING POLITICS

There's only one e-celeb who matters

I'd chip in just for the salt from the neets

That's why Sargon is so cool though lad. Because he can joke about gay sex which neither SJWs nor alt-right people can do

kek

POZ THE NEGHOLE

I want Ginnie to get married and impregnated, but Joe is a bit old(and short?)

Lads, how are we gonna be Scientologists?

Our country won't let us be tax exempt or be a charity tbh.

Won't even recognise us as an organisation.

So Sargon just spammed all his followers with gay and interracial porn in an attempt to trigger a person that called him a nigger. Good job?

When Hubbard was writing Memetics while in England. MPs personally tried to get him removed from the country and his ideas banned,

reported again. Why won't you just die? Why won't the mods do anything about useless cunts like you but get massively triggered about poles and krauts. Kill yourself.

You can crowdfund the pope throatfucking Putin while riding a bear if you've got the cash. Imagine the shady shit people like Gates can get up to if they want to.

He's sending pallets of syringes to africa and got people to buy that it's just vaccines for the monkeys. Sure.

Filtered

Apparently he lost 1000 followers that he claimed were "Alt-Right". Naturally not wanting to see porn, or gay porn in your feed makes you a evil Nazi…

He's such a spastic.

A session is conducted at an agreed-upon time established by the auditor and preclear (You are preclear btw).
Auditing uses processes—exact sets of questions asked or directions given by an auditor to help a person locate areas of spiritual distress, find out things about himself and improve his condition. Many, many different auditing processes exist and each one improves the individual’s ability to confront and handle some part of his existence. When the specific objective of any one process is attained, the process is ended and another can then be used to address a different part of the person’s life.
Apologies for the above wall of text, this is the best I could explain and I copied it from: scientology.org/ Tons of information here! (obviously not from my perspective but rings true to what I have experienced!)
Here you can see how expensive many of the books are, I won't skirt around that fact. scientology.org.uk/books/catalog/beginning-books/product.html

Happy 20th AW

Nice quads, lad, but that post was topical.

That's pretty hilarious.

Are you just studying them lad or are you actually peddling that (dying) cult here.

WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES? WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES? WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES? WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES? WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES?

Why aren't the books freely available?

At least I can safely say I'd pass as a trap better than him.

LOL
This is what I commonly hear from Leftists, it's hilarious how they LOVE Islam yet slander and call us a CULT! Anyway, that's another story!

>tfw he's six months younger than me

Now I feel old

Post pics, lad…

Not hard. Lad's got paleo chin

Thanks for the information user.
What do think about the negative press scientology gets?
Specifically regarding the bullying tactics they (allegedly) use on people that want to leave or are investigating them.

I-I-I'm just like you guys, honest. Hello, fellow pollsters

Fuck

What's a paleo chin?

You can in fact find them in charity shops and some libraries!

It's EASIER to purchase them, though, that's entirely your choice.
I'm sure there will be some copies online/ audiobooks that can be attained illegally online.

Actually feel pretty sorry for Adam tbh. He'd be ubermensch without that arm deformity.

Esoteric will have to do tbh.

whats with the !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!s? are you on drugs lad?

Arm deformity?

Seriously? Bullies tbh.

that person calls himself Anna Blair, you can find him on flickr

Chin so chiseled it could only be achieved by eating the diet of paleolithic man with it's based 5% malocclusion rate.

I read a book called Brainwashing, I think it was by L. Ron Hubbarb. The techniques described in there are quite evil tbh, but they'd be effective.

I should use them against a potential mate

Honestly? It makes for great banter at the weekends. We are ACTUALLY rarely in the spotlight though. The press seems focused on Christianity/Islam.
We're just VERY protective of Scientology. PLUS people are often too eager to label things as BULLYING these days.

GO AWAY RUSEMAN YOU ARE NOT A SCIENTOLOGIST

Where watch louix theroux's scientology movie online?

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this tbh

I honestly think the backstory for that Chinese woman is an elaborate ruse by Parker and Stone and it's them that made the recordings.

Here you go lad.

I thought only his chin was deformed tbh, what's wrong with his arm?

I thought this was well known fact?

I have no idea why I listened to all of that.

LITTLE VEGAN DOGS

dericate lirrle frower

Lad…

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How do you go about convincing yourself that the writtings of a sci-fi author, who admitted to starting a religion to make money are anything but fiction? That's the thing about Scientology that always confused me.

His left arm is malformed. Can't hold weight or do anything really. Can't remember the condition name. It's why his arm is in his jacket at that London Forum talk.

Also

His name was escaping me the other day. Top kek. I wonder if he still posts here.

N-no?

Don't worry, lad. I am sure he's not really vegan. He's just eating broccoli in that video and having a good time.

People in these groups don't really think about these things, they just hide the truth within their own echo chamber.

Ask Jahova's Witnesses about all the failed predictions their head organisation made and they will have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

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=HULLO==
if you aren't working out at your local gym your fitting to get cucked by sim-sala-bim

everyone knows, theres no-one bigger than big joe owens

Just bought a big bowl of taramasalata lads

For what purpose lad?

don't you like kraut food?

Dubs decides what I sneak into my presentation tomorrow

Ginnie

Went to buy some hobgoblin for the weekend but got snacking so I bought some spring onions and a random dip. Good choice tbh

its so funny when a black guy tames a white woman and they feel comfortable to bix nood

Oh for fuck's sake.

wew

ray

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FUCK

Unlucky lad

Arthur Harris

Trips don't count.

That was misinterpreted, everyone knows that!
It's MUCH similar to that meme about Trump, "Trump Is Playing 4D Chess". Hubbard is playing 4D Chess!(he was playing it long before Trump!) I'd go into greater explanation but it'd have to be in person.

We do pay attention, in fact we pay attention to what is being said about us (negative and positive).

Give me a picture then'll put it in

fucking white cunt immediately takes the side of the shitskins

Alt.Right Live stream happening now

youtu.be/Xz5C2d_w2nw

Not me doing presentation lad.

You also got dubs as well, for fuck's sake fuck off for a minute lad.

fuck off

Fuck off

REMINDER THAT POLISH DICK SUCKING IS NOT WHAT OUR ANCESTORS DIED FOR

I can't quite tell if this new Scientologist poster is a improvement or not.,

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Is this the thing that the lad was shilling for?

Fear-mongering tbh

Here lad

Fucking who?

Kek lad, OK shall do.

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no way! an alt-right live stream? you my friend are cornering an niche market with your innovation and creativity

I love her

somalians are such a special breed of nigger

Somalians are the worst.

Fucking disgusting creatures.

you yanks are worse than kikes with shilling that shit website on this board

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the snickers bar now.

Its weird how their hairline receeds from birth

I honestly don't know if Somalians or Jamaicans are the worst

For crime and violence Somalis but for degeneracy and decadence it's Jamaicans

Somalians are the worst """"""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""" on earth

HUNTER VALENTINE AT THE JUGGALO VLOGZ IS HERE TO BRING YOU AN IMPORTANT VIDEO ON HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MEDICAL DEVICE

Jamaicans are consumer-obsessed layaboutes

Somalis are criminal degenerates

Hmmm

What about the Poles lad?

its an evolutionary trait that reduces wind resistance when on the high seas robbing shipping containers

Where do Jamaicans originally come from in Africa?

Benny Z looks like he has a fair bit of Somalian in him.

Lads, so I ride around town delivering overpriced chinese take away to people, sometimes stealing the drinks along the way, and Im seeing more millennial couples, young black guy with young white girl walking around. Not holding hands or obvious couple, more that the negros wont leave them alone. What's going on anglo students? You gonna let these girls suffer bringing up a black baby all by themselves, are you going to be the one's that raises them?

West Coast

Worse form of humiliation for a white man tbh

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He made it up based on the other lad who got ripped off

Please leave your interacial fantasies out the thread.

Thank you.

I was just thinking out loud to be honest.

The local chinese to me won't hire whites, they exclusively hire niggers beyond their families

Does anyone remember that lad who kept on posting little made up stories about him and his perfect girlfriend except it turned out she was civic at the end?

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IKTF

There's this really pushy one that gets around the entire city. They all rove in packs.

sigh tbh

You mean the one where he ended up revealing she was a poo in loo?

Why can they just not accept that some whites are objectively better than others????

I thought they were "race realists"

When you say "constantly" do you mean rarely?

Because it hasn't happened tonight or even today.

Source of them saying that?

You need to get hench

Nearly every other thread lads

Nah lad

I know lad.

Working on it.

I actually have a feeling they'll start muggings soon if they already haven't.

I'm not allowing myself to be mugged by some disgusting subhuman.

Yeah lad

test

Haven't seen them say anything of the sort all week tbh.

They're also arguing with Germans lately.

It's all gone a bit weird.

Funny that you mention that lad, the street where my brother used to live in accommodation was chock full of Roma. One of them was this kid who kept walking up from one end of the street to the other just staring at anyone who walked by.

Wish I had brought the mace I bought from the Knight Shop the day I went up there tbh but he'd probably have broken it down into metal scraps and sold them to the local Spar

They are filthy. Feel bad for my city brothers.

wonder what it must feel like to have a vagina. Must feel weird tbh.

Evening Lads,

Latest track, "White Awake".

Upbeat Synthwave, free download.

Let me know if you like it.

soundcloud.com/user-625608547/white-awake-free-download

WEW LAD

well, you're just as unfunny as a woman so i guess you're half way there

What you snacking on Brit/pol/?

I hope your house burns down.

my brother got food poisoning from that shite

Cheeky late night pizza tbh.

Just noticed this, saved lad.

no idea
what should I get?

That's true. I am just not likable.

Well it's not my house. Someone would take care of me if I became homeless, right?

Well fuck, I'll take one for the team lad

Nice lad

Two quarter pounders

Are those any good?

I see them all the time at the paki corner shops

lad that shit is foul, I hope you're not seriously eating that filth

Not bad for a microwave burger

I like it lad.

Understatement. You are entirely hateable.

not worth it tbh

I dunno lad the halal sangas are alright sometimes

There is no such thing as a good microwave burger.

Thanks for smoking outside my window, daddy reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

have Brit/pol/ threads always this shit? step you game up lads

Never said there was tbqh

cheers lads

archive.is/t29ZW

wew wew wew

Here's hoping once more it burns your parents house down with you in it.

we've gone down the tubes recently, a lot less posters

Seems about right…

That's not nice, lad.
That's my excuse anyway

If I had to die I'd prefer it to be in my sleep tbh. Painlessly

Why do so many of our "Ethnic Women" tan themselves lads???

It looks fucking awful

Too many hateable posters that nobody wants to be associated with and have to read the posts of.

This fat pathetic sack of shit for example.

For the average bird yeah, not for her.

You have literally no redeemable characteristics.

Lad…

they're trying to blend in lad

so its not just me? i've been on a break from the chans for a while and this is what i come back to?

we need some jahans in this bitch asap

Not bad lad

Black Mengele BTFO Jewey reporter

Bit fucking absurd.

what did he mean by this?

How do you make pictures like this?

symbol of rebirth

Brahma was born from an egg

That's probably true.

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Why does Obama always do those pauses in his shitty speeches?

Pathetic attention whoring.

Dramatic effect or whatever. It's something he is or was good at.

I wish I knew, I didn't make them.

Genosavior - another FashWave artist, DJ and musician - made them for me.

They're pretty fucking good, I think.

I know lad but she keeps doing the same things.

I don't get how she's reborn tbh.

Are you actually Hindu lad?

But he's not that great at speeches

Even when I was a lefty that sucked Obama's dick for no reason other than him being black I never really thought his speeches were anything special

yea its a bit of a shame

hes satan tbh

People apparently love his speeches. I never did. He just never seemed trustworthy to me tbh.

It makes him sound profound and important when he's actually shallow as fuck.

probably need to read the book to find out

LAAAAAAAAAAAAD

Brexit was well done, but in cuckland UK you can not even slur on the internet without beeing charged. Change that ASAP plz.

liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/watch-moment-web-troll-who-11918656

Perfect example of local politics here lads

top bantz from Mr. O'Connell. bet he's lurking right now

Look what Brexit has done to him

Oldie but GOLDIE!
youtube.com/watch?v=hxqR5NPhtLI

Scientology triggers the BBC, LOL!

every time

lmao

How is that local?

He didn't focus on school places, hospital times, or anything!

confronting LOCAL smackheads

Yeah, the sooner bongs fess up to how cucked their place is, the sooner they can actually fix it.

At the moment they've cucked af.

Great use of police time you fucking nonces. served him right for going on redditj/k
This pathetic shit needs to stop, problem is how the fuck to go about it.

Is that what gets electoral results and won us Brexit? Shouting at druggies?

Interdasting.jpg

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Ah fuck off. We know we have problems.

get

Worth knowing your rights on this shit. I dont think he should have pleaded guilty. The guy was dead, no victim.

cps.gov.uk/legal/a_to_c/communications_sent_via_social_media/#a03

at the end there those two dopey cunts

THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET LOCAL UP IN HERE LADS!

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Can't say It'd surprise me.

What's your favourite sexual position, lads?

Why do you have these images saved on your HD JF?

The 'burn your families house down with you in it' position.

missionary
if you say anything else youre a degenerate

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What about having the girl sit on your lap, lad?

Leave me alone, lad…

maybe, but thats pushing it

BURN YOU FAT FUCKER!

basically this, fetal transdimensional Hitler the once and future fuhrer will return to rule from Aldebaran, tbh.

Why do foreigners think NA are the solution to all our problems? Why are they so retarded?

All the water and fat in me will make me hard to burn tbh.

Yeah I want to do missionary, but I think it's very cute having her sit on my lap tbh. I won't mention her name since it makes the bullies crazy.

I really love her lads, I love Ginnie so much, tbh. Get her pregnant before she dies of a sandy womb condition.

I don't think they do, lad. Holla Forums has always been against Neo-Nazis/skinheads

You do hear of fat people spontaneously combusting and burning intensely because of their fat.

Are you mocking me, lad, or do you agree?

both

You're a source of biofuel and nothing else tubby tubs

If you're still a lard arse when it kicks off we're either gonna use you as biofuel or we're gonna melt you down and use you to make wax shotgun slugs

White Jihad brother!

No, you don't.

That's nice I guess. Do you want to marry her, lad?

You mock God by existing.

the bully shills got the same script?

Abomination unto Christ!

He created me this way, lad. He also made vaginas disgusting.

Lads, when you're rebooting your brain from not watching porn, does seeing pornographic images reset the reboot? because they're fucking unavoidable on the internet

No lad I want him to get into shape, just thought I'd steal his line tbh.

I doubt, if it's an accident for a split second

This bullying is weak tbh. You're not hurting me.

Don't worry, lad. I am getting there.

What?

Oi, you. Let me hear you say "I'm an NA sperg and a filthy ignorant foreigner"

Say it.

Watching porn rewires your brain and you can heal it by not watching porn, but there's porn everywhere

Well that's good hope it's the case.

You're hurting Jesus.

This guy gets it.

Should we bring back pre-decimal currency after we've won, lads?

Darwin is right after all

The difference is masturbating to it, lad. I noticed that I felt way better back when I stopped watching porn and only had the occasional fap in bed where I imagined fucking Virginia. Now I haven't fapped for 5 weeks.

I'm not a religious Christian, lad.

kek, sauce? I just watched that video.

Bloody nice coins lad

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Yes and full imperial measurement. Wogs will never figure them out.

Good

SAY IT!

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How do I gain confidence like that prefect lads?

Autism.

just ask a doctor to give you aspergers

We are both

Do women actually like sex, lads? Don't really see lads lasting more than a minute tbh

become a prefect you div

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is that covered on the nhs?

fat and ugly girls enjoy it the most because it lasts so much longer

WEW LAD

No
Women use sex as a form of control

celibates are the true alphas

ahem, ahem

reported for ban evasion

I've been banned a lot of times, lads, and I always do my time as I am a good boy, but I don't really have anything else to do. You're my friends.

round 2 is where it counts tbh

Round 2?

Come for a pint lad

You've been a solid twat for at least a year and a half. Do you think I despise you for no reason?

what do you think that could possibly mean lad?

I don't like alcohol, lad, and drinking has never been a good experience tbh.

Do you really despise me, lad? Or is that said in a loving bantering way?

I just never feel like cumming twice tbh. My dick gets sore after the first time.

Why can't you just be less of a cunt?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You're at work now?

whats your job?

I used to work nights myself. At least the money was fairly decent at the time.

We're on the edge of our seats here lad!

Why didn't Sargon just not post that shit?

TOP FUCKING KEK

I hope more than one removes himself from the gene pool with this "challenge".

DIY electric chair tbh

fugg, i would only know how to use two of those coins.

Sauce for the self removing Dindu

youtube.com/watch?v=u_u0xz9ve9I

Why do people have two monitors, lads?

Nah, I'm finishing it off at home tbh

GCHQ please I'm under enough stress

Nah I'm just doing the work everyone was too lazy to do for tomorrow

F A T F U C K
A
T

F
U
C
K

What should I spend my spare £50 on lads?

Put it on trump winning

Still waiting for sauce on that pic. Don't know if they're just using this dindu as an example or it's him who actually chaired himself.

How do I do that lad? sounds like a good idea at this point

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It is him. He probably induced a stroke and died shortly after switching the camera off.

slide it

I'll slide my dick into your mothers mouth.

Good stuff.

Whoa, let's try to keep things civil, lads.

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slide it

I heard you WANKERS have been chatting shit about Poland? I'm Polish and live in the UK and read about you shithead chavs killing my brothers. Stop that now yes? Or I will get you

get your head fix slavmonkey

yuo are jewish

Jebałem twoja matka

My goal is to deport every Pole.

spierdalaj cwel

Pochowaj sie w pokrzywach

Somehow we should be happy that they are here despite the fact that they're lowering living conditions here to their subhuman Slav standards?

The Pole cries out in pain as he strikes you…

Hopefully you kill each other off. A world without Hebrew-Saxons and Slavniggers would be ideal.

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fuck your mother I am polish kurwa mac

My dick, your mothers mouth.

Me too kurwa polshki schlep squatski broski

YOU'RE SLIPPING RUSEMAN

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can we have another bjork/goldie appreciation thread?

No.

remember to lift lads

No

i just went into the nearest bookies and asked them if i could put a bet on the US election with trump winning, but i felt a bit autistic after the girl at the counter said "i hope he doesn't win"

He's a big gay…

I hope you shouted CUCK at her tbh

Why?

no lad this is gay

Was that an accident or…?

fuck off bully

they got a bit of the old desert fever

Do you think he has multiple wives?

Might be worth it. Although the wives will be Arab/Pakis.

Duncan should probably convert to Islam tbh.

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HERE ARE SOME LOCALS

that means you're not white enough lad

lad that is just them telling you to take it slow, its like moby dick lad, you have to hunt the right whales first before moby rears his crooked jaw

Comfy chimping lads

youtube.com/watch?v=WFvhipw3hIw

AMERICANS ARE FUCKING MENTAL…THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

What a right bunch of Looney Tunes!

Have you had any dreams that hint at an ancient tropical and/or mediterranean climate?

I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me

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It's everything I could have hoped for, lad.

Well done.

tbh I have dark hair and brown eyes so you might be right

shit that makes sense, have a lot of time left

nah lad my dreams are always within my small coastal town

maybe I have to perform the right rituals like having mein kampf under my pillow and then I will talk to them directly

I suggest you travel to Greece then to see if you can awaken any ancestral memories.

HOMOSEXUAL FOREIGNERS OUT!

I really meant not "take it slow" more like strap in and get ready lad because its about to suck, you'd know the reference if you'd read the book

fuck out bully

Are things likely to kick off?
We can only hope

What's wrong with you lad?

Thought that microphone muffling was gunfire for a second there

EXACTLY THIS

I can't believe the chimp noises they make

This is a good chimpout

y-yes. What does it mean?

think I might one day tbh it's a nice place apart from the debtz

oh… fair enough.. should start prepping

links lad?

youtube.com/watch?v=WFvhipw3hIw

fucking faggots ITT smh

thank you

Did he say plywood?

Natalie Bennet confirmed BLM

L O C A L

You may have a preponderance of Aryan blood

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL!

kek. Nice lad.

filtered tbh

Counter filtered.

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it was probably a book on how to steal bikes

america looks so fash tbh

what do you mean? I have a lot? hope so

Think he meant me lad.

burger cops are really sporting the whole dystopian empire past its prime look tbh

wew

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ah that makes more sense. gratz lad.

yeah pretty much.

Here's an idea, go back to Africa.

africans don't even want them because they're so americanised lol

Why does every thread on this board get spammed?

There was one about a white mum in Massachusetts having an overdose infront of her white daughter in a shop and no one helps. Shouldn't we be talking about shit like this?

I saw that thread. Not sure why some autist spammed it tbh

no one helped because the only people around were mongoloid IQ level spics

BASED NA

Exactly. Whites being atomised. Also might be a reason for the drugs

Why the fuck is Sargon of Akkad posting gay porn on twitter?!?

Someone called him a nigger on the internet or something.

afghanistan is the reason for the drugs. that shit would not have happened in mayberry tier america pre-65

going to need one more (you) before I sleep lads

based cia getting their own nation hooked on opiates

yep yanks are pretty lucky to have a government like that, at least disraeli sold it to the gooks

BAME?

kek

Witnessed

THIS IS MY BROTHER

I agree with her…

thanks lad sweet dreams

He seems to think his posting gay porn is some kind of victory over us.

I don't get it. I just makes him look fucking weird.

holy shit is that based autism documentary man?

why does he have it saved on his hard drive tbh

it was just sad really, its a bit of an admission of defeat. cucks really have nothing but ad-homs for us

Who can fathom the mind of a cuckold e-celeb.

Yeah, and doesn't twitter ban this kind of thing?

Night lad. I should prob be off, damn this potential happening.

this chimp out seems a bit spicy tbh, might be worth watching. the last few have been let downs tbh, anyway the yanks will just webm all the big hits of the night.

Indeed it's a bit weird, would of thought that kind of behaviour would get his account suspended? I really don't know though.

i thought they did if it showed porn
does seem a bit odd

if the black man is penetrating its art
t. twitter IT department

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yeah I'm staying up for this one. The atmosphere is fucking ugly and the cops look trigger-happy

Not been a bad chimpout from what I've seen so far I've got to admit. Needs more burning and looting. One dindu dead should hopefully spice things up even more.

its on the eve of a big election

I mean the reason she took them, because she can't socialise efficiently with non-whites being asocial

LADS

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37431509

PRAISE KEK

Because they are.

No the autistic right Jerrycuck LARPer frog squad faggots, as entertaining as they are for being ridiculous, will never be legitimised, you're just linking them to real politics to deligitimise political opponents. How people here don't see this tactic for what it is I don't know. Hopefully normies will see through how ridiculous articles like this are but I don't know how anyone not in on a lot of these jokes would interpret this BS.

They're a fucking irrational black supremacist commie terrorist group ffs.

this year has been amazing

This is great

I agree

Not to mention that they'd never admit that "many cuck journalists just do not get the anger behind ethno-nationalism."

London nogs kicking old white guy over.

This pisses me the fuck off. Why the fuck did the Britbongs let the gov take their right to bear arms away. He should have shot these wogs

Which of you lads was this?

archive.is/ublJm

Typical nigger tbh. Attack a defenceless homeless pensioner
GAS STOPS THE NIGGER AS DO BULLETS

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this is why you should always be armed with something

GET A LIFE BIN THAT KNIFE

Hey Britbros, I started a thread about a video of some feral niggers dropkicking an elderly homeless man — turns out, it seems to have happened in London.

Can you find these scum and deliver justice?

Or it least dox 'em and inform the cops, er, what do you call 'em, bobbies?

so "knife control" really is a thing over there? Soon all you britbongs will have are pointed sticks

WE WUZ WOGZ!!
DNA hints at earlier human exodus from Africa
bbc.com/news/science-environment-37408014

Now Gandhi is racist! Glorious!
Ghana's problem with 'racist' Gandhi
bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-37430324

don't you know that everything is racist. even the climate

I know the Mail is trash and it's good standard procedure to archive just as much as it is to archive the Guardian, so thanks for that, but I figured the comments on this would be golden so checked the original (they're dynamically written on the page using javascript I'd guess, not entirely sure because I don't know much about webdev, so they won't show up in an archived link) for the comments. Did not disappoint.

Disgusting.
Of course rapefugees are welcome

Someone has to do the raping. We don't have enough of our own
Anyone commits a crime against my family I won't be calling the police…what would you call useless organisations for?
I will deploy my fully automatic blunt spoon collection

#ISupportSpoonControl

Didn't you know that rape is a vital part of muslim culture? You don't want to be a bigoted islamaphobe do you?

Lazy native brits.
Can't be bothered to do the raping.

honda civics are fucking chav cars

Those QUADS

I drive a civic. It does what I need it to do and gas is cheap in it.

It's mostly the people who think an r type honda civic is a boss nigga car who annoy me.

whoever thinks a civic is more than just the basic fucking car it is are retarded

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petrol, whatever

put a fuckin spoiler n big exhaust on it mate paint ya breaks red then go pick up 13 year olds and take them to maccy d's

such is life in the north

Have you learnt your lesson, goys?
They are trying to Gibson her

archive.is/h0YvS

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You mean ruin my car with pointless shit that will make it tacky as fuck and make it impossible to sell?

Will he be okay?

Remember this day as the day we finally saved brit/pol/ lads.

Oh god thank fuck

The day bullies won.

Don't make me report you too

I hope he powers through and turns towards actually protesting and such instead of throwing his hands up and quitting.

You're silencing me, lad.

That's it, you're going down like your disgusting pig waifu on nigger dick you little bitch.

He's going to go on a rampage m8

Sounds like he wants to lynch nigs.

IS THIS WHAT BEING TRIGGERED IS LIKE, LADS? I DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT

Please don't report me. I haven't done anything wrong.

Mine disappeared ages ago. Curse of Ham, fam, curse of Ham.

fuck Molyneux, he is the foreign Alex Jonestein

Can't have justice and equality when niggers are literally not on the same level and act like trash. Fuck them.

Are you a yank, lad?

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Did you add that bit in too?

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would you rather date someone who was 50% potato wog or someone who was 6% jew?

I just found this on 4/pol/ and it was so LARPY and autistic it triggered me.

>"LOL"

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Get your 23 and me back, did you?

Neither. we don't live in a world of either this choice or that choice.

3/4 master race tbh

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No, just shooting the shit

by the rules of /r9k/ if you are not a 30+ year old virgin you are not a wizard

All right, irish. Jews are notorious for having severe mental disorders and I don't want my kids to be considered ethnically jewish. A little drop in IQ is preferable to mental illness, plus the irish accent is qt on women.

my seed is to precious to be spilt inside a filth woman cunt, only into vials to be saved until a later date when I can make a demonic cyborg army from it.

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the irish accent belongs on a drunkard and nothing more

youtube.com/watch?v=iVGcRNotCAE&feature=youtu.be&t=3m10s

Naa.

vagoo stinks to high heaven.nick land helped me unleash my inner reactionary phallus.

I guess that makes me a grand magus.

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How would you know?

we'll burn the cities to the ground and make them into pasture

I wouldn't know. You would have to ask those with wizard status

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that sounds comfy as fuck

I was trained Pavlov style in a reactionary bathhouse, all part of NRx training.

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Right lads, which skill should i spend my money on?

We can own knives, we just can't carry them. The law is the same way in Texas and California.

Doesn't stop me

Texas and California are super gay.

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Texas is great

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Skit never get's old.

Even super patriotic texans say that it's basically always been a shithole tbh. Normal people don't settle in constant 30c+ heat with extremely hostile and violent indian tribes nearby. In the modern day it has a massive black and hispanic population and whites live in segregated communities.

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the white areas are good tbh and the heat isn't that bad. I used to live there when I was little. Family moved around a lot

express.co.uk/news/uk/712916/evan-davis-row-Hungarian-minister-no-go-migrant-zones

BBC's Evan Davis FURIOUS as Hungarian minister says London is 'NO-GO' zone due to migrants

The bitchiness in the video is great.

LONDON ON SUICIDE WATCH

EVEN BETTER

Calais Jungle female volunteers accused of 'sexually exploiting' camp's refugees. Mentally unhinged leftists

independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/calais-jungle-volunteers-sex-refugees-allegations-facebook-care4calais-a7312066.html

It's total damage control.

TOP BANTER

Violent migrants storm UK lorries to get to Britain before Wall of Calais goes up
express.co.uk/news/world/713172/Calais-migrants-UK-lorries-Wall-of-French-police

‘You’re like Juncker’ Farron EXPLODES at radio host after savaging him for Brexit 'denial'
express.co.uk/news/politics/713084/Farron-blasts-radio-host-savaging-Brexit-denial

NHS should get £5bn 'Brexit bonus' - Lansley
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37435648

British troops face mass criminal investigation over Taliban claims
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/21/revealed-now-british-troops-face-criminal-investigation-over-tal/

Labour staff 'worried about losing jobs' demand place on party's ruling NEC
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37437611

Jeremy Corbyn wants a minister for peace and disarmament
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/21/anti-trident-jeremy-corbyn-wants-a-minister-for-peace-and-disarm/

Lad that's not better, that's fucking disgusting.

Gee really

REMAIN CALM!!!

ALL IS WELL!!!

Tbh we should kill all women

>"It's a slur on the United Kingdom"
>"Did you talk to the British government or even your embassy?"
Davis on suicide watch.

If only the whole Beeb was on suicide watch.

Davis is a pretty good indicator of the Beeb's current state, in complete denial and with no arguments to back themselves up.

What the fuck does Brexit have to do with the NHS? Why do the left always reach for money like kikes?

People are so bloody obsessed with the en aich ess despite it being a crock of shit.
>"yeah but IT'S FREEEEE! :))))"

Migrant invasion on our shores.

I hate Tim Farron so much

he should have just run over them

London should EXPECT a terror attack: Sadiq Khan says it's 'part of living in a big city'

ex press.co.uk/news/uk/713144/Sadiq-Khan-terror-attack-London-part-living-big-city-manhattan-north-america-brexit-tour

Fucking ludicrous

BASED ALT. RIGHT TBH

this faggot tranny shit is just disgusting. I hope migrants get to him

He's such a fucking obvious plant.

Poor guy. Doesn't even know. Leftist beta gonna left.

ffiltered for miloshiling tbh

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womyn volunteers trying to help migrants deserve what they get

Completely agree.

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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MUMMY SAVE ME FROM THESE INFILTRATORS

Morning lads

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LOTS AND LOTS OF FAMOUS BEOPLE :DD

independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/joss-whedon-assembles-sht-ton-of-famous-people-for-anti-donald-trump-video-a7320876.html

When they ever fucking learn, lads?

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do you think he had it stuffed or had the head mounted?