THE TRUMP CURSE STRIKES AGAIN

i hope trump curses this faggot next. notice the hat.

Part of his plan?

Sweet fuck that dumbass..

wasn't he taken advantage of by pedos already?

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lel, get fucked brady patty, hope it get's really fucking expensive

Anyone do a JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP hair a Mr Pitt.

Well, even if she took 99% of his cash he'd still have $5million dollarydoos in the bank.
Also he still has a chest and genitals, and is thus desirable to the opposite sex, unlike his shriveled ex.
Getting away from the crazy whore and its litter of niglets is worth more than all the money in the world I'd imagine.

How nice would it be if he found himself a nice german qt 3.1488 and immediately started having adorable little white children?

my shitty attempt

With any luck the stupid cunt will contract some other terminal illness so her self-mutilation will have all been in vain.

Let's not forget what's happening to Hillary now.

Strange that nothing is happening to Obongo…yet.

Let me get you a better Pepe.

That actually suits him.

he is a lost cause, he will never take the red pill, fuck him.

Wait till after the elections I bet kek has the biggest humiliation ready for king nigger in January

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Another one for almighty Kek:
archive.is/MtGov

PRAISE KEK

Would be delicious if it were rejection of her breast implants. Stupid bitch couldn't even stand by her commitment to cut off her tits. It's not like she was using them anyway given how often she adopted niggers from halfway across the world.

W-whats going to happen?

I don't normally give a fuck about movie people, but I can spare a bit of schadenfreude for this occasion.

lol

Tell them to keep a low profile

Beg for the God-Emperor's mercy on them and pray that he will remove the curse upon their blood.

We are going to place a rifle in your hand and you will either shoot them and be reborn into your new RWDS family or will join them.

and who is that absolute degenerate?

You must be Euro. It's Corey Feldman.

Why do male celebrities choose actresses anyway? There are thousands of models who are just as attractive and probably make better conversation than any actress.

Is it literally just the fact that actresses are nearby? Fuck. They're dumber than I thought.

Maybe it's to keep it all in the family, or in this case, the cult.

For the press. Actors get paid based on how many people are interested in seeing them perform. Actors are rewarded for giving big draws at the box office. It's not so much about how good a film is but how many retards they can convince to pay for a ticket.

If you settle down with a nice woman and live a quiet life than that's great, but you won't get any press at all from it. If you marry another celebrity then you will continually get to have your name featured in various forms of media especially the tabloid shit.

Successful actors are jews at heart (or really a jew) which is how they can survive and thrive in a jewish dominated industry.

Just a reminder that Scarface just got schlonged as well, dropping out of all of her scheduled projects and losing a shitload of money for breaking contracts in the process.

Good. She can spend some of that free time growing some titties.

I think years of hormone treatment has stopped that dream.

He got passed around Hollywood and had his asshole turned inside out for an entire decade by middle aged kikes and everyone knows about it. He's already got his punishment.

add it to this

((((((((( Trump 2016. ))))))))))

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nice, this is the first thing I thought about when I heard about it.

where is that yelchin faggot? god I want to piss on his grave.

She had potential to be a good actress. Children who find fame usually ended up completely fucked in the head while their career spirals downwards. Looks like she's not going to be an exception.
I wonder how Clinton got her claws into her.

Didn't help that her two brothers are fags.

I've seen some of her movies and she was a pretty convincing actress for her young age. I don't know anything about her personal life, other than she shills hard for Clinton.
I don't think she's going to have much more success here on out in Hollywood.

Another one, cast in the /just/ league.

Reposting what I said in the /just/ thread:

I just see this as yet another testament to the strength of meme magic.

Alimony/contested divorce, aka having one's "shit fucked up", is one of Holla Forums's most popular memes. There's even an active /just/ board that is only second to /bane/ as far as boards dedicated to a single meme go.

Johnny Depp is a liberal hollywood celebrity that has lived a life of godless degeneracy. As can be expected, his career began to slow down with age, and he began to lose his relevance. In response, he marries a bisexual slut and does a string of terrible projects, like Transcendence and Tusk.

But the lowest point of Depp's midlife crisis was when he stooped to do a Funny or Die skit that serves no purpose but to insult and defame Donald Trump. While Depp and Will Ferrell probably thought it was all fun and games, they had no idea that they had placed themselves in the path of an intense memetic warfare. Insulting TGEoM the way that Depp did is comparable to the denial of the Holy Ghost in Christianity. And not a month later, what happens to Johnny Depp?

This is a judgement from Kek. Blaspheme what is clearly his will and you will be cast into the JUST league.

This whole thread almost sounds like a cautionary tale from the bible.

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Oh! Let's go!

Brendan walks on down the street

With his gaze down, shoulders low.

Got no money, just a man in the street

Payments ready to go.

Is your money, hey, is it ready for this?

Are you hanging on the edge of your rope?

Out of your brain the bullets rip

…sick of beatin your meat!

Another one bites the JUST

Another one bites the JUST

And another one gone, and another one gone

Another one bites the JUST

Hey, I'll get your money, too!

Another one bites the JUST

How do you think I'm going to get along

Without money when it's gone?

You took me for everything that I had

And kicked me out on my own

It's been months and nobody knows what she died of still…

Where can I get a hat like that?
I would wear it in public

What the fuck does that hat mean? Some kind of commie shit? That's not a woman I hope on his right.

These idiots live in such a bubble.

Somebody who isnt a lazy fuck should remake it to make it more easily readable

Angelina is a monster
twitter.com/Fdernesland1/status/778364102787883008

Likely a lot of child abuse going on in that family

SHADILAY
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did that blonde faggot actually plaster kek in the faces of a whole bunch of college students

i'm not sure if that's stupid or hilarious

youtube.com/watch?v=wNRGW1VtPJE

MILO YES

he calls himself "alt right"

Yep, there's the epitomy of man in Hollywood. Great f'n choice from the cuteboy. (Who probably himself got fucked tons of times during his career by ((older men and producers)). )

But with caution. Don't neglect the rest!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Egyptian_deities

Brad Pitt is a fucking manlet. Look it up, he's only 5'11. Jesus Christ.

Not that I want to get involved in stupid gossip but maybe Brad didnt want to go live in Surrey

dailymail.co.uk
/tvshowbiz/article-3493130/Brangelina-hit-Surrey-Angelina-Jolie-Brad-Pitt-treat-daughters-Vivienne-Zahara-toy-shop-spree-family-21-000-month-eight-bedroom-home.html

Has Brad Pitt red-pilled himself?

Spotted the normie faggot who actually cares about what happens in the personal life of out of touch whores.

All I want to do
All I want to do
All I want to do is praise him!
Who do I want to praise?
Who do I want to praise?
Who do I want to praise?
KEK!

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Holy fuck Kek has been busy this year.
checked brother in Kek.

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I kind of assumed Stanhope was responsible for a lot of Depp's downfall. Stanhope is degenerate as hell.

Still probably one of the best comedians living though.

reminder

if you didn't hate her enough already

lmao I didn't even know about this

breaking contracts is an absolute shoah for hollywood kikes, doubtful she ever works in anything major again

Welp, that's it, 2000s Tomb Raider movies permanently ruined.

Loving a bunch of adopted third-world shitskin brats more than your own flesh and blood?

This mentally warped Hollywood cunt should have left her tits intact so she would die of cancer.

Shiloh's going to put a pillow over her mom's face when she's on her deathbed. How exactly is an 18-month old toddler "privileged" you high-horse twat?

I kinda hope Brad uses these statements to get custody of her.

Let Angelina get ass-raped to death when here pet monkeys reach puberty.

Good. She is removing herself from the gene pool. No tears spilt.

JUST TAKE ME FOR EVERYTHING I GOT, FAM

We made him one of the paradigmatic cucks along with the cuck King, when cuck was introduced as a hate word, and that must have been a real strain for somebody with a need for admiration.

Well brad does have a collection of WW2 era german motorcycles…

I reckon we can use a little meme magic on Brad "Stick The Nigger Kids In The" Pitt

It's hitting so hard. Thank you Kek.

I just found out you can bet on the election at the bookies. How much of a donation would you be willing to make to your lord benefactor kek?

One wonders if the bitch didn't file for divorce after he said a single kind word about Trump, or maybe that he told her to stop adopting niglets from around the fucking world. This sort of behavior gets translated into "anger problems" by the (((media))).

Are they still relevant?
No one seems to care about celebrities nowadays.
They all seem part of (((the plan))).

I wonder if the ring got to her too

>that would explain why she has to agree to (((their))) agenda

I'm guessing she has the torso proportions of a dwarf.

its an edit

Well, that's unfortunate. Such is Pedowood.

implying not waking up to [pic related] every morning is a bad thing?
I mean she's got no boobs, zero energy after looking after her little tribe all day and half the night, no make-up on ugly face and she's skinny as fuck so probably anorexic which means 'death breath' and is more than likely never in the mood.
Even if brad pitt ends up with 'only' a million or so $ in the bank, he'll get a few mill to top it up per film. Plus he's now single again so can fuck much fitter, younger, hotter, prettier and juicer women that don't want to surround themselves with other peoples children.

Has science gone too far?

They can't cite any reason for splitting up. The whole thing is fabricated to get Illary out of the news.

fucking gross

I thought it said 'irreconcilable differences'. That's a fairly common reason for divorce. It's vague but if they both agree with it then no dirt gets dragged through the courts and media.

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what do you really expect out of someone who was triggered by Brexit and Trump, and makes anti-nazi movies every year for ZOG

What happened to her face?

I'm American and I didn't know who that was. But I don't give a single shit about celebrities.
In any case,
ALL HAIL KEK

Does seem awfully timely.

They are really trying to hush things up.

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Surely is convenient. It's pretty newsworthy, but not a scandal, i.e. no real damage/inconvenience for them.

WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU

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this is not normal…

Kek has truly taken over in current year.

May his cornucopia of BTFO be neverending.

Praise be unto Kek and eternal agony on his enemies.

I was assigned to the detail to guard Angelina Jolie when she arrived in Kosovo to do some dumb "I love 3rd world children" publicity bullshit thing.
Trump is right. She's really not that hot. She wore sweat pants and a tshirt, no makeup. Just an average broad really.

Implying he and his family won't be hung within a year.

Looks like he is about to go super sayian

Tomb Raider movies have always been absolute garbage and an insult to the first (90s) games. Eveyone involved should be in prison.

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How long before the magic hits those sitting/kneeling sports money enthusiasts?

On this occasion I would like to invite you to /just/ ailmoneys

8ch.net/just

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Angelina might be a complete degenerate but she's cute, fam.

PRAISE KEK

I guess she didn't want to be with some cuckold who bends the knee to appease (((hollywood))).