The Unbuyable Wasp #1: I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!

OOOOOOH BOY! Now I know we are getting into a wild ride.

I could comment every page in different post, yet it would just be useless spam, so I'll start reading it and write my reactions at the momment I see them. I would probably say all what you feel.

Oooh… a wacky teen girl who likes multiculturalism.

You know a ride is going to start hard when even other characters that were already established as cancerous quirky annoying characters look at the main heroine like a pain in the ass.

Ok, so I guess we should care this minor character who obviously appeared in some Muslim Marvel number because something. And she knows nothing about how society works.

I already feel the cancer growing in my brain.

Wow. And I thought there were already big Mary Sues in comics already. She was able to reproduce all her dad's work by her own without the need of actual time nor study. Teen geniuses everyone!

I just want to kill myself already.

Well done Marvel! we don't have enouth random stupid 'meme-tier' heroines!

I also wonder, you bitch evil scientist.

There are not enouth woman scientists, everyone! Start giving degrees and make Gender Studies the definitive science!

There is so much hard irony here it made a hole in my stomach.

0/10 would not get cancer again.

I couldn't believe they made something WORSE than Squirrel girl or Mockingbird.

Everytime

Keep doubling down… we just have to keep doubling down…. we have to KEEP DOUBL-

"sir, the building is burning"

KEEP DOUBLING DOWN!!!!!!!

There are still some snowflakes who would be triggered by that.

These people have quite a few issues to think some badly drawn figure is sexy.

you're letting me down reddchanit

we need demeaning pornographic images of this character so that we can make women feel unsafe

Also, it may just be because I used to play MMOs when I was younger, but the first thing that comes to mind when reading "G.I.R.L." is "Guy In Real Life"

Jesus Christ, It's Like Patsy Walker, AKA Hellcat! and The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl had an even more autistic child together.

You know, if they are going to color the shade in the tip of the nose, why not put the shadow in the rest of it?

Now I cam only see her as a noseless Tau freak with a nose image sticked in the middle of thr face

Jesus, whoever wrote this must hate their school's English teacher

an attempt was made

i hate my family

Well, any hope this will be good went out the window.

I don't know why but I like it for some reason. The walking across the street panels look nice.

Kidnapped not for any skills but for being related to someone skilled . . . is allowed to continue her pregnancy and have a baby and even let her name it (and the Russians told the daughter this, including the meaning of said name), then the mother is removed from the picture through death (how?) a few days afterwards. Good god this is BULLSHIT. The only way this could be redeemed if it turned out she was lied to, and her mother possibly had an affair or has unknowingly been genetically manipulated herself.
The Ant-Man style panel layout is an interesting touch though.

How the fuck is she in the air? Why isn't she using a gun or explosives? Why does she have no back up?

Is this the first time this has ever been mentioned just to make Bobbi sound smarter in this comic or is this an actual canon fact?

Remember this quote, for it gonna bite them in the ass. Inventing dynamite (the "safe" explosive) didn't help Alfred Nobel. It doesn't take in account how (or who) will use said invention.

GOD DAMMIT WE GET IT ALREADY.

As a physics undergraduate I really find myself having more and more distaste for pop-science fags. Their appreciation and more importantly understanding of science is only on the most surface level possible. The whole 'diversity' aka tokenism angle is even more frustrating since science is really a global thing it's the summation of man's knowledge of the world and isn't something that really changes across cultural or gender since if your answer is right you'll get the same solution regardless.

Oh and if science is your hobby and not your career then you more often then not (hobby scientists do exist but the ones that aren't from a formal background in science are fairly rare) aren't a scientist. Having an interest in science and actually practicing and being a scientist are two very different things.

That explain FUCKING everything.

Dark Horse Comics and IDW enjoyed the fire and bringing in marshmallows.

I don't think he even read that comic, just doing that kind of shit for "street cred"

They missed the opportunity to use G.A.R.L. It actually sounds more Girl power.

Oh so its not Janet Van Dyne that explains it. Though why does the artist keep giving his women these huge black lips? Like are they overdoing it with the inking?

Since you're curious about her artstyle I did some digging. She also drew Starfire comic. To be honest her works outside comic book are better, way more detailed and not relying on black lips. I think black lips are her "quick drawing" mode.

It feels like they reeeaaally wanted to put Gwen Stacy as the mc again.

oh fuck no

It pleases me no end to know that Disney loses money on this shit.

From ambivalence to disgust to hatred in a single page…
I think that's a new record, for me.

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Her biggest influence is Bruce Timm and if you look at Starfire or that's very obvious. There's no inker and IIRC she doesn't ink her stuff either meaning that the colorist has to be pretty damn good to not make anything weird stand out.

Sadly for the artist she got Hellcat's colorist.

From a few seconds of looking at the images (not reading them, mind you..just looking) you can tell that this is crap. How is it that Marvel is better than DC again?

The best part is if you check their twitters, they're archaeologists so "soft" scientists which, granted, isn't anything wrong (so long as you're not going into bullshit like sociology or psychology) but they're not scientists. Personally I don't have much of an interest in science (I much perfer history) and that's fine. The problem is science is short hand for smart and thus you have people–women especially but plenty of Reddit-tier men too–proclaiming how much they love science to sound smart when the reality is they don't give two shits about science. They love sciencey trivia and possibly the Big Bang Theory.

You know, I was reading this book "Death of WCW" and looking at Marvel now..I'm guess this is the point where Marvel is burning away Uncle Disney's money.

Disney doesn't care because the comics are an IP farm and nothing more. Unless backlash to changes has an effect on the movies they'll never step in to tell Alonso & the Retards to cut it out so in other words we're stuck on Mr. Marvel's Wild Ride.

fuck off

Oh well..a guy can dream that Marvel will go the way of WCW..

More like Genius Inaction. There is no science or even techobabble other than Pym particles. It's just "your work is amazing," but nothing specific ever gets said. If Wasp was so excited about Bibbie's research, she would surely ask more about it at some point.

I am about to graduate with cheme degree, and most recent tolerable "pop science" figures are Sagan and Feynman. Dawkins would be alright if he only stopped shoehorning Atheism whenever he can, whether it is relevant or not.

I heard the new Starfire is pretty acceptable. So I blame all the problem in this comic on the writer and colorist.

FUCKING NO NOSE FISH FAPPERS!!!!

Why does Hank's Bastard Daughter care or know a lick about biochemistry, and why can't the writer articulate it beyond "physics is science and so is biology I love sciences?"

Besides which, Mockingbird's whole super-soldier serum story is buried way back in her first appearance when she didn't have a name. They're trying to trump her up as an overlooked supergenius scientist when her thing has been espionage for around 40 years. Surely there are other Marvel science heroines?

You'd think a writer would research what he's writing, but this cuck got notorious over a comic with shitty art about muh female POC. I'm surprised Nadia isn't half-Mongolian

Jeez, they're making their best efforts to bury Hank Pym. It's bad enough they never got rid of the "LOL Pym's a wifebeater" stink off him..

How do you feel about michio kaku as far as "pop science" figures go?

Probably the only reason I do admire animu is because with small color spallete, not extremely detailed character styles manage yo find realistic proportions and avoid same face.
Like in Cowboy Bebop or FLCL, CB especially.

btw I know that might just be rotoscoping but you got the idea.

Even though some anime can't avoid same face (seriously, Kindaichi Case Files and Detective Conan/Case Closed is guilty of this.)

Cowboy Bebop is shit.
I should've known a spic would like that race mixing propaganda.

You stupid paranoid.
Racemixing =/= cultural mixing, you don't have to sleep with that nigger, unlike your mom.
Next you are going to tell me gender is a social construct.

Is it? I would believe so, Cowboy Bebop was not that popular in Japan.
While drawing and animation is still a respected art is a "Children's demographic art", even more so than here so adult animation is often overlooked, and this was made before the series was a succes at [AS] so I don't believe they got a budget big enough for that kind of real animation.

But I got what you're saying, I don't really mind the pastel colors or small color pallete at all, neither the overly simplistic, god knows "Samurai Jack" managed to look "3D" even with those characteristics, except for dark primary instead of pastel, but these new "artists" reach some new levels of failure that they could easily avoid like in As much as we shit on CalArts they do learn to draw pretty good because it is taught to draw pretty good, but tv networks ask for as user says
and since that is popular in TV networks and indie webcomics who MARVEL believes to be the only people who still read comics, or the only ones that would read them even if they up their standards anyway, this type of drawing is backed up, and in order to get jobs, CalArts puts more focus on "Productive Drawing" rather than "Artistic Drawing".

If you are looking for "Cowboy Bebop" looking western art I reccomend Tradd Moore's art.

Maybe too idealistic but how do we comunicate that we would buy their comics if they make them better?
That there's a market out there?

You are the battered housewife
Let them go. You don't need marvel anymore

I forgot about Hawking. He's a good egg too, for the most part.

His research work and other papers look very good, although theoretical physics is not my field. Kaku is an attention whore when it comes to making appearances and commenting on stuff, so take all of his pop-scinece stuff and futuristic speculation with a big grain of salt. At least he is not as self-important as Tyson, who thinks that he is most knowledgeable on every subject, while being more ignorant the further he gets from his area of expertise.

Bepop is not that special when it comes to that. Series like Lupin, TTGL, and Monogatari blow it out of the water when it comes to unique design, while using even simpler styles and palettes.

You could buy comics that actually meet your standards. You could also write to them - they must have some sort of feedback page or address. I am afraid that at this point Marvel is too far gone, and only thing that may be able to fix it is cleaning the house.

What about Ian?

I hope karma is real and everyone at Marvel gets cancer.

Unfortunately the nature of karma is such that we will all remain on the wheel until we transcend it.

Or we could build our own wheel, with whisky and hookers!

I must have sexual relations with that gun.

I know what I want for my birthday.

I don't know who these people are. Do they just click on a random tumbler account and offer them a job?

most effective summation of why tumblr is pro-multiculturalism i've ever seen

also, Hank Pym is a blonde. What unholy mix of recessive genes does Nadia's mom have that she has both freckles and black hair? She looks like Ron Weasley and an Asian chick had a baby together.

You know if they're going to do this multi-culturalism thing can they at least show the actual culture and what they believe in?

You made me checked his crecedential. He's pretty new to comic book writing with only one comic book before this one called Princeless. But he's a middle aged guy living somewhere in the middle of suburbfuckia so my prediction he only know how to write about urban woman living in the city. So yeah his characters will talk about fucking latte obviously.

Pretty sad how once again manga one upped them again with multicultural stories.

Thanks user I'll check it out.

They just have multiple Wasps also and even go so far as to point it out as if that makes it ok for yet another superhero?
I don't care that she's white.
Making a new Wasp is retarded.
You could call her practically any other non-taken name and I'd be pretty cool with it.
It comes off as trying to make The Wasp into another tumblr-dupster character like Spider-woman only instead of turning the character into a vapid retard they just created a vapid retard from thin air and give her the title.

Reading it all I really get is a clear desire to do away with the pathos element of creating a compelling superhero without reasonably going about it.
You have her parents killed and put her though the blackwidow bullshit where they kill your vagina, but go on to write her like any other twatbag?

I'm just imagining some faggot typing out

Doesn't fucking ANYONE read the goddamn comic before publishing it ?!

Jesus christ

Thanks OP for the storytime

Are you really gonna judge where i get my reaction pics from?

Just ignore him. He got all uppity over posted images that originated from tumblr even when it's a reaction image. He also loves to complain about "reddit spacing" like hitting a space button is something originated from Reddit.

Every single time. What's with women and talking about coffe?

I only made it three pages in. I don't think I can deal with this shit anymore.

Is not that they find it personally sexy… They take issue with anything virtually remotely sexual in nature.

Then you are missing the quirky wacky writing about women who love science yet they have no idea how science works to begin with.

Anyway, is it true that the writer of Princeless is a cuck?
His wife being white and their child black.

Wait, his wife is white? When I checked his wikipedia page the pic is only him and his daughter. So I thought his wife is black.

the captcha is YEB FAM

I don't know, that's why I asked.

Should have a new thread but some good news and bad ones. Apparently Squirrel Girl does not look like she's been run over by a car now.

New artist?

everyone looks and speaks like they have some sort of mental illness, christ

Because some coherent writing and art is ableist or whatever shit they say. Besides, heteronormative rules of beauty are bad.

Also, the artis has been critizised for drawing 'sexy poses'.

Why I read all these comments like we're whispering to each other? Also the artist probably can't keep up with the deadline. I doubt she was kicked out because of the low sales. Also what's the bad news?

It still is, from all the information we have, a stupidly unprofitable endeavor.
It might be a drop of water on Disney's ocean of money, but they didn't get to where they are by letting shitty projects stay alive indefinitely. I would be surprised if they didn't have quite a few people working to check all projects Disney has going, finding the bad ones and axing those. And if they have a more successful counterpart to compare to (DC in this case) then the chances of stuff being canned or changed are even higher.
If I had to guess I'd say this faggot shit Marvel has got going will still last more than any of us want to, but then it will implode when an executive actually pays a little attention to it.

Different book. As in she's in this thing called US Avengers

Bad news? Well, she's in this team with a new Red Hulk, a lesbian Iron Patriot and her partner…and joined by a female Captain America (not Misty Knight, thank fucking God)

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Oh joy the guy who wrote Princeless wrote this……..

Read all her lines as if they were spoken by Patricia Tannis from Borderlands, its fun!

Downside of US Avengers is it has Cage's daughter as a AU Captain America and Warmachine is being replaced by a girl that had a suit or something that would make her look like The Thing. I have no hope for anything Marvel.

Why even bother pointing it out then? Surely a better way of portraying their new Wasp as smart would have been her using her intelligence in the fight? It'd also explain why Mockingbird thought she was some super genius rather than just assuming she is because new-Wasp knows her previous work, claims to be really smart and has a load of junk sitting around in her home.

Then again, I guess between this chick, Moon-Girl and Riri I guess Marvel just really heavily subscribes to the "Tell, Don't Show" school for displaying intelligence.

How long until they cancel the whole collection?

What it is is that Marvel started bringing in writers who hang out in certain cliques like Humphries or cozied up with certain websites like ComicsAlliance that run those groups and through them, the parasites get their buddies jobs writing for Marvel. Marvel, of course, is more than happy to do it because who do you think is going to cost more? Rick Remender or some nobody with only obscure indies to their credit? Who's going to cost more? JRJr or someone whose drawing experience is a Tumblr blog and maybe a webcomic that nobody's ever seen?

The thing is too, they always bitch about "waah, cultures aren't explored" and just regurgitate the same cosmopolitan bullshit. Meanwhile, Mori's doing a story about Kazakh steppe nomads during the Great Game. Granted I think that series can get kind of dull but still.

So… when is 'super' muslim girl rescued in the Champions going to get her own comic and become Captain Jihad or some shit?

I never got why they try to make Mockingbird some super scientist? I thought she was a spy?

Ahh, the great SJW culture paradox: non-white cultures are under-represented in white media but those cultures are being stolen once presented in white media.

It can be softened if written/drawn by a non-white, but it is ALWAYS cultural apropiation when white take a logical interest.

Because being a scientist is the now boys-only thing among progressives. For some reason they think science is a club only for men and want in. Any other interest a girl may have is irrelevant if it doesnt push the ideology

I get the feeling the SJW's may hinder the women that are actually in science rather than help.

They just complain because there weren't enouth representation of artists, that's why they wanted a BLM activist write Black Panther.

But of course is not cultural appropiation when a jew or a cucked englishman or german makes a work of fiction based on a culture or race they know shit about.

Was the new Black Panther any good?

No fucking idea. Not even sure if they even managed to start it.

Marvel is more like TNA if you think about it

At least TNA has the Hardys

(You)

That was bad

But isn't TNA kinda like WCW anyways? And yeah, TNA has the Hardys..what does Marvel have?

Every single time we get a "women in science" it winds up proving how little the writers understand about science

She was, back in the 70s in an issue of Man-Thing as exposits - but doesn't draw or tag in issue numbers.

The thing is since then she used to hang with Kazar and act as an agent of shield for like 40 years between then and now.

Also SJWs have been guilt tripping Marvel for a lack of lady scientists, so they went with Bobbi because she's on Agents of SHIELD.

Digging around for female characters that actually use their science in their stories and developing them, man, that's just too much work.

**Mexican knockoffs*

10/10 intro

I know "hurr durr cuckchan" and all but little bit of advice from there if you want to have some fun with the creator.

I love how incredibly thin-skinned modern creators are. That's fucking gold. I'm sure if you reply back to him he'd claim you were harassing him and then block you too.

Get out

To be fair this comic has an angle of encouraging science to a group that tradionally doesn't make too much science, and that is not a bad think.
Everything is shit in the execution though.

This part is where they lost me
"neat science facts"
Yeah, when i think in a kidnapped girl who was educated as a secret weapon by russians this is how i imagine her talking.
And the whole, "She is doing fine by fighting a giant robot with some sticks"

And look that scooby doo level of defeating a villain, this comic is fucking shit in so many ways.

Fuck man, her tiny nose compared to the brown man's is starting to freak me out.

Whitley in nutshell
>Also wrote that infamous MLP:FiM story that was basically references the Traylon Martin/BLM shit with Dragons being seen as a violent minority akin to blacks. Even the bronies didn't like it. It's also been story timed.

So how would one make a good science related comic that is "real" science and educational? Like showing the process and testing of how scientists get an answer to problem? Or something like Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey in comic form? without Tyson . . . I mean black science man in it. I will admit I still have not seen the original series with Sagan, is it worth watching?

If I may we could use the Fantastic 4 and have them be explorers once more. Have them explore scientific concepts but exaggerated since this is a super hero comic. The core concepts are there but its just exaggerated. Kind of like the Silver Age Flash where they used his powers to explain how he can catch a bullet by moving at the same speed as one so he wouldn't get hurt. Thats just one idea I have.

Why al quirky characters make pop culture reference?

In fact, when it became a thing to reference pop culture non-stop?

Either when the Big Bang show happened or around 2007. Some could argue its Joss Whedon's fault since he writes his characters to make quips and reference older work. Maybe Family Guy since they are notorious for doing references instead of jokes.

The line of teeth seem to be headed straight down the middle of her mouth rather than along the inside of her cheek.
I wonder what her skull would look like?

Make it like Verne's books, where actual scientific concepts are utilized and briefly explained, but also occasionally bend when necessary to the story. Modern TV show that handles things decently is Breaking Bad, although they do play loose with them for drama, like HF dissolving bathtub and bodies. Fight Club did fairly well with Lye, bombs, and napalm, although despite recipes being altered for safety reasons. As long as you get basics right and are able to communicate the gist of it, you're good.

In case of most comic books they should just go all super science, like they did back in 70s, and how Venture Bros and Futurama do it. It is obvious that "science" in those is not realistic, but is usually derived from real concepts and at least somewhat explained and explored.

Content is more or less the same with some updates and mostly meaningless extra stuff here and there, based on few episodes of new Cosmos that I have seen. Sagan's show is less flashy, more down to Earth, and has more educational and "honest" feel to it.

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Maybe this has been going on for decades and I'm only just now noticing because I wandered into a thread that promised SCIENCE!, but why all the panels with undrawn backgrounds and wacky colors? Has that always been there?

I hate comics

ALSO

I want to see what kind of tests they have in SHIELD to determind inteligence if they declare a fucking child smartest person of the world.

Newfags plz go

Stop acting like an elitist and trying to kick every new users out. What kind of retard thinks that image board is some kind of elite members only club?

Holy fuck Marvel really is dead.

Thats obvious

The kind that doesn''t want to deal with newfag garbage.

Reminder the level of writing Jeremy Whitley is capable of. Hope you've all got eye bleach handy.

Marvel has been dead for years, but the retards keep willingly getting raped by it´s reanimated corpse.

I never know if I love or hate how to SJWs a word has only a meaning and can't mean more than one thing, unless it.s one of their specially defined words, in that case the word means whatever they say.

Because the dictionary is written by racist whites but by feminism the dictionary says….

It's comic book standards of intelligence, they can make whoever they want the smartest person on earth.

Was this storytimed before?

Yeah, and it was cancerous

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Also, his idea of a fucking functional armor is a piece of shit.

Everything about Princeless was cancer and AIDS, and it is sad it didn't end with the two whores being raped, also nigger king being killed because he was a nigger and the little negro just being raped to because he was a sissy.

Yeaaaah, no, bucko. This is qn image board where people can drop in and out easy. You want elitism? Go find forum board where you must sign up just to post and became a namefag.

Is that comic for fucking real? A white writer so deep in SJW circlejerk he's actually making comic about black princess complaining about the word "FAIR" ? ALSO SNOW AND LILY ARE WHITE BECAUSE NATURE Jeremy!

Also notice that the prince ride a black horse, I hope she's not complaining about that fucking horse too.

It was a long time ago, I think I'll try to story time it.

If the legend is true his daughter is actually black… and his wife is white.

No user! you have a long life to live for! don't do this to yourself!

It's too late, I have l already begun. Chemo can save no one now.

The dude who wrote this is really hopeful that one day he'll meet a girl at Starbucks, so he's fantasizing about it in lieu of writing an actual plot or characters

Miss Mudslime?

Yep

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No

I especially like how in order to attract women into the science field, they feel they have to make the comic look like and have scenes from a Barbie/Girlfriend magazine - boy, that's sure fighting the stereotype. What's next? Every cover will have the subheading "IN THIS ISSUE: *Number* Sex Moves That Will Cut Your Cis Male Slave's Dick Off"?

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YAASSS

Half-assed or absent backgrounds have been a standard in American comic books for a while now.

Fancy coffe and coffeshops are the current fad among middle-upper and upper class women. Before that it used to be frozen yogurt places, and before that it was all about salad bars.

And women that actually did work in science and engineer field actually lamented this. This comic is shit compared to a free webcomic that actually drawn by a real female engineer.

This looks fun user sauce?

Sauce: wastedtalent.ca/

I only pick the part when she work in Canadian engineering field jobs. Most of the comic is slice of life since her college years and it's just ended last December.

You called?

Fucking Mockingbird….

Thanks user. I just started looking at it and God it is older than I thought it would be.

After seeing that scene in context it makes it funnier for me.

I think it's funny how Mockingbird, being a super spy and all but she wore that silly costume everywhere. I mean she's supposed to be the opposite of Black Widow right? But Natasha's costume actually make more damn sense.

Yeah, I stumble upon it when it was new and I followed her comic because it was cute at first. But the comic grow up along with her.

ALL mediocre webcomics are now better than the official shit Marvel publishes these days and that's just pathetic.

Look, some times you take what you can get like pic related. Whitley's so up his own ass that he can't picture someone who makes comics in his area not associating with him. Which of course means said person is a liar and if they knew who the person was irl surely would not engage in any harassment.

Is that the guy who made miss melee? Also jeez this man is up his own ass. Don't get me started on his sycophants.

What an absolute cunt

I would just like to point out, that on that cover, Wasp is inside of, what appears to be a gaming desktop. The capacitors on the motherboard are glowing green, blinding blue light shining in through the fans, the copper traces of the motherboard are glowing blue, and there is for some reason an iphone or ipod or some shit inside the case that is PLUGGED INTO A SATA PORT.
As a Holla Forumsnician, I could not be more triggered right now.

Funny how she doesn't match any of those definitions of fair

also, i think she's stepping on some sort of controller

Maybe someone told her the files were INSIDE THE COMPUTER.

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and don't forget, there's a fucking girl dragon that eats all the would-be princes

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Man, I can't wait for future issues. It's not enough that we have diverse, ambiguously brown strong women, Jeremy Whitley needs to tick more boxes on the representation checklist

Maybe they'll have emergent personalities that defy expectations, but that's giving Jeremy too much credit.

As a side note, apparently you can become a published comics artist without the need to finish your linework or even the hands and feet these days.

Why not actually buy comics from people who make quality work instead of trying to convince license farms to actually give a shit?

You ever notice how, the more "diverse" they try to make everything, everything just ends up being shades of brown?

I like how it's yet another example of comics of this type and the creators of them not knowing anything exists outside of their social bubble. Most people, even among the nerd crowd, do not look or dress or fashion themselves like that. The only people who do are hipster nerds. Yet time and again we see casts populated by this shit because the writers truly cannot conceive of a word existing outside of their social bubble.

Also a super smart Puerto Rican into science, fucking tip top lafferino. I have literally, not once, ever met a Puerto Rican who can be considered to have an IQ outside of the 70s men or women.

What's he even trying to imply here? That he's not from Durham? That he doesn't make comics?

Oh, maybe he's trying to imply that he's irrelevant to the "real" comic creators? You know, the "big boys" and "professionals" that still work for the big 2, in spite of them torpedoing the entire American comic market. Yeah, it's real professional to search for your comic obsessively on Twitter for people saying nice things about it. Fuckin' A.

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I thought she was into roller derby. Speaking of which I remember when some of these hipster writers obsessed over roller derby women why is that? Is it the amount of lesbians in it?

Wait that would imply people gave a shit about this comic.

Why do people not like this guy again?

He can be a bit of an insufferable prick at times. That and on occasion he back pedals on his positions.

I don't understand why Mocking Bird is referred to as a spy at all, while she is more of an special agent if not outright just a shitty superhero on government payroll. Spies are people who can go unnoticed and are capable of blending right in, extracting information, spreading misinformation, and occasionally covert sabotage. Secrecy is a key characteristic of a spy. Spies are not people wearing flashy costumes and fighting robots, but mild mannered office workers that covertly photograph confidential documents, and hotel employees that go through person of interest's luggage.

Why not just make her a hockey player?

For every one thing he says that many here would agree with him, he says one that they don't. He can also be an annotating and pretentious hipster and tries to be everyone's friend, which makes him too soft.

She's a thug with a pair of lead pipes.
Her being a spy, like her being a scientist, is an informed attribute.

Black Widow is more of a spy than she is. And all Widow does is climb things and shoot people.

I want to believe the artist is just that stupid that she thinks roller hockey is called lacrosse.

Lacrosse players giving a shit in 1,890,089….. 1,890,088…… 1,890,087……

I can't take anyone seriously who dresses like a ventriloquist's dummy.

I never understood the roller derby obsession, myself.

I can only guess the wheels gave the illusion that the dumpy lesbians were actually fit in some way as they trundle around, blundering into each other, convincing the hipsters that their bullshit about body positivity was actually true.

Well, ya see user. If the writing goes into tech detail the women will complain about mansplaining. So you gotta not write well or educated so womyn not feel bad feelings.

See how I tried to not mansplain and grammar goes to shit fast? Essentially mansplaing is just speaking like you have some form of knowledge of grammar and tech.

He's calling the guy a failure for not being friend with the cool kid's in the comic industry and not having a big job at Marvel, but he's doing it in the most passive agressive way possible.

I don't really dislike him. I just find him a faggot with bad taste and no talent, but not really hate him. In fact, I might even like him even with his faggotry if he had more talent.

Is that guy for fucking real? I mean how delusional is he if he thought he's such a celebrity writer that he must know ALL comic writers living around his town?

"She's not anused"

What does it mean to be anused? Is that like butt-fucking?

SHE HAS NO BUNGHOLE!

I notived all this hipster trash writters and artist go by "lol, we so nerdy" buy nome of their characters dress even like normal people would dress.

Look at that Wasp. Look at Leth's Hellcat whole cast. Look at those brown girls concept art. A character dressing hipster-y is ok, some of their close friends is ok, too. But you can't populate whole comics with your horrible hipster clothes

The Totally Spies spend more time in disguise and actually spying on people than any of Marvel's supposed lady spies.

What are you talking about? When everyone's brown and dresses the same, isn't that "diversity"?

So do cinema sins of eating an apple apply to comics as well? Cause that nigger in the glasses already seems like an asshole.

I don't care what people say Totally Spies is a fun corny show, my dick said so

Please bomb, please.

Again, it's because they draw exclusively from their own social circle. If you only interact with hipsters, then the world is full of nothing but hipsters.

But they are cheap to hire.

God, this shit is so fucking transparent

I swear to fuck if it's not the niggers or college kids starting shit it's cunts like this who are too "cultural" for the area.

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Some of these science facts don't add up.

Marvel is shit but that webcomic isn't any better.

Is there anything for macrofags?

What? Do you want some deep stuff like Jungian or Kant or Plato? It depict them as both engineers and human. They still having fun while doing their actual job. Just because they graduated from university they had to think like a fucking philosopher everyday.

Still way better than bullshit science in Wasp with them latte sipping and "girl talk" bullshit to depict them as "Independent womyn"

Correction.

Drop out the cliche! Kill the nig-princess, get the loot, tame the dragon! Good goys never win!

also the dicksucker responding with 'wow that guy was rude'
yeah, he was rude to say a bad thing about your comic that you then searched for on twitter and found to be offended by

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Straight from Wikipedia
Level I – pathological defences (psychotic denial, delusional projection)

The mechanisms on this level, when predominating, almost always are severely pathological. These six defences, in conjunction, permit one effectively to rearrange external experiences to eliminate the need to cope with reality. The pathological users of these mechanisms frequently appear irrational or insane to others. These are the "psychotic" defences, common in overt psychosis. However, they are normally found in dreams and throughout childhood as well. They include:

Conversion: The expression of an intrapsychic conflict as a physical symptom; some examples include blindness, deafness, paralysis, or numbness. This phenomenon is sometimes called hysteria.

Delusional projection: Delusions about external reality, usually of a persecutory nature.

Denial: Refusal to accept external reality because it is too threatening; arguing against an anxiety-provoking stimulus by stating it doesn't exist; resolution of emotional conflict and reduction of anxiety by refusing to perceive or consciously acknowledge the more unpleasant aspects of external reality.

Distortion: A gross reshaping of external reality to meet internal needs.

Extreme projection: The blatant denial of a moral or psychological deficiency, which is perceived as a deficiency in another individual or group.

Splitting: A primitive defence. Both harmful and helpful impulses are split off and unintegrated, frequently projected onto someone else. The defended individual segregates experiences into all-good and all-bad categories, with no room for ambiguity and ambivalence. When "splitting" is combined with "projecting", the undesirable qualities that one unconsciously perceives oneself as possessing, one consciously attributes to another.

Sound familiar? It should, it's every nu-male, male feminist, SJW and tumblrina ever made. And they let these people decide the future of comics, video games and everything inbetween, setting us back at least 10 years.

UUNNNNNNNGH

If you can shrink, anything can be macro.

Got a bigger image?

Is Durham even a good city?

This world must burn.

I used to partly hate this show as a kid, but now I appreciate it all the more compared to the trash we have today.

Post a bigger version you flaming queer.

Not him, but here.

Sauce?

And they managed to do that whilst at the same time helping millions of kids come to terms about who they are inside….

Sex fiends with weird fetishes.

Bless the french

Are those tit mouths?
please be tit mouths

Maybe they're boob eyes, like Black Cat.

They're perky tits.