Where were you when Mike finally killed Cinemassacre?

He's a pretty big guy.

MIKE "BIG DICK" MATEI

For you.

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the real question is, has he fucked Mrs. James?

>Some fucking internet nerd has a huge schlong and you are stuck with an average one

HOW CAN NORMIES COMPETE!?

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james outclassed in every possible way

Must be why James is raising his child now.

Maybe that's why they're so angry. They're envious.

How big do you think James is?

Holy bejesus!

I forget the majority of people in that wretched hobby are literal and utter normalfags, and what's worst, normalfags who pretend they are in the game
I would laugh if i wasn't in that hobby, and film is no better

Just when you think avgn can't get any funnier…

JAMES ON SUICIDE WATCH

Their dicks probably pale in comparison to Mike's.

How can you people live with yourselves?

to be fair, he's been on suicide watch at least since the movie he'd worked on for a decade turned out to be a shit

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who?

what makes you think i care?

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This is all funny but that's such a sad picture…

The man just got a whole new level of cucked. The historical cucking, missing a lifetime opportunity and also vanishing from the very legend he started to spread and the opportunity to kill it all by himself

you're right. i would definitely fuck the tranny over the land whale.

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wtf is up with that guys face?

Do you have anymore proof?

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He's butthurt that he has to ride AVGN's coattails He wont be able to hitch a ride on anybody's coattails after this.

Yeah i wouldn't bet on that statement pal

Time will tell. The guy has no actual talent, who would want him after this?

are you implying that james has talent?

So this is entirely fabricated outrage by feminists and goons to shutdown cinemassacre without a single shred of evidence aside from easily manipulated caps and allegations of magic mod powers on imgur Mike doesn't have.

Until someone can post proof of Mikes 10" dong this is just a new tactic for feminists to fire people they don't like:

Much though I never liked Mike much in the past he is basically the only reason James isn't 100% pozzed yet

Then why do they love blacks so much? Checkmate bigot.

No, I'm implying that he has a large fanbase and plenty of e-shekels.

They don't its a small percentage and a jew meme

Not sure I believe that given how censor-crazy this motherfucker is.

Watch any of their recent film reviews, the new shit alien sequel for example - Mike is the only one presenting an opinion that isn't just pandering for fear of the audience disagreeing with them.

Mike is also the one who tells James to relax every time James starts to worry that they might offend someone with stupid jokes, if Mike wasn't there James would just listen to his wife and we all know how well that turned out last time (the massive flop that was the "diverse" "quirky" AVGN movie.)

Better the evil we know

Tbh, if I had 10 inches, I would probably be dying to get it out there as well.

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Cinemassacre would be killed if Mike was fired. He is a major editor that keeps the videos coming at a consistent rate. If he's gone, get ready to see a massive decline in videos because James doesn't have the time to edit with having a child and another one on the way.

I really hope James is aware of the cuck meme.

aware of it? m9, he's living it!

Wow that's a huge fucking dick. I think the only reason people are getting bent out of shape is because of envy.

pleasantly surprised

What the fuck, I want to see what James thinks about Mike's cock dammit

Even if it's true who fucking cares? It's just a picture of a dick.

its triggering to rape victims

It comes with fame.
Remember the Spider-man movie?
The only thing the masses like more than the rise of a hero is the fall of it.
In other words, it's okay to pick your nose when you're a nobody but it's a crime if you do it when you're a somebody.

Wew. He's about as autistic as they come

I was angry at Mike until I saw the throwaway account in the last image. Now I think he did the right thing.

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For what exactly?

I honestly don't give a shit. They can have everyone in the clown circus for all I care.

No one wants to fuck him, relax.

I think they are getting bent, but not by Mike, obviously.

Speak for yourself

Anyway girls aren't 10 inches deep, they're just greedy

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Oh, yes, I'm so invested in this, please tell me more OP I can't stop paying attention to Reddit drama it's so important how can this thing happen on Reddit it's so important that I say on top of everything that is happening on reddit dot com I can't even

Damn that sucks son.

Hahaha, of course not. Mike would never disrespect James by fucking his wife.

Besides, it's a white dick, not black.

Whats wrong with people?

You cared enough to post.

is it disrespect if he wants other men to fuck his wife?

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No that's just a rumor
So you're looking at pictures of cocks online?

Damn, that's pretty tasty. He could easily do porn or camwhoring.

Which he may in fact have to resort to now.

Honestly, consider yourself lucky

Fuck you too

Nice try, Mike.

Still not as big as my dong, though.

The memes were true!

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Racetraitors, all of you. Arabic numerals were invented by shitskins and used by the Jews to brainwash whites by making them think in terms of non-white mathematical formulas. Use Roman numerals unless you want to get hanged on TDOR.

Where were you when you find out Mike has been /ourguy/ all along?

Oh and here is his drunk livestream. Everyone is still trying to find the full version.

youtu.be/NCZx0GDZR7A

web.archive.org/web/20041209005930/thelocobandito.com:80/81304.jpg

Reddit caught wind of it. We're actually never going to see Mike Matei on youtube ever again after this.

web-beta.archive.org/web/20040804190458/http://www.thelocobandito.com:80/mainpage.html
web.archive.org/web/20041209054342/http://www.thelocobandito.com:80/81804.jpg
web.archive.org/web/20041209044823/http://www.thelocobandito.com:80/81404.jpg
web.archive.org/web/20041209052243/http://www.thelocobandito.com:80/81704.jpg
web.archive.org/web/20041208225545/http://www.thelocobandito.com:80/112104.jpg

That's not the same measuring tape. The one in the second pick is thicker than the one in the dick pic.

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You know I wouldn't be surprised of he was the guy that did the decade long Ducktales fanfic

/ourguy/

He does have a very well documented obsession with Ducktales, or at least Scrooge McDuck. He's done several videos about it.

Umm, isn't it his job. People do still work once they have children.

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So how big is his dick?

Wait, my dick is uncut and it doesn't look like that when erect at all
I knew it was small but also knowing it's not normal is shit.

Read the fucking thread

You're born with Aryan genes, user.

this is all too funny.

But I don't see how this ruins his career of making video game videos with his best friend. The comments were already 80% dick related, and Cinemassacre started getting their own sponsors before youtube tightened up the money spigot. Faggots will email the sponsors trying to get them to stop supporting Cinemassacre, but I doubt it will come as a shock that a dude who spends most of his time on the internet posted a dick picture and made racist shit a long time ago (when the internet gave less of a shit. you know, when it was fun).

Can't blame the guy for wanting to show off.

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It can always be worse user en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

This isn't the first time Mike's tried to have something he didn't like purged from the internet. He's spent 5 years taking down reuploads of vid related.

reddit.com/r/GamerGhazi/comments/6er4xl/mike_matei_of_avgncinemassacre_has_been_exposed/
lol

just a bad image

shes pretty cute

No, his dick is that thick that it makes the measuring tape seem thin.
This man should be in porn, he'd make a fortune, especially for blowjob and anal scenes.

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James will never fire him

not only is he his friend of 20 years but mike is his bull and the biological father of his wife's daughter.

the hero we need

This is flat out disinformation. Everyone knows that Jamal is James' bull.
James will never abandon a friend just like he would never abandon his bull.

She was pretty hot before feminism.

she looks like a cunt

That's because 755709 is a grill

His comic strips were hilarious and he has a goddamned tree trunk in his pants. Who gives a fuck?
This is as stupid as the time the internet went retarded over his elmo review. Anyone else remember that shit?

Don't worry user, probably phimosis (tight foreskin) You have to work at pulling it back properly, exposing the head. You probably haven't been masturbating 'correctly' since puberty. Look up some stretching exercises, they should do the trick. Failing that, ask your GP for topical cream, don't let them do surgery, bad option and absolutely unnecessary. I wouldn't sweat it user, there are lots of ways to be handsome and lots of ways to impress!

shopped. no whiteboi dicklet is that big

Cool is not America's beef anymore

Better version

T-t-thanks, I guess

Welcome to Holla Forums:

We take care of each others' penises

He's got an obcession with hating it. This is getting into Holla Forums territory, but it's to do with how Ducktales is how these characters became known in the US despite being based on much better comics.

Mike is God.

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shes don't even try to smile lol.

Which one is his girlfriend again? Is it the one with the huge tits?

left

Fuck me.

whoa easy there tiger, he has a gf

I was pretty sure almost all of Holla Forums users were hung like infants but its nice to have the confirmation.

/tot/ please contain yourself.

Question, why do so many people have pictures of their own fully erect penises. Why would you share that with anyone.This just seems like a bad thing to have on fire since it doesn't seem to have any reasonable usage.

I can confirm that having you erect penis on fire is a bad thing.

In America, chicks request dick pics
They are that degenerate

Sluts are good. I don't like having to work hard to get laid.

Why does that sound believable?

How is that comic racist if it makes fun of every race equally?

It acknowledges races

Whatever happened, the feminists are all over this, trying to force Mike out.

daaaaaaaaaaaaamn

anyone got the cuckold copy paste where mike picks up James and keeps saying miney crafta

Can someone meme me a 15 inch dick please? Also a trillion dollars would be nice.

Because it's making fun of the races who are seen a victims of their criticism.

To them it looks like someone in position of power taking cheap shots at entire groups of people, instead of a harmless silly cartoon.

This penis from a 4chan/tv/ thread in 2016 looks almost identical. It's depicted in a magnum condom, which is what sparked the rumors of Mike's massive manhood in the first place.
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/76712908/

Cross-posting from >>>Holla Forums10014205

woops, forgot spoiler.

Do you think it *thud* the table when he dropped it to measure it?

Now ain't that something

You laugh, but I'm serious. Perhaps if we can match that mole on the left thigh in we can confirm or debunk whether or not this is Mike. Anybody have pictures of Mike wearing shorts or something of that nature? The penis alone in that condom is very striking but we must strive for confirmation.

No man wears shorts so short, that mole is almost in the groin zone
Unless he wears a speedo, plus there's a dot in his left dong side that doesn't appear in your pic

Consider suicide people.

I've considered it and no thanks.

imgur.com/a/UmtCu

She looks like DSP's girlfriend

why is there a fucking christmas elf in the middle of the desert?

Who wouldn't want to brag about having a big dick?

*ex-girlfriend

prove it

encyclopediadramatica.rs/DarkSydePhil/Girlfriend

He talks about it in his recent streams too, not gonna look through them to find it though lol

that's supposed to be a woman?

t. short-penned homo

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a benis? kill?
its a VICTORY. Channel will prosper and expand by these legends and tales of wickedness. Wild west comes in many forms.

I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB

How does this look?

Mike is moonman… Jontron is pepe… Who's James supposed to be?

I was hoping wojack…

Mike just can't help himself.

Butthead.

Protip: 10 inches looks cool as shit but vaginas only go so deep.

t. 6"er

your opinion doesn't matter, shrimp dick

You wish you had a dick the size of a shrimp.

Dubs decides who the last one will be

Spurdo Sparde.

fug

Works for me

there just needs to be more small cock love
all cocks need love

IS THAT MINEYCRAFTA
I LOVE TO SHOW PICS OF MY BIG DICK IN MINECRAP

Mike Matei sex tape

little white dicklets

wow, an aesthetic dick.

Who is the girl?

I heard some mention of his girl having some anxiety attack, but nothing to do with her leaving him I still think your bullshittin me mate

That's what a real big dick looks like.

Mike's is nice but it's thin as fuck.

they just uploaded a new video couple of hours ago.

so much for "killed". cucks and redditors BTFO.

heil'd

When did spitting on everything become popular in porn Hitler?

when amateur porn became a category of it's own in search engines and lube start going for about $5-7 a bottle

requesting official source of the first one.

Because circumcision makes teh penis dry

USA is really a judaized nation it is pathetic.
Circumcucked faggots.

All the burgers have to die.

All circumcised people and niggers ;)

I already said all the burgers.

Keep in mind this is a series that's basically a guy in his basement saying fuck and shit repeatedly along with as many other creative vulgarities and euphemisms they can think of. You draw the line at a dick pic?
Mike was never ever known for his wholesome family entertainment or being a role model. Where does this fucking guy think he is?
Fucking L O L. He's 100x more autistic about video games than James ever was or ever will be. He's the reason AVGN exists and the reason it's all about games in the first place. It's real easy to spot faggots who don't have a rat's ass of clue about shit they spew.

Every circumcised people on the planet, do you understand me Amhed?

Feels better to get it off your chest, eh envious boy, have a nice day ;)

I just want the burgers dead. I don't care about the others.

Muhammadan spotted, I knew it.
You have to die!

Sorry U.S.A., but the country disappearing would gather more good things than bad
Except maybe Chinese hegemony

What did he mean by this?

without big daddy murrica the eurocucks will be taken over by china, based russia, and mudslimes. you better pray they stay there to protect your pacifist asses.

Just noticed the Mike thread is gone on Holla Forums. Weird.

I meant that he is obviously jealous that Mike has a big dick and have kind of a cool job.
The word on the chans is that he is now getting tons of female solicitation each day, all of them pretty and discret girls =^_^=

Conspiracy BS as usual ;)

I think either my net is fucking up, or Holla Forums is. But the thread was there, just reloaded, and now it's gone again.

reddit must die

I have been experiencing some glitches too, I think the FBI is unto us :/

pretty much this.

Wait, what? What would have made him quit?

He didn't quit tho, he's just on hiatus.
He probably quit politics though because of Destiny

when did James get a douchebag tattoo?

What did destiny do?

hello reddit

slowpoke
He lured JontTron to a stream, started gish galloping, and essentially pushed him to share his more extreme beliefs like European colonialism was good, and Wealthy blacks commit more crime than poor whites.

Dude's got a 10 inch dick, I think any insults are just gonna bounce right off.

Ruler trick. 7.5 at best.

Isn't he thin skinned though? Whenever other dramas have happened, like the elmo and gadget stuff, he seems awfully ban happy when people bring it up or make fun.

With daddy america thats currently happening, ZOGbot

i'm good with it happening. we will be happy to take some of those warm water ports you don't need off your hands, eurocuck.

Not an euro, all the world sees you as a danger

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just kill yourself.

I refuse

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To fight for a better tomorrow, if i can't enjoy the pleasures of the flesh, i will dedicate all of myself to change this world for the better, until my body withers and becomes dust
If i can do that, my life will have meaning

hello reddit

Didn't he cry after his debate with Jim?

I don't think only feminists have a problem with showing your circumcised cock to kids.

Did mike fuck your gf with his big cock Holla Forums?

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Don't fall for this shit. sjws have been trying to get him fired since they found out he used to make "racist" comics. This shit is all a coordinated attack by lefty commie scum. Mike's a pretty chill guy.

65% IRC, leafs and australians make a big portion too

It's really easy to find you massive faggot.

hello reddit

thought it was an accident and hoped they ate him alive
now i see it was just a prank bro, i hope all their bitching and whining is for nothing
get dicked on, faggots

Wasn't his dick/account/opinion?
My life's a lie now

The FBI doesn't care if it's your penis or not when you show dick pictures to little children. Another le ebin American prank.

No it's not. I've already looked looking redlight17 and found danikared, but I still can't that particular video you retarded asshole.

Assuming you're white, that's slightly below average. It's not the size of the sword, it's how you swing it.

t. wha boi dickletton

What if I told you I found it in 10 seconds, along with a bunch of others of the same series, would you get mad? Oh wait, you already are

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

TO LOOK AT PICTURES OF HIS FRIEND'S DICK

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Didn't he post a pic a few years ago?

That penis baby is kind adorably hilarious.

Men are more than their penis size, just like how there are women who can be attractive without having huge breasts. With men it's even more true because what makes them attractive is their character and ability to provide.

She is cute ♥

But they come in different sizes. Not hard to buy a 6" banana and take a pic.

Ancient Middle Eastern countries =/= modern shitskin land

Anyone can go on the internet and lie. Using my search results to help you out is what got you there, so you're welcome.

This is true. Women are attracted to three primary characteristics: Height (physical), Money (ability to provide), and Confidence (not being a pushover)

wrong those are Indians numerals, Arabs just as Jews don't invent they steal…
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindu–Arabic_numeral_system

wikiislam.net/wiki/How_Islamic_Inventors_Did_Not_Change_The_World#The_system_of_numbering
I will hunt you down and when I am finished with all your country I will bury you to the ground.

Whatever you wanna tell yourself to feel better lad.

Does that retard not realize that
A. The AVGN was never intended for children and has fucktons of profanity B. James did an episode about Atari porn?

It reminds me of when I played a San Andreas server that banned you if you swore yet, has custom insult animations that let the player do a fake wank.
Their reasoning was because children were on the server.

The chutzpah of these yids

what jew joke?

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I wouldn't say that's a jew joke. doctor and lawyer are considered prestigious professions by all ethnic groups.

In America maybe, a lawyer is very to extremely badly-seen in Latin America and some parts of Eastern Europe (Japs too if my cartoons say something) due to perceived views of rampant corruption and the whole thing of their profession being based on telling lies and defending criminals for money

I can't imagine anyone else doing the voice for this character than mike matei

checked

Or the Christian Battlefield servers that ban swear words, yet the in game call outs for ammo/health have swears in them?

"Give me some fucking ammo!"

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sauce?

fuck

VIXENED
dot com

He is going to get testicular torsion like that.