TEEN PICK UP THREAD - Generous edition

I'm feeling generous today, so i'm gonna share with you some tips.
there are like 3 people left on this board anyway.

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well fuck, guess 3 people was too optimistic.

I'm listening…

Fag

suspicious af tbh

Clicked on it, can confirm.

Ok user.
before you go down that path there are couple of things.

1) picking up teens is NOT easy but its very very rewarding (yes, shooting your load inside a teen pussy feel as good as you imagine, its the best feeling i know)

2) if woman your age don't find you attractive, teens wont either.
i'm sorry, but if you're a 2/10 there is no way you'll be able to pick up a teen.

I can attract women my own age, no problem.

First rule: Girls are dirty sluts slightly above the level of a dog. Don't let them fool you. Their favourite fantasy is rape and they like getting treated like they are nigger slaves serving their masters.

What tha fuck is wrong with you edgy fag, dogs are decent and loyal animals.

Keep going. How do you attract them?

Raw meat.

You are right, my apologies. Career > Dog > girl friend

That is it you mongrel. Women are stupid fucks. When is the last girl you met that knows any high level competition skill.. chess.. esports, sports. They can't even walk safely down the street without thinking about being defenceless.

You lead the dog. The dog wants to sleep in a cage and it wants you to support since its just a dumb dog. Never let the dog out smart you LOL.

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Okay, Chad, here we go: I can attract women initially since I have a very handsome face, but since I am cursed with sometimes robot and sometimes cyborg behavior they get turned off after a couple minutes of conversation. Obviously a dominant and confident "just bee urself"-character isn't in my repertoire. So, how can I be as effectively manipulative as possible? I am particularly dumb in socializing, but in other aspects I'm quite smart. Is there a way to use my strength in order to mask my weakness?

Holy fuck, kys you degenerate crossposting cuckchanfaggot.

Clean up your room and get something to be confident about you autist. hiding your inadequacies isn't going to help you. If you can't understand socializing then repeatedly fail until you get a hang of it.

Good.
when working with teens its highly recommended that you don't shit where you eat.
even if its legal in your jurisdiction, its still looked down upon. and you definitely don't want a jealous teen to snap and accuse you of rape.
make sure you cover your back to a minimum.

Teen unlike women your age don't care about personality, you're older they expect you to be smart and wise.
even then they don't have personalities themselves to compare to.
Just being friendly should work out in most cases.
What teenage girls care about is body (some like money but you really don't want anything to do with those).
Teenage girls are in their prime physically, they know it.
they want a man who is also in his physical prime.
you'll have to stand out among other men, be fit (not muscular) have nice abs.
nice oblique and abs make teens drop like flies.

Don't be picky, picking up teens isn't easy, depending on your country it can be almost impossible, for example teen pick up difficulty in the US is on nightmare mode, its on easy mode in Italy, Spain, and mild in France.

a ratio of 1/10 teen/women opportunity is a good ratio.
teen will not hit on you as regularly as women your age because society told them that its wrong to date an older guy.
luckily, not all of em buy that but a decent chunk do.

like i'v said, don't be piky, a girl with 5/10 face is a good pick, you're not with her for her face anyway, all teenage girls have a solid +8/10 bodies, even the chubby ones are tight and smooth with perky tits, they'll make you cum in no time.

kek

Teens are disgusting

Based US, Europe can keep their whores

Currently working on it, but since it will take some time to get a feeling for socializing, let alone establish definite self-confidence, it won't harm to get the gist of picking up whores before they get all used up.

Thats not a teen

that requires skill that can only be achieved through experience.

find a chat website with chicks on it and train yourself.

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Thanks for the piece of advice. As everyone told me then, I have to face the bloodshed of failure, learning, failure, learning, rinse and repeat until I am consistent in succeeding and honing my social skills.

By the bye, are there any basic principles an autist has to consider that would be otherwise natural for normalfags?

Heh how long since

Even little girls can be thicc

get out pls

Welp.

Step up.

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woulld have been deleted by now

yeah but this group of vols are spergs tbh

they are very quick eçeted CP tbh

deleting*

also quick deleting legal age girls thinking it's cp from what i've seen

would pat on the head
and proceed to violently finger fuck her tbh

what did i miss pedobros?

nice cat pic!

FU user, Dogs are very attractive, I have been with more dogs than humans and that is by choice.

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I think we should resurrect the gorilla warfare subplot in light of all these faggots in Hollywood and politics getting accused of going after the hot teen pussy their accusers all secretly want. But first I think we should talk about how people manage to get so cucked by feminist laws and media bullshit that they actually support their own cuckoldry, and why as says, adults going after teens is sometimes looked down on even in countries where it's legal.

too old

there's a dog that I know that wants more than anything in the world for me to jack it off. Not going down that filthy path, sorry,

Just get a dark spray on tan then fly to Sweden.

Do people really belive this meme?

i guys you guys aren't interested in fucking teens then.

Excuse me?

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There was an image in a previous these by this name which has been deleted. Two girls in pool, one holding her breasts. One had a necklace tattooed on neck.

If someone saved it please post it I would be most grateful.

I found it

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Holy shit this is degenerate.

Not really

yeah and trap,cuck, and other porn is not….

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I'm also a teen who wants to fuck teen sluts, but I'm as ugly as an ogre with little money. Is there anything I can do, or is it hopeless?

Do you ever keep contact with the girls after they turn 18?

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stop being ugly.

no, it rarely last more then 6 months, and thats when i used to date them.
dating a teen is lame because they have no personality so you have nothing to talk about, and you always have to be careful not to get caught by her fam. or seen in public with her.

This is true in every age bracket. There are teens with wonderful personalities and interests in common with you, but they're small in number compared to the rest. The same goes for adults.

Damn, Holla Forums is dead

Fuck you leftycuck

ok.

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Where is Satan anyway?

Chad my boi , youre French right?

plz

Yea

you should do greentexts instead of these lame tips threads tbh

green text of what?

Mr Chad, I'm happy to report that I actually got a teen girlfriend. She's a cute college sophomore (19) and she seems to be quite into me. Will post pic some day in these threads.

Porkin' stories

Hey what's up, user! Am I interupting something?

yes, my fapping session. GTFO, Henson

Glad I already have a seat taken

I don't think these threads are positive for any party involved.

Sup nigga. Stop atention whoring and start giving more advice. For example, what chat sites do you recommend to hone your teens skills? Can you post some captures?

How good is jewbook for netting teens?

>>>/creep/

i already gave that on previous threads.
if you want to train yourself with teens, Omegle (still) is the place to go, maybe some of you know a better place, but its the best i know.
sure it has gotten terrible lately with an awful girl/dick ratio. but you can still meet some.

back in the day 4~5 years ago, it was the only place i went to to pick up.
it has some serious advantage which is 99% anonymity.
you can talk, meet and fuck a girl from there while keeping your privacy (fake name, age, address, etc….)
if you live in a society where fucking a teen isn't socially accepted its definitely a grate place to look.
as a personal rule i avoid shiting where i eat.
when i get a teen i try to let her know as little about me as possible, most of the time i lie.

there are many variables to take into account, what works for me will not work for you and vice versa.
if you're in your late teens early 20s the easiest way to get teens would be to have a friend from Chad's court from highschool

what is that?

No more TPT then.

Sacred blue
It's never over, faggots
Don't give up; Holla Forums yourselfs, cunts

that's a man. post op tranny tbh

man with vagina?

yes?

What do you think post op means, user?

i think she has std

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post op pussy looks like a giant hole tbh

he forgot to shave his asshole

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What's the acceptable distance to drive for PRIME TEEN PUSS-PUSS?

within the borders of your legal state of residence

Oh that's too bad because I don't reside within the boundaries of LEGAL fiction
Was planning to go deflower some thot who put her dad in prison for the bad touch
BRUTAL

not exactly sure what you mean.
i traveled across the country to get my PTP couple of times.