Karl Marx, never ran a company, never held political office, never oversaw any accounts, never held a job – any job...

Karl Marx, never ran a company, never held political office, never oversaw any accounts, never held a job – any job, supported throughout his life by his friend Friedrich Engles, the son of a wealthy factory owner. Considered by many to be the greatest social, political, and economic philosopher of all time. All applications of his theories have ended in failure.

I will tell you what will happen if a socialist revolution aka wealth distributions occurs.

Who do you think this proletariat and "oppressed" people are? You? No. You hipsters are the harmful bourjois element. The true ones are rednecks, white trash and ghetto hoodlums. You hipsters may lead the revolution at the initial stage, but they will be the revolutionaries and they will hate you with the strongest class-hate with all your fancy college education and iPhones. Southern rednecks are more likely to form a common bond with ghetto gangs than with "intellectuals". It has been proven many times in many lands where communism was forced, that when class warfare begins the races and nations forget the hate and unite.

So that's what's gonna happen: Someone will knock at the door of your home in your nice middle class gated community. When you open the door you will find commissar Jamal and commissar Cletus, who will tell you that having such a big house for yourself is not what a true communist does a 2 families of hobos are moving in with you. You will be allowed to have 1 room, 1 bed and necessary personal belongings. Everything else in the house will be shared.

The rich guys who's money you were about to redistribute left the country and suddenly you realize, their Swiss bank accounts are unreachable and there is nothing to redistribute. The corporations go bankrupt collapsing the DOW index, which makes the currency just a fancy green paper worth nothing. Then you realize US was importing food, because there wasn't enough to support 300 millions of people. Importing by paying with money, which is now worth nothing. And then there's hunger. And to suppress the hungry angry mob, who don't give a care about high Marxist ideals and just wants to make everything like it was before, Red Terror starts. With the new NKVD and purges. Eventually commissar Jamal will put you on your knees and shot you at the back of your stupid head for not being dedicated enough.

Welcome to 1917

its this argument again.
go back to Holla Forums.

i-is this copypasta or not
I genuinely cannot tell

commissar Jamal here

we're coming bucko

You're not contributing to anything new; this has been mentioned several times.


You get out too, traitor.

It is.

get it guys, because i have a socdem flag, which means absolutely nothing i say is correct.

Yes.
You are a proto-fascist.

Lazy af. Smh OP.

socdem is dum but sperging out over someone posting with the flag when it has nothing to do with the topic at hand is even more dum

nice buzz word bro

People need to stop misusing the word "fascist". It's probably one of the most misused words in political discourse, much like how "socialism" is too.

No, I don't want this place to get purged by idiots who sleep with liberals and capitalists.

thank you, had enough of adhd children who cant see past pixels………..wait did u call me dum m8

Name an instance of Facism getting into power that was not preceeded by Social Democrats.
Japan, maybe.

Other than that, SocDems keep letting the working class down, alienate them from socialism and accelerate the political momentum of facism.
In this sense SocDem is really the best thing Fascists could have hoped for and is as an ideology even worse that paleoconservatism.

[sperging intensifies]

Please name one instance of facism not being the result of frustration with SocDem or reformist policies.

It's going to be really hard.

Its a fair point and i accept it, but what is misunderstood is that every time fascism has followed Socdems, it was not of the wish of socdems, nor the people but of the brute force ideology of Fascism. Each case had its own complex circumstances and to gather all of them into one bunch then label me, a kid from england, a traitor to the left, is pretty spergy mate.

Please stop derailing the thread, i wanted to contribute and this is gonna be the third thread in a week which is "i have to explain why im a socdem, but im not really, its just my specific case which requires it." get back on track or go sperg on Holla Forums

Yes. All of them caused by reformist treachery.
The fact that Marxism has lead to totalitarian nightmare every time lies at their feet also, therefore SocDems must accept that all they're doing is feed the Fascist machine.

Back on track to what?
Shitposting? The OP is a massive shitpost, why the hell would we stay on topic?

tell me how im feeding fascism, im sitting in a fucking bedroom mate because i have mondays off from college. Im not letting this thread become about me, its identity politics thats ruining politics in its whole. I seek widespread societal change to socialist values through parliamentary reform, if that makes me a "traitor", even though if there were a revolution id be there (hopefully not with you, ya fucktard) then traitor i am.

Eh, what i ment was stop the sperg, because its counter productive.

I've personally given the socdem poster so much shit this week,but I kind of feel bad for him now.

There's a reason we're so hostile to you. At least be and promote actual socialism. If you prefer evolution over revolution or just a lighter socialism, go for some form of market socialism or democratic socialism.

Yes, and then you'll go vote for a reformist Labour asshole who will stab the the working class yet again, and that's all you'll do.
And once that has happened enough times, the people get tired and switch to the extreme right.
This is happening in Europe RIGHT NOW and has happened many times before.

Its a fair enough point and i am reading into other schools of thought which i think are applicable to me and my community.

Holy shit that's some thick ideology you've got going there m8

you are really triggered, huh?

someone please post that image macro. You know the one.

Cant vote yet matey, will be the first time in 2020, and its likely i will vote for labour, because they are likely to have the set of policies i agree with at the time, but arent the ultimate desirable option. if thats fascism then fuck me, i must be a nazi eh? jees you are fucked by my ideology arent you?

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hahahahahahaha you're underage? Hahahaha, then okay. You're not that bad then.

I don't think you can get banned for being underage in Holla Forums though.

this ere chan is a spoopy place, anything could happen.

dont get it twisted, im not like 12, just narrowly missed the EU vote by 4 months, but thank you, i wish my dad would say that more

such ideology

His ideas are AIDS but he seems like a nice guy. Don't bully him over his flag.

Sorry fella, someone accused you if being "triggered" which means you're wrong. At least you can take solace in the fact that you weren't called "mad."

A liberal communist Marxist professor and union organizer was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Ayn Rand!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, libertarian and anarcho-capitalist student who had read all the works of Ludwig von Mises, Freidrich Hayek, Murray Rothbard, Milton Friedman and Ayn Rand and understood the necessity of markets and fully supported all privatizations made by conservative governments stood up and waved a Gadsden Flag.

"Don't you know that free markets and capitalism are responsible for every good that's ever existed?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite communistically and smugly replied "Oh, you mean like horrific inequity, starvation, homelessness, unemployment, endless crisis, upheaval, uncertainty, environmental destruction, and uncounted wars for empire"

"Wrong. That's crony capitalism"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Das Kapital. He stormed out of the room crying those commie crocodile tears. The same tears commies cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor.

The students applauded and all registered Libertarian that day and accepted the Market as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Free Trade" flew into the room and perched atop the Gadsden Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Atlas Shrugged was read several times, and Ron Paul himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Don't Tread on Me.

And the students name?
Albert Einstein.

Nice copypasta

Karl marx was jewish and spent most of his free time rubbing his hands together and muttering "stupid goys".

He also slept with a big bag of money with a dollar sign on it.

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You've been shitting up the board so hard over the past two days you've made me sympathetic to Holla Forums shitposters by comparison.

this meme
suddenly being a columnist for actual newspapers is not a job

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this one fam?

It is two pastas in one.

Obligatory /marx/ meme analysis

That is great pasta.

However, the pinkos never let reason sway them. Emotional twats.

That is great pasta.

However, the pinkos never let reason sway them. Emotional twats.

That was a great double post.

Edgy comment you got there friendo.

Are we getting raided by Holla Forums? What is up with all these Nazis and lolberts lately.

(Also, this pasta is meant to be wrong. It's fucking bait. You just proved how much of a dumbass you are.)

That is great pasta.

However, the pinkos never let reason sway them. Emotional twats.