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So How Do You Wipe Again Holla Forums

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Wiping is for betas.
My wife licks my butthole clean for me.


The REAL question is: Fold or Scrunch?

idk loljk XD

Sit wiping is for fags

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FTFY
Pic related, what I do with my toilet paper

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putting your fingers in your ass is always gay OP why would you wipe if you are straight?

How the fuck is this a data mining thread? Lol.
I poor cat nip on my ass and have my cats lick it clean

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Who the fuck stands straight up to wipe?
It's more like you lean forward a bit so your ass is far enough off the toilet to wipe without accidentally touching the rim.

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How the fuck could you sit wipe? I bet you use the same technic to wipe your pussy, Am I right Faggot?

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Seems practical. I will do it this way from now on.

squatting

i wipe by reaching in-between my legs because i'm not a fat waste nor am i a disgusting idiot who gets shit on his balls

ya you do

jfc ya hold your balls with one hand and reach with the other it's not hard especially if you shave your ass crack and eat healthy so you're not cleaning up a total mess

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nigger you're the fag if you're worried about posturing your masculinity with your ass crack

spiral tbh

nigger

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I sit and use my other hand to spread my asscheeks to get a clean wipe.

ANYONE THAT STANDS TO WIPE IS A FAGGOT AND PROBABLY TAKES IT IN THE ASS ON A REGULAR BASIS

I don't wipe anymore tbh.
I hired a 10 year old Korean girl to lick me clean.
Works like a charm, and it is cheaper than TP.

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I wash my ass.

with a blowtorch.

wait wait bruv, people legit stand up to wipe butte?

I use a bidet.

Children under 12 shouldn't be allowed to wipe themselves tbh. They tend to waste toilet paper.

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That girl definitely shouldn't be allowed to wipe. In fact, don't let her anywhere near a toilet.

I'd willingly suck her ass clean for her.

That's gross. You don't know where she's been.
I'm sure she could figure out a solution on her own.

would that be …. a final solution …. per chance?

I don't think so. It'd need changing ever few hours.

woh woh i get it! u said final solution like the one the nazi ppl came up a with in the ww2! thas funny xD

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I get my ass up and wash myself out in the shower because i'm not a lazy ass wasteful piece of shit with probably dried poop and matted paper glued to my underside
if you don't wash inside the butt it's not really clean

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If you have a daughter, remember to wipe front to back.

Sitting down

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pooping is not based

This is what gets said to me via v2k.
Shit.

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2nd image is bullshit. the patent only presents that direction because it was the most convenient for illustration purposes

proven wrong & still tries to prove why he's right. Sad

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