GREETINGS, HUMANS. MY NAME IS KENANANDKEL AND I COME FROM THE PLANET RAIOVAC...

Ayy lmao lmao ayy ayy?

HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT
BITCH

I COME HERE OUT OF MY OWN FREE WILL TO SPREAD KNOWLEDGE AND YOU SPACERETARDS ONLY BOTHER TO MAKE SILLY COMMENTS. I MUST ASSURE YOU THAT IMPORTANT MATTERS ARE BEING LEFT ASIDE.

(checked)
Are you related to Hitler then?

LAST TIME I HAPPENED TO CHECK HITLER WASN'T AN ALIEN SUCH AS MYSELF.
MY PAPA DOESN'T LIKE SPACEJEWS TOO MUCH, THOUGH.

I'll let you sink that in for a moment

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How do we stop the Jews?

HE IS NOW CONSIDERABLY ANGRY AGAIN BECAUSE I MENTIONED SPACEJEWS
HE TOLD ME HE IS ABOUT TO ENTER BURSTING MODE

MY PAPA, THAT IS

I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH EARTHLING JEWS, BUT IF THEY ARE ANYTHING LIKE SPACEJEWS RAPING THEM IN THE ASS IS THEIR BIGGEST WEAKNESS.
I UNDERSTAND THAT THAT VIOLATE HUMAN LAWS AND SHALL GRANT YOU TIME IN PRISON, BUT AS MY MAMA ALWAYS USED TO SAY: "FUCK DA SPACEPOLICE"

SHE IS NOT BLACK, THOUGH

ALSO, MY BROTHER SPACEPABLO IS LOOKING FOR A JOB IF ANYONE HERE IS INTERESTED IN HIRING HIM.
HE CAN DO A VAST ARRAY OF TASKS THAT DON'T REQUIRE MENTAL OR PHYSICAL PROWESS.

I've found a wonderful song. Make sure you share it with everyone
youtube.com/watch?v=PfTORdsPspw

I AM UNBOTHERED BY YOUR WEAK ATTEMPT TO UPSET ME, EARTHLING
COMPLETELY UNBOTHERED

Fuck off, we're full you double alien

Was it one of your asshole relatives that crashed in Roswell years ago?
Why do you aliens like to do anal probes?
Who is better Kirk or Picard?
Did Mork from Ork really commit suicide or did he just go home?

WE ARE FULL OF SPACEPEOPLE LIKE HIM HERE TOO SO I GUESS ONE OF US HAS GOT TO GIVE IN AND IT WILL NOT BE ME, I AIN'T HIRING NO GODDAMN SPACELATINO EVEN IF HE IS MY FUCKING BROTHER
PAPA DOESN'T GIVE A SINGLE SPACESHIT ABOUT HIM EITHER, IT'S JUST MAMA THAT SEEMS MORE ACCEPTING TOWARDS HIS KIND AND LESS TOWARDS THE SPACEPOLICE

Pretty assuming of you for an alien.
WTF makes you think there are acutal humans on Holla Forums?

YES
WE HAVE A SAYING THAT GOES LIKE "A MAN THAT NEVER PROBED IN A ROBE WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO FUCK IN A TRUCK"
PICARD, OBVIOUSLY. THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL QUESTION LMAO
MORK WAS ALWAYS A LITTLE LOOSE IN THE HEAD. WHO WOULD HAVE WASTED SUCH A GOOD PUSSY BY JUST FUCKING OFF? I GUESS HE REALLY KILLED HIMSELF

we are all real human beans

Would you take me back to your planet and let me breed with your women to build you an army of soldiers to one day return to earth to conquer and destroy the human race..Nothing gonna be left but niggers, wetbacks, gooks, indians, transgenders and Canadians anyway.

No, we are not.
TBH.

Holla Forums IS FULL OF RETARDS, FAGGOTS, TRAPS AND NIGGERS
IF YOU WERE NOT HUMANS, YOU WOULD BE SPACERETARDS, SPACEFAGGOTS, SPACETRAPS AND SPACENIGGERS

You say that as if you believed such things did not exist in similar quantities as human versions do.

Space travel must be boring as fuck. How do you pass the time?

IT IS OK WITH ME, BUT I HIGHLY DOUBT YOUR FEEBLE HUMAN PENIS CAN DO ANY GOOD TO THE 12-INCHES-WIDE ASSHOLES AND VAGINAS THAT OUR FEMALES HAVE
ALSO THE HUMAN RACE WILL PERISH BY THE YEAR 2023

I HAVE BEEN LURKING IMAGEBOARDS FOR QUITE SOME TIME, WE DON'T NEED A CONNECTION TO ACCESS YOUR INTERNET
ALSO ANIME IS QUITE GOOD

What about others?

Are you also tired of seeing this damn alien "aesthetic" everywhere?

THEY DO, BUT THEY DO NOT KNOW OF/USE Holla Forums
THEY USE /spaceb/, AND THAT HAS BEEN CANCER SINCE '08

Here is Taylor Swift holding a replica dildo of my dick. I consider it pretty big for a human.

YES IT IS REALLY OVERUSED RIGHT NOW, AND SINCE I AM AN ALIEN IT IS JUST REGULAR "AESTHETIC" FOR ME
I HAVE NO IDEA IF THAT IS BIG OR NOT FOR A HUMAN, BUT CERTAINLY NOT BIG FOR US. UNLESS YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF A 1-YEAR-OLD BABY, IT PROBABLY WOULD NOT BE VERY OPTIMIZED FOR SPACEFUCKING

Do you fug peridot?

NO NIGGA, I HAVE HIGHER STANDARDS THAN THIS BLOATED MESS

JUST LOOK AT THIS SPACEATROCITY

Are you friends with E.T.?
Do you have technology that is better than ours?
Are you pissed at Captain Steven Hiller and David Levinson for blowing up your Mother Ship on Independence Day 1996?

E.T. DIED OF A COCAIN OVERDOSE BACK IN '95, I GUESS THE SPACEFAME REALLY TOOK A TOLL ON HIM. HE WAS REGARDED AS THE ALIEN MACAULAY CULKIN, NOW HE IS THE ALIEN DEAD MACAULAY CULKIN
ASIDE FROM OUR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT SPACESHIPS AND INFINITE INTERNET RANGE, NO. WE JUST HAVE PRETTY BIG SHLONGS.
I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT THAT INCIDENT, I DO NOT WANT MY PAPA GETTING ANY ANGRIER

Are you sure about that?

OH MY
I MAY RETHINK MY WORDS

One of your buddies was found drunk and unresponsive. Or best doctor tried to bring him back to life by trying to suck out all the alcohol through his penis, but he died anyway. We put him in a museum so kids can make fun of him.
And is this last guy your Papa?

HIS LACK OF A 12-INCH-WIDE PENIS MAKES IT CLEAR THAT HE IS ONE OF THE LOWER CASTS OF OUR SOCIETY, SO NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU DO TO HIM
MY PAPA GOT SO ANGRY WITH THAT QUESTION THAT HE IS NOW COMPLETELY IN BURSTING MODE

ONLY A FOOL WOULD TRY TO MAKE MY PAPA ANGRY. HE HATES FOOLS. AND JEWS. HE LIKES TO CALL THEM JOOLS.
EXPECT CONSEQUENCES.

Will Trump make America great again or are we fucked?

not OP, but if you think any president will maga you are retarded

HE WILL MAKE AMERICA VERY SLIGHTLY LESS SHITTY, BUT IT WILL ALL BE FOR NAUGHT WHEN 2023 ARRIVE.

Will the Christians be raptured before 2023 or is that all pooh pooh?
Why don't you aliens do us a favor and blow us up now?

THAT'S ALL POOH POOH
BECAUSE WHY WOULD WE WAST BOMB MONEY ON YOU? WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT TARGETS. BESIDES, ANIME WOULD STOP EXISTING.

kek

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