I have $1000 in the bank right now and I'm still living with my parents and have no financial obligations

How do I get into cryptos? Is there a good blogpost ?

BUY THE DIP

meep meep whatever you do, don't spend all your income on milkduds and video games tbh no homo

Save the money so you can move out you fucking NEET

I pirate all my games and don't eat junkfood, so I'm good on that shit.

I might get into Monero. What are your thoughts on ARK, user? It's pretty cheap right now, but it's fluctuating between $2 and $4. If I can buy $500 worth of ARK while it's only $2, then I get another $500 profit if it rises back up to 4.

I have a job, user. That's where I got the $1000 from.

I live in a redneck ghost town so there's a shit ton of opportunity in the "downtown" area that's nothing but piss stains and "for lease" signs everywhere. Starting a business is pretty hard when you're not an active consumer though because you're not participating in too many markets, therefore you're not entirely sure about the demand or value of what you're selling.

Remedial English classes would be a very good place to start.

Fuck off m8, my English is beautiful. Kill yourself.

buy 1000 dildos and mail them to the white house

moving out of your parent's house

Gym membership

Nice clothes and shoes, just one set is fine for now

Hygiene items

Some mode of transportation. Bus pass, bike, anything

Alright, now get all those things and get a job you fucking loser

This

Also, education. Community college or trade skill apprenticeship.

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bitcoin

Fuck off, I'm not from reddit. It's totally normal to put a space between paragraphs. If anything, you're a newfag for giving a fuck.

ride the crypto wave and pull out before everyone realises only btc has value.

Execute the reddit normalniggers

What do I invest into?

Oil drilling obviously

vanguard mutual funds
that is all. you have 1000 dollars and no chance at making money investing that on your own. or open a 401k

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virtual reality pony porn

crypto you dipshit. i love little girls and i have 46btc worth of cryptos invested since last year. fight me. oh you have to go back to work after your boss gave you a 3 day weekend out of the 5 in the whole year if he was not kike enough.

A job

Why the fuck was my image deleted

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yey, my deleted is being used.

mods are swell peeps, that's why

buy OC so you can LARP better

Do it you lazy faggot. You don't need a business license and all that shit until you're making enough for it to change your taxes

Because Dysnomia is a cunt.

This, tbh.

and how it will change EVERYTHING, not just our conceptions about money.
Start educating yourselves Holla Forumsros. We're still at the very beginning stages of discovering all the ways humanity as a whole could profit from this still somewhat new disruptive technology. We have it within our power to change the world in meaningful ways in a decentralized manner; or we can just leave it all up to archaic centralized control structures like we always have before. It's no wonder the elite think of us as cattle, mere chattel. Slaves…
WAKE THE FUCK UP!
4 and a half years ago I put a thousand dollars into blockchain technologies. I spent and still spend about 3 hours a day moving my investments around, fairly conservatively too. I am now sitting on almost a quarter million dollars in assets.
You can do it to. The crypto bull-run is far from over.
Millenials!
EDUCATE YOURSELVES.
No one else will.

Video games and fleshlight

exact same boat as OP, but I also have 8000 DGB
thinking about buying a shotgun and some anime figures

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I think I read your post loud and clear.
You think only BTC has value because you have no clue what blockchain technology actually is.
No problem. Most will never get the concept and will get left in the dust. Choke on mine.

I am finding the less money i have, the less I am using, and the more happy and content I am.

But then - I am retarded.

coinmarketcap.com/currencies/pepe-cash/

Here. Have some more.
dgbfaucet.club/

No way to prove its real or otherwise gtfo