It's time to stop

what would you do?

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Whip open my Thinkpad® and shitpost on Holla Forums about it.

Not a Holla Forums regular here, can someone give me a quick rundown?

Holla Forums has fetish for fat autistic fucks. Hence all the Stallman and Fagioli love.

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Tell him that I'm a time traveller and that, unless he kills himself at this exact moment, the entire world will fall into a dystopia by 2050. You see, as long as Fagioli keeps writing his shitty articles, they take up more of the Holla Forums catalog. This means that a thread for developing a decentralised chan in Rust is pushed off page 15 into the abyss. Even though we didn't know it at the time, that imageboard project would turn out to be the only refuge from the Routine Multinational Surveillance (RMS) Act, which destroyed any chance of legal anonymity on the internet forever. There was a competitor chan written in C, but, as we all know can happen when you don't use memory-safe languages, that fell prey to a buffer overflow vulnerability developed by the CIA, thus rendering the internet completely and eternally fettered to the globalist 1984 reality of constant surveillance.

I hope you enjoyed your sub, Brian. Because when we get to the top floor, Brian, you have a choice to make.

so why are rice threads not allowed?

You're welcome ;)

Because they are neither