Dolphin pussy worship thread

Dolphin pussy worship thread

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homo detected

Did he ever fuck it?

Well he can't NOT fuck it.

Unfortunately no, there has never been videos of PIV sex with dolphins. I imagine the first man to do so will be looked on like a Christopher Columbus or Buzz Aldrin of bestiality community.

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why is it so erotic?

It would literally tear his dick off if he tried. It's only there to be admire, stroked and locked my humans unfortunately. There is a video of a guy getting face fucked by a male dolphin but I don't have it and it's gay.

sauce

I didn't save it but it can't be hard to find, it was pretty unique. It is doing the trick where they stand on their tail and it thrusts into his face about 4 times. It is really short and not very impressive.

Science will come up with a way to fuck a dolphin. It just has to.

Not just his face but right into his mouth. It is a real facefucking. Just search variations of "dolphin blowjob" and you'll find it eventually.

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Does anyone have that webm of someone jerking a dolphin off and it cums?

?, if you are a lime then please find your aqua , your pisces already , if you are an orange find your grey , your amforius , if you are an aqua , a pisces , find your lime , and if you are a grey , an amforius , find your orange , please stay safe ,.

., sage ,.

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kys retard are you illiterate or something?

I resent that accusation.

Dude, that poor fingering technique is why you're single and don't have a dolphin waifu.

do not sexualize the dolphin

too late

oh no

dolphins are lewd

Dolphins want to be fucked dude, and it's up to us to find a way.

meep meep tastes like human tbh no homo

complete bullshit. there are no videos of dolphin sex because zoologists can identify a dolphin by it's fins and the trainer will immediately get identified and arrested.

these fuckers have absolutely amazing stashes of this shit they keep locked away, we only have what we have because somebody literally stole it off of a trainers hard drive

Damn, look at that tight lil thing.


This is false. I've seen a thirty second vid ending with a out of cunt cumshot.

Video needs one of those bugs that get in the fish mouth and take over for the fishes tongue to jump out on him.

diamonds. In other news that "guide to fucking dolphins" is starting to sound like it was legit.

Scientists are working on a dolphin to English translator, so be prepared for abuse to be exposed.

Human female vagina smells like fish.
Does dolphin female vagina smell like human?

Hello virginfag. Most women actually wash their vaginas.

It looks much better than horse's tbh,

Dolphins would not need to make excuses for a stretched out pussy.

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insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm

there used to be a more detailed page

The guy obviously didn't care about being identified because his face was in the video. They aren't just kept in parks either, I'm sure if you are a rich degenerate you could aquire a dolphin and pay a guy to let it do stuff to him. I have seen the video with my own eyes and it is real.

hi

Disbelievers BTFO

Why isn't it a woman? Seriously.
A dude?
We have to have a guy blow the dolphin?
You'd think the first step is women blowing the dolphin and having sex with it before the gay shit shows up.

Does this guy have a gf and does he have dolphin ornimates everywhere?
Is she unaware he somehow has access to a dolphin and is blowing it?

I mean holy fuck how many people have access to a fucking dolphin? Are there couples who are totally into dolphin?

Judging this video I think that this may be the first blowjob this guy did. The dolphin is almost pre-ejaculatory.

Who has a 5 second blowjob seriously

that is dolphin penis, so I am going to have to ask you to get that out of here

I'm gonna hafta disagree with you, there.

But I'm gonna disagree with you, too. Just because it doesn't matter, they had sex.

dolphins are lewd

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dolphins are lewd

It sounded like the dolphin really enjoyed that tbh

wew

I fucking hate that word in porn. How do you "worship" a body part?

fags are the only ones degenerate enough to suck off a dolphin for free

That guy is part of a very exclusive club. He is winning at life while you complain about gay people on the Internet.

did you miss the part where the videos were stolen? iirc people went to prison over some of these vids

I just saw the clip years back, laughed at it and moved on. He was caught and imprisoned? That sucks, the dolphin clearly enjoyed it.

Yea the gay dolphin cock sucking club.
These people shouldn't be winning bro.

So, you're pro sucking dolphin cock? Is that your official stance?

Maybe you should move to japan. I hear they eat a dolphine there. I'm sure you can find someone who will let you blow a dolphin before they, you know, murder it.

I think you meant doorfin. They don't call them dolphin.

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Are dolphins tight?

I'm neutral but judging from the jizz and sounds the dolphin enjoyed it. It's not like he raped it or anything he just helped it to get off which was probably a huge release for the dolphin that has to spend it's days doing circles in a tiny (compared to the area it would normally cover) tank. It's weird sure, but I don't really care what he does with his free time.

Thanks for your opinion hedonist. Your opinions are completely unpredictable and belong in every conversation.

theres goes my nofap record

I'm conservative.

Conservative hedonist. Congrats.

How so? Why should I care about a guy giving a blowjob to a dolphin? If he assraped it I would be alarmed but I guarantee your the dolphin enjoyed that suck.

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meep meep that dolphin is screaming rape but nobody came to his rescue teebeeaytch no homo

Why were we put here? Just to suffer?


Outright fabrication. Dolphin girls do climax quickly and have more muscular control. That's fairly it. Makes sense really, they have to keep seawater out of the vaginal canal and partner dick inside.

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i guess he liked it

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you need to put on some Portishead before you give that porpoise head.

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Faggot.

That dolphin will be erpp erpping about that for a while.

Hey, how about an anatomically correct robot dolphin? Would be cheaper to make than a real doll, could be animated.
hey man, it might be easier and quicker to make realistic AI for animals robots than humans. so a fuckable AI dolphin that could really love you is maybe, what, 15 years off?

disgusting

For fuck sake, I clicked and downloaded this on my phone by accident. I'm currently getting my sécurity pass aproved to work in a federal building, I'm so getting fired when they chek my internet history. Fucking shit host!

Dolphin percent disgusting amirite?

you deserve it

Dolphin don't have tits.
Only a faggot would fuck something tittyless.

ur gay tbh

it is a vagina, how is fucking a vagina gay? it is by definition not gay for a man to fuck a female in the pussyhole.

No you're gay for posting little boys picture.

if traps aren't gay and they have tits how is it gay to fuck a titles female dolphin born a female dolphin who identifies as a female dolphin. are you trying to species shame me?

agree with this guy on issue mentioned

Because the clit is so long it is a feminine penis, but guess what a feminine penis is still gay and so are traps who don't have tits.

Dude I knew a trap, Dude sir, I fucked a trap, sir you are not trap expert. sometimes they have the tits and the stubble. Dolphins don't have stubble. and they have muscular water pussys that aren't filled with shit.

Fucking a dolphin is as gay as fucking a little girl. Tbh fam

besides you could fuck every dolphin in the world and be sure it never was the BO of a shitty comie board. but fuck a tranny and you could never be sure if the poop chute you were shoving your man meat up into was a commie BO or just a sweet girl with an extra big clit and two dangly balls.

Pedos get cheeks busted

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I never posted a boy tbh
At least without a girl there too

nothing gay about that, gayj

That's a little boy. Having long hair dosen't make it a girl, having tits filled with glands and not just fat, does.

They both have dicks.

nothing gay about dolphin sex

If you're not gay, why do you post drawings of naked man?

uh oh dolphin, that guy just watching doesn't have a face!

At least he won't transform into a gay, for seing an other man naked.

Thank you anons now I need to ad a new thing to my long list ((((THINGS THAT I WANT TO FUCK BUT IS NOT ALLOWED BY THE LAW)))) female dolphin

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MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS

have fun in jail dog fucker

Dolphins smarter than most SJWs. Can support themselves and can swim.
and Dolphins always have

*TIGHT PUSSY*

Dolphins feel pleasure and love
unlike most SJWs.

Dolphins should get waterballs so they can walk on land and SJW should have to scuba.

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I feel sorry for these dolphins tbh. They should be living free and wild, but instead they're in a water pool at some water jailzoo where the wardens are bipedal humanoid faggots wearing faggoty waterproof skins. Misanthropy intensifies!

Now with that out of my system, does anybody have some proper dolphin porn, like the fag BJ one but by a woman damn it?

nobody gives a shit about stupid ass dolphins

Fuck you, dolphin meat is pretty fucking good
Therefore, I give a shit and you should speak for yourself
TBH, I've never had dolphin meat but I'm itching to try some

I do, we have aliens in our own backyards and don't even realize it. Just because they don't have the tools to build doesn't make them inferior to us, they have their own complex language and societies just like we do.
My only hope is that I live long enough to see their language translated so we can communicate with another species in their own language for the first time in human history.
Considering how ignorant we are of our own planets ocean who knows the kind of insights they could have.

OK now I will write a serious post to honor your dubs. I posit that dolphins and other suchlike animals will forever be limited in how much they can advance towards an intelligent civilization due to one main thing: lack of opposable fingers on opposable limbs. I'm not even trolling these critters adorable as they may be will never fucking build anything. Crabs have a better fucking chance to evolve into a civilization than dolphins. Not to mention that living under water destroys the chance of harnessing fire and electricity so good luck with working up to space exploration.

Sure they're far from the level of civilization thats defined by humans but to say they don't have their own form of dolphin civilization is ridiculous. Just look up videos of dolphin pods online and you'll see them congregating in groups in the 10s of thousands, just because they can't build cities doesn't mean they have no civilization of their own.

Other animals can flock together in large numbers too. As for having some social hierarchy would you call wolves or hyenas civilized? So, not able to build city = no civilization, in my opinion. Next up for reaching civilization are probably chimpanzees. Future chimps could have their own countries in a few hundred thousand years.

But not to derail, I'm not a dolphin hater. If they're really so smart as you wish them to be (even though they have no use for such advanced intelligence because they can't build anything so WHY would they evolve such intelligence in the first place) I am all in favor of welcoming them into the human world and feed them fish. The Combine from Half-Life 2 could be us humans, but without the evil elements. We already have dogs and horses under "leadership", and dolphins would be a cool addition.

Intelligence doesn't evolve to build shit, it evolves because you need intelligence to be able to understand complex social dynamics. Thats why social creatures are also the most intelligent ones.

Would you say ants or bees or termites are civilized because they can build their own cities? Or how ants have dominated aphids and turned them into their own livestock much like we've dominated cows, does that make them a civilization?
I'm of the opinion that its the social aspects that determine what is and isn't a civilization, I wouldn't consider wolves or hyenas a civilization because they have no complex language or social structure, its all very basic.

Dolphins on the other hand are very complex, for example its known that they even have their own names and can be called out of a group of dolphins just like you can call a human out of a group by calling their name. That complexity of language only exists in the most intelligent animals on earth.

I think they provide a unique opportunity that doesn't exist in any other animal for actually communicating with another species using their own language. We've experiemented with other primates by teaching them sign language in order to communicate but thats limited by their intelligence and their own languages aren't nearly complex enough to communicate using them so dolphins are really our only option.

I do not agree with this. In my opinion intelligence "evolves" from the need to understand the world (nature), because when you want to do something that the world opposes you have to figure out how to beat the world. Meanwhile understanding complex social dynamics may very well boil down to irrational feelings and chemical signals.

In case of dolphins I believe their intelligence is due to their echolocation capability which later gave rise to their language. But even if that's true I admit it does not support my point above, because echolocation is just a sensor mechanism like eyesight, not really building anything.

You nerds are forgetting the most important thing about dolphins: they're fucking sexy.

Not true sir. We just needed pauses from fapping.
So it needs to be asked, anybody here been in dolphin pussy? Is it even possibru?

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I want to believe, but if there's no video of it then it's probably made up bullshit. And don't tell me it's illegal because that would kill my remaining faith in the human race. Bestiality must not be illegal if the animal isn't harmed, goddammit.

What's even the point in doing that?

it's illegal you fucking degenerate

man I bet that dolphins has a

*TIGHT PUSSY*

(lol I don't even undertsnad this meme)

why is it illegal? why does the government have to stop our sacred love? it isn't like it is something completely disgusting and immoral like pedophilia or anything. dolphin sex is healthy and a past time of the god. pedo stuff calcifies the optic nerve.

Lick my calcified nutsack you fish fucker.

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me and my dolphinfu will be waiting as you and your victem wade in the water. she will be under water and I will be too with a snorkel. then as you begin your tickle felony game we will rush forward. I will save the child while dolphinfu gives you a torn asshole and then fill it with sonic waves.

It's legal in Cali

That filename is not cool