In front of you there are eight men. One is a Muslim, one is Jewish, one is from Los Angeles, one is from Liverpool, one is Japanese, one is Brazilian, one is a Communist and one is French. They are all about to be electrocuted to death. You must choose one to save or you will be shot to death.
I'm willing to gamble with the French person. They can either be super cool or total faggots. Either way they make great food.
Jaxson Thompson
I save the scouser and use his natural talent to employ him as a oliver twist-esque pickpocket in return for food and board.
Camden Morgan
They would still find a way to play victim and blame you somehow and you damn well know it.
Josiah Turner
Would save the nip. How is this even a hard question?
Joseph Perry
this
nip or Frenchman are only decent options
Jose Rogers
Is this even a question? Save the Jap (and cuck him).
Brandon Long
Frenchie is ok if he's foreign French or foreign legion. Native France French are usually dicks unless they come from the few rural towns left.
Angel Robinson
I grew up in a predominantly Jewish community, and many of my closest friends throughout my life have been Jewish. And my sister-in-law is Jewish. So… the Jew.
Let the hatred commence.
Levi Bennett
How do you know if you are driving through Liverpool? Your watch disappears when you flick your cigarette out of the window.
Adrian Torres
kek
96 dead.
Dylan Watson
meep meep be a chap, save a Jap tbh
Angel Ross
The communist, because they can hold their alcohol when we drink all fukin night
Nathaniel Moore
Ill save the Brazilian because he's guaranteed to die in 5-7 months anyways.
Michael Nelson
Everyone saying they'd save the Liverpudlian, keep in mind that OP described some of the others as Japanese, Brazilian and French, but didn't call the Liverpudlian "English." He just said "from Liverpool." It's a trick. He's a Paki or Indian Muslim, so there are 2 Muslims in the group.
Jace Flores
I save the jew. Jews are the most likely to have money.
Liam Bennett
The woman.
Ryan Ward
me
Carter Sanchez
true, but they didnt get all that money by handing it out like halloween candy… you probably would even get a "thank you"… i'd save the jap japs are fun… brazilians are fun too but they're also overly "crime-y" if you catch my drift….
Chase Richardson
Liverpool, because we could talk about his experiences of taking the ferry across the Mersy.
Bentley Jackson
The brit since am brit
Benjamin Collins
...
Anthony Gonzalez
user you made a mistake. You listed muslim three times!
Michael Moore
Frenchie is a nigger
Christopher Garcia
Save the jew, because the world needs the jews.
Josiah Williams
t. Amerimutt
Luke Bennett
The youngest
Carter Garcia
ill save my fellow muslim tbh
Robert Morales
I would not. Never know who supports ISIS. Sometimes I wonder if the stranger who's recording of the azan that plays in my house isn't also in ISIS
Jordan Brown
I'd save the Muslim.
Anthony Nguyen
muslims who do research on Isis dont support Isis tbh
Charles Sullivan
100% of muslims that I've met do not do research
Ryan Jones
READ THE FUCKING QURAN YOU IMBECILS
Jackson King
most do actually
Jonathan Harris
then why do they say ISIS is not muslim? that's declaring takfir, the samething that ISIS does allowing them to kill whoever they declare apostate
Then jews are in control of the house of allah. why aren't all muslims unifying against saudi arabia? obviously muslims are brainwashed even if you may not be
Nicholas Perry
many Muslims are against SA, and I'm 100% sure many Muslims who live in Saudi are also against the Saudi govt
Jeremiah Hughes
I'd save the brazilian cause they're mostly chill & relaxed ppl.
Nolan Cruz
yea yea but you ignored what I said the fundamental understanding of takfir is completely missing in Islam today
Leo Martin
Define communist??? Is this based on today or what