Virgin Questions

OP may be a virgin but he will never be as pathetic as your post is.

1- just tried this with my gf the other day, worked out quite well. easier to cum from a BJ (some people don't cum from bj's normally) but took a bit of effort. not all girls can take you in that far either, because gag reflexes are a thing.

2- never had one night stands but from what i hear people tend to just get to general fucking to get it over and done with. if there's no intention of building a lasting relationship, there's no intention of doing all the intimacy building like that. suck, fuck and cum then leave.

3- love yourself, and don't be /too/ big. i'm a bit chubby myself, my last girlfriend was BBW size, my new one is fun sized.

4- not really. trim it a bit, but good girls will tolerate it.

5- don't know that one. guys don't really lose their sex drive AFAIK.
improve yourself (workout/like yourself/get hobbies n shit) and the rest will just work itself out eventually.

You're putting the pussy on a pedestal. Don't put the pussy on a pedestal. Quit worrying about getting laid and just meet people. Chances are you'll run into a girl who likes you and one thing will lead to another. There's also a chance you can have busbody friends who try and hook you up with people, but I wouldn't recommend it. They usually try to pair you with people they think you'd look good with, or some other superficial bullshit.

If you just want sex, try craigslist or tinder or whatever. Finally, sex isn't the end-all-be-all of existence. It's not going to solve your problems, and the slight ego boost that you get from it is only relevant to dipshits who keep track of how many people they've laid, most people do not give a shit.

1. that position isn't that good for either person from my experience, not comfortable
2. I don't have one night stands, been in a committed relationship for several years now
3. I don't watch porn so I don't know
4. body hair isn't pleasant, but won't ruin the experience unless you're planning on oral.
5. You're older than me, but listen. Sex is great and fun, but it's not that great unless you're with someone that really knows you/ respects you for who you really are, so if you come out and ask for some weird sex thing they don't think you're a pig for asking.
Don't get caught up looking for easy/sleazy bitches. Put yourself out there and be yourself if you want "good sex".
But sex is like pizza, when it's bad, it's still pretty good. So I guess just find an escort if you're that desperate.

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2) Most women don't cum from penetration, so licking or fingering is encouraged. Look online for instructions on how to do it right. You're more likely to get diseases from kissing than you are from licking out or anal. If she's dirty then suggest taking a bath/shower together, it's sexy. Remember that most of what you see in porn, most women will not do. Don't expect anal, multi positions, legs behind head etc. Usually it's missionary, cowgirl or reverse of these. Ask before doing stuff, to reduce the possibility of freak-outs or assault accusations.

3) Male attractiveness is more flexible than female, and women can be attracted to all kinds of traits - money, build, age, personality, intelligence, charm, humor, skill in bed. Yes there are fat-fetishists of both genders, but chances are, the fat guys have something else going for them.

4) On men? AFAIK no.

5) Depends on so much. Fitness, attractiveness, whether you find a regular partner. Problems like impotence get worse in later life but P.E. is less of a problem. Women are more likely than men to be attracted to someone older.

TBH you'd be better asking this on a site with more women on. Isn't there a sex questions reddit or something?

1) It's alot of work, and theres too much teeth. Better to get normal bj.
2) One night stands are sweatty and drunk, and nasty. I'm not licking anything. also throath cancer.
3)If you are fat, get fit. Get your shit together.
4) If you come stright from the 80's then chicks might care. I like it completely shaved, pussy is suppose to be smooth, and so is my dick.
5) get rich, get fit, find 18 year old chick. have good sex until you die of a heartattack.

stop jacking off to porn for starters you piece of human garbage.

get the fuck off this shithole website

lower your standards if you are a neckbeard fat pig, theres female versions of you looking for dick, so don't expect a nubile young 18 year old if you arent rich as fuck or fit with a washboard set of abs.

if you can't n2 social interaction spend your shekels on a hooker. wear a condom. stop getting on the fucking internet

God, why do anons insist on pretending like they are cool on here?
If you use Holla Forums that makes you a loser by default, like the rest of us. You are not better than anyone here, spaz.

kys loser

1) most porn sex positions are chosen to be photogenic, they are not relaxing or particularly enjoyable
2) I wouldn't bother doing much to a one-nighter except plain-ole missionary style. and girls don't see eating pussy as part of normal sex, it's a special event all on its own (she won't want to kiss you after you've eaten her)
3) girls often want a guy who looks like their dad
4) body hair… you can trim dick hair short but don't shave so short it is stubble
5) 20-30. all pussy is really the same tho.

main advice: girls like having a guy to show off, going out and doing social stuff….. even if the "going out" part is really pretty boring.
a girl will avoid going to the mall on her own, but she will be skipping and humming songs if she has a guy to hold hands with.
EVERYWHERE is more fun when she has a guy to hold hands with.
so they want to go 'out' a lot in public with you. they won't be happy for long without that, even if it seems like no big deal to you

Who u cawlin a looser? I beet darksoles in an hour and 30mn with just a club an no armor u fuck

You need to be shot. Like I would literally kick the shit out of you if I saw you. You're evil and your 'gf' is a disgusting subhuman slut.

no, bjs don't feel good either.
no unless you want stds.
very few real amateurs out there.
like chest hair? a bit can be good
pubes not so much. trim or shave.
depends on your generic and healthy, i'd say 20 minimum.
but you'll get bored way before then, most married couple stop having regular sex after 5 years, get even less if you have kids.
you won't miss it because your sex drive will drop dramatically.
you'll see sex as a duty, like taking out the trash.
you'll have sex because you have to.

1. Horny women will do more than you think, and like it

2. You do whatever you want. Who gives a fuck if she likes it?

3. Good looking women marry fat men. You're 30; you've seen this for yourself, surely.

4. Just make sure you don't smell bad. Should be fine for most women.

5. Most people are bad at it. Why do you think so many women rarely orgasm? It's easy to do - most men are just useless at it.

It's fun, and necessary in some ways - just remember to read her body and it'll be good for her too.

no dude you feel the teeth and all that shit, i prefer bj

Honestly man, just fuck a few prostitutes, it's not that expensive, and it will help you to see that sex isn't some big miracle, it is simply a bodily function.

1 feels amazing op. Nothing better than the look they give as you plow away at their throat. Its warm and wet and their trying their best to note die as they contemplate whether they should choose your cock or air.

The answer to nearly all of your questions has some degree of "Well, it depends."

1. It's a matter of preference, attraction and what arouses you. If you're aroused by conceivably choking her or better able to cum if you're moving your pelvis, then yeah. Done poorly it can be unpleasant, or if you aren't terribly attracted to your partner. I'm fairly aroused by the "on the knees" pose though, to the point that I've had girls give me head from other positions and actually been so frustrated by it I haven't been able to cum.

2. The answer to this is going to vary from person to person. I don't even like one night stands. I've only had one, and that was her decision not mine. I don't know honestly if I can even answer this one since it only happened that one time and every other time I've had sex it's been in a committed relationship. The only differences were that it was more awkward, I usually say things like "I love you" during sex and I couldn't say that here.

3. You're definitely putting too much pressure on having a less-than-desirable body, but there's a ton of different factors here. Sometimes it is hookers, sometimes it's a chubby chaser, some girls specifically sleep with the grossest guys they can find. Sometimes it's just about money or confidence.

4. This is going to depend on the girl. I've never had one give enough of a shit to leave, but I have been thanked for trimming my pubes, and one girl was offended I shaved my back before we did it.

5. With viagra and other stimulants you can keep fucking well into your 80's, without it? At least until 60. Depending on your health. You'll always have some degree of sexual dysfunction though.

out of all places you can ask for advice, Holla Forums and /r9k/ is the worst one.

This is why you deteeth her with a pair of pliers.

Blowjobs don't really feel like much. Sort of like a hot towel wrapped around your dick.

Other than that no idea.

do you think boobs feel like a bag of sand too?