The thread plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavelhere, but only posts with repeating digits

Congratulations, Queen of Holla Forums, you got yourself dubs. What's the next step of your master plan?

horses are not for waifu sir

beautiful

Do I get to stay now?

Crashing /waifuist/

WITH NO SURVIVORS

DD's = Dubs

HORSED?

rolling

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Holla Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Holla Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever…

So much hotheadedness…

At least you can talk!

Do you feel in charge?

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Seriously… All these people telling others to go somewhere. Have you been in the got thread lately? It's a boring wall of text-fest about how bad the writer is, how the new book will never come and how shitty the new season will be. It's an endless circlejerk about the same shit, over and over again… So bloody boring! Why would anyone want to go there?