Cousin lover pt. 2

First thread

Wait, so you know for sure she has feelings for you and she's just scared of them?

I doubt this would work for making her jealous. She'd probably have to SEE you talking to a cute girl IRL for it to have an impact

We’re at a theme park. There’s Halloween shit.

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Oh, *those* attractions. Not *feelings* type of attractions

Yeah

Just be close by when something spooks her. When her natural reaction is to jump in your arms, she'll start seeing things your way

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Your mom & older cousin are crazy, user. No girl gets covered on tattoos like that without being reasonably fucked in the head. It's a good rule of thumb. Modest and few tattoos might not mean it, but when they have that many tattoos, they have issues

I guess I didn't have to link that, since it's the OP pic here

Probably because hes family and thinking if she can just ignore the fact that hes a degen and play it off as a joke that he'd fuck off.

Take on a tour of Orlando, show her the real spooks, beat down Gigga Nigga 5000 when he tries to rape her.
Maybe go to a full-auto gun range and shoot some machine guns. There's a few down there I think.

just chop her up and send her puffy vulva to her parents tbh

OP is gay

The short haired one is my mother.

Wew

We went to a Mexican restaurant and now I’m slightly inebriated.

If she is also inebriated, now is the time to throw yourself on her & duck her brains out. Anything that happens can be excused with an apology for being drunk

She’s too young to get any alcoholic beverages legally.

Shouldn't have listened to Holla Forums OP now you ruined your relationship with your cousin and potentially have your family alienate you if she tells

he aint no pussy beta male, like yourself. he'll only ruin his relationship with her if he isnt worthy enough to obtain her, which, in that case, fuck him.

I figured if I wasn’t worthy enough right now, I can always change that with public speaking courses and weight lifting to boost my charisma and appearance.

why wouldnt you do that before attempting?

Dammit OP, I'm too emotionally invested in your pursuit, now I'm waking up in the middle of the night from cousin fucking dreams of my own. Feels good.

How else do you figure he's gonna shack up with her?

OP is likely incest spawn himself and should walk to his nearest tall building and jump.

Mod didn't get to fuck his brother when he was younger so he bump locked out of rage

Figures

I’m going to try and keep my distance. It’s going to be hard for me, but if it lands me this cute girl in the future, I’d say it’s worth it.

My brother gave me random advice in charisma earlier today. He told me in order to appear more confident, whatever I’m thinking about doing, do the exact opposite and exaggerate a little bit. I trust his advice because it’s like he has his own gravitational pull when it comes to people.

Love is Love.

"All You Need Is Love"

i read on the internet once that hebe wincest is best.

but thats just something i read.

Tell her you're going to the bathroom to wash cawk and meet you by big Universal globe for finger bang and tittay twisters before roller coaster you faggit,

One more thing
fuck you.
Also, fuck you because that;s why.

I trust your sources m8. It must be true.

Yes, absolutely! If it is on the internet, it simply must be true - and I've always believed that.

Trip is over and I feel like I haven’t gotten anywhere. I’m going to keep my distance for now. While I do that, I’m getting an earlier shift so I can get off work earlier and hang with my brother and his friends and essentially get courses on charm and charisma.

Meanwhile, I’m receiving advice from both a model and a bodybuilder. I also received advice from a friend of mine who works in the pornographic industry on the legit way to increase dick size. A coworker (not an actor) did it, but did it too much and is too big.

Poor fucker can’t use it in its completion because it’s too big to get completely hard.

Unless she's a roastie she doesn't need larger than average tbh.

Here's the deal user, your cousin needs to maintain plausible deniability in order to keep from feeling like an inbred slut. She still wants it, and wants it bad, but she needs you to be the one who instigates and promotes this.

The next time you are at an event with her find a time when you can be alone with her. Find a nice secluded location, force your cock into her ass.

She will probably pretend to resist, fighting and screaming and such, but this is just a ruse so she can maintain her aura of sophistication. What she needs is for you to not fooled by this, but to instead be the man and give her what she craves.

I want a bigger dick for myself.

/thread tbqh

user, we're waiting…

pretty funny op.
i was at universal on the same day as you
who knows, we maybe even saw each other at some point

Have a leech suck your cock

Do oral and decide if you two want to go further (or even do it at all) from there.

All that's at risk is crippling spaghetti for the rest of your life.

Jousting. It’s called jousting.

We finished it off with that stupid Bill and Ted show. I was pretty done at that point. I think for the last day, I wore a blue Billabong shirt. I kept standing in front to break the crowd apart for my family behind me.

You get a half chub and you shove the blood from the base of your dick to the head. I’d recommend doing it 100 times a night and it takes weeks to see results.

Fpbp

Someone do a before and after to see if it works

I’ll fucking do it. I’m a deodorant stick length right now, I’ll save a picture and take one weeks later.

You're doing God's work user

I used to play this game all the time, and my dick is only 6.5in you fucking liar.

Kek

OP, I was in your shoes some years back. I'll be honest and blunt: Give up.
She already said no, so bury your feelings and wait them cool. It may take some time (maybe years?) but they will cool.
Do not bother with others telling you it will be weird, it probably won't unless you keep after her after she said no.
Congrats on telling her about how you feel. It's really hard.

In all honesty, I need this. It’s the kind of push that I’ve been needing in life.

All my life I’ve been pushed over and stolen from while passively letting things happen. Always dumpy and lacking motivation for something. This on the other hand has gotten me pushing myself. I love her more that my passions for music (which is pretty damn much) and I’ll be damned if I let this slip away from me without a fight.

Two things (which are both pretty much the same thing) I’ve been telling myself are:

A) If I can’t be her man, I’ll become the man she wishes could be.

And:

B) If I can’t be her dream man, I’ll become someone better.

She’s the one who is getting me to turn my life around, tidy up, get out more, take no horseshit, and get proactive.

If I give up now, I don’t deserve her.

You'll be miserable pretending to be someone you're not.

No you won't, you might be able to temporarily keep up the false charade, but everyone returns to their comfort zone when stressed.
You remind me of my younger and more naive self, I probably believed this at one time to.
You can only really be the best you, which means find your interests and develop them to the max; you can't pretend to be interested in shit or people you're not.

That’s what I’m getting at. I’m not saying I’ll be the exact thing she envisions as a perfect man. I mean becoming someone that will turn her head when I come in the room and grab her attention.

I’m essentially saying I want to become something substantial. A better me.

Go for it! We all want to better ourselves!

So when, not if, she's still not interested because she can't get past the cousin thing, you will have improved yourself. Go for it!

Hi user, I'm the guy you replied to.
I, just like you, tried everything I could. I was an idiot that knew nothing about how the world works and just made myself more pathetic.

Learn how the feminine mind operates. One thing I learned (and that goes to all female, not just you cousin), women love what they do not have, once they have it, they stop loving.
It's a catch 22, to win her you must stop loving her.
When you told her your feelings, you damned yourself. Confession is a desperate move, an all or nothing.
You told us she is confused. The truth is, her mind is now measuring other men to see if she can gets something better.
Look, the truth is hard and hurts. I feel for you 'cause when I read your story, I could see a token of myself in you.
Whatever you do, always preserve your self respect. In the end, it will be the only thing you have.

can vouch for what this guy says. truth hurts

I will say, I’m still going to go for it, but I’m going to form a different approach. If what you say is correct, I’ll ignore her and just hope she doesn’t find anybody, meanwhile search for someone else. Someone not permanent and easily expendable, but enough to invoke jealousy. I think the Italian girl might work. I would think one of my coworkers, but I think that’ll end up being a shitshow until I either quit or move away.

kys twat

sage

Sage isn’t a downvote

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