What is the shittiest alt-right webcomic you've ever seen?

I never played D&D, and I don't have the slightest fucking idea on how to play it, but I get the feeling almost everything depicted in that comic is wrong.
Also what the fuck.

Well I always played as a righteous Paladin who purged evil for the glory of God. But that's just me.

It is. You don't play it by yourself or join cults and if a character dies you ressurect them or create a new one.

Faggot

I still think the funniest thing about this comic is that it depicts heresy and Chick would have been executed in the medieval period for making it.

Heretic.

Better Days.

You know there has to have been someone out there autistic enough to have hanged themselves out of the death of a rp/vidya character

I agree. It's like an edgy Holla Forumstard tried to copy Shmorky's art style.

Actually, pretty sure that's exactly what it is

Agree
(The worst part is that his name, RedPanels, is a reference to the "Redpill movement"……. Kill me)

that last comic legitimately triggers me.

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IMAFS is great.

How's the smashing going, Comrades?

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These are some of the worst cartoons. They're bad even by right-wing standards.

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Let's try something…

Wow, this panel is absurd. If it's controlled by the state (so long as it's not democratic) it's ultimately private.

I think you could make the argument that if the state is fully democratic then the MoP could be in the hands of the state and that could be called socialism, but "muh big state" is ridiculous.

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this is the correct answer, shitty far right strawmen with bonus incest

Jay Naylor, the guy who makes that webcomic, is a hardcore Randroid.

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As much as I fucking hate Naylor himself, I have blown enough loads to his comics to repopulate the human race, so, eh.

Hey I only jack it to his work ironically

What does ironical cumming feels like?

pretty much the same but with a bonus smug sense of superiority

that fourth comic is hideous.

got any links

I fixed it.

What happened to the social right?

Are Holla Forumsyps so delusional to think they won't need any kind of welfare once they get rid of mudslimes or what?

But user, once the kikes and the niggers are killed, the only porky's left will be White, and White Porkys are nice and totally won't treat White proles like shit, because they are all White!

the last comic shows how stupid the cartoonist is. if only have basic knowledge for india before british invasion.

Anyone else remember the day back on half/pol/ when this was the first reply on every single thread? Ah the good old days before they went full nazi.

Nazis are more class conscious than An-Caps imho, since they get Property off the pedestal.

He posted this today.
This guy clearly has no fucking idea how the EU flag works.

pic related

This pic is especially funny since the sole reason Texas is part of the union is for economic benefit while it's culturally destructive and backwards for the rest of us.

Texas doesn't want to leave the US, the US wants to leave Texas.

Not gonna lie, comic 2 is pretty funny.

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remember the whole concentration camp thing?
yeah, that actually happened

the solution isn't "free speech" for fascism, it's better training to defeat it and put fascists to death

wat

why are right wingers always stabbing people at these protests but nobody seems to die from it?

I hope to never meet you in a riot m8.

If I'm going to attack neonazis, damn right I'm going in to kill (and if I thought I could win), this is the issue with the antifa liberals these days. Pol is kind of right when they say when they attack nazis and get beaten it makes them and the left look pathetic.

what i don't understand why they didn't shoot them up. the nice thing about a rifle is you don't have to walk into the protest but can hit your targets on huge distance and even possibly kill.
wasn't this thing happening in the USA? didn't care to follow up on the story yet.

well you'd assume if you were ready to stab someone anyway you wouldn't be too worried about their health
can't you still get done for attempted murder?

Or perhaps instead opt for more violent methods.

How's this?

Back when this was made, reading it would have probably enraged me, now it makes me feel nostalgic. Life is weird.

perhaps it's time antifa step up their game and use better tactics

Okay, this is going to sound a lot like bait, but trust me, it's not.
You guys basically advocate for the silencing and shutting down of fascists, right? (I don't have a problem with that, fuck them tbh) but would you guys advocate for silencing tankies? Why or why not?

Of course, but there aren't as many tankies as fascists

Come on man we're not any worse off than the rest of the deep south. At least we make money.

GamerGate Life.

I know gators technically aren't alt-right, but almost every member of the alt-right are either supporters or fellow travelers of GG so whatever.

All the jokes are the same: "LOL ESS JAY DUBBLYDOOS SUCK AMIRITE?". The artwork looks like it was drawn by a twelve year old. Everyone is a strawman of some sort. Oh, and the guy behind it draws monster porn for money.

From the thumbnail it looked like Anita had a hitler mustache.

I don't see anything wrong with that.

Well, the blonde SJW strawman has a Hitler charm on her phone

As someone who was fairly active with the movement back in the day, I'd say it's a mixed bag. You've got Assholes like Milo, but then you've got genuine socialists like myself. The fact of the matter was that we hated the thought of authors and companies bowing down to a vocal minority of whiny little shits who complained about everything (yet did nothing), so we went out of our way to show the authors just how irrelevant those individuals were.

I bailed around when they started praising Milo and UKIP. Of course, the only reason for that is because people tend to lump social issues with economic standpoints. It's how the far-right Republicans won the conservative American everyman, and it's why anti-leftism is exhibiting a resurgence in recent years.

IIRC, the comic is so disliked that the Bad Webcomics review was written by an ED sysop. Even shitty modern ED has standards.

You are abolutely correct, sir.
And it's all because of Capitalism.
This briliant fellow should be able to draw his monster porn without the need for compensation.

I also fail to see anything wrong in the three-picture draw you posted. Would you care to elaborate why it's not up to standard or even provide one that is actlually politicaly parasytic in nature?

I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE:
First of all, everyone just kind of looks like weird flesh blobs. Like that fake anime style that 14 year olds draw in. Even by the artist's standards, it's bad (he's usually pretty decent, and this is coming from someone who isn't into monster girl porn). All the major characters are recolors of Vivian or badly caricatured e-celebs (LOOK AT MILO'S LIPS. THOSE ARE NOT HOW HUMAN LIPS WORK)

Second, the writing. If it isn't the same "Ess jay dubblydops are fascists lol!", it's tired meme references. Every strip is immediately dated.

Third: the strawmanning is fucking blatant. The strip I posted previously has Lillian (the blonde one) holding a phone with a Hitler charm. This is subtle by the standards of the comic.

I'm surprised the last one wasn't a "OVER 9000 XDDD" joke seeing as how much cancer these images contain.

I made this out of impulse.

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more of ancap if anything

Looks like a shitty Cyanide and Happiness.

let's see then fine lad.

First sample:
The trope of "the left are SJWs". Yes, common propaganda and americanocentrism. This can be attributed to the fact that the US has not real left.

Sample 2:
Steam curators never realy worked. And the draw is for specialized audience.

Sample 3:
Sweage-tier meme, tbh.

Sampe 4:
That was mildy funny, but Spanish Inquisition kind of funny. Also the Kirov airship shows the meme of "commies" all over again.

After examination, we can indeed conclude, that the artist is shit and if it wasn't for the gap in the market GG created, he wouldn't be known.

This is further proof of capitalism not promoting inovation and progress.

So, capitalism created a "left" in US, that is all about "identity" in order to cover up for the lack of real left. This "left" created the antithesis of pol. And now we have the Trump/Hillary synthesis that all it does is promote neoliberalism.

TL;DR
Yes. It's shit. Capitalism ruins everything 101.

Wanna know the worst part? The guy who drew this isn't american, but spanish.

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my fucking sides

Comrade.. COMRADE!!!

We're all living in America!

IT'S WUNDERBAR!

A LOLBERT AND A BRONY.
YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!

Strawman has a point.

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Haha, I wish. I'd rather live in America than my piece of shit South American country that lost it's football cup to the same country for the second year in a row.

not only is this poorly drawn and embarrassing politically, but the author forgot to include a punchline.

Well, the U.S. lost to Argentina, so it is not like it is any better up north.

You care more about circus than bread…

YOU ARE LIVING IN AMERICA, ALREADY!

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autism

nah, you don't need welfare. the poor jobless proles will just vote with their wallets

Not being able to get signatures on a petition to legalize weed is like not being able to give away free weed. The problem, I suspect, is the salesman.

Yep. That's the problem alright.

I was joking actually, idgaf about football really (Or /int/ bantz, though it'd be nice to be able to bantz Chileans with something ;_;)

Yes, I know, but the essence is the same. The culture is promoted from the US, so … WUNDERBAR!

I do want the markets to be free from state.
I do want it all to collapse.
Am at this level of nihilism.

CAN I HAVE MY POSADISM NOW?

why, why did you have to make me hat you more

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So what

As in /monster/ porn?
link?

To be fair, the only reason it doesn't work that way is because some member states are still bickering with each other over who does and doesn't "really" qualify as a fully sovereign government.

what a bunch of shit. I vote redpanels.

O you genius you

It is pretty funny cuz it's sagely true to fucking life

lel. noice

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Rednblacksalamnder is pretty cool

I know. Modern-anarchists-in-Spain was hilarious. I just assumed this thread was a leftist-cartoons-general by now

Okay, I know this isn't a webcomic, but it still presents the most braindead arguments against Marxism I've ever seen so it still counts.

Fugg forgot the link
youtube.com/watch?v=jFxWXbdqGIg

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how to spot a brocialist
this comic was legit fucking horrendous but any mention of idpol in a negative light is gold!

how to spot /r/Socialism

8/10, you can stay after class and help me clean the erasers

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Why, because it is true?

yeah it was an even shitter place, just occupied by muslims

not an argument

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California doesn't allow for guns.

this was actually very well argued for an internet mspaint comic

Man, pandering this much reminds me of a 16-year-old me. Such an ambivalent mix of shame and happiness with my progress.

Maybe you should read the accounts of the the first british colonials before you talk. India was far from a shithole.

Even in CA you can get rifles.

Not really. Antifa usually wins. Holla Forums just likes to cherrypick

Yeah sure, the antifa get cucked, not the other way around.

The alt right bends over backwards to try and justify how shitty they are at fighting. First it was "the nazis would have been fine if the Jews didn't organize the world to fight them!" And now this

Google Bengal Famine, it was certainly worse once Britain got involved.

You're all filthy heretics in my eyes.

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Jesus the caption

kok

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if at the end he just said not to focus on appearance to discredit an argument it would be an okay comic

Even they have their moderates, and are just old people and failed liberals.

Their concerns should be accounted for as any individualist ethic, as , at least they can be tamed, and WANT to pay taxes.

youtube.com/watch?v=kPpV2basTgI

Wanting to pay taxes is not very socialist either, even if some are inevitable.

"Smol gubmint" types want a proper society, they're just too stupid to know how to achieve it.

Also that pic quote was long since proven to be a gaffe, not sure if you know but CNN milked it dry for Clinton points

Good, I really like Lysander Spooner's notions of government.

A gaffe, sure. But it was a real kick to the balls all around.

Minarchism?

[stupid intensifies]
What about muh NAP?

bump

autism

Which are unmeasurable, invisible, everywhere and explain everything

Conspiratorial ideation is merely the most conspicuous, caricatured form ideology takes. Disavowing the former is how a lot of people excuse their use of the latter.

burgerland antifa a shit

I like how calm and collected this comic is, it made me feel nice inside to read for some reason.

However, like all political correctness, it's missing the point. All the connotations of a neckbeard are only insults BECAUSE of capitalism. Remove capitalism, remove the sting of the insult neckbeard. Instead of just stopping people from saying a word, change what causes them to say it in the first place.

I guess I'm preaching to the choir though.

Oh, the ironing!

How are the connotations of being a neckbeard connected to capitalism, let alone caused by it? No matter our organization of labor or ownership of means of production, physical attraction remains a largely conceited area of human interaction. "Neckbeard" hurts because it correlates physical repulsiveness to a specific type of social repulsiveness. pls xplane

Well they do suck.

I like it because it makes fun of a quasi-fascist movement that could frankly stand to experience a lot more mockery.

The neckbeard stereotype wasn't always exclusively repulsive, but accumulated more and more negative traits as more and more members of what were considered "nerdy" subcultures spoke up against aggressive co-option of their hobbies by corporate interests.

"Neckbeard" used to mean someone that was nerdy even to hardcore nerds. A neckbeard was the sort of obsessive that could quote you word for word every DnD manual and revision from Chainmail to 4.0 and obtained that mastery, lichlike, by neglecting things like physical maintenance. Now it means woman hater, xenophobic, anti-diversity, and is imagined as the exact opposite of capital's "ideal man:" lazy, unambitious, uninterested in consuming "the finer things," and divorced from mainstream consumer society via self-enforced isolation (typically in his mother's basement).

It's a slur built from the ground up by various capital interests for the purpose of shaming and discrediting its detractors.

this guy's artstyle makes me want to punch him in the face for some reason

fixed one of them

Yeah, we've had a fair-sized infestation of lolberts since at least like 2011.

t. horse fucking man

this