What went wrong?

THICC

Of course, if the MORETZ surname didn't spell danger heeb

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FRIDGE LARGEMEATS

Don't insult me, I am not into pseudo-science, I work with real certified doctors and not charlatans.
I am not vegan I am into paleo-diets.

t. wellness, fitness and nutrition specialist.

idk. My ex-wife had big tits for her size, and her spine was trashed. 5'2", 32FF bra, weight between 105-115lbs. 25-30lbs of it was tit. (We weighed them once in a wholly unscientific experiment.)

trannywood

Then why do Women do ballet, or wear high heels that disfigure their feet, or get boob jobs and nose jobs?

It's not the right kind of pain now?

You're still gonna die.

I will die of old age, I eat well, exercice, read a lot, I live in a 98.5% white neighborhood, I have a good health care plan, I am some kind of shagginator and I am pretty happy with my life.

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she hit the wall pretty soon ;_;

I bet you must be Jewish or Muslim to be this mean to people.
God will never love you

Everything went right

Wtf? I love the Fridge now!

First thing was that her mom went full feminazi and threw out her dad of the house, because the guy fucked a much hotter and younger woman. Chloe's dad is a really rich plastic surgeon, and let's face it, her mom is very ugly…
Second, out of her 4 siblings, 2 of them are homos and one of these homos is her manager. Trevor Moretz basically lives off his sister's "fame" and money, while literally sucking Jew dicks. How do you think this influenced her?
Third, the aforementioned mother and brother both shaped their lives to live off of Chloe's work, but they also influence her in taking roles. That's why she accepted such awful garbage like that dead chello girl and the ayy lmao invasion, both of them were huge disappointments in every way, but her career is basically dead after Let Me In anyway.
Fourth, she grew up, and her sole attractive feature was her being underage, because of the Hit-Girl role and because of Let Me In.
Fifth: even the most zealous Chloefags can't deny how unattractive she turned out.
Sixth: she is a dumb teen whore.

Enough?

I salute your expertise.
Underrated post.

surprised me there, kek, was laughing quite a bit.
she truly turned out like a typical instagram whore.
got some tattos piercings etc. could've stayed naturally

Nope real instagram whores are fit and thin #thinspo #fitspo
She turned out to be fat and manly.

Forgot to sign my post.
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Remember all those fawning news articles a few years ago gushing about Chloë Grace Moretz, the up-and-coming starlet?

Good times.

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Her career as an heroine is over.

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Sounds awesome.

Oh no, dumped him for no reason?

Oh wait no, she dumped a cheating piece of garbage.

she shouldve gone into porn instead

This. I bet she orgasms like Chloe Camilla, given all her daddy issues.

If Cameron Diaz, Sasha Grey and Traci Lords can get into movies, the other way around should be just as respected.

Cameron Diaz was in porn?

She did some softcore crap.

Ugly hag detected.

Did someone steal her butt? Where did her ass go?

Butt burglar stole her ass.

Goggle Teri Moretz and tell me you'd fuck her