Brit/pol/- #1225- Autumn on our doorstep edition

If you don't have a foot fetish you're missing out. I go to massage parlours and pay $80 to lick feet and always leave feeling fulfilled.

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facebook.com/UKIP/videos/1226037044084850/
Listening to the UKIP conference.

So we'll find out who the next UKIP leader is at 13:30 today at the conference in Bournemouth. Hoping its Diane James.

For me I hope Lisa Duffy doesn't become leader, she's a prime example of a cuckservative. Diane James would make a fine leader, but I voted for Bill Etheridge.

Same, I wont vote for them if she isnt the leader

We're fucked if it's not tbh.

They're all pretty shit but James will purge the NEC

Christ, it's today already. Only a few hours until we find out if the dream is over.

I really don't think Lisa Duffy will become leader. I think Bill Etheridge has more of a chance, but I didn't vote for him due to all that stuff about affairs and viagra. It would make him look completely ridiculous in a professional context.

I'm just annoyed there have been no polls about it, so I can't really think about who will win and why. Though I do feel James will win.

Asked in the other thread, but no one's posting: is there a virginia video?

Do any of you really think UKIP is relevant withoutt Farage?

Come on lads. UKIP is dead, Brexit was voted for, that was its purpose. Who cares about what cunt takes over now.

Try the bin

Who would bin a video of a pretty nationalist girl?

Come now lad

What's next for the U.K.I. Party? Withdrawing from the United Nations, withdrawing from N.A.T.O.? Merely ovseeing the Article 50 proceedings?

What?

*overseeing

I will if you post the fucking video…(teehee).
But seriously, I'm researching autism lad, and this video would be extremely helpful.

REMOVING KEBAB

Who do you expect us to vote for instead lad?

In case you don't remember, UKIP has a detailed manifesto of nationalist policies for aspects of politics. Pushing the one-issue-party meme is a good way to out yourself as a shill lad.

independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/austrian-catholic-cardinal-christoph-sch-nborn-muslims-islamic-invasion-of-europe-christoph-sch-a7307086.html

Withdrawing from your locality, tbh.
They know there's a new guy on the scene, and that he's more local than any of UKIP could hope to be.

L.O.L. Fine, I'll be a shill but a shill for what, you haven't specified.

Go on with some of those policies then; I want to know.

Maybe they could stop money from coming in from the Islamist radicals, or whatever, but of course it's going to be basically civic, won't it…

Back to you, B.N.P., of course would be the more honest choice, and in fact broke ground for U.K.I.P. to come in and plant their garden… That's a natural choice for /Brit/politicians.

yay

I'll be a monkey's uncle for not being able to stay abreast of these hot new memes.

That pic is comfy as fuck.

What is worst - being ugly, a manlet or bald?

If you'd stayed local, then you'd know. Instead you had to go gallivanting around talking all that noise about the ziomatrix, didn't you?

Tbf, there's nothing legitimate about the BNP. They're entirely a protest vote.

Manlet for sure.

Don't you want a choice, though? That's what voting is all about, user….

Get this man a wig!

oops

Pretty funny lad, but I thought you were mean to be a Bully destroyer, you just bullied those poor chinks.

Do you work in the U.K? If yes, then honestly they should be speaking English unless their job is translation, sick of it. I lived in China as well, I know how grating Mandarin can sound, but Cantonese is much, much worse

Well, that explains what you're doing on Brit/pol/, and if only the most anti-white of the academics would have to spend hours of each of their days in the same working environment they'd learn a thing or two. A real education.

who is that delightful vixen that is stirring up feelings in my netherloins? luv u charls

I'm a research academic at a university.
They had to put a sign up saying "please speak English"
I guess you would need to be able to read that sign for it to work…

i don't know what to take from this post so i'll gratefully accept the (you) and give (you) one back

We don't vote for ziomatrix dafties who can't keep things local. It's a glorified history club.

Also, who in their right mind puts all those full stops in BNP? I really don't think you're from around here lad.

RIP in piece, fam.

Long march through the institutions, lad

You're a luvvie. Join the BBC and fix it for us please.

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You know if you learn the swear of Mandarin and just repeat them every now and again under your breath but just loud enough to be heard, I reckon you'll irritate them back enough.

I used to Teach English in Hong Kong, learning Cantonese wasn't necessary, but after I learned enough to know when the students were taking the piss. The look of horror on their faces as I responded in Cantonese when they were calling me a cock. Priceless.

bbc.co.uk/aboutthebbc/insidethebbc/managementstructure/seniormanagement

come on now lad. You can do it

I know the most vulgar Mandarin words and, yes, I shout them at cunts who piss me off. At first they thought it was funny watching a white man speak mandarin. Now they get really offended when I call them "whore". Priceless

B.N.P. is the smarter way to put it. There are a lot of weirdos who go around without any punctuation, so this is an easy way of standing out.

They're more Holla Forums than the other choice. Civic nationalists get out.

You can just say you're jewish/gypsy/cherokee, they'll believe you.

Wonderful lot you all are…

I'm not going to lie to try and worm my way into a company that would shut me down the instant I try to even slightly change the status quo.

Whilst correct, punctuating it like that looks retarded.

Kek. Good lad. Don't be afraid to report more about your interactions with them. Sharing our stories is a good coping mechanism.

On another note. I was watching Victoria Derbyshire earlier, students quizzing Mark Carney the Bank of England head. Kids from mainly London, Lads were mostly white which was a surprise, but the girls almost all of them headscarf wearing Muslims.
I really do despair for London,
I'd hate to be a child growing up there now, imagine you're full of hormones, in your teens, want to interact with the other sex but there is only mudshit ugly cunt Muslims? It's enough to turn lads gay.

Filtered.

wew

If you say so S.A.

Depends whereabouts in London

Thanks for the (You), but I'm sort of interested to see what direction Mr Farage's old party is heading in…

On another note this is another reason why women really shouldn't have anything to do with politics.

youtube.com/watch?v=aZ95I2t-v6w

…As in specific policies.

B.R.B. (it means Be Right Back)

Look, he knows the deal wearing a Trump hat in Canada.
He needs to be ready to fight cunts.
He should have socked her tbh

Yeah I agree, but strange wearing one in Canada but the nu-male faggot stealing the hat,
wew
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Reminds me of Matt Lees that cancerous cunt.

At least they're good for laughing at, the stuff they come out with sometimes is so surreal.

This; stand your ground against the spacky cunts.

Fuck off normalshit.

Also,

Who /lookingforwardtogettingaMakeBritainGreatAgainhat/ here?

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FRESH LOCAL PRODUCE

It's a better play on words than MAGA but it just seems so derivative (because it is i suppose)

So impressed she's back and kicking
established parties must absolutely fucking hate the internet

The movement is coming to LOCAL COMMUNITIES lads.

A U T I S T S

It's going to have the same responses as the Trump hat, and not one of them will be able to list a single non-cucky reason as to why Britain is great.
>"hurr Britain is already great, that's why it's called Great Britain el oh el"
>"durr oh em gee u r such a bigot I literally just can't even"
>"el em ay oh I bet u support Hitler amirite :^)"

Shills aren't even trying anymore.

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BBC politics now lads.

Andrew Neil is hosting not that Cow face, Duncun Carswell is todays guest.

Autistic tinfoil retard.

The hats looks okay but I hope the lad on the right shaves before door knocking.

No thanks user. Australia is in desperate times for the Right wing to unite. "Pauline Hanson's One nation" has only set us back.

I wish fortitude/upf got on the ballot, but hey…

Is it done by votes or do (((they))) just decide a winner?

Duncan is in da house

Watching it now, they're already shitting on each other. It's not going to be a good day for UKIP.

twitter.com/search?q=UKIP&src=tren

The 11 most "oh em gee so bigoted and literally hitler amirite" things at Ukip's party conference
archive.is/hPD53

Seems like a fun time tbqh, wish I was there.

smh lad

This traitorous cunt on daily politics now.

Why do you need to go on t.v. to tell everyone about this?

Melbourne fam. I know. It's a shit hole

Who?

based as fuck

Put bbc 2 on, you'll find out.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Everytime.
They don't just leave they stab you in the back and twist the knife.

CIVIC

This clip is making me happy lads.

Are we fucked, lads?

Oh, Labour.
How low can you swing

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>Carswell actually thinks the reason centre-left parties are failing is because of the appeal of libertarianism and not non-civic nationalism

Andrew Neil is so on point on this interview.

Asking him whether Nige can be credited for growing UKIP, and whether working class voters in the north really want Carswell's free market libertarianism.

Jesus, that's a monumental loss of faith. The Conservatives got their vote cut in half too.

You shouldn't be loyal to UKIP tbh.

I understand people being Labour "loyal"
Labour has a cultural cache and a long history worth preserving.
UKIP was always a co-opted organ that had one purpose which it fulfilled. It doesn't really need to exist any longer.

When Arron Banks talks about making a new party and bringing in Farage, Nuttall and Woolfe it is worth listening to

this guy isn't even convincing himself

I'm not UKIP, or any other party, but I want to see UKIP do well. However this is painful to watch, christ.

Nothing gets the juices flowing quite like discussion on free market libertarianism.

SPYYYYYYYYY

who thinking here?

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I should stop holding my balls, I just can't help it sometimes, it's comforting.

ARE NIGE IS ON, ARE NIGE IS ON

Posted in the wrong thread tbh
GOD WHY DO YOU HATE US?

FARAGE SPEAKING NOW

ARE NIGE

Is there a stream?

Britain's a fuckload better than Georgia, clearly

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you fight for Carswell, not Farage

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcparliament

It's on sky news

it's on bbc2

youtube.com/watch?v=YCHlUa0OyHA

WE GOT ARE COUNTREH BACK

Pauline is the uniting case of the right, at least in Queensland
Maybe next time you'll see Fortitude take a Victorian Seat or a NSW Seat or something, I wouldn't be surprised if 2019 is another double dissolution too

So who is the New UKIP leader

that spongy woman

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Also (((Kinkladze)) echoes don't it

Diane James or the obese autistic cunt?

LAAAAAAAAAADS
twitter.com/MakeHerstory1/status/776478006424530944

Ta' lads.

No.

forebears.io/surnames/kinkladze

It's a Georgian name.

Nigey cracking the banter already

== SAY IT LOUD

SAY IT CLEAR

REFUGEES ARE WELCOME HERE ==

My sides.

My sides!!!

GERRY GABLE

SECRET STATE

So between Her, May and Corbyn/Owen it looks like all parties are going to be headed by females

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So what 10 people show up again>?

ay brits
can you complete this checklist of your relationship with your government/foreigners?

The old snip, snip and the inflatable rack. That's a sure investment in one's career, user.

10/10 would rope again

Anyone who's the head of any Labour party for a few decades now doesn't have any masculinity Except Julia Gillard

Christ that audience looks old

BREAD AND CIRCUS

When's the leader being announced?
Straight after this?

All party conferences are like that. LabLibCon just make a point of putting all the wogs and young people at the front

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Forget that, he just said

Or they bus in thousands from around the country and make it out that the entire country is siding with them.

No uterus, no leadership, T.B.H.

BASED NIGE CALLING OUT THE INFILTRATORS

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THE SPIES

I bet she doesn't even use the internet for anything productive

WEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

Molymoonmaneux

archive.fo/K5c6H

IT'S TIME

BUT HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN BRITAIN

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THE MADMAN DID IT

Is that Michael Moore?

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PASSPORTS OUT LADS

PASSPORT OUT LADS

ITS OUT LADS

PASSPORTS OUT

L.O.L., give me the quote, Pepe-Farage.

Something about free travel between Canada, Australia, N.Z., and Great Britain? What about the Bahamas?

L.O.L., give me the stream.

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcparliament

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Nigel goes 14/88 when?

GET THE FUCKING JERRYCUCKS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anyone have a suggestion for a documentary on the whole Westminster/VIP/Politician pedo scandal?

Pretty soon by the sounds of it

You think they'd allow that to be made lad?

Get that gaunt-faced fucking traitorous slut off the TV.

Greg Johnson

oh god he's going to transistion

If based Diane doesn't win and Duffy does I'm scissoring my UKIP membership card.

I agree she needs to win, but shes really only a seat warmer for are nige.

ANOTHER COAL BURNER BITES THE DUST

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3792562/Sheikh-s-bodyguard-father-four-strangled-wife-said-no-longer-loved-avoids-jail-decency-call-999.html

The bookies have favoured Diane for a while
oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/next-ukip-leader

Wish I worked at a cinema smdh

EU BTFO

"The quality of UK economists and policy is higher than that of the EU."

twitter.com/BrookingsEcon/status/776507900730740736

Thank you, sir.

Actually managed to find something by Australia's 60 minutes.

Lad if you've read anything by Diane you'll know she's more nationalist than Nige is, she also handles the press like a pro. Perfect leadership material tbh

Both of them are shit. I remember seeing Diane James getting torn apart by a bunch of philosophy students before the GE.

My problem with her is she can't handle interviews and goes on about non-important issues like the burqa, otherwise shes fine, but she's second fiddle to are nige.

why does the DM always get me angry

Is Diane James memeable?

Daily reminder that burqas aren't local.

I'm opposed to wanking as well, so this is starting to get annoying.

Hopefully Nige will teach her how to handle interviews, and UKIP can continue to excel.

She really needs to fucking learn fast, she got shaken and put off topic by fucking school children calling her racist.

Someone needs to apply for this job and subvert them from within

ANTI-RACIST IS A CODE WORD FOR ANTI-WHITE

Reminder to always bitch slap cheeky kids before throwing them down a mineshaft to dig some coal for you

Shut the fuck up with this retarded shit.

Anti-racist is CODE for anti-white

GET

OUT

NORMIE

ANTI-RACIST IS A CODE WORD FOR FUCK OFF YOU WHITE NIGGER

yankisms.

I think I'd rather eat gravel and broken glass than be in a work environment with those cucks.

Why didn't Diane go to the hustings?

Die in a fire NEET scum

SKY NIGGER FREAKS OUT AT UKIP BANTER

….CHECK THE T/L

twitter.com/DMcCaffreySKY/status/776710442857144320

It is Friday I suppose. Any alcoholics here?

Paki detected

It's over for Drumpf.

HE'S ON A ROLL, LADS

DRUMPF BTFO

He probably asked them why they're racist or some other antagonistic shit

What the fuck is a appendectomy?

Are you thick lad?

e-earth sh-shakinnnngnngggngngngngngngn rev-vvvvvv-elllattttiooooonnsss

When was this?

Yes

THE MADMAN WASNT LYING WHEN HE SAID HE'D SPEAK HIS MIND

today i think

news.sky.com/story/farage-on-carswell-i-dont-know-why-he-joined-10579532

BASED
A
S
E
D

Because they are wind up merchants targeting right wing bigots to indoctrinate you into the corporations lad :^)

God I love her so much. She could do anything and I'd still love her.

Pretty based tbh.

ARE NIGE
How long 'til he calls out the kikes.

Faggot.

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Not in this climate, Joe Owens may ramble alot but he's right abut how to win power back now.

Virginia is a girl, lad.

BOMBER HARRIS DO IT AGAIN

news.sky.com/story/owen-smith-five-days-left-to-save-the-labour-party-10579725

WHY DO THEY LOVE THIS PHRASE SO MUCH

When are the UKIP leadership election results coming through?

half 1

Less than one hour.

weed

It's like "tanks in Kiev in 30 minutes". Sensationalism to sell headlines.

Loser.

Between this and that Austrian bishop that was making the rounds recently, how long until we get a
BIG CRUSADE
lads?

Got a chuckle out of this one, lad.

who /thinking/ here?

If you post images defaming the mighty kek again I'll report you I swear to God.

Nice one lads

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Sarah Silverman has a sister?

yanks out

Not long. Most of Catholic Europe is about to go full on madman in Pooland, Hungry, Australia and France tbqhwy.

REEEEEE

ANXIETY IS NOT SOME FUCKING FASHION STATEMENT YOU ATTENTION-SEEKING SLUT AHHHH WHY DO GIRLS DO THIS?

Yes

Because they want attention, lad. And they want someone to save them

MUMMYYYYYYYYY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm not an Americunt. I haven't called Brit/pol/ bigots who hate EVROPA even once tbh.

It's like a walking propaganda pamphlet.

SOOOOOOOOOON

It's the V that always gets me with them tbh.

TOP KEK
School apologises after "homophobic" maths test is given to 13-year-olds
lbc.co.uk/homophobic-maths-exam-passed-to-lbc-137081

FUCK OFF GAYS. PERVERTED BUM FUCKING DEGENERATES. YOU ALL NEED GASSING TBH

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bumbandits on suicide watch

Not that it would make a difference for you.

Do you think she identifies as a gay man or is she a lesbian?

OH EM GEE BIGOTS

We need more based Grammar schools
It was probably a Hindu teacher tbh

I think she likes guys, she seemed to like me. I'm a big guy.

Why, lad?

Because you're here shitposting either way.

I have a strong sexual attraction for her. I want to convert her back to wanting to be a girl tbh. It's not like I will ever do that though. smh. I just hope I can redpill her without fucking her.

It seems that the MSM is going out of their way to find niggly little things like this to try and put grammar schools in a bad light.

When will this meme end?

Carswell just said that Farage is just jealous of his successes on Skynews

Cheeki cunt phams

I think that as well tbh, this question has probably been at the school for years if i know anything about paper question, yet its only been mentioned now that we have a debate about grammar schools again.

You won't do either as there's a high chance it's ttpw and you'll be shitting up the thread instead of just having a toss.

Torpedo tory policies in revenge for the referendum with endless smear campaigns.

Nah, lad. She is similar to TTPW in the way that she does not pass for a boy at all. She's obviously female, and today she was wearing clothes that looked feminine, and a pink/purple handbag with some kind of girly drawing on it.

Shame she's with that weak little cuck, I'd fucke her tbh

Enjoy fapping to that mentally unstable suicide risk while it lasts.

I want to save her, lad. Even if I know I probably won't. smh. She was cute though. Never had anyone look at me like that before tbh.

Sensitive jew child.

Did you ever see Dr Katz? She was the voice of his receptionist.

Until you see his big hairy cock and balls you have nothing.

No, tbh I can't even take one silverman in small doses I don't want to know about another. I fine women comedians to be painfully unfunny most of the time.

A person in a photo isn't looking back.

Fuck my comprehensive education tbh.

I love Virginia, lad, but I met this one in real life.

I can't just grab her crotch, lad. And I don't think people start enjoying the rape like they do in drawings.

Genuinely considering joining the reserves tbh lads

do it.
hope you don't die.

same tbh lad
Army or Navy?

lel this has been known for quite some time, I've always used it to irritate veggies.

They weren't but now they're not worth voting for at all.

Does anybody ever ask these cunts what they've got against white people or why it's even relevant that they're white (and old)?

You get a good feel of "her" meat and two veg lad?

WAKEY WAKEY

What success? What has he done for the party or his constituency?

Don't die for Israel lad, it doesn't help anyone. Stay home and raise a family instead.

What?

ITS SCARED

Lol.

Because they are the last visable vestiges of the old evil racist colonialists that they've been brainwashed since childhood to hate.

His successes include barely hanging on to his seat in two elections and being the BBC's go-to guy for UKIP shit stirring.

Army but I have a family history of naval men so maybe navy tbh

Pretty sure the reserves don't fight lad and even if so combat experience won't hurt tbf

it's like they want their kids to be materialists

So nothing LOCAL then?

Just MI5 lad.

I fucking hate this generations lack of respect for elders. The fucking arrogance that it takes to think that you understand the world better than people who have been alive 4x longer than you is ridiculous.

of course the reserves fight

gov.uk/government/fatalities/warrant-officer-class-2-michael-norman-williams-and-private-joe-john-whittaker-killed-in-afghanistan

Army for me due to family history, but it all depends on this fucking knee.

But lad, having war stories to inspire your sons is great; as a child, listening to my great-uncles tales from the war is what got me into military history, and from there into British history.

But if U.K.I.P. did that the wrong way then many of their former voters would start voting Con., emphasis on the con.

You cant reason with these people, they need to be gassed

Also, I went out for a couple hours, did Dianne win?

Nice. My biggest worry is that it was just larping but I would "like" to see actual action first hand tbh

Yet they can't realise why they have so many trivial problems and easily avoidable problems. My sister who's older than me is the same, my mum always tells advises her, she never listens and then my mum always ends up being right.

I hate this generation full stop.

The yanks transferred some of their national guard units to fight in Afghanistan and they're not really meant to leave the country at all. The reserves exist to be thrown into meat grinder when things really heat up, and honestly it feels like the happening could be just around the corner these days.

Still, don't say you weren't warned when you've lost most of your limbs and face in a war you don't believe in and never thought you'd be sent to fight.

Free internet from a central federal Goverment at home and out and about.

I am sure it will be totally open and not at all censored in any way shape or form.

Gee thanks BREXIT

I hope so tbh lad, I'll probably be going there at some point in the next two years. All being well Marine Le Pen will be president and she'll save me from the jihadis tbh

Results are revealed at half 1 lad.

Ohhh baby I made it back just in time

Thanks for the update laddy

I'm not adverse to combat and most who go to war don't die or lose their limbs. If such a thing happens so be it.

Yeah, thanks Brexit.

Dubs of truth.

What's wrong with your knee fam?

What's your current activity level like? Get your mile and half time under 11 minutes before you even think about signing up. I did 5 years with the REME, best time of my life but yeh get yourself into shape that will pass selection before you even step in the recruiters office, it might be different with the TA but when I was joining full time I saw a lot of kids get differed for 12 months for not being in good enough shape.

Would you wife this Finnish single mummy lads? She also destroys bullies.

It's been bad for a while, it buggered up my army application last year, physio cleared it this Apr/May as "not a shitty knee, just exercise the muscles and it will be fine you lazy fuck", but with a history of injury it's unlikely that I'd get in

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>single mom

Pretty good. Gonna have to up my game before going in of course.

lmao

She needs the

BIG NEET DICK

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He was the Prime Minister when he called for it.

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I'm proud lads, thank you.

Best of luck to you then, which regiment you wanting to join?

Sharpeposting is quintessentially Brit/pol/ish.

He made the promise well before he was elected to gobble up would be UKIP votes, lad.

IT IS TIME

Taking me a long time to watch Sharpe for some reason. Can do like one episode a week. Sometimes not even that.

Is there a stream lad????

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Re-elected I should say.

I'll drop a couple rares just for you boys then.

Le Petite Pajeet talking about breakdown of Social Integration in London (starts about 12 min)

I'll make some proper rares from the DVD copy once I get back later today.

It's a sharpe post?

I'd always assumed SA was just posting pictures of himself.

If you're gonna be like that you can fuck off.

I'm just watching sky jews and hoping lad

Can't decide between Army or Naval. Leaning towards naval because the local reservist unit is literally at the bottom of my hill and I have a family history of naval men.

Going to have to do a lot of t h i n k i n g tbh, in the meantime fitness is going to have to be my goal

It will be on BBC Parliament

UYEEEES COME ON LADS

DIANNE WON

h-has my church capitulated to vulgar materialism this far?

Was abit obvious she would lad.

I'm happy it wasnt that fat cunt

Time to continue voting UKIP

They're trying to appeal to kids like the gang of out of touch forty year olds they are. The Churches are in dire strates smdh

Don't ruse lad.

probably true though

Watch sky news lad

She won

Single mums on dating sites should be required to include pictures and details about their kids tbh. I'm at the stage where I'd probably consider one if she wasn't crazy and her baby was white.

Nope, only English lasses for me.
I've given up on the hope of finding a nice woman tbh, short of finding a lass who's 17 and not had as many dicks.

Lad…..

If you decide to go down the Navy path I'd advise you to do everything possible to stay out of the engine room of a ship. Got a few friends in the Navy and most of them would rather take a drive down highway A01 in a Corsa than spend 5 minutes in the engine room while at sea. You're considerably more likely to get deployed in the TA than you are in the RNR

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When's this fucking split in the church meant to be happening that they were talking about a few weeks ago?

This is not satire tbh

BIG D HAS DONE IT

She was the best by far but she's still a bit shit tbh

That, race-mixers and more than 2 previous partners are where I draw the line.

Ideally she'd be a virgin but I'm being realistic with my standards, it's 21st century Britain unfortunately.

God I love Diane

husband must have died, obviously

Why on earth would I post pics of myself

I love how her neck always go red when she speaks

Kinda cute

RACE READY

YOU WILL BE MISSED BUNGLE

What a bunch of bigots tbh.

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Not really much fucking choice is there lad, we all would have preferred Paul Nuttall, but he decided not to run.

what about at the local level, lad?

Based Diane will save us

Not a papist, not for me, no sir.

That's true.

Which one of you lads went to the UKIP conference?

I have the same shoes tbh

Pretty sure that's a woman-thing

I think

Please tell me you still own them from a decade ago.

Surprised he isn't wearing a fedora smh

He looks suspiciously non-Anglo…

I can't believe I share a thread with people who unironically wear crocs.

What the fuck

What's wrong with crocs? they look pretty snappy to me. :^)

It's too bad, it has to be a joke dress…. r-right?

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Thanks for making me regret waking up this morning, user.

You cheeky git.
they're useless in any situation

I can't think of an appropriate response to this obscene question so I'll just redirect you to a board that shares your taste in footwear.
>>>Holla Forums

dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/sd-8843711

HE'S LOST HIS FUCKING MIND

thank fuck

I had surgery and my bandaged foot was too big for my shoes so I bought a pair of crocs

He's not wrong

I dont even know

But you never say it lad.

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Jesus christ she looks exactly like my mum in this picture.

Is Diane James memeable at all?

can someone answer this time?

All hands on deck lads, we need Diane memes. And none of that NEET mummy shite like with Leadsome, we need proper powerful memes.

You have a yummy mummy lad.

Your mum is a certified milf then lad tbh

I would eat your mum out tbh lad, i want your mum to sit on my face while wearing nylons tbh

Lads please no.

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IMMORAL

Can you blame them?
Fight for your country only to live your golden years with it being torn to pieces.

Lads if you like my mum, you've just admitted you find a Scottish woman attractive.

Kek sorry lads, just got a bit excited tbh, I have a thing for older women, and now UKIP is led by one

Gets me roudy tbh sorry lads

CAN'T FLAME THE JAMES

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wew…

I want Diane to punish me like her Ancient namesake by turning me into a deer for daring to look upon her nakedness in the company of her UKIP nymphs.

I would stir your mothers haggis lad

sorry you set me up for that one lad

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Who doesn't find Scottish lassies attractive lad?

Spoiler that shit ffs lad

Lad don't make me send a smart bomb through your fucking letter box.

FUCKING LEGO HEAD

wrong picture

u did set me up to make that joke tbh laddo

Only the ginger ones tbqh

BASED SEAT WARMER

wakeupscotland.wordpress.com/2014/09/15/ewan-morrison-yes-why-i-joined-yes-and-why-i-changed-to-no/

Interesting read for any other Scottish anons.

You've got fine taste m8, I'd play her bagpipes if ye ken wit am sayin.

Apparently she's batshit insane.

Nigel, not completely satisfied with getting Britain out, wants to go help other countries leave the EU.

Aye I'd swim up er Clyde an all pal

She's ginger, that's a given.

Curse my crippling attraction to celtic girls.

Lads…

Fiver for a double, and not in a 'spoons; rather reasonable tbf

Are ginge’s mental?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

She's in her late 20's lad.

poal.me/amh2u6
poal.me/amh2u6
poal.me/amh2u6
poal.me/amh2u6

In what way pham?w

mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/former-doctor-who-star-karen-5899156

What is wrong with that, lad?

Guess who got the short end of the stick….

I don't understand, they are slavs, this shouldn't happen.

Nothing lad, just looking at pictures of my dad in the 80's and he had a great hair colour i want tbh. doesn't matter anyway now, I'll be bald in my early 40's like everyone in my family

Applying to be a postie, lads.

Went to Leeds today and 50% of people were black women.

Hmmmm.

NEC purge when?

DON'T BE A FAT LAZY CUNT WHO JUST CARRIES A BAG OF THOSE RED CARDS

I WILL FIND YOU ANFD FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU DO LAD

Not as comfy as it was before the Tory’s sold it off but…. Still an ok job….

Early nights for you though, lad.

My Dad was a postie for a few years, he loved it.

wtf man

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The bravest of the brave could never match the maxim gun

I'm caught them doing it a few times and they always run away.

My mum is one, it seems like a really cozy job

What nonsense are you talking?

You've never heard of the red card?

S T I L L

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BIG SCOTTISH COCK

what is this yank shit

nah lad, i'll still be down the pub nightly.

Every fucking time

Thank God.

What's the start time for posties? Some jobs I'm up at 3am to get ready.

Yeah, but did you know they all hate giving them out? it's a pain in the arse having to carry around a persons parcel all day

Get down to church and thank him, lad.

lad are you a retard

Chuck Johnson

Bull fucking shit they hate handing them out, its a dream for the lazy cunts, you don't need to carry anything or do your job, nice light little card and the man in the house has to go down to the post officve in the morning to go and get it
OR HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL FRIDAYS WHEN ITS OPEN PAST 11AM BECAUSE I FUCKING WORK ALL DAY.
I always put a request in of "put it in the green bin" so theres no fucking excuse for it not to be delivered.

Anti-Faragists only had one candidate running so she took all of that support whereas the pro-Farage vote was split between mostly Diane and a few scraps for the others.

Don't worry about it lad, we won't be seeing Lisa Duffy again for a long time.

smh, what is wrong with you lads?

I understand the NEETs probably didn't like it because they were fat, but that doesn't excuse the rest of you

plus you can always put on the card "left in bin" and put it through the letterbox, there is no excuse, there is even a section for that shite on the card

You sound like a retard, you literally have to carry the un delivered parcel around until you finish your route, it's a pain in the cunt, but oh well

Always.

My dad couldn't swim so i learnt at lessons in a school program.

see

What pub lad?

I've found narry a single pub in London my wallet feels comfortable with me drinking heavily in that aren't a wetherspoons.

(Continued)

I agree, but then look at those who are promoting the choice. What happens to me then, I am exiled? Thick Anons. need to be outside of politics themselves. No wonder Christ used the metaphor of sheep…

Are you a fucking mong?

Bitch please, I have a swimming certificate.

Christ was a fool.

He cared about world issues.

Any real son of God would have embraced the local issues.

i was talking about the twang of the song

F I L T E R E D
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Lad have you looked at the cards, theres sections for "handed to nextdoor", "put in safe place" and "put in bin"

I un filtered you to see what you had to say tbh, and its the same stuff

Cant believe this is even an argument

Sung by John Edmond- A Rhodesian.

lad

Why did she marry that Jew lads? Why . . .

FUCK YOU SARKOZY

My Dad was up at 4am to be at the sorting office for 5, this was years ago however. In the days of second post even…

In English next time, pls lad.
taylor-walker.co.uk/pub/tabard-chiswick/m2617/

Lad they must be utter dafties, instead of putting it in a wheelie bin they carry the parcel around all day.

Woah…

youtube.com/watch?v=BjoX-rTrXcg

I feel like we are selling ourselves short, lads

Like I said, thats YOUR postman, not every postman, jesus christ lad

I'm just saying what I've hear over the year from my mother being one, they honestly hate pissing about with the stupid red card

Your postman is probably a nigger or an arab trying to get home early

I'll let you lads in on a little secret, more often than not heavy packages won't even be brought out on the delivery route.

Lad, are you feeling OK?

Cheers SA.

Bit far out for me though. Been to Taylor Walker pubs before though (more central and pricey). Good chain of freehouses.

Most cringeworthy shitI have ever seen, couldnt make it 30 seconds, does he honestly think he sounds tough? top CUNT

That;s my point, but the other lad is going "BUT DEY HAVE TO CARRY IT AROUND ALL DAY". No they put the cards instead of doing their fucking job.

Every
Fucking
Time

U fkn wot m8 u wna av a go or summat fam
….there wasn't one in the area….

I suspect it's money.

Not being mean to SA, it's just that the cost of a pint in most london pubs is almost double what you're paying in a 'spoons.

LAD COME THE FUCK ON.

I guess ranting is easier than being funny

Isn't it meant to be a comedy show?

we lucked out tbh

They literally always do, its the main complaint, the darkies always piss off their job as quick as possible

>His postman is a lazy cunt

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHH MY FIRST MEME ARROW DIDNT WORK

I LOSE

And what? It's not sung by a yank, nor is it depicting a yank event. Literally the only thing American in that song is the usage of the banjo, otherwise, it's a fairly simple folk song. Doesn't even sound that much like blue grass anyway.

Sorry lad, looks like I win this one.

I struggle to find independent places that aren't extreme with their prices, it's almost impossible with them trying to keep up with the competition.

You're right, lad. It's no surprise that they're closing down left right and centre when no-one can be buggered to pay the prices.

who /thinking/ here?

YANK SHIT

AHHH HE'S SO GOOD AT WINNING ARGUMENTS ABOUT THE ROYAL MAIL

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

But seriously, they fucking hate the red card lad, take a peek at your postman the next time he comes around, if he's black or dark then thats your answer

Bloody supermarkets tbh

Nah your ok tbh, lad. I drink in them myself from time to time.

True that. I paid £5.70 for a pint last time I was in soho (serves me right for being there though).

Nah I get your point lad, its just a common thing for posties to do that and my postie is white, my area is still white tbh. up in Scotland tbh

The coalburner and her screaming mud children passed my window again lads.

I have never seen a non-white postman in my area now you mention it.

My Parcel force courier is a jovial Caribbean man but he is rather good at his job tbqh.

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I sometimes forget lad. tbf our royal mail is in fucking tatters, they still use astra vans from the 90's

So how about Lauri Love and his imminent legal worries?
telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/09/16/british-hacker-lauri-love-to-be-extradited-to-the-us-for-access/

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Yeah, non royal mail non whites are alright at their job, its just something about the ones IN the royal mail

Not sure what it's about

LAD

What a pointless argument we had ffs

kek

Sounds like Pauline to be honest
So did she run a Fish and Chip shop

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All those feminist / anarchist bullshit stickers. I hope they send him to guantanamo and waterboard him tbh.

I saw John Prescott today.

Did you egg him

He was walking through Leeds train station looking really fat and pissed off.

Did you beat him to death like a good lad?

So like he normally looks?

Lads, I don't think it actually has anything to do with race.

Royal mail are just shit at their jobs compared to the alternatives.

It's almost a surprise that Royal mail hasn't gone the way of the US postal service, being almost entirely replaced by private companies.

Probably, just realised my royal mail is probably shite because of the cuts to it, they still use vans like pic related.

I hope you egged him, lad.

Was his face all puffed up and red?

I reckon i'd transistion of female in a heartbeat if this was my future

How was I to know when I ordered, lad. It looked to be a normal pub.

I use a broad range of couriers as well as the Royal Mail every week and can honestly say Royal Mail being shit is just a meme. They are far better than any of the competition for standard mail and charge a fraction of the price.

The Privatisationof the Royal Mail was fraudulent and will prove in the long run to be incredibly damaging to the country.

So you just saw John Prescott then

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I dont know tbh, a lot of alternatives are complete toss

I havent problems with the royal mail before tbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Does that look like a rubber mask of jeremy clarkson to anyone else?

I've had so many fucking problems of foreign delivery drivers phoning me for directions, had this case where he was right outside my fucking house and i told him to "go to the house with the tree" saw him spin around and he said he couldn't see a tree, when i have one in my front garden.
AT LEAST THE ROYAL MAIL CAN GET THE FUCKING RED CARDS IN MY LETTER BOX TBH

LAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

:^)

Lads, I know we normally try and avoid yank politics, but I got a good laugh out of this: donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/trump-campaign-statement

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Because you haven't looked at her face yet. That'll stop it.

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And??

Just for you

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The 21st century and British "patriots" prefer to be led around by women. Shame.

Back to reddit with you!

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We're just following the successful French example lad.

What did she look like 20 years ago

I still find her cute now tbh

I'm sure we can both agree the royal mail is a LOCAL ISSUE

And??

His new child care angle makes me nervous, almost every UK politician who's done something big for child care ended up being a fucking pedo.

Royal mail is, by definition, not local.

One of its big things is making it the same price to send something anywhere in the UK - be it sending a letter to the house down the road, or to some remote island in the far north of Scotland.

Royal mail is a national issue, not a local issue, lad.

Which was flagshipped by his daughter, who we know he takes advice from. I'd be suprised if she wasn't behind it.

Of course

I dont go down dead end roads, talking about the ziomatrix, ordinary people dont care

What they care about is the waiting times at the doctors, the dentists, the quality of their postal service

Nobody wants to know about george soros or goldman sachs, it's a history lesson!

What wins hearts and minds dealing with local issues for local people

I wondered why there were so many Putin pictures turned up when I searched for Diane James. The media must have had a fit over that.

Except it's not local, you nonce.

See:

Royal mail and delivery times and what not is something normal people care about more than the ziomatrix, but that doesn't make it local.

Lads, remember that Enoch wanted us to team up with the USSR as an ally of convince to get away from the US.

Enoch's found his oldfu.

Do the lads at the local pub care about the jewish control of the BBC? NO! They'll think you're at best a daftie and worst a psycho, if you want to get results you need to solve issues that they're worried about, the taxi fares, public transport availability and good NHS waiting times.

Nobody cares about facts lad, normal ordinary people dont care if the postal service isnt a local issue

As long as you talk about it you'll win hearts and minds

Faces are horrifying, tbh

Diane James answering Q&A now.

But then asking us to talk about local issues is silly.

A better, albeit less memey term would be day to day issues

Has James gassed the NEC yet?

Normal ordinary people dont care about fear lad, what wins hearts and minds is talking about everything

LOCAL FUCKING POLITICS

Forgot to add picture smh

Strong leaders are waaaaaayyyyyciiiiisssss

This ought to please SA.

The press are already being cunts to her.

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Does she have children?

DAY TO DAY ISSUES

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Has Joe actually read most of those books on his shelves, lads?

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Yes, he says so in his Ambassadors for Race video

Doubt it. If he had, he'd know the difference between…

DAY TO DAY ISSUES

and

Local Politics

BIG

Sad to say i havent been paying attention to UKIP lately. Is this woman any good or not?

She's the best candidate there was.

Has she said anything else that will be spun into a faux controversy? I don't think most people will care what she said about Putin but I'm sure the press will bang on about it for a while. I hope she turns out to be as press savvy as Nige was.

Mostly unrelated, but I made a thing.

Loyal seat warmer for Farage in 2020.

LOCAL ISSUES

HE HAS

HE EVEN HAS A SHELF IN FRONT OF HIM FULL OF BEEWKS

Cute

noice lad
saved

DAY TO DAY ISSUES

BIG PATRIOTIC DOGS

Diane saying so called misogyny in the party is a non issue/not there, good lass.

SMALL PATRIOTIC DOGS

How long until Duncan is removed/resigns/moves to China

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Better than it could have been i suppose. Hope UKIP can use this current situation as a platform to gain more ground.

Except Labour and the Loldems.

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SOON

no bully

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Why is this fat dyke cunt in UKIP?
Why is a poorly veiled Green party candidate who wants to "re-educate people towards LGBBQ" allowed to run for leadership?
Thank god she lost.

The tax on beer.

He's not wrong.

Diane also says she wouldn't vote for Hillary.

A groomed plant/shill. You know the quality of a person by the company they keep, shouldn't be such a surprise that Evans wanted her to be leader.

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LAAAAAAAAADS
twitter.com/i/moments/776751370938515456

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He's already contained even if he has a gun tbh

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Better be a muslim, ah who am i kidding it'd get memory holed instantly.

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What's the most moral, local grub, lads?

LIVE DRUMPF

Tikka masala obvs

Pathetic tbh lads

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Finest sunday roast, full english or fish and chips from your LOCAL chippy.

14 medal of honor recipients endorse trump
88 generals endorse trump

wew

FREEDOM AINT FREE

Saved, very aesthetic lad.

WE'VE LOST CIA

never forget RIP

What if your local chippy is a London based paki shithole.

NO ONE CARES

But seriously, go further down the road until you find one which isn't ran by filth.

Might write a letter to my local MP, tbh lads.

u wot

It's been a struggle, at best I've found a Polack one.

DEPLORABLES ARE ALSO DEPLOYABLES

DR. PAVEL

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lads…

TRUMP HAS BEEN ENDORSED BY THE IMPERIUM

She's a big guy

Did Gillen died or summat

One of the vets said "We've lost CIA…. chiefs of staff"

They won't stay lad, wait for them to go out of business and invest into it when Brexit brings back our seas. It's what I'd have done if I hadn't put all of my money into a home instead.

I really need to get my business head on, I wouldn't mind running a chippy as well at some point.

All this patriotism lads. This is a yuge endorsement for him.

What's happening ald, whats being said?

on what, lad? you've completely lost me

The paki ones do fuckhueg portions, and the greedy cunts around here lap up the quantity over quality.
You've more chance of running a pub at mecca than opening a propah British chippy in London

N A T I O N A L
S E C U R I T Y

Don't even talk about CIA man like that. Fucking knock on wood three times you bitch

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People resigning over Obongo not listening to experts, he then proceeded to list the types of people that resigned under Obama. Hence "we've lost CIA (long pause) chiefs of staff"

Ta' lad.

suffer not the taig to live

She's gone skeletally thin by the looks of the pics in this article.
Why do so many women seem to do that in their late twenties?

Also:
She wouldn't be allowed into Wales.

I really feel bad for you being in London, it's such a shithole aside from Essex. Soho is one of the worst parts.

The only non-white ran chippy in my ward is ran by a sikh and he does the whole quality over quantity thing. Granted the few times I've had to go there the fish has been good but the chips are shite.

The white chippy you get fresh chips most of the time; fish, fritters and the burgers are top notch too.

These paki cunts really need fucking out of their businesses, even though most of them run them into the ground themselves within 2-3 years anyway.

Chippies first and then taxi firms being taken back next.

Also, isn't it amasing that in liverpool where nearly all of the taxi drivers are white, you don't have the same epidemics of rapists compared to a town like Bradford or Rotherham?

Helmer on stage.

Get out you civic fuck.

Diane took the Joe pill. How much more local can you get than the post?

Tbf it was Brits who invented a lot of curries and curry sauces, not dot heads.

Next he'll be saying he likes sultanas in his sauce as well.

Seems like an okay lass. I'm hoping Nige will coach her in interview and pleb tv situations though.

Fair enough, but brown sauce is better than fucking curry sauce.

m8, post isn't local.

Local people delivering parcels locally across town would drop them off themselves - faster, more reliable, cheaper.

The parcel came from far a way. It's a national issue.

Plebs focus on local issues.

We should be focusing on day to day issues.

M U S T B E A C O I N C I D E N C E

Where I live ain't so bad, there are a few nice pubs, a nice church, and a decent amount of woodland that allows me to enjoy a little escapism. I do miss my old home so much, though.

I'm not overly bothered about the chippy, seeing as I don't wat from there as sod all those carbs just before beddy byes, but seeing all of London fall to this epidemic of muh diversity is heartbreaking

He needs to, from what I've seen shes dreadful under even a little bit of pressure, some school children called her racist and she completely halted and got shaken off bad.

Agreed. Ever tried adding a little bit of HP sauce to your gravy? Pretty nice tbh.

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One of the things that triggers me most is the idea that brown fuckers do the jobs we won't: better and for less.
In based Cymru, all of the working class professions are done by the natives. How do the traitors in England respond to this fact? Surely it's a glaring contradiction of their treacherous ideas.

And yeah, effnik owned chippies are hideous places. They generally just do deep fried oven chips. And I imagine they're generally a front for paedo/drug rings.
The Turks around here are scum. I wish after-town munchers would just get over their shitty Millie Dowler kebabs.

Just wish he'd stop. At least he hates Islam too.

Not with chip shop chips, you pleb. Also, 'chippy sauce' is brown sauce mixed with vinegar: as if brown sauce isn't vinegary enough.
That's it: you're all banned from Taffland.

crocs are what they make you wear in prison lad

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I don't want to go to Taffland anyway lad, I've got my sauce up here with my LOCALLY OWNED chip shop..

Vinegar always smelt off piss whenever it was offered to me, I don't really understand the appeal.

soy sauce best girl tbh

Vinegar is good for you and has a stinging, sour taste. I enjoy it.

>Thinking the old testament make him look up what testament actually means is still relevant in its civic and ritual laws
>It has any contradictions

Is your dad a Gordo Jazzhands?

I'm fine with athiests as long as they actually hate ALL religion, its the fucking lefty ones who just liketo beat the dying horse that get me pissed off.

lad you just have to join the white gang tbh and hope there is enough of a white population where the whites can protect you, although I'm sure the yank prisoners would bully us to no end for having fag accents.

based casper only joined the gangs so he could protect white guys from assault, he would have utterly annihilated fleece johnson with a steiner flatliner and a reverse dragon suplex tbh

It's a crying shame tbh and will only be rectified when these shitskins are forced out of these professions. I'd advocate dirty tactics like randomly reporting them for hygiene standards, to border control and the tax man and then swoop in when they're forced to close down.

I like both. I just think that only a subhuman would mix the two.

Then you're going to miss out on the most local locality in Britain. Everyone's local here, lad. It's no coincidence that our (local) lord and saviour is called Owens.

Also: fix the fucking site already!!!! It takes me about ten attempts to post every fucking time aaarrrghguishdgdnhgdk!!!!!

Update: just reached the 20th attempt.

What the fuck does this mean!?!?!?!!? (35th attempt):

This post took about 40 attempts to post…..great site you got here, you wheelybin twattock.

Had the same bullshit too. Fucking gay site.

me nob's throbbing lads

Instant filter

He doesn't run/own it any more.

MOLYMEME THE MADMAN

tbh I feel out of place anywhere else but my country tbh,
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME POST

Filtered. You lose.