Just watched Full Metal Jacket for the first time in my life and its so fucking /kino/

no, I mean the one that has a name somewhat similar to Full Metal Jacket

only the first half is kino

kubricks worst movie

Animal Mother is kino.

Thin Red Line?

Welcome to Holla Forums!

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There are testimonials of vietnam war vets on jewtube. It seems it was truly hell on earth.

You're a fucking moron and should kill yourself.

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Full Metal Alchemist.

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He never made a Vietnam-like war film, the only war film he ever did was Inglorious Bastards and that was about World War I.
The fact you confused "le dead nigger storage man" with Stanley Kubrick, two directors with radically different directing styles, should be a sign to end your own life.

You're going to oventown buddy

It was ww2, and a shitty movie to boot.

oops, I forgot the other "I"

Oh, you're thinking Full Metal jacket

Just watched Platoon for the first time in my life

Not as kino as Full Metal Jacket but still pretty kino
Good recommendation

Help me decide what to watch tomorrow

Apocalypse now vs The Deer Hunter

Watch Apocalypse Now, its the better of the two. Otherwise you'll get to watch a very long and very pointless wedding scene in Deerhunter.

better that than 3 hours' worth of pointless scenes in Apocalypse Now

FullMetal Panic

At least you get some action between those 3 hours instead of russian roulette then back to boredom.

it's not boring, baby. it's real life.

Go read Heart of Darkness nigger then maybe you will understand Apocalypse now

I understand it just fine. it's just shit.

The Siege of Jadotville was pretty neat. Someone on Holla Forums recommended it for me and I was pleasantly surprised. It does a wonderful job of portraying the UN as the inept, corrupt turd it is.

Inglorious Bastards was just Jewish revenge porn directed by a nigger loving cuck.

It's funny how butthurt they still are about being put into labour camps and having to work for a change.

Everything is fucking good in that movie.

wait really? I was avoiding this movie for glorifying a war fought against a legitimate pro western govt in favor of a nigged one.
I'm interested in it if it highlights this.

Both of these are Vietnam War based.

The most kino of the Rambos is Rambo III, but it's 1988 and takes place during Soviet-Afghan War, and it's very Reagan-Hulk Hogan era patriotism. Then Rambo (IV) just for the 45-minute bloodbath.

Just watched Apocalypse Now

Didnt really understood it, i think im too IQ89 for this kind of movies

I haven't laughed like this in a long fucking time.

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Seriously is there some good analysis on youtube or something?
I feel like im missing something

Analyze it yourself instead of having other people's opinions put in your head, thinking does you good and you dig deep into yourself, the "official" analysis comes after you figured everything out on your own.

And the award for Best Cuckposting goes to-

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Kubrick makes war kino. All war films ate anti war films

Dr strangelove
Paths of glory
Full metal jacket

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