Baywatch

That's what happens when you let 50 year old Jewish women design an ad campaign barely featuring any of the Baywatch Babes.

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acroposthion.com/the-foreskin-mafia/
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3746109/Target-Map-releases-map-average-breast-sizes-world.html
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jewbs
stormfront.org/forum/t968348/
theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?175613-Do-jews-tend-to-have-bigger-thighs-compared-to-nonjews&s=38b1edda2c371a51a36c6061d96d9baf
kveller.com/the-jewish-woman-who-invented-barbie-and-prosthetic-breasts/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4053164/
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Ad companies are garbage. They know nothing about the product, don't respect it and have their own agenda. They don't need to make whatever they promote successful as long as they can lay the blame on someone or something else. Either way, they're still getting paid.Most obvious place to observe this is the trailers that get shat out.

She's a roastie.

You guys do know you also can watch porn on this Internet thing, right?

Gross.

Normies don't think so logically. They would pay $5 to watch a woman show her ankle in public. Also, camwhore orbiters, enough said.

Reminder

There was a lot of stuff that needed to be cut. Needed to be 90 minutes at most. Really needed to get rid of the dick jokes, especially the corpse dick scene. Wasn't as over-the-top as the original baywatch in plots. It was definetly better than that Chips movie that came out.

Or they could have done that futurama episode where they tell of a Baywatch movie that was all in slow motion.

twitter.com/aadaddario/status/784624931506122752

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What a waste

EQUINED

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what a perverted slut

Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

a literal shitpost.

the fuck

I would enjoy her grabbing my dick. Go ahead Alexandra.

but how do you tell if she is a roastie or not, unless you are fucking her already ?

Hot.

The Rock has never made a good movie besides Pain&Gain (which was due to master Bay)

I always thought the rock was latino instead of black.

I liked him in Get Smart.

The one where he was a gay, dumb criminal?

I don't remember him being gay but him being a dumb double agent. yeah.

What could go wrong?

oh no how will the rock ever recover?

I didn't know there were girls in the movie

By running in the Democratic primaries and losing to Elizabeth Warren?

there are nude pics of her

I wanna lick her butthole

What if there is poop there where you licked?

You make it seem like that would be a bad thing

What if she accidentally took a diarrhea dump (avgn style) while you were down there?

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wow its like they are allergic to the actual female form.

This is literally a shitposter, he is one of the best actors there is, with a wide range of characters skills

I like her already!

He's actually serious about that?

I doubt it. It's probably more of a "If Donald Trump can do it, so can I!" sort of thing

Top pleb

How lewd was Alexandra Daddario in the film?

I dislike the costumes. The wardrobe department screwed up big time. They're so generic.

whatever man. I like neck kissing

There ain't nothing to jiggle on that woman.

Shitty movies that was made over a decade ago. Face it, he hasn't done a good movie ever.


Kek.

Do you like watching black guys fuck white girls, too?

You mean you like watching black men kiss necks while you sit in the corner with your pecker in your hands.

Cuck.

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I was just thinking that :(

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t .homosexual

Nicole Eggert was my fav, shame she got orca fat.

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He was terrible in that terrible movie.

Oh shit…you're right…I don't remember seeing hardly any focus on sexy women in the ads at all….that was the best part of the show. Loll. What a fuckup. The Roxk and his friends weren't even standing on the beach shirtless hardly at all with girls in bikinis. Loll. What shit advertising. Someone should be fired.

*rock

I don't think Elizabeth will run. I don't think she can emotionally handle it.

I thought the movie was good fun.

Famous wrestlers are all great actors.

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I hope Clinton runs again, that'd be funny.

It was rated R? What was "R" about it other than that cringey penis scene in the morgue?

they should have made it PG-13. they would have made more money from dumb teenagers going to see the movie. the dick scene was the only I could think of to make it rated R. There weren't even any naked tits.

Was it just obvious pandering to the wrong audience that made women go see this?

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If all the people who have been making those kinds of retarded statements (Mark Cuban, Mark Zuckerberg, Oprah Winfrey, Kanye West, and Dwayne Johnson) actually try to make good on them, the 2020 Democratic Primary is going to be the most entertaining demolition derby of all time.

that would be bad but maybe worth it

that would be terrible and not worth it

Honestly I would let her stare me in the eyes and she squeezes all the cum out my balls and then castrates me.

pls do

Can you go in more detail?

Ummm.., yes?

Louis please

He is right!

Glad to see a fellow scholar on this board.

You're wrong and a Jew.


This is your mind on hormones and Jewry.
Ew.
#Titcows

t. specialist of compared theology with a focus on the evil of Semitic manifestation as an evolutionary antagonistic process.

Baywatch star Nicole Eggert 'had breasts enhanced because Pamela Anderson made her feel insecure'
dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3672455/Baywatch-star-Nicole-Eggert-breasts-enhanced-Pamela-Anderson-feel-insecure.html

TPJ theory confirmed, titcows lovers BTFO!

t. specialist of compared theology with a focus on the evil of Semitic manifestation as an evolutionary antagonistic process.

Were your previous humiliations not enough?

Every body who have red our debate gave me really positive returns even my political ennemies.

t. specialist of compared theology with a focus on the evil of Semitic manifestation as an evolutionary antagonistic process.

So if a weak-minded woman gets fake breasts it means big tits are the problem? Maybe you should fight the plastic surgeons instead

I am already fighting them, the surgical industry is led by a kabbale of Elders of Judah.
Believe me, I will get to the bottom of this and I will be made victorious, may God be my witness.

acroposthion.com/the-foreskin-mafia/

this is truly something else.

Shit like this is why men know women are dumb as fuck.

Okay, I'm about to blow you the fuck out one more time and put your retardation to bed. But you're doing a character so I'm sure you'll just come back and mutter "J-JEW LIES! I'M AN EXPERT! I WIN! EVERYONE AGREES WITH ME! ONLY WANTING TO FUCK CHILDREN IS PURE!" so if you don't have a real counter argument, by all means come back and repeat your shit.

This is the "breast size map" Orange indicates country where the average bra size is D, red indicates the average is larger than D. A cup is meanwhile signified by green.

I'll include an extra picture to specify the location of Israel.

Note that the orange countries and more importantly the red countries are entirely or predominantly WHITE countries.

Note the color on Israel? GREEN. Small tits are factually proven to be a jewish trait, big tits are definitionally white. The only busty jews you can name have implants.

PEDOKIKE BTFO, UTTERLY DESTROYED, ENTIRE BULLSHIT ARGUMENT RIPPED TO SHREDS BEFORE HIS IMPOSSIBLY STUPID FACE

WILL HE EVER RECOVER???

Top kek.

t. cyka

I must talk to my lawyer first. Something is not right with this map, who made it? What was the purpose of this…
Here are some comments in the scientific paper this "study" was published :

Absolute bs. As an otherwise petite H cup living in Finland, I can assure you the average cup size here is insanely small. You hardly ever find a D cup bra in the stores even! Who does this research?

The bigger the breasts, the fatter the women.

LIES!!! I dated a Russian, and although her breast weren't small by any means, they weren't the big succulents this map claims them to be.

Did they take into account how this links to obesity? Fat women have more fat tissue as opposed to breast tissue. Perhaps that why the US ranks high?
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3746109/Target-Map-releases-map-average-breast-sizes-world.html

All those luminaries can't be wrong, can they?
You achieve nothing apart from embarrassing yourself, yet again.

t. specialist of compared theology with a focus on the evil of Semitic manifestation as an evolutionary antagonistic process.

So your counter argument is a few anecdotal, unverified disagreements in the comic section, and to switch goal posts again and assert if they have big tits they must be fat? Where are all the "busty jewesses" you proclaimed existed? It's curious how in this thread and the last countless examples of flat ugly women being pushed by Hollywood and the porn industry were presented to you, and you couldn't provide any other examples, and just handwaved virtually every ugly mosquito bite-bearing bean pole as "niche" without providing any examples of your own.

Let's not forget what drew your insane pedo ass in to begin with was complaints of how flat and lanky Israeli Gal Gadot is.

Godot is thin, not flat. Trust me, I've seen flat before on a girl.

Gal Gadot is hot for a Jewess it is a, hum, scientific fact.
I have already demonstrated with panache and finesse that your study was not serious, quoting numerous distinguished luminaries.

But what do the common people say?
Exactly the same as us, just a few examples:

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jewbs
stormfront.org/forum/t968348/
theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?175613-Do-jews-tend-to-have-bigger-thighs-compared-to-nonjews&s=38b1edda2c371a51a36c6061d96d9baf

The Jewish Woman Who Invented Barbie…and Prosthetic Breasts
kveller.com/the-jewish-woman-who-invented-barbie-and-prosthetic-breasts/


also a scientific study
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High mammographic density in women of Ashkenazi Jewish descent

Conclusions

Women of Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry, based on genetic analysis, are more likely to have high age-adjusted and body mass index-adjusted PMD. Ashkenazi Jews may have a unique set of genetic variants or environmental risk factors that increase mammographic density.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4053164/

t. specialist of compared theology with a focus on the evil of Semitic manifestation as an evolutionary antagonistic process.

she was barely a b cup when pregnant, and hardly visually stimulating enough to play wonder woman.

Stopped reading there

This is so retarded, you keep showing your hand but carrying this on. Can you drop the act already? You're not even trying to hide that this is a character.

All this crap about a "secret jew plot" and then you assert the ones that fit your retarded fetishes are hot.

This could've been the entire thread. This could've been a professional review.