Post the best "so bad it's good" acting or writing in porn?

Post the best "so bad it's good" acting or writing in porn?

Honest question here: is the acting on japanese porn just superb or am I just missing the crappy acting because I don't know what anyone is saying?

Thanks.

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Some Jap porn doesn't have acting. The ones that do have acting have bad acting, but it's not overt like (((American))) (((porn))).

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Classic

here's a twofer

OH SHIT, I'M SORRY

Sorry for hwat?