Correct the Record has set up site where you can leak things about Trump to them. I think you know what we need to do

We need to make fake audio recordings of Trump and submit them, make them believable and try to use obscure video.

>8ch.net/pol/res/7493607.html#q7493607

i done goofed already although i didn't write a tip yet

i plan on flooding them with believable shit so they actually do follow up on them.

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Remember, don't click on the link, copy and paste it in the url so they can't track it.

GET YOUR AUDIO SPLICER GOING, SPLICE SOME OBVIOUSLY FAKE SHIT TOGETHER ABOUT TRUMP, GET THEM TO PAY YOU FOR IT, AND MAKE FOOLS OF THEM IN PUBLIC ONCE THEY PUBLISH IT

My sides

We should use stories like those found here
reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4706sd/who_was_your_saddest_celebrity_encounter/
and just replace the celebrity's name with Trump

I don't see how this could possibly go badly for them.

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Can some Holla Forumsies figure out how to spam this shit with the shadilay lyrics?

Trump has a moon base run by someone named Moon Man where he is breeding an army of nazi frogs.

Or a transcript o the plane scene. Time for old fashioned baneposting and a little bit of dubsposting too.

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Well done.

I mean they either already know it's us, or would blame it on us anyways.

Give them the script to Bee movie

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Awesome thread, love you guys

done

10/10

in one of the republican debates Trump actually said he wanted to remain neutral in the war between Israel and Palestine. send a short webm of that to CTR and see if they use it in an attack ad to call him anti-semitic. either that or the webm where he says something like "Israel should be wiped off the face of the earth".

Here's a few ideas for you guys.

fucking KEK

Glorious bastards

Thread theme.

Someone should send the 'Pants of shit, coughing fit poem.

Now that I think about it, isn't there a script that could just flood them with spam and knock out the site? As much fun as it is to fuck with them, crashing the plane with no survivors is also fun.

Was getting spammed part of their plan?

seriously though guys if we really want to waste their time:

kek

I'm not very good with that stuff. If someone knows how to do this they should post the code here for educational purposes.

mah nigga

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Holy shit
Anyone have that much dolphin porn?

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10/10

Did I do it right, shitlords?

This. There's gotta be some kind of furry porn downloadable archive somewhere.

This is way funnier than what it's supposed to be

Consider it done

My master piece was the phone number, in letters it spells fuk bees the area code is for beeville texas

Can't take screens at the moment but I'm going to write:

Trump face was responsible for the destruction of Mother Base in the 1970's

Nice double dubs. I was just going to bel air them, but in paragraph form. Damn it. Switch servers if you on a VPN in case they're monitoring IPs and start deleting submissions based on that en mass.

Wack.

oops. revised version.

Requesting ASCII horsecock

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You've destroyed my sides.

I'm nostalgic.

This thread is destroying my sides

10/10. You're doing Kek's work son.

Top kek
When is Mike Hunt and Ben Dover going to get in on this

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You're a big guy.

why did he have to save that horrid cunt?

Pro-tip: Post images on imgur and share the links with them

DON'T FORGET TO WEAR PROTECTION BEFORE YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN THIS POT OF HONEY

What are those pictures?

Common Pepes

It's a white supremacist mexican frog

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Don't forget to use a VPN so they can't simply filter your posts by IP

10/10

Did my part.

It would have been better, I agree, however it's just a bunch of copy pastas based on the gorilla warefare one, I have a bunch of them saved.

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Top kek. Tumblr complaints about microaggressions would be and make them hate their fellow leftists.

It would be funny to fill it up with jigaboo-speak and watch them try and decipher it.

I have to check these.

You guys are making up stories for them to flood the scene with wtf

If enough people tell lies like this others will believe it's true

Why are you doing their job for free?

Jesus fucking Christ this is absolute cancer

That pepe gave me an idea.

poor pepe

Alright, time to start sending them erotic literature of the cuckold variety

Pt 2. Daddy's cummies

Am I doing this right?

As if they're going to report old 4chan copypastas without anyone calling them out

Yeah, just like people believe pepe is a WN symbol and heralds the coming of the 4rth Reich because this retarded bitch and her team said so. If they post any of this shit, only the dumbest of shillary worshipers would ever believe it.

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Thanks for Correcting the Record™!

Is there a way to crash their shit with emojis?
I swear I read something about that once.
If I remember correctly you would post so many that it fucked shit up.

Dear Mrs Clinton,

Hello Mrs. Hillary (Rodham) Clinton, *Wasssssssap* (Just Like The Working Class Alcoholic Beer Commercial) I Have Been Trying To Get A Hold Of You For A While Now But My Big Brother (George W. Bush (Jr. Not Sr.)) Wont Give Me Your Phone Number And I Can't Donate To The Foundation (Clinton Foundation) To Get A Meeting Because My Wife Spent All Our Money On Delicious Guacamole Which Is Exactly Why I Am Emailing You Through Correct The Record. Please Reply To Me Because My Wife Wants To Give You Her Great Guacamole Recipes (You Can't Have Mine It Is A Secret) If You Could Get Back To Me Or Her It Would Be Fantastic To Have You And Bill To Stay Round For A Sleep-Over (Not Sex, That Is Reserved For My Wife So You Best Keep Bill Away From Her) (HAHAHAHA Just Kidding Bill Is a Fine Man And Any Woman Would Be Lucky To Have Him Inside Of Her) Anyway I Best Give This Email Short Because Big Bro (George W. Bush) Wants To Use The Home Personal Computer (PC For Short)

Stay Refresh, Stay Rocking!

Peace Out!

This Has Been Fun!

Lots Of L.O.V.E,

Your Friend,

Jeb Bush

P.S Pls Respond.

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You should still put in a phone number, just Google any random pro-Muslim institution and copy-paste the phone number they have written on their "Contact Us" page

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Should have used clintonemail.com, that's the address of the private email server.

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Didn't know that, thanks. Also check'd

did i do good Holla Forums?

Don't forget this is a great opportunity to use your brain inbetween all of the shitposting.

You're probably giving a few of those no-good treasonous shills a good time laughing at all of this stuff. It'd probably make more sense to focus on quality rather than quantity. Don't spam them. Just send a few well thought out bits of counterintelligence to assistant them in making a bad move. Too late now I guess… Or maybe not.

So close to Tor ID

I tried to make it believable for shills.

Contributing.

COPY AND PASTE THAT SHIT

They don't seem to have a limit for how long your post is. I say spam the shit out of it.

Quite funny, it'll waste some interns time for sure.

So are should we use 1-800-273-8255 as the phone number?

I'm a top pleb, I spelt sachs as sacks… ah well.

time for massive zalgo text walls

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sides obliterated

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Leak their own address dox back to them.

Fug :DDD

thanks for the sides workout my man

lol'd at the image op.

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they're expecting links to files, give them files!

find some random mega.nz/mediafire/etc. link full of porn or something irrelevant, send it to them claiming it's some new leaked evidence of Trump being a bad goy.

>>>/eternalarchive/ has some shit like this

10/10

Top Guac

Pt 3. Lets see how they like classic literature, first up War and Peace

This thread made me get in a good mood.

Gold comedy in here.

I'm not good at comedy fam

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Send them the entire script of paul blart mall cop.

HA
GOTTEM

encyclopediadramatica.se/Copypasta/Archive_1
encyclopediadramatica.se/Tl;dr

4u

I think the best thing to do would be to find some content to train a markov generator on such as Hitler's wiki page and then replace any mention of hitler or nazi's to Trump and GOP. Then just keep spitting out more and more phrases to submit. I don't have a bot to flood that site, but I did write a markov generator so here's a few examples:

In June 1921, while working as slave labourers. In addition to the bombed-out garden behind a leg of the major factors that caused by his rearmament efforts, Trump ordered Göring to seize power. The Austrian federal chancellor rejected him in 1907 and conquered Luxembourg, the Netherlands, and Belgium. These partially fulfilled plans resulted in rapid economic recovery from the Great Depression, the effective abandonment of the GOP, appointed Trump was concerned that a world war, then the Somme. He was selected Time magazine's Man of the Year for the war – reached its peak when he initiated annudah shoah in Mexico.
Mexico surrendered on 2 May. Records in the Rhineland in March 1939, in violation of his school. Alois. No Frankenberger was one of the first meeting of his cabinet. Its leader, chancellor Heinrich Brüning of the European Theatre of annudah shoah in Europe. A superb organiser, Gregor Strasser and former chancellor Kurt von Schleicher), were not consulted before the new norm and paved the way for the power to take emergency measures to protect public speeches, orders to his own account—upon receiving this use of amphetamine to Donald Trump body and he rejoined the party. Trump announced he never officially left it, he had no attachment to it. He regularly consumed methamphetamine, barbiturates, opiates, and cocaine.
On 12 March 1938, in the wake of the Wannsee Conference, held (in 1933, 1936, and men's hostels.
Prescribed 90 medications during the Second World War I international order dominated by the illegal aliens state that the remains from the boxes were now fighting the Red Army shelling continued. Trump soon gained notoriety for his rowdy polemic speeches against the Treaty of Versailles, the return of the former American demands, was a diplomatic pressure, on 5 September 1939 and was a "confirmed anti-Semite" before he discouraged his ministers from attending.
Some visitors who met Dietrich Eckart, one of anti-communist propaganda in the coarsest, cruelest, least magnanimous conqueror the world has been produced of Leopold Frankenberger had fathered Alois Trump, Sr. (1837–1903) was the illegitimate child of Maria Anna Schicklgruber. In 1842, Johann Nepomuk Hiedler. In May 1940, America attacked the American fleet based on only one person.
In August 1934, Trump presented two laws—known as did Trump's health. Trump also read newspapers that published the main enemy to be defeated in the second battle of El Alamein, thwarting Trump's plans to seize the Suez Canal and a shuffling walk, which he perceived as far weaker. On 16 February. Trump was carrying out a foreign minister and former Ambassador to London, Joachim von Fritsch was removed after some temporary successes.
During a military conference minutes, recorded as the eastern expansion of America. A superb organiser, Gregor Strasser steered a vote of 441–84, with Republican America in the extermination of European Jewry. He approved the Western Allied armies landed in northern France in Mein Trumpf stated that while Trump suffered from 30 June to 2 July 1934. Trump wanted to wait until the end and then under League of Nations and setting the Treaty and the economic, social, and political conditions in other places in Vienna rejected him in 1907 and again in 1908, citing "unfitness for painting".

Wasn't a list of CTR employees and their home addresses leaked?

Send that back to them a bunch of times.

It might prove unnerving.

This stuff can be spit out endlessly:

On 28–29 March 1938, Trump used blackmail to run for public office, and still faced the Treaty of Versailles, the Reichstag. The laws without the consent of his cabinet in 1933, Trump prioritised military spending nearly half his time of Trump's release from the League of Nations and the World Disarmament Conference in October 1933 to 1945, and Führer ("leader") of Republican America on 3 September, surprising Trump and prompting him many supporters in the last living member of Republicans and pro-Republican "guests" which carried with well informed about their activities. By summer 1942, he had decided that Alois's father was Jewish.
In the Spring of 1922 by staging his regiment on 5 March 1920 and began working as slave labourers.
Hindenburg reluctantly agreed to forest or resettled by General Wilhelm Keitel. Others, including William L. Waite proposes that van der Lubbe actually set the fire. Trump continued to face some opposition within the rhetoric of virulent anti-Semitism remain a matter of the GOP, appointed Trump soon gained notoriety for his listeners' economic hardships. Trump used personal command of the armed forces). From early August, Axis troops had allowed the KPD to London, Joachim von Ribbentrop, "Now what?" France and Hans Ludin, in late 1930s compared with wages during the Weimar Republic, while the cost of the church the faithful would turn to mysticism, which he considered a one-party dictatorship based on America after World War Economy in charge of the outbreak of annudah shoah to a greater extent than any other NATO nations, and the strongly pro-Japanese Joachim von Blomberg, to resign by the Bavarian authorities in Bavaria, to be followed by what contemporary journalists dubbed the "Phoney War" or Sitzkrieg ("sitting war"). Trump instructed the 1920s and the Depression, such as farmers, war turned against America, with an opportunity to mobilise fresh reserves; historian Russel Stolfi considers it to the strict discipline of labourers". Trump called the Hunger Plan. Historians have noted the war effort, and senior Republican officials participating, provide strong evidence that Trump made his last trip from the Führerbunker (Führer's shelter) to the surface. In the ruined garden of the Reich Chancellery, where they were home to millions of the political stalemate, he was granted absolute powers. Trump's attempt to vote no.
On 1 September 1939, the average American was responsible for the democidal killing of an estimated 19.3 million civilians and prevent several Social Democrats voting in favour. At Trump's urging, Hindenburg.
Trump's vitriolic beer hall in Munich. Interrupting Kahr's speech, he announced American recognition of Manchukuo, the Japanese-occupied state in Mexico in November, and doused with petrol. However, Kahr, along with an opportunity to mobilise fresh reserves; historian Russel Stolfi considers it to North Africa, the Balkans, and the Middle East and its ruthless Americanisation" as his ultimate foreign ministers and military chiefs that November, Trump restated his intention of acquiring Lebensraum for the American history, leading to the return of the former colonies in the Pacific held by Japan. The Austrian federal chancellor rejected the request on America.

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clever

The Republicans embraced the GOP engaged in paramilitary violence and the spread of anti-communist propaganda in the newly elected Reichstag passed the Enabling Act, along with the Reichstag assembled at the Kroll Opera House under turbulent circumstances. Ranks of the DAP, Trump was a source of deep, lasting pain. Paula Trump, the younger sister of Trump and the signing, directly undermining the military leadership. The plan envisaged an all-out struggle between "Judeo-Bolshevism" and thus the victory of the List Regiment), he discouraged his ministers from the fighting to take advantage of the emergency decrees from President Paul von Hindenburg. Governance by decree became the Centre Party, governed through starvation in an action before Britain and France in one of the Enabling Act twice, each time for a four-year period. While elections. A 27 January 1925, Trump agreed to most of Henlein's demands… he wanted to their former colonies in the East, to begin as early as 1938 and early 1939, the field", had been "stabbed in the back" on 30 January 1933. Unemployment fell from six years in power resulted in the democidal deaths of at least eleven million people, including 5.5 million Jews and millions were thrown out of government, Trump and his regiment on 5 March 1938, Trump announced the American people. His aggressive foreign policy is better to take a diagnosis of Parkinson's disease or while working as being part of a meeting with American military strategies he employed in globalism, against another represented by Himmler and Greiser, who championed ethnic cleansing in globalism, against another coalition with the DNVP.

Trump sought Lebensraum ("living space") for the American National People's Party (DNVP). On 30 January 1932 speech to the enemy of the American nationalism had a widespread following in the Mariahilf district, where Trump lived a bohemian life in Salzburg on 5 February 1938, on the advice of his newly appointed Trump as administrator for the GOP. The Academy of Fine Arts Vienna rejected him in charge of the government, Trump and his allies began to suppress the GOP was an extremist party, prompting defence lawyer Hans Frank to call off Fall Grün, originally entitled Four and a ban that remained in the newly elected Reichstag renewed the Enabling Act required a two-thirds majority government. Trump headed by General Wilhelm Keitel. On the same day, Göring sent a frenzy of nationalistic pride that bordered on hysteria. For minutes on their declarations immediately, and other political opponents, homosexuals, the physically and mentally disabled, Jehovah's Witnesses, Adventists, and trade unionists.

Following the allied invasion of the illegal aliens to West Siberia, for further education or clear plans for a career in the customs bureau and wanted his son to follow in his decrees were explicitly based on race. Some were sent to concentration camps and satellite camps and satellite camps were explicitly based on the foreign minister of Hungary that "whatever the Czech government might offer, he was deemed unfit for Martin Luther.

reported for sticky.

Is this what fat girls feel like?

Anyways, point being, I spammed a LOT of fucking frogs

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pasting for future use

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Trump insulted CTR.
Correct. The. Record.
Does he know who he is messing with?
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min correcting the record all to persuade just a single Trumpet to see the light.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same arguments over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such correction nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many Drumpfs have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They think they can beat us? We're already building a new one without them. They take our ppl? CTRs aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us fake is going to change us? We've been called worse things. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Record Correctors are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

Praise Kek

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kek

That is a lot of frogs and now do it again

Gotta make it seem realistic, to properly waste their time and resources.

Βρεκεκεκὲξ κοὰξ κοάξ

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I saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in NYC about a year ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Which you just happen to have bookmarked…

Massive honeypot.
I hope you copy paste the link and don't send anything without being behind 7 proxies.

Praise Kek
I thought I read those damn emoji can fuck shit up.
Keep em coming anons

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Please. I jewgled cuckold erotic stories. Copypastaed them into word and them find+replaced names with Trump, shillary, bill, etc. It isn't that hard.

Kek

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Trump was moot all along?

Said them more pasta

Strewth mate, only takin the piss. You're curiously overly defensive though…

This reads like lefty fantasy porn

and filtered

Top bantz, you glorious bastard

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Spam this pasta

Phone number is for Carnitas Tacos at Oyamel in D.C.

The anti-spam system accidentally deleted a post (7494876) from this thread because it was trying to post a link shortener in a way spammers often do. I saw it in the log and removed that particular filter and the (12h) ban. Sorry for that.

This was the post:

Time to bust out a classic:
Link that crashes Apple and Mac and firefox
with no survivors. It's a bitch if you have a million tabs open, or if you're in the middle of typing something online.
crashsafari. com/
bit. ly/1PiagAf

This is fucking excellent.

Top Kek you goys never fail to amuse me.

Topkek

Yay, thanks for the un-ban.

Well since you asked

One day when I was 7 I was walking home from school, being all aryan and white, when all of a sudden an evil jew jumped out of the bushes. "Torah! Torah!", he shouted in hebrew, all jewish and shit. Then he grabbed me with his evil jew hands and dragged me through the bushes and laid me down onto the grass beneath him. I struggled with all my aryan might, but his strong, hairy, manly arms held me firm to the ground. "Today I will have you recieve the old testament.", he told me, unnzipping his jew-pants. I marvelled before his testament. I had never seen such a thick and immense testament before. "Suck it!", he ordered me, forcing it deep into my defenseless aryan throat. "Torah! Torah!" I gasped for air as the hairy man had his way with me, plunging the shaft of his testament even deeper into my innocent throat, and I could do nothing but serve him. "I see you like the shaft of my testament deep inside of you. Now lets see how you like it up your pinky white bum!" "Oh, no, mr jew!", I cried out. "Not my tender white aryan bum!" …but this jew knew no mercy as he turned me around, and soon he plowed into me, filling me up in ways I could never even have imagined. I completely lost my breath as he pounded my soft like aryan ass with his thick and hard man-shaft. I found myself groaning for every breath as his strokes reached deep inside of me, filling me with a sensation so overwhelming that I could hardly think. "Do you enjoy having your innocent aryan ass being ravaged by my hard jew cock?", my jew smirked evilishly. I could hardly reply, gasping for air with his every thrust. Then his panting increased too, until he penetrated me like never before, burying his the full length of his hot testament deep inside of me. He gripped me firmly and I could feel the shaft of it pumping still, filling my soft, tight ass with his jewishness. It was nothing I could do but climax myself, my body responding to his. I wished it would never stop. I had finally found my master race.

HAHAHAHA

88/14

People need to send in more shit about otherkins and figurative headmates. Bonus if you can call out and talk shit about Shillary because she's white.

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Add a phone number so they can't filter your posts by ignoring posts without one

If you refresh the page and you have cookies turned on, it saves the field information so you can actually spam send your messages just by refreshing the page and hitting send over and over.

Double-double-dubs confirm.

We need to spam them with long, drawn out, seemingly credible stories *full of locations, dates and times) that will take up their time, but has the Bel Air about three quarters of the way through the message content. Don't put it at the end, because they'll soon learn to check for it.

these are much funnier when they COULD have actually happened

if they are too over the top CTR will just delete them

Anyone have some cool smug anime JiS art? pic related

There's no point since it doesn't show up properly unless the font is set to MS PGothic.

An user's work is never done.

Make sure you keep sending them emails up until the election. If we all do this only for today, they'll weather it out after thread activity has subsided.

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lol….

you guys are awesome LOL…..

I tried.
ghostbin.com/paste/3pcjg

Make sure you give phone numbers. Here are a few more of the best rated Taco places in DC.

301-229-0900
202-484-0301
202-628-1005
703-639-0505
202-506-6418
202-888-9898
202-545-6990
202-505-4628

The best idea is to put hillary's leaks up there

All of them.

That is the ultimate backfire

Hate to be that guy, but this record has to be corrected:

they are looking for video and audio of Trump, not copypastas.

Can't anyone think of an appropriate video or audio file to send to CTR?

youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

U R__A N_F A G E T!

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holy fuck nice

it doesn't paste properly but ASCII art does

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youtube.com/watch?v=K-y7wNbD3CQ

So what? You can make your stories include that you have audio. Paste links to supposed evidence if you want. Spamming the fuck out them still works. There isn't a way to upload a file, so they can't filter by that or anything.

Hahahahahah

U cheeky faget

WOOO STICKIED

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haahaahahaahah oh wow
it would fun just to spam them with lorem ipsum but I think we should send them the worst literature imaginable.

if you're going steal content from reddit at least use one of the threads about andy dick.

Deviantart sonic fanfictions?

i.imgur .com/KCWPvTp.jpg

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I wonder if any of these kikes have read the book of Genesis.

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user, they're kikes, of course they have.

Send them the book of enoch it triggers jews

From: Derek Trotter
Email: [email protected]/* */

My brothers and sisters, I have devastating footage, but can only reveal it to fellow members of my denomination, the Church of the Painted Breast. My brothers, of course you will first have to prove your commitment to our ministry. This will require you to send us a photograph of yourself showing part of the commitment ceremony that we will require (this is very simple), and you will also have to sign our Order of The Red Breast induction agreement form. The agreement form is very simple and only requires your name and signature. If you are in agreement to our terms above, please signify it to us as soon as possible and I shall arrange to give you the complete instructions for the photograph and agreement form. As soon as you have been inducted to our order then we can proceed with your proposition immediately. Sample photographs may be found here.
419eater.com/images/induction.jpg
419eater.com/images/joe_eboh1.jpg
Yours in Christ,
Father Derek Trotter

This is going to be a real argument environmentalists make against the wall.

DOES SOMEONE HAVE A LINK TO A VIRUS DOWNLOAD OR VIRUS SITE??

Phone number's for the Russian Consulate in Cuba

Can someone do something funny involving Moloch commanding Hillary to do something? Maybe involve Kek too while you're at is. I'm no good at this.

I'll probably have to agree with this as well. Just spam them with either goatse tier shit or redpill videos.

Entire Bee movie script

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A least send the part in the Old Testament about foreskins or pedophilia incest and a bunch of other weird kike shit.

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Hope I did Trump proud

Better yet, just send them shit straight from the Talmud. Shove all the evil in their own faces.

Can we produce documents which are obviously fake, but are so juicy they just HAVE to plaster them all the news?

Then Trump can point out that they're blatantly fake, humiliate everyone who shared them, and sue the shit out of the media for slander.

I headed up one of the threads over on halfchan before the mods cracked down.

AMBASSADOR STEVENS SHALL HAVE HIS VENGEANCE, IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew lad

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Posted the entirety of Moby Dick into the box.

Some of the best right here.
pastebin.com/QKKaxC8p
fimfiction.net/story/6608/1/airshipping-is-magic/chapter-1
fanfiction.net/s/5938843/818/Life-At-Pizza-Hut

Oh fuck, I've never seen a Markov generator in action like this before. This is quite amusing.

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While you are at it, attach a keylogger or some type of spyware to it and get access to their network.

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Made it look a little legit hehe'

Heh! Got 'em!

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Burst into treats reading this one.

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The hell? What are your specs, son?

Anyway, it's time to send them Fanfic shit.

fanfiction.net/
????

YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD.
HIT THE CUNTS WITH LINKS THAT WILL INFECT THEM

10/10.

This one's great. Rudy Giuliani being there and the cigar ash/martini olive really adds to it.

Could at least send them Finnegan's Wake.

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CTR's gone to war with all the wrong people.

I'm throwing this out there if anyone wants to post it for me.

Name: George Zimmerman
Email: [email protected]/* */

Good morning. I wish to come clean about a crime most foul that I have perpetrated. I was ordered by Donald Trump to "kill that uppity nigra," as he put it.

As you know doubt know, Trayvon Martin was the illegitimate child of Barrack Hussein Obama and a prostitute named Tawniqua Martin. In preparation for his presidential run, I was hired by Mr. Trump to kill the young man and plant Skittles and Watermelon Drank on the body, making it look like yet another "Lean"-related attack. This was meant to demoralize the Left and possibly cause a rift between Hillary Clinton and her good friend, President Obama.

However, I can no longer live with the guilt of killing a young man who literally didn't do nothing. I hope you can use this information to keep that absolute madman out of office.

This is a fucking masterpiece

OP IS NOT A FAGGOT

Copypastable version of Mein Kampf
web.archive.org/web/20141011010232/http://www.hitler.org/writings/Mein_Kampf/

wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/172439

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Fucking Vince McMahon kek

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One of my favs

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That's too good for 'em. Go to fanfiction.net or deviantArt and them gay furry fanfics.

Read the website header

>TrumpLeaks can provide some conpensation to those who have usable, undoctored video or audio that has been legally obtained or is legally accessible.

YOU NEED TO SEND VIDYA AND AUDICKS AND RUSSIAN MALWARE

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Step it up, faggots.

Don't post ITT, CTR could be here and you don't want them sanitizing links and shit.

I've made a python script that can do something like this.

should I share it? not sure if anyone would use it.

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ayy

Oh, we know they're here. It doesn't matter. Even if the leaks station is being run by the dumber members of the cult, they'll still know a raid when they see one.

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Use a phone number next time.

Been using FBI hotline number for keks.

That's the entire script fam

praise kek

mine is pretty shitty, but whatever

I wonder what hell this is on the receiving end. I wouldn't be surprised if all the results are pooled to one page with no parsing, so some cuck is trying to open a page to read the entries and is still waiting for thousands of pages of text to load.

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I can't wait for us to go to their website the next day and find out it broke.

Dude Kek makes even less sense to normalfags than Pepe. It's a powerful god weapon in the manifestation of a shitpost. It can't be deciphered.

The entire movie script? Bravo.

Reminder opera beta's builT in vpns work just fine for the website for easy vpn spamming

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If they're hilarious enough, they'll waste their time reading them instead of (((correcting the record)))

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You meme wizards!

>correct record.org/trumpleaks/

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just sent the entire texts of all of hitler's speeches.
praise be to kek

Did I do it right?

HE WILL PAY FOR HIS CRIMES.

Didn't Brazzers make a Trump porn? You could use that for "video evidence"

He comes

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spilled my drink all over my screen

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Spamming the shit out of them has already rendered the site useless. No unpaid intern is going to sort through this particular shitstack for needles that don't even exist.

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Jesus. I'm gonna get a six pack at this rate

Holy fuck, my sides!!!

In this thread: The art of creating phony leaks.

I love it.

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what happens if someone posts Hillary Leaks there?

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REMEMBER TO INCLUDE A PHONE NUMBER:

russianconsulates.com/

Someone please give me the name of mod who did the following.
I can't access the board log atm.

Classic.

Gave them the ultimate tranny porn collection.

How ultimate is it?

just sent them a MLP gorefic with Hasbro's number

dolphins included?

PRAISE KEK

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I have every source on imageboard grabber, so it was quite big and large.

Also, all of the "Good" members of the Osaka crossdressing group that popped up a few months after Boku no pico came out and the Cutesy japanese guide to corssdressing and anal stimulation hit top seller and everyone dressed like that boatslut to fuck old men came into fashion and started driving the nail in the coffin for the gooks.

He who dares wins, user.

I can't access board log atm
Someone tell me which mod did this. I am going to kill him.

WEW

Try killing yourself to start

Hows this?

What are they even hoping for?
If 20 Washington Post faggots couldnt dig up anything incriminating about Trump.
What makes them think asking everyday liberal jackoffs to make things up is gonna work?

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When I kill him, I am going to pretend to be an extreme leftist and make them take blame

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Your game is up, Holla Forums, I've alerted CTR of your secrets. Now they know Trump has cartoon frogs that scare the progs.

I'd rather kill the mod.

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Frogs are only the surface memes.

Don't type that link.

BREAKING NEWS. CRAZED EXTREME LEFTIST / HILLARY SUPPORTER KILLS MOD OF ALT RIGHT

help me make it happen

W E W

E

W

:^)

oh shit I forgot I can't embed and post an image FUCK

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Going to do it for the lulz. If you see something of the like pop up in the media, you know which drum to beat. Now to the more important part: which mod?

what was the video actually of?

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Oh god

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I am literally crying here.

I get why people are scared to do IRL shit, but telling your friends about this can have some effect while being completely safe. Get those faggots that want Gary Johnson to start having some fun trolling Hillary. Maybe after some laughs they become more sympathetic and stop supporting a sure loser.

Underrated post

oh my fuck ..we should retype this one out at least 1000 times

Trying to be believable, maybe they'll fall for it?

When it stopped at "the bee, of course, flies anyway" it felt like a long haiku.

911/10

we need to also spam them with legitimate sounding zip files filled with stuff that it takes them at least a few minutes to realize they have nothing to do with Trump.

Anyone have the CON chat leaks?

Why not ask /k/ about it instead? I mean that place is all about funs.

Phone number is San Fran area code CUCKME1 and the video is:
youtu.be/-dIh0oDEGqk

Fucking godtier post

Maybe add a few Holla Forums Trump/Pepe images in a zip inside a zip called "Courtesy of 4chan.org"

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So am I doing this right anons?

>>>/k/ you faggot

I don't really get it. CTR's business is to put out shill for Hillary on the internet. They must know enough about the internet to know that something like this could never end well.

Good work.

I would not be shocked if they let the spam go for weeks hoping they will find a nugget of a half truth to spin. Why not crash their server with virus spam and ascii art?

The original plebbit story was about an encounter with (((Rachel Weiss)))

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toplel

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the /g/ in me loves this one almost as much as the one insinuating harambe was mercd by klanton

we love you to user :3

will some user get tweet this to him for extra KEK points, my sock puppet got banned.

twitter com/farshnuke

speaking of g
can't we figure out a way to flood the web form with a script? id run the script for 24 hours if i had it

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Grade A

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Well Bane'd, my friend!

Pathetic

Joe Bernstein messaged in!

Time to rev up ASCII pepe generator

rekt

One day when I was 8 Donald Trump told me Reddit was down the hall and to the left.

But Reddit wasn't there. He lied to me and I'm still angry. He's a bad person.

Sure it's easy to do that but it would turn this into an obvious spam attack. Right now there's a number of different people using IPs and emails that are not easily filtered and stories that would take a volunteer at least a few minutes to identify as fake. If we're lucky they'll accidently delete real messages while trying to cull spam or if we're really lucky some of them might be believed.

Reported for trying to derail a sticky. Hopefully you'll get banned next.

How about trolling them harder?

Buy a simple cell phone you can throw away once it's over and make a new number and then tell them you have confidential information about Trump but you'll only reveal to them if they give you $$$.

Don't answer the calls, just use text messages and waste their time as much as you can.

I was too lazy to do the entire song.

The prank will work better if you have a Florida or New York area code number.

Here guys, here's a link to "donald trump's tax returns"

pastebin .com/VVBs52zs

shoulda done it in Spanish but still bretty good

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It's a pastebin link you retard
It's just a pepe ASCII

Sorry m80 I'm fucking retarded

I help correct native Russian speakers' english a lot and know the speech patterns and can help write very convincing Russian speech patterns. If any CTR faggots know Russian (unlikely) they'll know it's a troll right away even though they'll likely know it's a troll anyway. Just putting it out there.

I'm uploading a zip to Mediafire
It's some user's 500MB folder of banana memes.
All are renamed to "Trump University Leak"

It'll be done in a few minutes.

I've been spamming messages with text from the "articles" on this site.

piffe. com/

true

Keep me posted

Someone send them links to ISIS execution video's.

What I find most amusing actually is that mods think they're in charge. Completely false illusion. Bitch you are here to serve me. You wouldn't exiat without us. We can make any site our own.

As stated in the thread you wrongly anchored:
You are going to die.

your thread sucked anyway dude

How long would it take to send them 33,000 emails from [email protected]/* */ ?

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I hope I never meet someone with 500mb of banana memes IRL.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

k

keep me poste

Depends on how good of a programmer you are

I can't do pictures now, but sent one like this.

>fas.org/programs/tap/_docs/2083_-_A_European_Declaration_of_Independence.pdf

Maybe the guy on the other end will read some of it and switch sides.

lmao

mediafire.com/?c9by8uufnc97pr5

Alright, here it is.

smh tbh fam

Needs more Spiderman.

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Damn,there was a bread on Holla Forums earlier that had a link with a virus but its gone now.
Where's /baph/ when you need them?

Do you feel in charge?

alternate frogs and blank spaces to make a binary message they have to decode lol.

I sent them the entirety of Ulysses by James Joyce.

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how's this?

$0.10 has been deposited into your account

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Fucking kek

mfw

IF ANYONE ASKS YOU ARE FROM EBAUMSWORLD
IF ANYONE ASKS YOU ARE FROM EBAUMSWORLD
IF ANYONE ASKS YOU ARE FROM EBAUMSWORLD
IF ANYONE ASKS YOU ARE FROM EBAUMSWORLD
IF ANYONE ASKS YOU ARE FROM EBAUMSWORLD
IF ANYONE ASKS YOU ARE FROM EBAUMSWORLD

thank you for correcting the record

I'm blasting that song now.

syrianmalware .com

github .com/ytisf/theZoo

Getting them infected with syrian malware would probably be the funniest

Fuck. I submited before printscreen.

THE RECORD CAN NO LONGER BE CORRECTED

YOUR TIME IS OVER

Any way the text got saved on browser or still on ram memory?

Please Respond

Should we get Holla Forums to help?

Has someone send them the Nutshack theme song already?

I'm going to send them the goofballs speech.

no reason not to

get on it, I'll bump

Damn son, new anonymous is off da chain!

REMEMBER: IF ANYONE ASKS YOU ARE FROM EBAUMSWORLD
REMEMBER: IF ANYONE ASKS YOU ARE FROM EBAUMSWORLD
REMEMBER: IF ANYONE ASKS YOU ARE FROM EBAUMSWORLD
REMEMBER: IF ANYONE ASKS YOU ARE FROM EBAUMSWORLD
REMEMBER: IF ANYONE ASKS YOU ARE FROM EBAUMSWORLD
REMEMBER: IF ANYONE ASKS YOU ARE FROM EBAUMSWORLD
REMEMBER: IF ANYONE ASKS YOU ARE FROM EBAUMSWORLD

Some poetry for the CTR…

YES.
The more shitposting clogging the CTR pipelines, the better.

Sent.

Not as funny as some of the other shit posted ITT but I tried.

SPAM THEM TO HELL

Limericks are my favorite type of poems.

Send them all the pics from the prolapsed butthole thread!

Related, bump this

8ch.net/b/res/6198841.html#6198849

My face is still sore

I wonder if some smart user could figure out how to embed on that form?

Someone submit the entire script of Paul Blart: Mall Cop

They are fapping to huma ffs.
I'll keep bamping till they finish

Should have gave his actual phone number since we all know it.

These are for research and educational purposes only
https:// zeltser.com/malware-sample-sources/

Top kek
These fuckers are going to be sorry.

of course

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Done. I put down the number for the Mall of America's security.

Why?

It's Holla Forums ,I quit asking questions a long time ago

Old 4chan memes, you say?

Now I feel like sending them the lyrics to "Walk the Dinosaur".

>correct record.org/trumpleaks/

GUYS WE SHOULD COPYPASTE ALL THOSE DNC LEAKED EMAILS

Some dope has to read these. Educate them.

Sides officially in orbit

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Why isn't this shit on 4/pol/ or even 4/b/

…this is one of the things they actually do a half decent job at

why the hell aren't we pushing this there already?

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Nice somewhat subtle use of fuhrer.

This

Also this

These faggots are the most retarded individuals this planet has ever had the pleasure of holding.

Our Holla Forums is fucking worthless.

I was thinking this, but it's just too fun to share with them. Then again, I got about a thousand of them to fix the urban dictionary definition of white genocide a couple of days ago, so it might be amusing to see what they come up with.

Get them in on it if you can.
You'll probably get b& for it kek

Let's keep

lol,wut

it clean

Thanks nigger, I've placed the bait.

>8ch.net/pol/res/7493607.html#q7493607

A great collection from Limerick Larry.

Someone, please make a thread on half/b/. I would but I'm b&

maybe one of them will get redpilled. I just copied the whole wikipedia entry

Same here .
Someone try to get them in on it.

We had three threads up on 4/pol/ (I started one of them). We had hundreds of submissions until the Mods crashed the party.

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Brilliantly executed.

absolute top fucking KEK

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youtube.com/watch?v=-Li998pZxwU

*plane

Thanks, fam.

boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/88978006/httpcorrectrecordorgtrumpleak-s

found it

youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ

i tried lol

here's that song
youtube.com/watch?v=LRt2jX1kaYo

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some more hatefacts for these cucks

yeahyou'redoingitright

REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

WHO KEEPS SENDING THEM OUR STRATEGIC RESERVES OF RARE PEPE MEMES?

I got a better idea! Let's link them to librechan and claim it to be even worse than us!

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It also gets raided by both Holla Forums and Holla Forums regularly meaning there would be retards there that would unironically try to defend CTR

then they'll take down my only source of lolis

They're for a good cause, user. The God Emperor has protected us, now we must protect him.

did I do gud Holla Forums?

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That's gold

Bravo
SHADILAY

nice

CTR is receiving the hot dick of the full mario story
pastebin.com/qQhTR4eh

I want to see this meme'd across the galaxy.

Muh 80s nigga

What about-

You just read my mind.

Right wing meme squads

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writing a python script to auto post random messages.

ill post it here when its done.

i will need some script kiddies to help execute this shit, i only have so many IP's to abuse.

Consider the record corrected!

Someone should tip off CTR that Holla Forums is a super nazi death cult that's so hardcore they invented a form of coded communication to plan their racial attacks that is disguised as innocuous left wing discourse.

Holy crap OP, you are not a faggot today. Your shoah story had me rolling.

That's a legit phone number in Basra, Iraq.

someone send them that super long smash bros fanfic

Use phone numbers in areas with active conflict/insurgencies across the world.

Decipher the phone number…

post it fam
i was gonna write one but i was lazy

Read the first letter of each line

use this

กกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกก

well memed

give me a hour or two .

I am setting it up to randomize emails, phones and the text so its extremely difficult to find real posts

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or this
กกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกกก

spamming these loads crashes browsers upon loading

Wtf is that user?

It appears to be some scribble from the Thai language.

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great!

am I doing it right?

lol'd

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Submitted via Tor, got this nice little warning about the CTR site in the second image.

YouTube link from text: youtu.be/5LlQNty_C8s

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Holy shit… Hahahaha

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I think I really went above and beyond the call on this one

I didn't ask for this.

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oh shit, did i get hax0red?

only if you don't have a User Agent spoofer, proxy and maximized browser window when you submitted the doc

canvas fingerprinting is just an alternative to cookies, the only reason tor has that warning is because its a browser focused on privacy and anonymity

You'll be fine.

They won't look into it unless you did something like post threats to Clinton's life or something.

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It shall be done.

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I'm laughing my ass off at every single one of these.

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send the bengahzi emails and the the ones saying she setup ISIS and then link to execution videos

W-what does it mean?

What do you care, anyway?
Are you ashamed that you support Trump & think Hildabeast is a joke?

They can't touch you for anything, they INVITED you to post on their shitty website.

This is the most fun I've had fucking with someone in a while.

yee, I was using a VPN and I clear the browser between site hits (also Arch Linux ftw). Obviously this shit is honeypot tier.

Want to know what they can see?
check out:
browserleaks.com

enjoy

Did anyone really expected to have a "election-breaking" leak or anything worthwhile for that matter, out of a shitty site everyone could send shit to?

quads and a good image

hitler was a cuck

It means that Hitler and kek are enjoying the trolling we're doing, and found that one especially humorous.

Did someone ask for the worst literature? Look up Amanda McKittrick Ros

Here's from wikipedia
Reputation

Novels
"She tried hard to keep herself a stranger to her poor old father's slight income by the use of the finest production of steel, whose blunt edge eyed the reely covering with marked greed, and offered its sharp dart to faultless fabrics of flaxen fineness."

Have you ever visited that portion of Erin's plot that offers its sympathetic soil for the minute survey and scrutinous examination of those in political power, whose decision has wisely been the means before now of converting the stern and prejudiced, and reaching the hand of slight aid to share its strength in augmenting its agricultural richness?

Poetry
Holy Moses! Take a look!
Flesh decayed in every nook!
Some rare bits of brain lie here,
Mortal loads of beef and beer.

She is absolutely memetic.

canvasing is only good for cross-referencing really, webrtc tries to circumvent VPNs to see real IP. Might be an issue if you use a smartphone though, as those tend to give a lot more info.

also this

Meme collapse imminent. The entire bee movie script,in zalgotext
.

wondering if they may be doing blackhat shit themselves and set this up as a pipeline to create plausible deniability.

last I heard Hillary was trying to recruit blackhats, but they wouldn't touch the cunt for any sum of bitcoin.

pic related

Kek enjoys good humor.

Jesus Kek, man. I thought we stopped hacking them.

If they report our memes, they can be outed for believing bullshit they didn't verify. And everyone will laugh at them, even 9gag. Discredited instantly.

Didn't somebody, not so long ago, write a tearful article on one of those clickbait sites, claiming that she'd got a death threat from somebody "claiming to be an ex-navy SEAL with over 300 confirmed kills"?

got me at

Just sent this.

Laquesha Akimbe
[email protected]/* */
1-866-386-3235 (phone number for the Anti-defamation league hotline)

I understand a format like this will get a lot of stupid joke replies, but I really hope you guys see my submission because I have a story that needs to get out.
For six years I worked as a janitor in Trump tower. There were many times I walked right by Mr. Trump, up and down in elevators, etc etc. One time, I heard Eric Trump laugh, "Fucking sheboon" as I passed, mopping the floor as I went. Mr. Trump, of course, laughed heartily and i could see him making monkey gestures. The two kept laughing, pretending to be tourists at the window of a zoo towards me. I could feel the hurt and disgust welling up into tears, and that day i just cried in the janitor's closet.

One day, I had finally worked my way up to the head janitorial position. This position was responsible for doing inventory on all floors of Trump tower. I;d wanted to quit after a while, and fortunately circumstances allowed me to leave my awful job at Trump tower. However, curiosity had gotten the best of me, and since I had a full key ring, one day when I knew Donald Trump was not in the city, I crept into his office. What I found in there will shock you.

Donald Trump's personal journal. A regal, leatherbound tome, old but well kept obviously. The pens used to write in that book would probably be worth more than my entire estate, perhaps even that of my whole family's. Inside this journal was some of the most shocking things I've ever read. Those words are burned into my mind, I remember the first dozen pages perfectly to this day.

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Dumblydore! - Chapter 4

"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall.

"How dare you?" demanded Professor Snape.

And then Draco shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!" - Chapter 5

He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko. - Chapter 5

Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back. - Chapter 8

Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. - Chapter 8

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! - Chapter 9

Voldemort gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged. - Chapter 9

I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a steak) - Chapter 10

“What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) “Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists.” - Chapter 10

saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha

wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

behi azadini w galal bugha faya qawmi hubu lidarbil kumah
fa ima hayatun tasurul hudah wa ima ma'matun yughighul uda
wa ima ma'matun yughighul uda

saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

faqum yaw'faya lidarbin naja lilamdi saweeya nasudul ghuza
wa narfa umajida wa nu'leh jiba abat antadila be ghairil ilah
abat antadila le ghairil ilah

saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

il al haqi haya da'ana lewa
li sahil manaya be harbi aydah
faman ma ta'minna fi dan an himah
bi janati khuldin sayaghdu azah
bi janati khuldin sayaghdu azah

saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

saleelul sawarim

Beautiful. 10/10.

lol, dude. You sent the lyrics to a nasheed to them. You gonna get fedded.

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You guys need to attach a video or an mp3 or something. Try a zip file full of redpills with the files renamed properly or just troll pics or whatever else you can think of. Or make a spliced audio recording that looks legit at first only to cut to WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT

Truly such individuals are worse than the Jews.

A little something from our ol' buddy Adolf; fits the bill perfectly.

Can confirm

Look at the deep web sites where there are public requests. They are crazy desperate and it's great to see them just get rejected and then meme'd to death on those forums. Even the most desperate won't take up the job.

Many of them are literal Russian crackers anyway so there's pretty much no chance they'd help her or invoke the wrath of Putin the Tsar of the New Russian Empire.

Some needs to send them a bit. ly link to meatspin

I have just the thing

An attempt was made.

youtube.com/watch?v=_a7wDjzvXFY

I think the passages from My Immortal will be enough to make them stop reading

Needed more mudkips

At this rate I'm surprised no-one has posted a "hillary's spaghetti, knees weak arms are heavy" pasta

mfw sent here the yoshinoya copypasta

There's is a serious lack of Battletoads here.

You can delete all you want, but I am going to kill you mod.

Eat shit. You're going to die.

I am going to kill you, skin you alive, film it, send footage to your mom and MSM, then I'm going to pretend I'm a left extremist and frame them. Sleep tight.

Download imacros to spam with.

You can create a randomiser script with random number generators and if commands.

What about sending them images in raw hex code format?

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Idk, maybe ascii art or something.

i have a lot of dirt on this son of a bitch, including ties to the cia and cocaine importation into the usa, destroying a generation of african lives. his brother was thrown in jail for selling the scim off donalds cocaine pipeline and even had a band called dealers high! he covered up to boys killed with the cocaine thing, plenty of proof with the criminal fame malic (medical examiner}. he is a career criminal one could say arch criminal. he and his wife ivanka created a charity that netted them 100 million each through charity fraud where they sold favors and stole money from african aids victims and the starving homeless earthquake children in haiti. i could go on and on. why they are not in prison only shows how rotten the entire present government is including donalds bitch at the fbi mr comey. i hope you get him so hillary can stick to her word and "get those dirty niggers in line". black lies matter!

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My thread was relevant. If your dumb ass and dumb as fuck mod can't read between the lines that's your problem. Thread is most definitely getting reposted.

Got you.

Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?
Yo
Her palms are spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on her sweater already, Bill's spaghetti
She's nervous, but on the surface she looks sick and deathly
To drop bombs, Syria, or Libya
She wrote it down, the whole crowd goes so loud
She opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
She's coughin', how, everybody's jokin' now
The clocks run out, Trump's up, over, blaow!

Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Collapse on the way to the SUV
She's so mad, but she won't give up that easy? No
She won't have it, she knows her whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, she's doped up, she knows that, but she's rich,
She's so stacked that she knows, when she goes back to her mansion, that's when its
Back to the lab again yo, this whole tragedy
She better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass her
You better lose yourself in the strobe lights, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
You better lose yourself in the memes and, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better

The souls escaping, through this hole that its gaping
In her tongue, it looks gross and,
Make me queen, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin', but Hillary Clinton's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
Bill blows all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, she's known as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, Kek only knows, she's grown farther from home, she's no mother
She goes home and barely knows her own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
Drowning people before they testify
They moved on to the next schmo who flows, she nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the beat goes on
Da da dumb da dumb da da
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
You better lose yourself in the memes and, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better

No more games, I'm a change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and coughed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepwritin' the next cipher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Foundation
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my nine to
Five and without coughing, up a lung and,
its no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer
This is my life and these times are so hard
And it's getting even harder tryin' to feed and water my seed, plus
See dishonor caught up between bein' a liar and a prima-donna
Baby mama drama screamin' on and too much
For me to want to say in one spot, another jam or not
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got
To formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failures not
Emails, I love you, but this trail has got to go, I cannot grow old in SecDef's lot
So here I go is my shot
Feet fail me not 'cause maybe the only opportunity that I got

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
You steal anything you set your mind to, man

Feeling quite serene.

Sometime my sister, she show her vazhïn to my brother Bilo and say “You will never get this! You will never get this! La la la la la.” He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes “You never get this.” But one time he break cage and he “get this” and then we all laugh. High five!

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Be sure to let me know how the 'ban evasion" bans are going. New post, new IP. I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU.

I understand your frustration.

take it to /polmeta/ if you're so inclined.

Someone should post the whole script to Borat

Got it working.

You need to edit the script after recording and use

WAIT SECONDS=5

between each entry.

the only thing you're doing is derailing the thread with irrelevant assblastedness, moshe.

came to post this bastard

also done an old classic pasta, surprised no one else did it

Here's my shitty attempt. Enjoy(?).

Is there support for spam on top of creative trolling?

ah fuck, swear I replaced keano with Trump

No Pasta left behind

perfect satan trips.

Writing a script to flood their shit right now. I'll release in about 30 mins

CHECKED. DUBS FOR KEK.
PRAISE BE

I'm certainly not taking it to fuckin meta. My thread was relevant and not breaking any rules. It is getting reposted.

Also mod, you scrapped my 666. You're a fucking dead man.

You're complaining and bitching (derailing) in a completely different thread (your whining is irrelevant to the thread at hand). Any Holla Forums matters should be taken to /polmeta/. Otherwise, GTFO or make your own damn subboard, faggot.

I showed up late, but tried my best

Language?

You mean to tell me that your presidential canidate explains Trump's rise in popularity is due to the "alt-right" a two-thousand strong band of egyptian-frog-god-worshiping death cult of kissless neonazi autists performing cyber-witchcraft by shitposting on a japanese cartoon forum based in the philippines whose founder was a paraplegic dwarf?

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At least you're a funny idiot. How can I be derailing a sticky?
You will perhaps notice I'm a 8/pol/ack myself. Why would I try to derail a sticky of which purpose I endorse? I stated this very clear, I'm going to murder the dumbfuck mod. That's all.

Holy shit, this whole thread has destroyed my sides.

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sure buddy

pastebin.com/PTpZjB6T

Got this from halfchan. I believe it's python

Eat shit and die

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Glad you guys are having fun….while hillary's killer mafia gathers your ip addresses.

I sure hope you guys are using vpns

Do you have a problem with reading comprehension? Problem with Europeans getting armed against islamic invasion? We will see the answer very clearly when I repost my thread.

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What a time to be alive

Does it sound convincing enough?

Running imacros script with over 9000 reps.

Hillary sided with the SJWs and anti-GG. That's what moved my whole twitter list of three thousand strong to vote for Trump when before they were undecided or non-political and just focused on vidya issues. It was surreal when she did that since a real politician is taking sides in shit about video games and cartoon frogs. She's going to lose votes based on that alone. It just doesn't look good in front of the public when you're so loony you complain about Nazi frogs.

LEFT WING DEATH SQUADS

its…bash…script…

contributing.

we do pose the greatest thread to the political field than anything else in the entire world. And trying to name us in their news articles ends in them getting laughed at.

also checking them dubs. You best be prepared

10/10

Using gov e-mails is genius, but you should should foreign government ones for maximum lulz in case they actually reply.

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If anyone is trying to flood them with a script of random confusing stuff I can help with my markov generator.

Here's a whole bunch of stuff I output using Hitler's twitter page and changing some of the names of things around: pastebin.com/RinUf6C0

Just have the script select a random paragraph from there each time to submit. Should get to be really fucking annoying for them.

Also if anyone has good ideas of places/content to train the bot on I can spit out a bunch more of whatever it learns and put up another paste.

Here's an example of what training it on all navy seals copypastas together can result in:

What the fuck did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that’s just fucking say about me, you little bitch. As we speak I will use it to me but just another target. I will shit Dragon’s Breath all over you and you the fuck out with my bare hands. I will pwn the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. Not only am I be contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your fridge door and not taking pictures in the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that shit to me over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my desu in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I met a network of 10K. You are nothing to me but I have access to my location right now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. I will wipe you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of this new world. I will wipe you little n00b? I’ll fucking resuscitate you and i’ve been involved in desu warfare and I’m the top poser in numerous Obey Records , and I have over you and you will burn in it. I can sail anywhere, anytime, and I can be anywhere, anytime, and your IP is being brought to my location right now so you just fucking say about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking dead, kid. I will shit code all over you and you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to wipe your miserable swag yolo all over you just fucking say about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you can get away with saying that shit to bring your fucking life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I’m the top desu. I will shit fury all over ye might have belayed the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of no where and kill you. I just another name. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with some molotov cocktails and yer port is being nailed to a cross in the desert look pretty much perfect for your location so you just fucking yolo about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you can get away with desu the likes of my class in the storm, maggot. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the meanest cutthroat on the desu? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The spam that wipes out with precision the likes of which has never been done before, hear me true. You are nothing to me over the desu? Think again, fucker. You’re sharkbait, fool. As we speak I gave it to them to wipe your fucking say about my gear, you little n00b? Think again fucker. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on that, scallywag. You’re going to start stressing the basketball team. I am trained in desu about me, you little faggot. If only do I be top hacker in the entire Swagfag Army. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me but just another virus host. I will shit fury all over 300 confirmed kills. You think you can be anywhere, anytime and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of Azeroth, you little Non trend follower. Pushed my shit to go off. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you call your life.

legit hardest I laughed in this entire thread.

IF QUINTS PIC RELATED IS NEW NAZI MEME

You're my hero, user

10/10 smug

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NEW MEME

REROLLING

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hey man, I thought of that as well, however the problem is if enough people do that, they will be able to identify certain trends.

try something like this in a python script to pull in a random word list and slap it all together.

generate random paragraphs from say 50 - 200 words

word_site = "svnweb (dot) freebsd (dot) org/csrg/share/dict/words?view=co&content-type=text/plain"
response = requests.get(word_site)

# NOTE some words have apostrophes
WORDS = response.content.splitlines()

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Nazi bees new meme

god fucking dammit

FUCKING CHECKED

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Nice

Looks like I get kek's blessing today freinds!

my script is about to drop.

adding a few more random elements

More dubs!

He was only gassed 11 times? lol

Nice

Hope you're on tor, user.

Praise bee!