Holy shit Holla Forums the devil herself is coming to my college tomorrow! I don't know why I'm just finding out about this but it's probably because all my classes are in the business building. So, what should I do at the rally? Preferably something that won't have me (((committing suicide))) a week later. I lost my student id awhile ago and haven't gotten around to replacing it because I never need it, so this is the best I can do.
Killary's Coming To Town
They haven't canceled the event?
Yell P.E.P.E
Are you sure this isn't cancelled or a trick to draw you out?
Start a rumor there are Trump supporters in the audience, stoke up the flames and film the brawl.
Hold a sign with a bunch of smug anime girls on it.
D&C then faggots
Yell out "which one are you?"
If it is the real one, record arrival and departure. If she drops any more metal bits, pick them up.
Get a camera with a strobe light flash. Call yourself with the paper or some shit. Get close. While she talks, Set it off. it will cause an epileptic shock that will effectively shut her brain down. She seems weak to distractions so far, so something sudden like that is most likely to work. The filming of it will guarantee her medical problems arise.
She will look lost onstage in front of voters, and likely have consequences from it. if it goes on long enough, say you are videotaping a project. Use it as a reason to keep the light going constantly.
COMMENCE OPERATION STROBOPHOBO