Killary's Coming To Town

I am sure it is cancelled. But if not, cough really loudly every time she begins talking. Do a fake coughing fit to mock her.

Get a bright light and hook up a frequency generator toggle it on/off across a wide variable range. If you can also alternate the RGB colors at the same time that would be best.

Trigger that bitch into a seizure while recording, profit.

This. Turn on the flash as high as possible and take multiple pics. If you can get her to seizure you will be a true hero of western civilization.

Just hold up a sign with a smug Pepe on it and pose mockingly and smugly in front of her.

yell: PRAISE KEK!

This is an acceptable secondary trigger method, although light-years behind inducing a seizure.

The event is still on Hillary's calendar and the narrative is that she's in (((perfect health))). Plus I would expect her to come to a nig sjw shithole like my school if she came to Greensboro; which she has to because it's the third biggest city in the state.

I would never, ever do anything that would possibly harm Hillary, especially not something with such plausible deniability.

Pepe will cause her to freak.

Damn. Then do something nonlethal that distracts her (not strobe light) so she loses train of thought. If you can make her seem useless on stage from something trivial, she will look bad in her first restart of campaigning.

Could be something like tossing a ball into the air or something insignificant that distracts her.

You should yell,

STILL DICKING BIMBOS

That is why you fail user. You put yourself before the country.

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Be the hero Holla Forums needs.

SHOW UP DRESSED AS A FROG

get some chalk TONIGHT and chalk trump around the building

I really hope the bitch doesn't back out.

That's too funny not to do.

Seriously guys? I thought I was laying it on enough that it would be obvious but would still give me some legal wiggle room.
FOR GOD AND COUNTRY

She wont take questions most likely, and seeing her before/after campaign will be out of the question. Freedom of speech allows you to yell stuff then, indiscriminately. Talk about the recent leaks of millions for donors to get ambassador jobs.

Talk about Dicking Bimbos still.

Talk about something loud enough.

Or just talk about Sanders to her really loud. "WE WANT SANDERS, NOT A RIGGED HAG" etc.

Voice opinion is not illegal AND it will not ruin anything. It will make her distracted (main goal on stage is to distract to ruin her position), and you get off scott free for Constitutional rights.

If she does you need to have a few friends with those bright LED strobe torches.
See if you can set off a fit and make her leave with pants full of shit

Phone flashes aren't that bright you n00b, 3d print a gun and pwn clinton DO IT FAGGOT

I have one of those

As the cheering crowds settle down Hillary nods approvingly to her collage aged hillfire audience.
"We stand together today against the monolithic secret Putin-Pepe-Trump right-wing conspiracy, as a nation who tears down walls *cough* and not one who builds walls. Now pokemon go to the polls!" She is met with roaring approval, a mystery meat dark skinned college girl is absolutely losing her shit already, her uncontrollable drooling gets saliva all over her DIE CIS SCUM badge.
"And emergance of the Alt-right naziwhowantstokill6millionjews frog meme known as-"
"PEPE"
Hillary is cut of, dazzled her head spins on the axis of her spine for a three rounds until she can focus on where the sound came from. The crowd turns around to see a man entering the hall, skin as white as the moon, tank-top exposing his 14/88 tattoos, steeltoed boots, suddenly wermacht - Erika starts playing to the tune of his goose-steps. "Its OP" another Kekolyte, whispers under his breath, hiding his power level in the crowd. OP's luger, personally signed by Ben "one man Auschwsitz" Garrison, holstered on his side. The music is getting louder now, "Youre a fucking white male!" is heard from a crowd member but the rest are struck by such paralyzing fear of this KKK memelord that they all collectively shiver from witnessing such privilige. Hillary is now having the worst coughing fit yet, like a machine gunner in 'NAM from a helicopter her loogies spraying over the room. There were casualties, the deafening sound of her coughing is suddenly broken by an even stronger sound; the reinforced braces holding her sphincter together bursting and the frail millenia old demon spawn shitting herself uncontrollably.
A survivor would later describe the event:

As the caos ensued, OP walked past all security who were taking cover behind anything that could shield them from this barrage of human filth, straight up to Hillary who now looked like she was having a half seizure, half exorcism.
"Heh, nothing personnel kid" OP smugly said, and held up a picture of the rarest of Pepe's. The one that only appears in one of a trillion memes and cannot under Geneva convention law be stored on your personal computer. This sent the clown deamon into its final form, shredding its human form and assuming its 4th dimensional shape that can only vaguely be persieved as Satans asshole by us mortal 3rd dimensional beings, before quickly dissapearing through the jewish satanic interdimensional portal in the Large hadron collider in CERN back to the hectagonal shape on Saturns north pole from where she had come.

And thus OP saved the white race from certain destruction, goosestepped back to his house to the tune of Der Königgrätzer Marsch to shitpost on Holla Forums.

That was beautiful my aryan brother.

It's simple. Print out a picture of smug Pepe as seen in and when she's about to mention the alt-right, hold it up and yell PEPE as loud as you can. When they turn their attention on you, yell "HAIL KEK! TOP KEK! PRAISE KEK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" and laugh the entire rest of the time.

If you can figure out a way to play Shadilay as you get escorted out, that'd be great as well.

I'll be watching the rally and sending you my kekist energies through the dank webs. THE FIRE RISES, BROTHER!!!!

OP if you don't do this mission, you'll become even more of a faggot than you already are.

Bring a camera with a strobe flash app on it.
Get some of your friend to put the same strobe flash app on theirs.

Sit in the middle of the pack of chairs, so SS can't get you.

Half way through her speech, stand up and begin the strobe fest.
Take turns when u strobe, switching from 1 to the other.

This won't constitute assault or attack. You can just claim you wanted to distract her.

PEPEEEEE!!!

And the moon shined brightly on that night…

Record everything. You might be the lucky user who catches her having another medical episode and finish her off for good.

No guarantee you won't be suicided though if you're too slow to release the footage. So the moment you capture it, upload it immediately.

Get a bowlcut and wear a shirt with a frog on it.

Capped since it's great pasta.

COUGHING FITS PANTS OF SHIT

chant it loudly mid speech

Bump, I'm at Walmart right now what do I need?

Most of my friends are fags but I'll try my damnedest to get them to come. Thinking about body painting pepe on my chest and ripping my shirt off when they drag me out

a gun

a bunch of small, bright as fuck strobing torches
some green face paint to make yourself up as pepe
supplies to make your 'PEPE ISN'T A RACIST' sign

I would also buy an extendible baton or something else to defend yourself with from the violent faggots

Green paint, become an Avatar of Pepe.
Epipen for the necessary energy boost to run around on stage/wrestle out of securities grip.

Praise Kek

I have an adderall script for 30 mg instant release.

Will do user

sage because don't want to draw too much attention here but OP you fucked up.

By posting this thread you've definately made yourself a target and you will be watched from now until the rally is over.

godspeed.

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To people saying
Remember maskfags.

Because the headline "Trump-Supporter attacks Clinton" is just what we need right now, right?

Paint your face green and wear a MAGA hat.
May KEK give her a heart-attack

right on cue

IF HILLARY SHOW'S UP, IT'S NOT HER, IT'S ONE OF HER DOUBLES

If you can ask her a question ask her about the hot sauce.

The bounty is over a grand on wesearchr.com, you might as well earn some scratch by putting yourself through this crap.

wesearchr.com/bounties/uncover-the-truth-about-hillarys-hot-sauce

If not
COUGHING FITS PANTS OF SHIT
strobe her and make her drop

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$500 bounty- for providing a video of a reporter or other citizen asking Hillary Clinton what the deal was with her loogie, and if she's dying, along with her reply if she can manage one between coughing fits.

DO IT

wesearchr.com/bounties/hillarys-loogie-the-people-have-a-right-to-know

Yell "Bill cucked you" untill they kick you out during a quiet part of her speech

Scream "PRAISE KEK AND GOD EMPEROR TRUMP"

yes

PEPE!~

Start chanting like niggers with your mates.

GREEN LIVES (MATTER!)

NO PEPE NO PEACE

WE CAN'T MEME

etc.

Keep your video recording device at the ready or even rolling at ALL TIMES. Kek, Holla Forums, and the world demand it

this

yell Trump 2016 so we don't have to hear her on TV when they edit the fuck out of it. Bonus points if you get buddies to do it every 10 minutes.

this

Is Hillary even alive? This is like that Seinfeld episode where George says he has a holiday house and just keeps up the lie even though he has no endgame and knows he will soon be exposed.

user what the fuck
what sort of addict crackpot are you?

I took 30XR for two or three day straight study sessions, 30IR is insane.

Pretend to be a reporter and ask "Hillary, how's your Parkinson's?"

She's so confused SHE MIGHT ACTUALLY ANSWER "It's great!"

Why would you even do that? You do know that's not good for your nervous system or your brain, right?

Yell pepe
you fucking faggot

When your uni has a bunch of affirmative action students who are grouped with you and you then have to shoulder the white man's burden of doing entire projects alone without help then you might understand.

It wasn't often, usually red bull was my choice. Once I was told twelve hours before my final exam that I would have to be taking a class comprehensive final exam and I marathoned 17 chapters worth of lectures, vocab, and reading and aced the exam.

COUGHING FITS
PANTS OF SHIT

I vote for this, do this one OP.

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Education needs to be fucking fixed.

Just what I'd expect from a white man. Good luck user and try to cut out the drugs

I've been graduated for a while now so I haven't needed it. Worked as an accountant for a bit but I hated it so I'm taking the air force officer exam after getting a 98 on my asvab. Also have a technical interview as a systems engineer at a defense contractor.

Don't give them any new options

If there is an assassination attempt, you should prevent it

just sit in the front row wearing a MAGA hat, nice way to piss her off

You mean Venom Hillary.

It's time to take one for the team, user. Your life for all of ours!

This.

Or ask about Pepe. She has to be reminded of Pepe every day.

POOPOO PEEPEE

What you need to do is cough whenever things go quiet. Then just let the power of suggestion do its thing.

This. And constant throat clearing too. Wear something sparkly in hopes the light will trigger a seizure.

Assuming of course she even shows up. I can't fathom her actually showing up but instead, some stand in or an actual double. Make a point to take pictures if she doesn't and the lugenpresse lies saying she did. They fucking would too.

She's dead, like she has ceased to be. She is an ex-witch.

So the chalkening was a no go, there were people there all night and it was well lit and I didn't feel like getting tazered by secret service over something that takes 5 minutes to wash off (but is still considered defacing of public property). However there's a big rock in the middle of campus that people walk by allday that they let you spray paint on so I tried but I'm a shit artist. Plus when I walked by it a half hour ago everything was still there.

That's bullshit. Granted I've only checked a few local jurisdiction for Chalkening purposes, but they all had exceptions for "sidewalk" chalk and the like because you can dump water on it and remove it.

Good job on the spraypaint.

I have pretty bad combined adhd, I take Strattera too. But I've never gotten high off of any stimulant, meth didn't do shit and cocaine puts me to sleep, even the good stuff. ADHD brain =/= normal brain.
Like I snorted 60 mg right before I went on my mission for extra energy and felt perfectly fine.
And before you all say it I'm no longer a drug using degenerate, I only drink.

I'm not trying to say you're lying, but the law is bullshit. It's chalk for fuck's sake.

THIS

That disc that fell out of her pantsuit has been haunting me, I must know what it was.

Also I'm only 132 lb so when I say stimulants barely affect me I'm being dead serious.

I only did some cursory Googling but it seemed like some cuck judges had already gotten people convicted of vandalism for it and I couldn't find any specific NC statute.

If she's making a physical appearance it's probably a body double. I wouldn't expect the double to have seizures.

Faggots one and all

So is the body double thing confirmed? Because that whole she made a complete recovery in 40 minutes seemed like total bullshit. I'll take some more pictures of her for comparison.

Cat laser, shine it at her eyes

If it is the real Hillary I'll be willing to make the ultimate sacrifice, I just pray that they don't have some samson option up their sleeves. Plus I have faith the God Emperor would give me a pardon.

Get a smug pepe tshirt. Paint a white tee or print a fucking image out and tape it to your shirt if you have to.
Wear a zip up hoodie or jacket.
Show up early and get a front row seat.
Unzip the jacket in the middle of her speech. Hopefully she will comment and we'll get some good footage them ejecting a guy for having a pepe shirt, but either way she'll get triggered.
Afterward you can claim you aren't a white supremacist and were just doing it for the memes.

You could play something really loud and obnoxious on your phone in the middle of her speech. Better yet, get a burner phone, set the ringtone to Moonman, hide it somewhere in the amphitheater, and call it. Or if you're an EEfag you could rig something up to go off in the middle or remotely [triggered].

user YOU HAAAVE O DO THIS, ITS GONNA BE FUKKEN EPIC

do nothing.

she's boring, stupid, and she will likely make a fool of herself anyways.

or maybe, if you have an opportunity, ask her a very difficult question.

Gonna have to second this one. You probably won't even be allowed in but at least you could stand at the entrance, triggering her and spawning some photos as she walks in.

If you have a new phone be sure to set pictures or videos to highest resolution. Digital zoom in and stuff. Also do "slow motion" high framerate mode (samsung s6/iphone 6) which does 240 fps. This part is important. If she coughs or sneezes get it in slow mo to see where she sprays it. q-tip and dna swab that ground for fun (isnt dna testing of others illegal? I don't condone law breaking)

Or go the meme route, be subtle and yell pepe after clapping or laughter until you get thrown out.

KEK WILLS IT

Just scream

PEPE!

and make sure her reaction is being recorded.

Don't dox yourself, just have a friend film her.

You're either a shill or retarded.

Kek wills it

would it be illegal to gently throw a harmless stuffed frog doll at her while yelling "WE'RE WARMING UP THE OVENS"?

imagine this staring at you throughout the entire speech.

behave better than anyone else.
don't be a massive fucking faggot. nobody likes that.
bring people to our side.

You might not get charged with anything in the end, but the SS will certainly have something to say about it.
I think you'd be standing next to the barrier on her travel route andtry to give it to her as a gift, or ask her to sign an attached card because it's a gift for your niece.
As in they'll probably try to figure out who you are, but may not go farther than local/state police to find a criminal record/warrants.
The SS usually doesn't have a sense of humor.

get a suit that covers everything, and just stand (or sit) there front row with your arms folded staring her straight in the eye

Holla Forums what in the actual fuck this line stretches from here all the way to that roof you can barely see by the studio lights. I am legitimately in shock at how many people are actually going to see this evil fucking woman. This is fucking NC how in the hell can we be this pozzed? Also they've legit bussed in tards. I thought Hillary never ever could fill a venue. I guess I'll just go grab a poster and print out some hatefacts. The only possible explanation I can think of is that the faggy lib arts professors made it a grade.

They're even busing people in. Please post the most triggering shillary/trump stuff you have.

NO, PRAISE KEK.

Did you even think while you were typing that?

Yell PEPE

But she's already dead

There's tons of nogs, chinks, and white women. But there is a depressing amount of white beta cucks there too.

There were only a handful of tards. Most of the people there were normal, lots of boomers though.

It's a college campus user. It's to be expected. Don't let it get you down.

Well it is a college campus, no shortage of brain dead leftists when all the professors encourage and explicitly cultivate such things.

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I mean our nickname is UNCGay and it's in Ghettosboro. It's pretty much a school of misfits from theater kids to burnouts and landwhales with dyed hair galore. Which is one of the reasons I like it, I'm guaranteed a laugh anytime I walk around campus. I honestly think it's just cities in general that are like this.

I've already been over this you autists I was being blatantly sarcastic whilst having plausible deniability so the party van doesn't bust down my door.

Oh, I just like hands. I thought this was a frog petting thread like the one the other day.

Yes, cities are something that simply shouldn't exist. Country and town life is just the way to go, if you aren't on a first name basis with all of your neighbors and business owners you are in the wrong place.

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It's friendly frog of love time! Let's all love her! I love her to death!

CTR being really slow lately. Did they dock everyone's pay now that the cunt died?

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She's getting slower, I think she is loosing it! She is having to pause to remember her speech

Anyone else seeing cuts in the stream, like it's been edited beforehand? Is this a pre recording?

SHOUT PRAISE KEK DURING HER SPEECH AND MAKE SURE THEY RECORD IT ON TAPE