A handful of Republican lawmakers led by Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) is waging a last-ditch effort to stop the US government from handing over control over internet domain names to a nonprofit group of global stakeholders in a debate that has become highly politicized.
At a senate subcommittee meeting Wednesday, Cruz even suggested that Commerce Department employees could face two years in jail for allegedly violating provisions in a government spending bill that prevents the agency from using funds to carry out the transition.
Maybe he can redeem himself but then again Ted Cruz fucks everything up.
Ethan Watson
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Joseph Taylor
Fuck him We need to take control over internet from US. US is shithole without human rights.
William Stewart
Literally who?
Hunter Miller
Every time.
Bentley Barnes
Because he's a disgusting backstabbing kike-loving slimy piece of shit rat? Only reason he wants the internet free is to convince retards and normies to vote for him on 2020 too bad there won't be elections anymore by then
Jordan Martinez
Looks like someone doesn't want the UN to have access to some files there now doesn't it
Kevin Sanchez
Who the fuck is Ted Cruz?
sage for eceleb faggotry
Jacob Taylor
He's just doing this so he can say later "I tried to save the internet". Apparently that's where he thinks his delegates are hiding.
Also, I would not be surprised if this thread is also on halfchan.
Adam Moore
I've been wanting to shitpost this somewhere.
Ethan Davis
Huh, he's good for something after all.
Michael Cook
only shlomos use tor
Austin Morris
This one sounds asian tbh fam.
Wyatt Davis
I'll bet guns actually do make ass sounds when Ted Cruz uses them.
Ryan Jackson
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Ryder Baker
Essentially this. He's obsessed with our memes. This is why he hired ole Danny Boy Gabriel and tried to hard to subvert this place and halfchan. It's also why Hillary has spent so much money on CTR. This is just Ted trying to get back in our good graces so if he runs again, he can say "look at what I did for you, you owe me , now become my meme machine".
Owen Powell
LOL
Cameron Robinson
He ate a booger on TV and my tendies came up, Mom wouldn't get me more. My blanket was soiled, my comfyness ruined.
Brandon Wood
he won't get shit if he's face to face with a Trumpson or Trump himself again.
Cooper Hernandez
WTF i love ted cruz now
Benjamin King
You stupid nigger. He's not trying to save the internet. He's trying to acquire control of it for himself so he can fuck us over for memeing him out of the nomination. You need to more closely examine the actual legislation he is putting forward here.
Brandon Hall
WTF, I LOVE TED CRUZ NOW!
Gavin Wright
Fuck off.
Owen Myers
why haven't I heard about this on anywhere else besides Holla Forums? Not kikebart, not twitter, nothing. wtf gives man?
David Cruz
Because he was also fighting to increase H1B visas 500%.
Angel Thompson
HELLO
Jordan White
hello rato… delet this
god dammit we're not doing this shit again. people who post this need to go on Kek's shitlist.
Nathan Howard
sage
It's on Drudge
Ayden Miller
I MEME FOR NO MORTAL MAN
Ryder Hall
I meant to sage that one
Cooper Perez
Because he's a cuckservative.
Rafael "Rato" Cruz is shit, still pretending to be a 'conservative'.
Adrian Reyes
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Levi Stewart
Because of everything else he's done.
Colton Murphy
Holy shit lad this is golden. Kasich confirmed comfy uncle tier.
John Richardson
didn;'t he talk shit at the nomination?
Angel Sanchez
So h'weird. He'll sure shit on atheists but he'll never say anything bad about the le good muslims.
Dominic Jackson
Because he wants to throw open tge borders and import more brown Democrats.
Colton Ortiz
Radcliffe is a kike btw, something i've always found funny
Brayden Jackson
Someone taught him that DNS involves domain delegation.
HAND ME THE DOMAHINS
Jackson Stewart
He will only fight it for as long as he thinks he'll lose. He is the definition of controlled opposition. He'll work behind the scenes to make sure it goes through if he starts thinking it might get blocked.
The man is basically a Bush, with a penchant for lying to tea party types.