Could you do it, Holla Forums?

Could you do it, Holla Forums?

Try it for 21 years, faggot.

5 years is hell enough

Does fapping count?

What a faggot

Psshh, masturbation isn't sex.

I only do with cheap whores

I could have sworn it did in the movie, but I haven't seen it in years.

Can't participate if you never played the game in the first place.

hurr THATS IMPOSSIBLE XD
I can barely go AN HOUR WITHOUT STICKIN MUH DICK IN A WOMAN XDDDDD

As infuriating as the basic premise of the movie, it gets worse when his ex-gf rapes him to make him break his vow, and his new gf gets angry at him for it.

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Jerking off counted too.

Fucking this. I don't mean to sound like a MGTOW or anything, but why is it that men are considered dumbasses even if they do nothing wrong?

Are you okay, user?

He couldn't fap in the movie either.

This blatant promotion of sexual depravity makes me sick.

That is the most normalfag poster I've ever seen

t. Ugly Virgin

He doesn't have to be a virgin.
I'll fug him if he wants.

I could, but I don't wanna

Nick Dipaolo is to blame for the death of Tough Crowd.

7 years and counting

fuugggg

Well if that's the case my personal record stands at 113, which is almost 3 times the amount this faggot did in a fictional setting. Probably jerked off between shoots.

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No, I'm mad, and just hate normals that can say it's a challenge to NOT have sex for X amount of time.

Welp, year 34, month 3, day 12-ish.