What's a good secret hiding place for my guns?

What's a good secret hiding place for my guns?

dig a hole

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1) Put a hole in your wall
2) put gets inside
3) Fix wall
4) Keep hammer or something near where the stash is at

in ur butt

inside of a cat litter box underneath the litter. the litter will also prevent the metal from developing rust.

Handgun or rifle?

This

this i hide everything in my butt

both

definitely in your butt

Hmm, a rifle isn't hidden easily.
A good place to hide a handgun is a range hood if you have one in your kitchen. Remove the filter and reach up the chimney as far as you can and tape the handgun there. Or better build some kind of ledge where you can place it as the tape will probably come off because of the cooking steam etc. Ofc put the gun in a plastic bag or something so it doesn't get all greasy and wet from the steam.

In your mom's gigantic cavernous piss stained cunt dungeon.

Shit book tbh

There are gun magnets just for this – they can be screwed into place and the metal sticks to it by some magical force. The kitchen has all sorts of potential.

Good idea. Screw the magnet into your butt then stick the guns to the magnet so they don't fall out

Under your foreskin.

inside your boipussi

I have two glocks hidden in my rectum.

Inside your other gun.

duct tape it to the top panel inside your oven
nobody will ever see it there and it will always be accessible

In one of Dysnomia's fat folds.
The only hard part about that is remembering which one.

It goes up the ass easier.

I am sure it does. Sadly for you, OP does not have a bazooka. Just a rifle.

please do not actually put guns in your butt

Get your own place and you won't have to hide them

thanks

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Dishwasher

great