Handsome Dude Chick Problems

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I'm a 22-yo going out with a 13-yo girl. We just don't see what the problem is. There's nothing sexual between us, we just really enjoy hanging out together, and love being in each others' company. We spend a lot of time together with her family, and they accept us just fine - they can see how we care for each other is very real. We appreciate other people don't understand the depth and joy of our relationship… my gf is short enough that we get weird looks when we're out together in public. I think 5'2" is pretty tall for a 13 year old, though. Fuckin' normies. Leave us alone - we're all happy - isn't that all that matters?

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Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything – I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these little girls. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this girl in the daycare center. Nothing weird, just a man and a little girl talking about her favorite toys while she's coloring. The girl looked like a real cutie, tiny shoulders, innocent smile, pink hair clips. She didn't seem the least bit teleiophilic. At least not until she started sucking my cock, that is.

Where does this little girl get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look pedophilic to her? Did I have an unkempt beard and moustache without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, Lolis, Suck My Cock."

I've got nothing against little girls. Let them be free to do their teleio thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem.

Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a healthy-looking, blond-haired little girl in her early preteens. She seemed normal enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, she's sucking my cock!

What is it with these little girls? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough pedo cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some little girl. But try telling that to the girl at the beach. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who sold me lemonade. Or any of the countless other teleios who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

I tell you, when a little girl is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this midget ever get the idea that I was a pedo? And why does she have such adorable shoes?

It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a little girl passes me on the street, I'm afraid she's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy marital relations I enjoy with my wife – even some that haven't actually happened.

Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these little girls mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started driving in an unmarked white van with tinted windows in the hopes that it would frighten those little girls off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these midgets?

I swear, if these little girls don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures – like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the playground with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.

"It happens a lot to me, too. It's quite disturbing, actually" - a male daycare teacher

Teleiophiles are a growing concern in our society. 1 in 4 adults is molested by a child at some point in their lives.

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what's the algorithm behind your filenames, rin?

I heard about this

dat tbqh.

not sure why i find this pasta amusing.