Confusion, fear, and possibly a boner

BOY do I have some fucked up shit to share with you guys. Seriously, I need to share this with someone. Sorry in advance

feel free to share if you have stuff like this

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Ok it’s time for some fisting! I mean sex, I mean…both? These are Meeps and this is how they commit pre-martial sin in the eyes of the lord. Why their arms? Why not! Leopard slugs have their junk INSIDE OF THEIR HEAD, octopi also do it with their arms. So, yeah.. this concept actually exits in nature already, I am not being that original at all. The question you should be asking is why always between the legs? It’s a clumsy place at best, and the ridiculous positions we have to get into for it just proves it. Many animals have a tougher time with it to; some even get hurt during it. Talk about fail lol.
Anyway, the mechanics of this is simple. The male has a meat-sleeve; a foreskin that stretches over his entire arm, it’s like a glove. He pulls them down and inserts his arms into the orifice on the palms of the female. The female has extra fingers for gripping below her palm to, but all those bones are dislocateble like the jaws of a snake. The arm-penis goes down the entire meaty length of her arm till it reaches a round fleshy water balloon thing that feels like a breast. Around this are three vagina-like holes for him to insert his penis nubs/fingers into while thrusting. In order to achieve pregnancy he has to squeeze the round fleshy thing to release her eggs(the ovaries are in there), as well as ejaculate. Because this is being done with both arms the chance of pregnancy is extremely high and has an amazing success rate. Recreational sex also has an almost non-existent chance of pregnancy since the male can forgo applying the pressure to the ovary-sack while thrusting. Their population stays steady and perfectly controleed.

They do variations as well, just as you’d expect from an intelligent species. Their version of a 69 would be him sticking his head into one of her arms while she swallows one of his. It’s really quite cute =D When not fucking all over the place like the neighbor's dogs the only clothing they wear is odd metal plates made of a clear alloy. The females also wear coverings over their hands (think giant leather gloves) but the males are usually bare.

okay that's everything you can go about your evening now

found a few more

I will after I am alone

kys op. thought we'd get an edgy sexual story.

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That's quite a collection.
How many years has it been since the artist had an relationship with the other sex? (Not talking about sex) {unless they're still a virgin} But still, this looks like a social depravity like nothing before. It's okay to go outside for a few hours. The oxygen won't bite, I promise.

maybe some of us are misanthropes

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where on the furfaggot scale does /xeno/ come?

(((schizophrenia)))

bump

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Needs moar insectoid abdominal penetration.

I forgot to bring any

I have uplifted tapeworms though.

I think you have problems, OP.
Tank me for this later, yah?

thank you very much
so hard to find porn of this thing

normally i don't like ponyshit, but that, uh, thing looks pretty inviting

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i dotn like, when they sexualize something nonsexual, or humanizing them, to be exact. What i mean is the aliens here - they r like ants - they have a queen drones and a few males for reproduction. Males fuck queen, queen lays eggs, carriers hatch and those infect hosts. What doesnt happen is male fucking women and women birthing aliens. Also the drones looking like human females and having sex

More

Any more rats?

It's sigmund freud fucking an alien…not something I ever expected to see.

10/10 thread

You are up late shitposting on Holla Forums one night, when you look down and see this. What do?

one or two of these might already have been posted, if so, my bad.

oh boy lots of sesxy alians keepit up folkx

I'd feel cheated and fucking disappointed. If you're shitposting on Holla Forums then the succubus has got to be N8, accept no substitutes.

You're not very familiar with Geiger's work, are you? The literal aliens of the Aliens movie franchise, no they don't have sex because they don't have a sex, except for the queen and presumably there's a couple functioning males; the rest are drones.

But the aliens? They're based on Geiger' artwork, and those are very sexualized. The fan artwork you see here is just an outpouring of the fans' weird fetishes with insect shapes. Being as humping an alien would probably hurt like heck, with all those sharp angles and hard surfaces, I assume it traipses on BDSM territory, but I'm not really sure as I haven't exactly interviewed anyone on the topic.