10 Reasons Why You'll Never Be As Cool As Fonzie
1. Your mother dresses you funny.
2. You smell bad.
3. Your hair looks stupid.
4. You're not Italian.
5. You don't own a motorcycle.
6. You don't own a cool leather jacket.
7. You don't have a catch phrase.
8. You're weird looking
9. Your eyes are crooked.
10. You're not Fonzie.
Bump
Who???
Is this another Amerifag Nickelodeon kids show faggot?
1. I live alone
2. I shower daily
3. My hair always looks good
4. I am Italian
5. My motorcycle was taken by the police
6. I stole a leather jacket from a man who is in jail after I fucked his wife
7. fritada
8. negative. i get pussi u niger
9. no. my face is white and normal.
10. I should be.
ur livin it.
Fuck you, I'm cooler than him tbh
the actor, (((henry winkler))) was actually so scared of the triumph motorcycle the studio provided, he refused to even straddle it if it was running… the ONLY scene where he is seen "riding" the motorcycle (for less than two seconds) is in one of the shows early opening sequences… teamsters had to give him a running push and then quickly duck behind cars on the set - took like 30 takes…
100% true
What was so scary about it?
nothing wrong with the motorcycle…
the fonz was just a huge jew pussy irl…
jews are brave af
my grandfather survived auchwitz, he saw his mother gassed alive, and then butchered and turned into a pair of shoes, some bars of soap, and meat
the nazis forced him to survive on that meat and hitler himself wore the shoes, he became hitler's personal shoeshiner and used the soap made of his mother to clean hitler's shoes
then when the allies invaded germany at the end my grandfather slipped poison into hitlers wine and killed him and his wife saving humanity
NEVER
FORGET
its like I was really there
I am all of these:
Faggots
Nazis Holla Forumstards
Ponyfags
Femanons
Gamefags
SJW's
Data Miners
Goons
Cucks
Flatulists
Reposters
Jews
Rins
Dysnomians
troles
Pedos
Autists
Creepers
Travisposter
Wincest
Spammers
Pissheads
Bigots
Nicoles
Fucktards
Keks
Conspirators
Spergs
Kennedi
Scatters
Shitposters
Getters
Cancer
Betas
Wankers
Gorers
Sagers
YLYL
Newfaggers
Furries
Bullies
BBC
Virgins
Summer Redditors
Butthurts
Dysnomia
Niggers
Vargers
Gondolans
Stoners
Kikes
Cumdumpsters
Benis
Memeheads
Banned
Ayylmaos
Stalkers
Found the underage
damn I'll never be fonzie
This makes me sad to learn the Fonz was kind of a pussy, but also makes me feel cool being the owner of a Triumph Trident.
FUCK YOU MY LEATHER JACKET IS COOL
Or someone from a country where they didn't air this show.
Ten reasons why you'll never be as cool as Geordie from Startrek the next generation.
1. You aren't pudgy.
2. You aren't soft.
3. You aren't a midget.
4. You aren't blind.
5. You have a friend besides a robot.
6. You aren't hopeless with females.
7. You don't wear a babygrow to work.
8. You don't have your mind taken over through your fucking stupid implants that don't even have WPA2 with 'password' as the password to protect them.
9. You don't allow your ship to malfunction dozens of times while trying some kind of experimental upgrade, despite being in the middle of deep space with no one at all around to help you, when you should be protecting the integrity of the equipment at all costs.
10. You aren't Geordie.
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Bullshit
You won the game.
Another fucking racist Jew making fun of Italians.
That supposed to be a problem?
The based bantz D&T teacher at my old school used to call me the Fons everytime I wore my leather jacket to school, even did the whole ayyy and shark jump references.Can honestly say those were the peak experience's endured in my life.
Is 28 underage now? Because that is how old I am. Maybe you are just an oldfag. Or maybe the faggot is not famous in my country.
After years of being obsessed with lesbian porn, I eventually came to the realization that I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
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