Help me MY CRUSH WON'T TALK TO ME

I've been texting and emailing my crush a lot but she still won't respond after all my emailing! I know it's a lot, but I don't have many friends or family who talk with me!!

Try again tomorrow.

You again?
I said keep texting her and sending her dick pics.

this is how I met my wife.

You're sure those will work? But I will do it if Emma likes me!!

I sent them, she hasn't responded yet tho

how's that working out for you?

She asked if it was my brother again when I sent it. Now what?

pretend to be your brother and ask her if she like

How's this

good. now, go to church and repent your sins

why did you copy the same exact thread from yesterday

I still need advice!! Don't bully!!

Show her a picture of your butthole and tell her you will be her bitch and she can pound your butthole with her strap-on. Tell her you like kinky stuff. Tell her you want her to fart in your face and make you lick her asshole clean after she takes a shit. Girls like stuff like that.

ask for nudes

Is she cute? Post a picture of her on her and let us evaluate her for you.

I asked! She hasn't answered yet

Sooo she thinks your brother sent her a dick pic? Ask her if she masturbates while looking at it..
I bet she looks hot while she masturbates. Do you think she fingers her asshole while she fingers her pussy? I bet she does. Most girls do.

I have!

She said no what now??

How old is she and how old are you?
Tell her you want a picture of her so you can look at it and think about her all the time.
Tell her she makes your testicles ache and your dick hard. Girls like it when they can make a guy hard. (Your mouth can lie but your dick will always tell the truth)

Roses are big, violets are bigger.
If you don't date me, you'll get raped by a nigger..

Roses are red, violets are blue
So are my balls when I think of you…

ask how big her dick is

(´・ω・｀)

Ask her if she will go with you to the Enchantment Under the Sea dance. Bitches love dances

Okay, I did it! Also what's
(´・ω・｀)?

i don't know ask your girl

That's the famous testicle nose face
How new are you ?

Testicle nose face?

Yep

How old are the two of you?
8==========D~():

We're both 19

we would love a picture of her. or her body. does she wear any rings? if she does, she's a faggot.

Have you been bein' steady with the texting since last night?

Take her out to a romantic place to eat like McDonalds and buy her a Happy Meal, fries and a shake. I bet she will let you touch her boob if you do that.

then fuck her in the toilets

Or fuck her on the playground. Make Ronald McDonald watch as you sodomize her.

I forgot to ask you, are you white or are you niggers. Cause if you are niggers you might want to take her to KFC for sum chickens and purple drank. Nigger bitches like chicken and purple drank.

Everybody loves chicken and purple drank
source: im not a nigger

I always thought saying "purple drank" would be considered racist until I went to a black household. It's literally what they call grape Kool Aid. The first time I heard them say it I just busted out laughing

OK. Good. You're not a nigger. Should have known cause a nigger wouldn't be on here asking for advice, he would have just raped the bitch.

Take her out on friday night. Stop by your local porn store and go inside and buy her a dildo and vibrator. Bitches like dildo's and vibrators…

A girl can never have enough dildos. One for her mouth. One for her pussy and one for her asshole.

We need another update on progress, OP. Where you at?

"I have a message. Lieutenant Colonel … OP's plane … was shot down … over the Sea of Japan. It spun in … there were no survivors."

That's three. If she had four that would one be too many, you dumb ass.

b8? or just psycho autism? we may never know.

But they come in all shapes and sizes and colors.
You want her to have a big variety of things to shove in those tight little holes of hers when you are not there with her. My girlfriend has over 100 dildos and she uses at least 10 different ones each day. Her favorite one is the horse shape and the ejaculating one. She also like using the inflatable butt plug to expand her asshole so that it gapes. I love it when her asshole opens up and she lets out horrendous farts from slamming her asshole with dildos. Sometimes she pumps her asshole a little to hard and shit comes out. She just calls in the dog and lets him lick it off of her and then she goes back to ramming things in and out of her asshole again.