Do escorts feel loose as hell?

Some girls are so loose that it feels like fucking air, I want a girl that actually feels god tier and I'm wondering if there is such a thing as an escort that isn't as loose as a canyon

Thinking about going to getting on a plane to the red light district of amsterdam or something, don't wanna show up and be dissapointed

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Not if they're 12

t. small wiener

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How old was she?

fake

Women pretend, it's fake.

early 20s idk what age exactly
apparently the girl is a turbo dick carousel rider so it makes sense that she is empty
i dont know what to make of it that I could spread my pointer and middle fingers all the way apart to form a V and just barely feel the opposite ends of her yet she apparently got off really hard from my dick and said she usually never gets off from anything other than being eaten off


obviously i wasnt actually in her gut but I know for a fact I felt her cervix, my dick head just ever so slightly bent and it was from impacting something

not cervix

1. Unless you have a 8-9" cock like me tbh you will NEVER hit the cervix
2. grannies are gross and have loose pussy

ur gay faggot

fuck if i know then the point is this bitch was way too lose, even when I had whiskey dick before it still felt better than this bitch and I was 100% sober with her

You will feel dissapointed with the aids you bring back

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my point is all women will be "loose" cus you have a small wiener

How long is your erect penis? What is the girth of your erect penis? These are things we NEED to know.

not him but i'm 6.5 EL and 5.5 EG

hoe fucke am i?

You're average. If you have a decent body and face women will gloss over your average penis as long as they've never seen a truly yuge penis irl.

idk, I think I measured my dick length a few times as being 6.5 inches and I never got around to the girth, every girl that's ever come into contact with it always said it was "big" and one called it "thick"

doesn't make me feel any better because Im still incel outside of a handful of hookups where either we were both drunk or I was sober and she was drunk, common them is if she is sober its not happening, one girl was on coke so idk where that falls

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Also the extremely loose girl I'm complaining about was actually sober the 2nd and 3rd time I think (went to her house a few times) and she still went on about it

Ive banged lots of whores and none of them were really loose.

Okay here are two possible answers.

You're either a circumcised mutilated penis.

OR

Far more likely is you're fucking granny sluts, anyone older than 15 (and that's pushing it) is going to be loose.

If you can easily fit your pinky finger in, with lube, she's loose as a goose.

see here
also un circumcised

cmon now your memeing

Am I memeing? Or are the girls you're fucking past their prime? 20 years old double the age of a woman's prime.

Virgin right here. Thinks you can't even touch the end unless you are a nigger.

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hes talking about touching it not going through it
no dick is able to do that

large if accurate

Uh, how do you think women do abortions with coat hangers? If you have a truly ebin dick it can penetrate the cervix, it might be painful 4u big guy tbh.

lel, is this actually a thing?

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Yes, in America where abortion is illegal.

It was about 80 years ago.

Not my problem faggot

Literally most liberal country on abortion

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No we need to be like Europe!
whats that? they limit abortions to twelve weeks and require good reason and have a corporate tax of 20%? wtf i hate europe now