Walk into kitchen

...

Poke it with a stick, to see if it's dead

Wonder why the fuck my kitchen has changed into a different room

Asks if she needs help stretching or getting up. She looks like she's in a predicament.

Call grandma.

I think she may have banged her shin on something.
Poor girl.

spin her.

its*
retard

Block her path.

No. It's 'it's' in that case.

You're the retard.