Why does this song describe us so well?

Why does this song describe us so well?

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>>>/reddit/

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Consider this song OP

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This thread has been blessed by Brad

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work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive and old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight
I'm a sci-fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole another me
That you need to see
Go check out Myspace
'Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life, the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
When you got my kinda stacks, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in
Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

the power of BRAD at work

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I got to meet him once, bretty cool laid back guy
he didn't pull the typical celebrity shit

he was spitting on you in his thoughts the entire time, though

This country ditty describes Holla Forums a bit better.

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we need more people like him

Lol I miss old Brad Paisley. He's kinda the Facebook of country music; when he came out he was awesome and revolutionary, and he was one of the big players in adding a modern edge to country along with people like Jason Aldean and Tim McGraw, but he was always the best – he just got caught up in his own feedback loop and now is just kinda shitty pop with country influences (even though, to be fair, he's still one of the best out there and it took about 8 pretty solid albums to hit mediocrity). I know not many people really appreciate country, especially the kind of people who frequent imageboards, but going through my hick stage as a kid he was my hero. Now he's pretty much just another pozzed celebrity, but I still think he's a pretty cool dude in general, just country music culture and the way American culture in general has been going has dulled his shine quite a bit.

TL;DR
OP comes out as a massive gay faggot.