Screenshot of CIA hacker "Justin"'s desktop

Checked!

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I think I know who I'd rather believe

You don't need to worry about the US government hacking you when you work for the US government.

The one that got hacked?

Sick burn.

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that's what mrs pajeet is for.
mrs. pajeet draws a salary for software development just like mr. pajeet, but fortunately for the other developers, she sits on facebook all day rather than touch the codebase. this makes her net benefit to the team higher than her husband's.

Yeah, because only the US government have access to botnet exploits :^)

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