Colorado-American bars

This is what it's like to be in a American state that has legalized pot

Being an asshole is legal.
Physical assault is not.
I would have thrown all of you out and called the cops on you.

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I hate hippies too tbh

Yeah because this happened.

he tipped over my Stein, nigger

you're a jock who gets into barfights, literally no one here cares. you sound like a fart-sniffing dude who looks in the mirror and flexes a lot

That is not assault, nor is it s crime.

*a*

If you inspected my apartment, you would not find a mirror. What you would find is a cache of assault weapons and ammo.

You keep using that word…did it have a hinged lid on it?
No?
Then it wasn't a stein, it was a mug.
If it did have a hinged lid on it, then it was a stein, but that also means that you are about as gay as Captain Faggo himself.

4chan detected.
Thread is over.

a stein is a measurement in bars here, fucking britfag

Prove this story is real. Post photos of the events.

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good way to spend your time

It's OK… OP is the type of noob who walks into a bar and asks for "A large glass of beer, please?"

Sugoi monogatari, onii-chan

Where you at OP? 970faghere

Cool story bro

The same thing happened to me but I fucked the bartender at the end. Get on my level beta.

Big if true.

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