I've discovered the secret to why hippies drink kombucha, Holla Forums!
See, I normally drink this stuff because I like the taste (not too vinegary, not too sweet, nice and fizzy), but I know a lot of people drink it because it's good for your gut or some bullshit. Anyways, I took an edible about 20 minutes before drinking a glass of kombucha last night, and had possibly the most intense high of my life afterwards. Like we're talking I only had 10mg because I just wanted to relax while watching Sino-Korean chalk drawings and this ain't my first time using eidbles, and instead I was fuckin' soaring last night. Took around 5PM and the high was still there (albeit regressing) by 8AM the next morning. I don't like getting that high, but holy fucking shit. Just wanted to give y'all a heads up, so you can experience fungus juice + weed combo yourselves.
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Dominic Morales
Interesting. I drink the same brand on a regular basis. It gives me a slight buzz; not because of the .0000003 % of alcohol or whatever, but it just makes me feel gud.
Aaron Butler
patrician. i sometimes get ginger one too
Julian Reed
thanks for the intel. all my stoner friends drink that, but I think it's gross. Does it have the same effect with smoked herb?
John Rivera
I just drink shots until I'm shitfaced and then bust a couple of rips from the bong. Guess I'm just old fashioned.
Caleb Reyes
only in America
David Martin
what? there is no age restriction on it, retard. just like no age restriction on vanilla extract or listerine or nyquil
Adrian Hill
I really think you just didn't know what to expect from your edible.
I don't think that's the case. I was talking to a guy at a farmers market that was selling it to kids once and he didn't have a permit, and usually the people who run markets have to check permits/insurance.
Daniel Jones
I don't like smoking shit, I typically limit my edible usage to twice a month 10-30mg so I'm not sure.
They actually make it in two styles. The one in the pic has been fermented longer so it's closer to 4-6% alcohol content. The ones you get from hippy grocery stores are typically the .000000x% content ones.
Jayden Hernandez
Nah, plenty of places you can buy it without being 21 in US. My brother and his friends always buy it and he just hit 18.
Wyatt Baker
Nah, I've had this brand multiple times before and the content on this batch was actually slightly less than it's supposed to be.
Aaron Garcia
Plus I already had half of this particular chocolate bar in past usage so it's not like it was a new bar.
Parker Lopez
congrats you ate mold and got high off of it
Benjamin Price
I hate stoner faggots almost as much as I hate kikes and niggers
Justin Watson
I think pic-related is the best, but unfortunately it's more expensive. GT's is solid tho.
Chase Myers
congrats yer gay
Nathaniel White
What if I told you that you can get high every once in a while without being a "stoner faggot?"
Andrew Martin
you probably have a ponytail and wear tree shirts. I'll be seeing you hanging from a tree during the purge on the day of the rope
Isaac Peterson
congrats yer a delusional stonerfag
William Cox
congrats yer gonna die in still in a waiting room
Colton Cooper
congrats you're going to say "congrats" next post
Christian Jackson
Oh right, forgot to mention. My dinner that night was seaweed salad and a bowl of homemade butternut squash soup with carrots and celery, followed by a caffeinated breath mint. Not sure if that's relevant or not.
Chase Young
Good luck with that, kiddo.
Xavier Cook
Congrets
Christian Rogers
Are you copy pasting comments from hipsters on twitter or something? There's no way that you are a real person
Carson Wright
congrats this is you
Anthony Butler
you probably don't even know where the "day of the rope" comes from, faggot. protip: it didn't come from imageboards or the internet
Daniel Torres
this guy also is still waiting for DOTR race war
David Sanchez
protip: you're a nigger
Benjamin James
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Dylan Peterson
The day of the rope is near. White nationalism is on the rise, be scared cuck
Landon Jenkins
Lemme guess, you're the vegan mental patient who compulsively posts about polyunsaturated fats
Bentley Hill
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Isaac Clark
This video is so good
Ayden Reyes
Actually I typically keep my head shaved or less than 3 inches depending on if it's winter or summer, and my wardrobe mainly consists of carpenter jeans, boots, and long-sleeved shirts (half of them cotton single-color shirts, the other half flannel variations). The closest thing to hippy shit is that I wear a hoodie when it's not cold enough for a coat but too cold for long-sleeved shirts. You'll be staying off my property on the day of the helicopter, fag.
And you're a no funs bastard who has never experienced the joy of target shooting with friends while high as fuck.
Brandon Evans
I've always heard it had some minor effects. But it mixing with weed like that is so interesting. It makes sense since you mentioned it is really good for your gut and what not. Time to do some researching
Carter Gomez
I had a double bacon cheeseburger for lunch that day and it was a rest day from the gym. Needed something lighter to balance it out so I don't get fat. I make my борщ without meat (well I use homemade beef stock/chicken stock as the base), and I make a few other foods without meat because it's the "proper" way to enjoy it. Doesn't mean I don't eat meat though. Lunch today is Chicken Gnocchi soup and dinner will probably be Pork Loin with a small glass of milk.
Jaxon King
Yep. Sometimes hipsters get it right.
Connor Lopez
that looks like weev if he had a normal torso and wasn't a manlet
Easton Adams
weev is retarded tbh
Colton Anderson
he's also a kike
Anthony Rogers
Weev is what happens when a socially awkward pesudo-intellectual spends WAY too much time on the internet.
Connor Adams
that's also what happens to Sargon of Akkad
Robert Powell
Yeah, it's sad that these mental midgets actually gain followings. They're rhetoricians, nothing more.
Asher Wilson
The guy was a prominent anti-semite hunter in the 2000's and he is ethnically Jewish.
The guy is obviously trolling and actually Neo-Nazis take him seriously.
All he is doing is posing as a white supremacist to discredit the movement, same as The Daily Stormer.