Let's have a good old unpacking thread

let's have a good old unpacking thread.

Protip: it's not vidya

it's a horse dildo tbh

horse or dragon, every time

how so?

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that box looks oddly erotic

Id fuck that box.

stick dick in box OP then take a pic tbh

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Case, has to be.

nice OP that's hot
new porn category tbh

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it is a brick

Its a dildo

Gayphone

I swear to fuck, if it's a faggot vape..

sorry to disappoint you

onahole

the fuck is that anyway

Alright, I'm hooked. Show us your new onahole/vape/fedora.

Sorry die the late reply, I've got connection issues

cool portable fake vagina. you gonna take it to the park and fuck it while you stare at little girls as they pass by?

W-what is it?

What else would he do with it?

i sometimes use mine as a water carrier if i'm on the go and don't have anything else in my bag to put water in

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