Have you guys ever gotten caught masturbating?

have you guys ever gotten caught masturbating?

Why would you masturbate in a place that's not your own bathroom?

You mean bedroom, right?

that is his bedroom
that's his mum walking in on him tbh

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that is not what the word caught implies user

i'm going to pin you down with my knees and ejaculate on your chest

hot

Thankfully, no. Which was tough, since my bedroom when I was a kid living at home had no lock on it. I had very good hearing and reflexes, and the hallway had a very creaky floor, which always gave me ample time to cover up and change the channel. (There was no internet when I was young)

No but once all of my family saw my entire porn collection back when I was 12.

was it newgrounds?

Nah it was like a few hundred different girls on facebook. not really porn actually.
I preferred non porn when I was younger for some reason

A magazine swimwear or lingerie ad is all you need, really.
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Usually the bathroom is the most secure if you have the door locked. Or that's how I do it atleast.

it's all good as long as there are tits and tights tbh
pic related

Also easy cleanup because of the toilet and sink.

I made it through the entirety of my teenage years without ever being caught spanking it. I feel like a ninja.

My sister was in my room once and I told her to get out because I was going to masturbate, but she wouldn't leave, so I just whipped it out and started masturbating right in front of her.

She stayed until I came.

How old were you both? Did you end up bangin' her?

Me too, in fact I was so good one time I remember in grade 11 I was driving my older sister to school and she said that she thinks I was the only guy she knew that had never watched porn.

Yes. I was about 14 at the time and my mum walked in on me. As punishment she made me masturbate in front of the entire family. The worst thing was my 10yo sister had three friends sleeping over, who also got to watch. Very embarrassing, but didn't take me long to ejaculate.

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the fuck, who would do that?

Impressive. How'd you manage to be so stealthy? I personally just had good timing and

I personally just had good timing and very chill parents*

Up until the age of 22 I lived with my parents. They required that I keep my computer and spent my free time in the communal family room, as did they. My bedroom had no latch or lock, the doors were always open, though I could always hear someone coming up the stairs. I never masturbated at my computer. I viewed huge amounts of porn / softcore long after both parents had gone to bed, and then went upstairs and jerked it under the covers to the memory.
It's cool to me to view large amounts of something and see how your mind recreates it. I would close my eyes in my bed and essentially see a wall of porn, flashing through images quickly. The images weren't an exact memory of what I had seen, but rather recreations of multiple images. was pretty cool but there are more interesting things to imagine than porn

I was two and she was 21.
She told her friends then they all started hitting on me so much I had no time to even think of my sister.

Something seems off.

No, because I'm not a retard
I've even fapped in public places

Never been caught.

Plenty of times. Got caught my first time when I was 6yo by my Mom. Was a very traumatic and long ordeal which is why I probably remember it so vividly.

Got caught by both my parents numerous times. Got caught by Grandma twice. Caught by cousins and Aunts. Never an Uncle though which is nice. Caught by classmates at school. Caught by a stranger at college. Caught by a coworker at work. I wasn't caught by my boss but I was in the bathroom for about 20 minutes trying to jerk off and he got a janitor to unlock the door and used the excuse that I had been gone from work for 20+ minutes and it was silent so he thought something bad happened. I said I was trying to take a shit and was constipated and he replied
So I'm sure my boss knew I was jerking off but I didn't get caught.

I'll greentext the college story because I always think about it when I need to quickly jerk off and I wish I was an Alpha instead of a little bitch beta then I wouldn't be a virgin today
What are you doing? hehehe *giggles*
So like….w-what were you doing? *giggles*
I won't say anything….
(whisper)Why are you shaking?
Bye!!!!
Never saw her again after that which I was glad for at the time but over the years I've replayed that scene back and back and back again in my head and I think she was wanting my dick. No girl would catch a guy and not assault me or call me a pervert or anything. She also was giggling a lot I remember. Like laughing at my small dick but in a good way I think. Either way I'm sure she was wanting the D but I was too stupid to realize and ended up not giving her the cock she wanted. She was probably horny as fuck too. Fuck me

That's pretty smart if you have a heat problem with your PC. Keeps it cool, and you can have refreshments whenever you want, and you don't even have to move.