Teen Pickup Thread

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God, she's so old…

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i couldn't believe it either, the nerve of some people.
but seriously she was with a group of people and was showing off how wacky she could be. there is no lack of normies willing to go and fuck with some autists head by pretending to be interested in them.

HEBES ARE GOAT

Teen girls like that always fuck around with me. If you can handle it you got yourself a plate. You must pass their shit tests.

FRESH

i approve this thread

not really, mony isn't their priority (unless they're nigger or trailer trash) because they still have daddy to pay for everything.
body is, if you want to get teens you better be /fit/.
well defined muscles, particularly oblique and abs will get you most teens

this reminds me that its time for my work out session.
see you later

She wanted to sniff your dick cheese was all!

Whupsie… whelp, there goes my prostate..

It's sad but it is very true. I'm glad I had some (very little tbf) experience with hebes because you really get a 'look' into their mind. You realize how shallow some of them can be and the 'money can't buy you happiness' is all bullshit. We're all consumers of something, we are consuming anything and everything we can get our hands on.

That's only true in Europe, bro.

FRESCH

KEK

You can fuck them first, you must only make them thing you will give them a lot.

Some whores still wait me to take them on a casino vacation

Where are you from?

Some of them actually believe that when they're young, 12 - 14

Their youth.

europe

Chadman please. What bought you those nice clothes? What bought you that expensive but great smelling cologne? How do you pay for your gym membership? Don't try to tell me hebes arent shallow whores because you of all people should have that engrained in your head.
Comeon now. Do I really have to explain why this isn't an argument.
Agreed. Hebes and almost every women goes nuts for a well define core.

Well duh Europe is fucking huge and culturally wide. At least tell me if it's german/latin/scandinavian/balkans or mediterranean Europe

Read: in Europe this is huge and spread wide

wtf

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its true

I really like this thread tbh

true

u mean 12yo?

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could be, but i doubt it.
like i said, there no reason for a teen to seek money while still having a daddy to spoil her.
unless her fam is broke.

bruh, i drive a fucking 1986 2 CV and while i dress nicely and be clean there is no sign that i have any more money then the average joe.

showing your wealth will not attract girls, it will only attract a specific type of girls.
the kind of girl you should avoid.

beside, France is a lefty country, showing singes of wealth is considered vulgar. people will look at you in the street like a moronic shithead.

that looks painful

In France, kids are, as you said spoiled by their parents and the parents are quite open about buying them shit (even alcohol). Outside Europe, this would be pretty are and if you can buy her shit she can't have herself, she will reward you more than in France.

why haven't you moved to Ireland yet, Frogasaurus Keks??

got any evidence of such phenomena, Holla Forumsrah? I'd really like a greentext or two at some point

I work in a supermarket. I see parents come with their teenage son/daughters to buy them boose. And an hour after I see the same children buying condoms. And I live in a wealthy, well mannered area.

IF you got a car you're king

Not in Europe, except if you live in remote rural areas.

fuck, the opportunities present themselves!!!!

that was hot, user. I am all diamonds. Proper greentext and everything. Thanks.

lel, this

having your own space is probably more important, I'd imagine

WE SPARTA NW

too cold

its really common in France for teenage girls to fuck their bfs in their room, their parents fully aware of everything and even providing the condoms and lube most of the time.

yeah, no. I'm monitored at work and I don't even have a clue on how I could start a conversation. Moreso if they are with their boyfriends.

there's nothing more to greentext, shit happens every friday/saturday.

I say yes for the personal space though.

I don't live in the same France

fuck yes, but you might not get rid of them, and they can too comfy, it's hot at the start but then they don't want to please you like before

I really don't live in the same France, sandnigger.

unless you live with Achmed, thats really common in Nice, Paris 16eme and other rich areas actually.

I live in a rich area. I still don't see what you mean.

tu troll?

non. J'ai jamais vu/entendu une chose pareille.

yeah, I wouldn't think this is too common

parents are too busy, not home, don't care

the frogs have started speaking in their secret frog tongue again. Scream "REEEEE" at them to make them stop.

but how are we supposed to make love to sweet PTP that we pick-up together?
Sadness

storytiem, perchance?

j'ai movin' to France maybe then fucking hell

you're just uneducated

But user, I'm arguing with chadanon that wasn't the case where I lived and from what I've heard. I think the population you meet needs to be quite special to be like chadanon describes it

how's your neighbor thing going btw?

moi si, j'ai mème connu des cousins qui s'enculait chaque été pépère a la maison.
les meufs qui se son fait déviergé par Kevin le 'ptit copain du lycée avec la bénédiction des parents j'en compte mème plu.

tu ne vois que des gros beaufs en fait ahahha

user, in case you're unaware, I'm Satananon/Pentanigger the Omnioptimist. I'm willing to believe it's that easy in France bc I have to. For my sanity.

Chad/b/ro. Ugh. I tried to wean myself off it by picking up wimmins and fuggin hookers.
I'm making a move on Fri. BRACE BRACE BRACE

tfw

It is easy yes, just not like he says.

If you're American you can kill in Europe

c'est relatif.

i don't think fucking hooker is helpful.

never said fucking teens was easy.
hell, it took me years of work and cosmetic surgery to be able to !

c'est à dire, relatif?

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what an ugly daughter

wtf

daughter next door

tripolatas of truth? Perhaps
(checked)
I'm not American, but I can do a very good impression of a Chinese

it saves my prostate from becoming the cancer. But for these purposes, it ofc does nothing. Latest plan of action will be in full effect in only two days, can't wait! Prepare for epic win or hilarious fail

that's just not fair, honestly

really hot on the contrary

sadly those are very very illegal

what?

kek, just don't get V&

les baufs ne sont pas des baufs pour tt le monde

ouais, c'est bien ce que je dis, mais en même temps je comprends, mieux vaut de la jeune chatte beauf que rien du tout.

why not teen hooker?

If you find a teen hooker looking like her, just make a post here and show us.

not like her, but some crack whore

la jeune chatte c'est d'la jeune chatte, c'est une valeurs sure.
elles sont tt bonne, après avec l'age ça change.

perso j'ai jamais baiser une meuf avec le consentement de ses parents.
vu que j'ai plus de 30 balais a mon avis ça passera pas, mème avec les plus "ouvert d'esprit"

physically

je comprends, j'admire même, parce que j'ai du mal à m'en taper perso.

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c'est ou que ça coince?

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J'sais même pas où les aborder. Dans les transports en commun? Sur des applis? Dans la rue?

1. walk into a middle school
2. grab the best teenage girl you can find
3. walk out of school
4. ???
5. buttsex

still better than Amerifats.

bon, deja une ado ça s’aborde pas comme une meuf adulte.
y'a des trucs que tu peut pas faire si tu veut pas te retrouver avec un reptation de pervers et te retrouver au commissariat.

aborder une ado c'est toujours subtile, faut être délicat et bien lire ses messages.
une fois que t'a confirmation que tu l’intéresse tu peut y aller, mais pas de rentre dedans.
juste discu recontracté.

pour ce qui est de lieux, la plage, campings et autres camps de vacances sont mes lieux de chasse par excellence.
j'peut montrer mes abdos, j'ai besoin de rien faire en général je choppe 3 ou 4 nums en 15 minutes rien qu'en glandent.

après y'a les transports en commun, mais c'est chaud.
le temps est contre toi, et en général la meuf n'a pas la tete a ça. le RER ou le bus c'est pas tres romantique.
donc a moins qu'elle te fasse lourdement de l’œil. tu va galérer

3eme option, la rue, mais la faut etre super bg.

y'a 3, 4 ans Omegle marchait bien pour moi.
j'en chopait 2 ou 3 par mois, j'etait pépère.
maintenant c'est mort.

tu peut essayer Tinder si t'est jeune (ou que tu en a l'aire).
y'a plain de gamines qui mettent 18 ans alr qu'elles son plus jeune.
y'en a beaucoup qui son encore fraiche.

tinder ouais, je confirme. Mais rien de folichon. J'ai pas de campings et de plages où je vis, la forêt et le métro ne sont pas remplis de meufs malheureusement ahaha

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t'es Parisien?

Dunno, man. I never had much of a problem getting teen pussy.
Now I'm married so that ain't happening any more. Also, I live in a country where 14 is legal, and 16 year old girls can legally marry men of any age, and even 14 year old girls can marry any old guy as long as her parents both agree and they can prove there's no cohesion or abuse of power.
Basically if you're the boss or landlord of the girl's dad, you can't fuck or marry. Anyone without power over the family can.

Moi? Non non. Mais loin de la mer et du soleil en tout cas.

Never heard of cheating?

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Speaking of Tinder, I know they allowed in the past 16 year olds. Are some of the current 18 ones under 18?

I wouldn't do that to my wife. She has supported me through very rough times.

Hello user, can't wait to take a bath with you. Hurry up.

are you the guy with the ill wife who's on the edge of death ?

living my dream, user. I am happy for you and devastatingly envious

non, user. This is no good. Je ne sais pas la bibliotheque

unf, who wouldn't want to give this a tonguebath? In a house that you've built for her with your BEAR hands, that she can keep for you while you're out protecting her from muslamics and feminists

Is it just me or the only lickable female bodies are thin teen bodies?

Same. TBH I'm thinking of buying off a 10 yo virgin from poor parents and grow her.

Just you

damn

No. Only read now, but he had the same thought!

We may live in countries with the same age of conscent, but we definitely don't live in the same country, bruh. Because

That shit would never fly in here. I'm Chilean, and it would be scandalous to even approach poor parents and offer money for kids. Do you live is some kind of theocracy?

You must be joking.

Keep it up :)

It's an european country.

I don't know. I think it would work in most countries too.

check and a kek. It is a known fact that a man should explore sweet, tight teen bodies by mouth, otherwise he is of the gay community.

You must be poking. My waifu is assolutely pure, famalam

it's not going down at this rate

this nigger a Spain, innit?

Elaborate pent user

They allow 13 to 17, but restricted to profiles between these ages too.

You do you, man.

I'll be able to describe in fullHD detail on Fri, Holla Forumsattle-Holla Forumsrother, when I make first contact

beariest 'underagefag' coming through

Really? I'll buy a burner and try it. Thinking of making up a younger brother account (a younger guy that looks like me) and when meeting her, say my younger brother couldn't show up.

Something like that. It's in poor villages usually.

Yup.
By "yup" I mean you remember me from the other thread, but you remembering the details. She's certainly not on the verge of death.
She's a good person, don't judge her, but she has faults. And her biggest fault is, arguably, her addiction to prescription drugs.

Move to Chile, man! You speak French? You're foreign? Man, you'll need a new dick to handle all the teen pussy.
Specially if you're into geeky shit. Nerdy girls go to small cons and they're not whores, but they're very social and love to hang out.
Back in my 20s and early 30s I got more 14-15 year old pussy that you can shake a stick at by going to anime and gaming cons and just talking to girls.
Also I met several through the internet, which has never been seen as cool, but it's not illegal. Sadly, that strategy is pretty much over because internet hysteria finally reached us.
Stay in my place. I have room and I'm a very good cook. Just teach me French and whatever cool thing you know and feel like teaching.
I've learned that no matter where you go, no matter how you look, your dick increases in value when you're a foreign. You're a regular guy where you are, but you come here and suddenly you're a cool, mysterious, exotic visitor.

fucking hell

God speed.
Anyways what happened to Chadman. I was meaning to reply earlier to his absurd claims but I surprisingly had better things to do.

Holla Forumsless you, Holla Forumsrother
he's probably off working his core-abs for the nth time this hour

Fuck. Good tip. I have no problem fucking poorer teen girls. But I need to meet more well off ones. I want them to pay for some shit, I want to hustle them.

Yeah. Before the whole mobile phone shit, the internet was a golden age to meet teens.

Haven't figured it out yet, the excuse. But realistically, what's to lose? I meet her up, ask her if she wants to have an icecream. She refuses, no loss. She accepts, good.

Not surprising to be frank.
Fuck this one image per post.

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really ? i thought they stop that shit.
its literally a banquet for predators.

what would stop a grown man from making a fake teen Chad profile and luring teens?

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Who the fuck would do that?

Hey babe, you were good at this in high school, can you help me out?

Pic related would.

tbh this gives me ideas….

TOP KEK

see

I don't have more, someone else will have to post

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wtf is this "casual friday" for the bitch on the right? All others can dress nicely, but not her

I like boobeh

i'm starting to think she's poor. or maybe she's just a lazy careless piece of shit? what do you think her dad is like?

I look at these teens in swimsuits and at older whores. It's like the teens were made to be fucked!

In one hand she has phone and look at the other hand begging for attention.

i think her dad beats her mom and she whores herself out to get the slutty teen almost nice clothes style, if u know what i mean. Like the fashionable things, so she looks high-class, not a timid girl

such a rebel girl, huh?

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Fuuuuu-sionnnn

To Catch a Predator would be a lot funnier if it was PedoBear offering seats to fat neckbeards.

really makes you think how the fittest girls are also the most attractive

That's how it works with everything that reproduces.

CHILDREN BITCHES!!!! WOOHOO!!!

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Why can't we post more than one image anymore?

to fight the spam

Is it permanent? If so, this site is on a downward spiral faster than it already was

Affirmative

Welp, I'm outta here. This site is officially half chan tier

so long, nigger

What happened to the old /hebe/ board here? It used to be pretty cool

when was the last time you came here? go back.

Got nuked a long time ago

whos this and how tight is her pre-teen cunt

crystal demaj

Ty

np

Nice. I love to learn languages. I already know German, but Greek? Hell yeah!
I took martial arts classes once and it's kinda not for me.

Having a meaningful relationship with a qt 16-19yo (16 is legal in my jurisdiction) is pretty much the only thing left on my bucket list. I never actually got to experience it when I was that age. I've never actually been with a girl who was in her prime – I lost my virginity when I was 27 to a fat, old, used-up cougar, and have never been with anyone else since – and that's my one great regret. Really, there's not even anything particularly disqualifying about me aside from my absolute social retardation – I'm not bad-looking, I'm financially stable, I'm decently intelligent (at least relative to the area where I live), I drive a nice classic car, and while I'm not a cocky dick, I'm not insecure either. I just have no idea whatsoever about how to approach women (of any age, really, though teens are mainly what I'm interested in, I would settle for early 20s if I absolutely had to, but girls that age tend to be going through their 'pub-crawl phase').

I wouldn't want to be the guy who just kind of sits in the parking lot at the high school waiting for girls to come out to their cars, because whether they're legal age or not, that's probably going to end in handcuffs, not to mention word would get around the school about the creepy old guy trying to pick up girls in the parking lot.

There's a local ice cream place about a block away from the high school, and the owner (being a rather clever gent, I must say) has always exclusively employed girls from the high school. Once they graduate, they're out, and new girls are hired in. It's also fairly popular with students from the school, so I thought about hanging around there more often, becoming a regular so some of the girls recognize me, though I still don't know how I'd go about actually striking up a conversation.

we have to bump this thread in order to save it

i sort of had a relationship with 14yo.
it wasnt meaningful, but that prospect of the pussy, u know what im sayin? I actually tried to have a relationships, like do things, together, talk bout common interests. She was having none of it, she was nonengaging. I sent her yt vids to watch and hear her thoughts. She didnt bother watching them.

i cant w8 for the invention of immortality, so i can stop trying to pass on my genes

I know exactly what you're saying, my friend. There is truly no finer female form than that of the teenage girl – developed, yet still youthful, smooth, soft-skinned, and firm-bodied.

dubs of truth

poo

no truth allowed hitler

Why you calling me names?

HELLO THERE, FBI, HOW DO YOU DO TODAY?

all these feels are felt, Holla Forumsrother. I really hope you attempt that ice cream plot and then provide greentexts ofc. Also, before Chadman bombards me with French slurs and insults, check out RSD on YT. Not shilling, I haven't bought any of their stuff, but some of the freetour shit can be eye-opening man, especially Julian's and Tyler's/Owen's nonsense. Just hope it helps Holla Forumsro

sounds good, Chileanon!
this won't be cutout, kobra-kai mcdojo bullshit. Imma turn you into a reel killa nigga, Jason Bourne motherfucker. I love the uniforms you guys give your teens over there, btw lel

not bad, Hitler, yourself?

nice spam survival anons. Hope this comfy thread lasts and since it's already been up for this long, might it be safe to re-introduce the gorilla warfare subplot?

Thanks for the recommendation. I've never heard of these guys before, but I'll check them out after work tomorrow.

As for the greentexts, I'll be sure to do that if I ever have any success. Come to think of it though, the ice cream place may already be closed for the year, so I may have to think of other places where teenage girls are likely to congregate.

this must be the new pedo thread.

what a weird facial structure

fucking shame what she's become. Such a waste.

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924763

Well we know which one of us is gay^^^

no pedos allowed

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*SLAP SLAP*

how does that nigga shave?

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Time for some photoshopping
too bad I don't have any skill

hmm I wanna know how you dress so I can see if your style isn't off.

Wow, do you have more?

nice thread. i had a gay relationship with a 28 year old dude when i was a teen.

does it count?

2old.

what? That video is boring as hell, who wants to see someone else's holidays videos? When people want to show me their holidays, I just leave the party, fun is over.

well, 12,13,and 14. then i got a gf in high school and it stopped.

that was sarcasm m8.

really depends what you mean by that.

you got a stupid one then.
i dated a 14yo for two years, which is the longest period i'v ever dated a teen.
and while she wasn't the most knowledgeable person i know she was always eager to learn.
also was the most caring girl i'v ever met.

you boned her?.

i would rather wash with acid then have a face like that.

washing with acid is probably how you'd fix a face like that.

It's a classic for sure but I don't think women are all that interested in cars these days, I usually wear what the people who do the news wear and try to emulate them when I talk to people

what the hell is that ride? I'm a real car enthusiast and this shitbox is out of my jurisdiction
you mean suits? If they aren't taylored, you must look like a dork.

It's a 1980s hyundai excel, one of a kind

dang. Well someone had balls buying this new at the time.

Still with her, she is 100% submissive and admits it, though she is a little damaged. Probably worth it for a couple more years tbh.

What do you mean settle?

If they're in college they're shit. They expect you to pay more for them and what they offer? cock carousel pussy

That's not how you pick up them, at least not at school.

You need a good background story for that to work.

Relationship.. lol.. yt videos and online talk is not a relationship.

I recommend tddaygame.com/ and therationalmale.com/

I would check this post, were it not for the spacing of triggering, ofc.
explain, Jamaicanon. How do you 'pick up dem'?
lel, itt we give each other background stories to give us excuses to pick up teens

will take a gander, cheers Holla Forumsrah. Whatever works, innit

lel, it's kind of reverse-TPUT really. There's always here if you want to bring back memories

but I just want to nibble red's underboobs. What kind of 'man' would make it illegal to do so?

WOW

No u

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Me either

mmmmmmmm

french girls literally fuck anything. niggers, arabs, anything. french are notorious for being the lowest of the low. trashy, disgusting, STD ridden. you're putting Ukrainian whores a run for their money with all the filth.
Вообще да.

you decide.

Rather fuck an in shape salope than a chaste morbidly obese burger.

Anyone got any more braces?

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you really think everyone in the US is overweight as fuck? lmao. maybe best if you leave your trailer park first nigger.

more

she looks exactly like my neighbor

I think everyone had a neighbor like that.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_United_States

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I fucking hate these type of whores. Literally dirty whores that tthink they're better than other whores.

How can you tell?

I just can tell, and I am always right. That is a pretentious whore with attachment problems.

wtf? who cares what she thinks ?.

He's right. You can tell when a girl can own up to being a whore when being a whore is how you fit in, or you reach the popular status in a popular crowd. Also, consider that most people nowadays think that you are what you wear. This girl is trying to look like she isn't your typical whore, but she sure as hell doesn't look like the type of girl who hangs out with anyone other than her 'friends' who make her look better in public and towards whom she can exert her built up frustration, and then relies on attention from guys as gratification and validity, then she feels like she's different from the rest and better than the other whores because of the type of guys she actually 'fucks'.

When in reality, girls like this hardly make it to third base because of not only a common lack of knowledge about sex (and you can thank socialist and conservative middle grounds in schools for that) but her own standards that she convinces herself not give up when sucking cock, probably telling herself in her mind, "He's not the one, but damn is his dick big." Or something along those lines. All the things wrong with girls like this (who pose for pictures without looking at the camera and dress and try to look like a feminist just because of the style and liberation of showing cleavage as a sign of sexual comfort) are hardly their faults, most of this shit is society's fault and then the parent's fault for putting a phone in their kid's hands before they ever even learn to write.

kek

jesus fucking christ, this is what I was thinking but I could not put it to words

BUT

Not really. It's entirely their fault. It's called sex liberation for a reason. They were always destined to be like this. Now that there are no restrains anymore, they're free to be who they are.

Typically dark skinny jeans and a simple button-up with the top few buttons undone (and sometimes the bottom button, depends whether I decide to go tucked or untucked) and the sleeves rolled up. I try to stay away from shirts with pockets, or else I wear something over it, like a cardigan or a waistcoat or something. I would just post a picture of myself, but 1) this is Holla Forums, and I'm not an idiot, and 2) I feel like it'd be inappropriate for this thread anyway.

A life partner would be the ultimate dream, but of course I'm not naive enough to think that's possible. Someone I could call a gf over an extended period and give the D would be a less impossible goal.

kek, not me. The car I drive actually isn't a whole lot more valuable than that, but normies don't know that. It's a sporty-looking car, and it's a brand that people associate with high-end, expensive sports cars, so the car still turns heads. I drive a Porsche 924.

As in, I would really prefer not to date drinking-age girls, but I would if I absolutely had no other options. Like you said, they're pretty much all bitches and whores.

when tf did they start letting girls think

And to think that, this girl must be 14 at most

Yeah the choker does kind of give it away. But you can't deny that women would be different today if not for 1. their own desires, 2./3. how they were parented and society's influences. I think the "sex liberation" you're referring to is just the amount of access granted to information, porn included, that kids misinterpret when not being manipulated by Jewish-Christian vice.
Girl's wouldn't find outfits like this or popular if it wasn't sexualized so often by Hollywood sex symbols and then popularized by e-celebs and child singing prodigies (Cyrus, Gaga, Gomez, Grande) starting on the west coast or New York and then making it's way out of the Kardashian-obsessed minds of glamorous, lust-filled, little girls who fall in love over the tabloid pop-culture that is Hollywood-esque romance between two major pop idols. It is a sexual liberation, and I love it, knowing that it slipped right by parent's faces and is now flaunting it at every chance as it will slowly and inevitable die out. Just pay attention, you'll be explaining this shit to your beloved wife someday when you're thinking about moving your kids out of some ridiculous bullshit public school district so that they actually have a chance at becoming something in life and not getting knocked up by some Hapa-Chad or nigger and falling back on your financial security until they can get their feet back on the ground. Shit, I gotta stop typing.

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this thread shall not die! We Spam Survivors: Infinite

oshit, not you as well!
in other news, phase 2 of SwissBallsofSteel plan is complete. Now comes the crucial FINAL SOLUTION STAGE. Not gonna lie, the nerves are getting to me, Holla Forumsrahs.

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gotchu fam

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Yea, but how is technically wanton?

I'm 27 and missed out on teens when I was young.

I know I can't have sex with them so validation is the next best thing. Just having a teen want me would make me happy. What is the best way to achieve this?

K, so what are the best apps to meet teens? I'm thinking like 14-16. Obviously no sex until legal, but I can wait 2 years if virgin waifu material.

I was not allowed to have a life or have any fun when I was a teen, but I still look young so I want to experience teen social culture again.

Sorry, I meant for once.
I want to know what is like being the popular guy/gal ect…

Get that cartoon bullshit out of here.

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do those even exist anymore? I never even had a high school crush to awkwardly stare at because they were all sleeping with my friends already.

And I mean literally all, did not talk to a single girl that did not either openly assert this fact, or get caught in the stairwell (or something similar).

I'm like you so I don't really know, but when I was in HS, there was this girl I was thinking of asking out that bragged about her bf about your age (she was 16) buying her a diamond engagement ring, and taking her out to eat, ect. To be honest I was jealous of her. I wished I could just get married and fuck off too. I suck at the daily grind.

Thinking back on it I should have asked how she met her 'fiancée' as she called him.

…yeah maybe I'm just wishful thinking. Most girls here seem to lose their V just after elementary school, typically over the summer.

My mother confiscates condoms from her 5th graders desks at least once a year, for whatever that is worth. I don't know if it was that bad when I was in, but i was totally oblivious to it.

;_;

Where are you? It's not that bad here… yet.

Bump for knowledge.

I don't want to get to specific given i'm sure she is not supposed to tell me that, but the school is in the urban sprawl of a major city in the south east. I went to a more rural school so that may have made some difference, at-least until high school.

In high school they fucked like damn rabbits, some examples I personally saw:

The school literally had a built in daycare/HomeEc class made for all the teenage mothers that were still going to classes. Mostly babies but one of these kids was FIVE, he hung out in the gym sometimes, and thinking back on it I have no idea why he wasn't going to school himself.

I'll be an 18-yo schoolgirl for you, if you want me to

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No thanks, I think i'm just going to save every penny i can over the next 10 years to hopefully buy the first decent waifu bot. I'm already prepared to spend 20k in cash right now if I one existed because I'm a loser with almost no expenses.

I seriously am considering speculating in palladium with my extra money just so I can try and get rich enough to invest and speed it along as much as I can.

I could die a happy man if I could just land an 18-22 year old, petite, thin, blonde gf.

I'm 6'1, fit, make 60k a year, drive a Mercedes. I'm super shy though and have social anxiety.

Fucking niggers.

When I lived in London (around grade 8) groups of niggers would hound the girls. I ended up staring at the massive ass of one of the older slutty looking girls, and the niggers started catcalling me too, I was like wtf. I'd probably be in jail if I stayed in England because I would have joined national action and shanked some of the niggs rioting in my neighborhood.

White men are by far the least misogynist and least likely to rape.

niggers would also make clay dicks in art class and throw them at me. Fucking ugly fucking niggers. I dodged but gods damit I wish I wasn't such a pussy back then, the art teacher was so fucking hot I wish I had used my youth as an excuse to grope her.

This is true.

Naturally besides being a beautiful blond she did nothing about the apes and their clay dicks being thrown around the class.

Bumb again, for truth.

wtf? who cares what she thinks ?.>>7461914
be handsome.

doubt.
its not that they're bad or would make bad mothers/wives, its that the intellectual gap is too wide.
unless you're a retard, you'll outsmart her by a huge margin.
doesn't matter how nice and kind she is, her lack of depth will make you feel frustrated.

no teen is gonna date you for 2 years without sex, you wouldn't be able to stand it yourself either.
i don't know any app that allows a grown man to meet teens. but if you look young you can try Tinder and pretend to be 17.
keep us updated

what fucked up country do you live in?!
over here most girls are virgins till 17, you can still find decent looking virgins till their early 20s.

use your anime knowledge and go to a comic con. There you will find your below average teen whores. 90% of the males going there are cucks, so you will have almost no competition.

True. Some of them in summer camp. There is this urge and hidden cultural thing that they must not be a virgin freshman.

That was your problem. That's what made the difference: the others teens did not give a fuck, you did, you cared. It's like society today. If you were born in the 30s, after finishing college you would have been a pioneer.

First girl I fucked was 11, 6th grade.

I don't know. Everyone fucks everyone in rural areas.

We caught a teacher fucking a 14 year old in the bathroom.

You read my post?

With 1k - 5k you can buy off a 10 year old girl from a poor rural area.

I don't mind having to play a father figure role to my waifu, as a matter of fact, I think I'd kind of like that. In a way, that's actually sort of what the male's role is supposed to be in a relationship anyway.

Perfect example of teen…

When I was a young man my father told me of a time when niggers stepped aside when they seen a white man coming down the street.

true story

Take it back. It's up to you user.

maybe in poor neighbourhoods, like in every poor place. But French girls flirt a lot and enjoy themselves a lot, which doesn't mean they don't have high standards. You won't even get one.

what kind of collar? What color? Adjusted cut or regular? Cotton, whool, silk, linen?

nice. I had one.

Yellow, if you dare put an age under 18 and batantly lie.

sort of ktf. But surely an app isn't the way to go - especially if you live in an hysterical gynocentric country? Too risky
better to daygame after/before school, non?

is the Palladium meme for srsly? I've been seeing this a lot lately, and Iridium maybe

dunno, spideranon, I was too busy to give a fuck, and ended up ignoring advances altogether

Chadman should work for ze French tourism bureau

who in the fugg deleted my Lera?!

bro it's a freaking rare element on earth and that has multiple uses. You can't go wrong if you invest in palladium.

compared to Brits, Americans…etc, French women are indeed hard to get on average.
sure there is always the town whore but regular French women aren't much into degeneracy.
only Italian women are more picky. but its well worth it.
Italian women make godtier gfs.

never heard of that one.

kek.
well not all of them are classy, especially teens but they sure are entertaining and fun to be around.

except if war breaks out and nobody gives a fuck anymore

Chadules, quick question for lateur: IF I'm getting strong attraction vibes, should I just (nonchalantly) go for the number? I'm thinking yes?

what did this gay ass post?

this
and some red text

from your neighbor you mean?.
formal stuff like that are not recommended, but if you have no other option i guess…eh.

You are a pubescent faggot, and wouldn't know "nonchalant" if it painted itself purple and danced naked on the hood of your parents' car singing "I'm a nonchalant faggot!" at the top of its lungs.

yar
difficulty would spike as soon as her dad gets home, I feel. Oh well, life's about challenges and obstacles and shit

yes I would. You don't have any evidence pointing to the contrary. Indeed, I accuse thee, sir, of being a jigaboo

dubs of untruth

Yes I do…your post at is more than enough, and the fact that you can't even see it is self-convicting.

I'll have you know, son, that my Chad-nonchalance would defeat your Virgin-nonchalance any dey fam. You have no clue just how powerful my single-shoulder-shrug to neck-tilt combo is, and how I've used it to great effect in over 300 different scenarios irl. I understand you're still young, and haven't experienced a curt expulsion of air from the nostrils, followed by a bass "w/e" such as only I am able to perform, so I'll give you a pass for now, kiddo

I have trouble finding a reason to approach someone and continue the conversation after 3 minutes at daygame. Can someone give me some pointers?

Confidence is not a problem.

or teens? Because I find it easy to approach women for no fucking reason, but some part of my brain seizes when it comes to PTP
logistics maybe? Are you approaching girls who are just doing shit?
were you always this way? How did you become confident otherwise?

if she's into you you don't need any other reason.
she'll be glad you have the balls to talk to her.
you have no idea how common it is for women to be in the situation where the guy refuse to make the first move.

if she gives you the look just go strait to her and say "hi, i'm user, u?"
keep her talking till you have to leave, don't let an awkward silence happen.
talk about whatever stupid shit but never leave an awkward silence.

thats all there is to it tbh

teens are legal in latin america in europe. it is strange for me to see so many sexually frustrated americans everywhere. including here on this board.

just move somewhere else.

My art teacher did nothing but cry and/or give us busy work. I just played flash games at the time, but thinking back something was seriously wrong with her.

That simply isn't the case in the USA, and I can't give up muh guns (or family). plus there is the maintenance that needs to be considered.

It's price fluctuates wildly all the time because it is only extracted as a byproduct of platinum and maybe nickel or something (i don't remember). long story short, this means demand has relatively little influence on supply. the main problem is it has been increasingly used in catalytic converters in USA and japan, so prices have not dipped near as much since ~2009. that being said, it is probably the best of the precious metals for speculation, as opposed to gold which is more for combating inflation.

Also as a burgerstani, investing in boolets during chill times like after trump got in, then selling (any that you don't need) during a gun control scare is ideal. especially in the case of war like this guy said.

I haven't invested personally but I know someone who made a fucking shit ton of money reselling some Saudi AP ammo during the last "muh cop slayer" ordeal, then promptly bought most of it back after it died down.

I WILL FINALLY CLAIM VIRGIN BLOOD

godspeed user

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779848 regards, THE SPAMMER COMMUNITY lololol

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LMAO

Canada. The next Sweden.

North America is Semite cucked hard.
Most of our dicks are cut, and feminist women have more political power, legal rights, and now earnings. Non-feminist women are usually the beautiful ones who don't need the Gender union that is Feminism.

Honestly getting teen pussy revolves around being charismatic, aggressive in not autists ways, and most importantly being good looking and smart with wit but in an assholish way but also at times adopting traditionally "feminine" qualities like dressing nicely from casual to nice, and at some times adopting a california 2nd generation asian kid san diego accent but with a kind of higher pitched twinge to it. Being good looking and white also helps tons. Also be able to fight really well like have a few years of serious martial arts dedication, as well as be able to do cool things like go to raves and be able to light glove really killer THIS IS I REPEAT THE MOST SOLID WAY TO DO IT it literally is the personal formula and i have been practicing it since 16 and slaying the teen poon rn im fucking my 17yr old second cousin in wisconsin continuing on a fine tradition running back many girls and 3 virgins

Also honestly you have to be at OLDEST like 25 to really get it good and easy. Im 23 myself

Ehh I'm 28. I'll give it a try anyway.

sorry user thats some serious degeneracy.
i always thought Asians were more conservative.

Kek.
They are bigger sluts 2nd generation and on.

he's mostly correct except maybe about aggressiveness and assholelishness.
the jerk gets all pussy is mostly a meme, at least over here.
the only girls attracted to that are low tier Stacies.
as long as your confident you should be ok.

28 is too old and will scare away most of them, lie about your age and find away to appear younger without looking stupid

Yea, was planning on saying I'm 17 wearing hoddies and shaving… explain the wrinkles away if I have too sayin my family smokes… or something. Fuck.

Wasn't there one with the blondish girl in red shirt and big tits? where is it?

Dunno… might be in the folder somewhere. I'm such an old fag. I wish I fucking bout btc and didn't think I had to talk to my parents about it… who of course convinced me it was a scam.

i doubt you'll be able to pass as a 17yo. i don't think many girls are gonna buy it.
you don't have to go that far. 20~23 is acceptable for most teens.

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You can't pass as a 17 if you are 28.

And why the fuck you have wrinkles at 28?

could be Australian, its pretty common there. the sun hits hard and most 'strayan being British descendant they don't tan so their skin gets fucked hard

Im not asian actually im a white guy lol. All my old friends in san diego are asian tho and i hella picked up the slightly fobish accent.
Also another PROTIP at getting teens is you have to be very sociable, and when you talk to girls CONSTANTLY flirt with them but in the same way they would flirt with you. Flirt like a teen girl. Of course dont flirt with a girl thats not into you if youre not getting any laughs or signals back. The cool part about meeting teens is you meet their friends. For instance my second cousin- ive met her friends all 17 and younger and literally every one of them said i was super hot, especially getting fed stories of how big my dick is and how good i am in bed, etc. Working out is a good idea until you reach around 22-23, where your test levels really start raising and you begin to look like a MAN. ANOTHER important tip is too literally look gay. Like not over the top gay but retain some feminine qualities so that if you saw yourself on the street you wouldnt be able to be like "wow hes 100% straight" if that makes sense. This works because some girls will literally automatically assume you are and find it easier for you or them to approach. Once they realized you arent they are already introduced and intrigued by your metrosexual mastery.

Yeah ofc youre not going to get the pussy if youre just being a jerk. My jerkiness is split into 2 types, 80% being sort of valley girl bitchiness where its apparent its a joke, and also funny, but also never self depreciating in content, and the other 20 percent is non valley girl delivered relatable human wit.

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Are you a shoujo anime character? Are you also tall, dark haired and dependable?

I HAVE CLAIMED VIRGIN BLOOD

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Some haven't beeen able to come before ME. Eveen if they tired masturbating. They get crazy tho.

Hahaha i dont know what that is. Im 6' even with brown mid level curly hair cut into a hitler youth. I have piercing blue eyes and a good jawline with high cheekbones. Its funny cause im a HELLA oldfag like way back in the habbo raid days and literally thought i was going to be forever alone for life but then was attractive and learned to use it to its full potential through various "chad" type threads. Im so happy i did. Bitches dont even know my power level when it comes to secretly being a huge nazi sympathizer and also an ex IV heroin addict and HUGE /k/ommando as well as a secret autist about all things to do with engineering and science. Its easy to get teen pussy. Just look good and GIT GUD

Never thought I was going to see so much autism in one post. But teen girls would love that if you are cute.

Lol, Just LOL.

The "landlord's son" should be careful. Especially if you're talking about the United States. Even if you're in a state where the statutory rape cut off is 13yrs old, you can still be criminally charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor and her parents could sue your ass off, and probably even your parent's asses off since they are the landlords and their agent, representative, or employee was the one who fucked their minor daughter. I wish the "poor tenants" were my clients, I'd make a lot of money and they'd end upbowning the apartment building they live in.

THE MORAL OF THIS STORY: Only a moron shits where he eats, and onlyba complete and total moron shits where his parents eat.

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Its funny you say that im currently reaping what ive sown. Got kicked out of the house i moved into 4 days ago because the father found me sleeping in the bed of his daughter in the morning after he would get up every morning and walked past my empty room to check on his plants in the grow room before work. Literally EVERY MORNING i was in her bed and finally he put two and two together and fucking lost it. Thought i was going to have to throw hands with a bad hangover 2 seconds from getting woke up. Its funny cause her mom loves me (aunty) and was hella defending me "HES JUST COMFORTING HER" and you know what i fucking WAS comforting her and making her life fucking awesome. Been living in the motel 6 down the street and last night brought her over, got drunk, and had nasty loud sex till her curfew at 11:30. The night i got kicked out i fucked her too. Its like her little rebellion its so cute and endearing :3

Why is this impossible for me??? I love teens. Too fat, pooor, weak and sick I guess. Also ugly. I guess I should go back to /r9k/.

This story rustles my jimmies.

Heres the thing man. If you are ugly, not like hideous but not good looking, and still less than 25, you can still get teen poon. Just dress metro as fuck and adopt the qualities i described and sure maybe you wont get the stacies but your target should be the emotionally unstable non stacies. You will still be able too. Just try. Get a YMCA gym membership and start chatting to the teens at the gym. Theres your start. Its never too late till it is, my robot friend :^)

Ok, gonna try. I have many issues but started fixing them lately. I'm 23 but I look 30 because of giant nose, drugs and dadbody.

Who the fuck is this guy?

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o I am laffin. This is good shit, Holla Forumsrah

it is not. Never give up home/b/oy

an gentleman, I'd wager
anons, my SwissBallsofSteel plan went a bit wonky

Sure and ofc i can put myself in his place. But honestly ill give her better love and affection and be more thoughtful than literally any boyfriend shes ever had. Already am. She was sobbing uncontrollably when i left. I would get up in the mornings before her and cook her eggs and sausage and have breakfast together before i would take her to high school. I would pick her up at lunch every day and after school and spend genuine quality time. Teen poon isnt a vice for me i dont go into bad intentioned. Its my focus in life and i try to be OP at it once my foots in the door. The day i got kicked out i left flowers on the table for the mom, with a hand drawn thank you card, and left a nice virgo mug with a clutch of peach roses in it in the daughters room for when she got home after school. She said she started crying when she saw it because no guy has ever been so thoughtful apparently. Its stuff like that, that makes all the drama worth it

Goddamn, I respect this Holla Forumsrah

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right, wonky SwissBallsofSteel plan, for any interested Holla Forumsros:
PRELUDE
realise I should've placed, instead of literally volleyed
ZERO HOUR
>ANY minute… Now?
as annoying doorbell stops ringing, and I'm standing there almost dick-in-hand which is worth more than two in the bush

apologies, had to do a thing
>sing Holla Forumsattle-hymns to the Emperor in my head
>slow his escorting me out as much as possible with more bantarr
>tell him anecdote about black handymen not a euphemism

Oh my fucking god.
No.
There is absolutely no fucking way to salvage what your mongoloid retard ass did.
That girl does not want anything to do with you and the way you told that story makes you seem like even more of a retarded 13 year old telling a story to online friends to make himself seem cool.

what was the most mongoloid-retard-tier thing of it all?
no no, fellow user, comfortably past that at this point lel

you got the blacks think trucks can fly meme

And what did you, fat cuck? GTFO

Many things.
Throwing a ball into the neighbor's yard.

Knocking on the door right after everybody else left and when the only person home was a fucking teenage girl. The worst part is you actually expected her to answer.

And then you fucking talk with her dad.

The whole story is a mongo-autism fest.
You sound like Chris-Chan talking about Kacey.

this was genius

he should have waited at least one hour

Holla Forumsro you should try your luck at going to the ymca or boys and girls club gym. Get interested in something like gymnastics and take lessons there. Join your highschools track team as a volunteer and help out. Theres many more avenues, i think you have a very small chance to make anything come of this. Become a psych nurse and work at the local CAP ward. I see youre already creative, this is good

lol, how?!.
nein. in all likelihood from the looks of it i think she sees you as the "creepy neighbor".
and you should avoid further contact for your own sake.
i'm sorry brah, but hey it went better then expected, you're not in jail and her dad didn't beat you up.

you should drop that one and move one.

what would be funny is if she saw him throw the ball on purpose.
imagine how that poor girl must've felt.
she probably thought he was going to rape her.

How would she figure that out? You just play ball in your yard and accidentally throw the ball over the fence..

I remember when i told her my story about gunpoint armed robbery on this heroin dealer named Arsam i got to the part in telling where i pistol whip him in the face with my FNP-9 and shes like "OMG IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT"

teens are life teens are love

you sound like human garbage TBQH I hope this story is fake

For pretending to be womanizers, you sure are a bunch of manginas.

Its not at all. That was years ago when i was a heroin addict. People can change you know. If anything its given me invaluable life experience that i could have never learned somewhere else. Have you ever booted doors before? I can say i have one time. I also have a bunch of crazy stories that probe the depths of human misery and fatalistic humor. Go fuck yourself.

damn son

I dunno my negro

no, nigger. VOLLEYING And to clarify, I was not seen/heard. I am a master of ninjutsu or w/e it is
fucking a teenage girl was the point
but what else could I have done? Brick it? Pretend I didn't speak the language? I went for the most normalfag thing I could think of. I also actually wanted the swiss ball back for /fit/ reasons
(Heil'd)
couldn't; the plan was predicated on her being alone for a good 15-20mins. They both went somewhere like half an hour later anyway

What did he mean by this?

I damn well know people can change, I used to be mentall broken human trash, but you can't claim to have changed and improved as a person if you look fondly back on the horrible shit you did in your past. that just makes you human trash who retired.

You wanted to fuck her that day? How you knew she won't be alone another time?

How old is she? High school vs junior school can make a big difference.

I look fondly back on it because its hilarious. Arsam was hella shorting us. Robbing us before we robbed him real good. Im sorry but i find stories like that hilarious now that im such a different person in actions. Its like night and day. Still kind of want to murder people and stuff like always but only bad people i suppose

Shut up cuck. peachciroc user is BASED

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Wasn't there some "4chan approved" pic with the blondish girl in red shirt and big tits? where is it?

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o shit, how old is she. i need to know

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In pic related, she was 19

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well if i read correctly, she didn't want to open the door.
which means she's not particularly inclined to talk to you.
your only option is rape.

There can be 100 reasons for why she did not open the door..

maybe she was busy fucking the dog.

"18yo thread" now or we should continue with tight pussies?

are you saying my 'walk the dinosaur' wasn't on point? Because I'd find that very hard to believe. Man, I'm desperate inclined to agree with this user and his dubs. She didn't even come down to see who was at the door. Big city paranoia? Laziness? Girls do weird shit when they're attracted to guys tho, right? Maybe she's just super shy/sheltered
do we say "surprise" nowadays, or is that not fashionable any more?

maybe I should get them a puppy for xmas…

PTP for me, homie

High school, I'd say; probably between 15-17?
I'll admit, I had a plan for this. Male optimism. My main goal though, was just to establish contact. See if she's actually hot up front; what she's like, etc.
not sure. Noticed the opportunity last week and thought I'd give it a go. But since she didn't answer while alone, maybe it's best to get proxy-introduced, it seems.

we don't check dubs here

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no sound?

Nightmare on Elm Street 3.

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What do bears do with little girls they find wandering alone in the middle of the woods?

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Shit on them, of course?! What else does a bear do in the woods? Derp!

W-who want's to pick up me? *blush*

I don't have a fork-lift license, sorry.

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this is change org link make it trend for giggles

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turns into this

Which is why you need to get them in their prime.

Holla Forums is becoming worse. Also censureship is anywhere now…

And?

This is their prime.

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This bitch is 13

10/10 legs, would make my waifu asap

1. Be inshape and clean
2. Chill out and be cool

Teens are easy. Didn't you have a girlfriend as a teenager? The usual social parameters that adult women have are mostly unformed with them, so as long as you look like a suitable partner then they'll just assume you are in fact that - you don't have to jump through invisible hoops basically.

Pretty much all of them just want to be led along by someone. If that were you, would you want that person to be a fat; smelly, overly serious bore?

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Try and dig it up for me, please.

hnnnnggg

must breed

I just fucked a millenial girl I met one hour before
Shit was horrible, she had a rough skin, disgusting tits, was bad at bed, wide pussy…

Age isn't defining how good they are, I got a 25 yo just before which was the exact opposite. I'm starting to lose faith in young pussy.

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Little girls also have tiny, useless pussies impossible to fuck without causing serious injury.

Prostate buster

Good.

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I get that all you really need is money, reasonable looks, and the ability to have a conversation without spilling spaghetti everywhere.

But where does one go to flirt with teenagers without setting off alarm bells for every mother in a 50m radius?

Why would mothers be in a 50m radius?

sadly, many if not most teenage girls will spill the beans
particularly if you're the first guy that gives them some attention.
they just feel like telling it to everyone !.
i only found couple solution to this problem.
1)the instabone/hit and run.
basically, fuck her before she can tell about you.
usually, you have 3 days max to fuck her before her mom or whatever other member of her fam gets in the way.

2)find a girl that isn't a doorbell.
that may sound simple, but its quite complicated.
finding a teenage girl with some brains is as hard as finding a virgin on Tinder.

I'm genuinly happy with your post

That's the thing I am most afraid of. The more you tell them to shut the fuck up about it, the higher the chances they'll tell someone. Fucking dumb retarded cunts.

Lie about your name and make sure she has no photo of you.

I like where this is going. I miss the pedo and jailbait threads reaching bump limit and I missed the 'discussions' in said threads.
Have some hebes.
inb4 grannies

tinder is a hookup app, its only meant to bone.
i'm sure you can find some "virgins" on ChristanMingle or other dating websites.

thats worse.
when you tell them to stfu they'll still tell about you but not tell you they told because they don't want you to get mad.
the end result is you get boned without seeing it coming.
don't try to change her, she'll just hide what you don't want to see and it will hit you by surprise.

thats the usual approach.
lie about your age, name, job, …pretty much everything.
after some experience you'll learn to recognize trustable girls, the ones you can keep as fuck buddies and bring to your place from the kind of girls that will trow you under the bus on first occasion.

It's not really a pedo thread though.

Adoptaguy isn't really a dating app neither, seeing the number of girls I've boned from there before meeting my gf.

I want to install on her phone some spy app and see what she texts to other people.

Airbnb them first.Bring her to a more expensive location then next times fuck her in the car or her home if her parents are regular time workers. One advantage of fucking teens is their parents are young and go on vacations and you got their home to fuck their daughter.

In essence it's a pedo thread. Just have a look at the picture of lgs. If the pedos wanted to claim a thread all they'd have to do is spam lgs. It's good we don't have any bad blood with them :)

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