Alien Covenant HitB

Both are good, I think HitB could use more Rich though.

Nothing fishy going on here, goys.

They raped Rogue One.

They're too controversial for Disney to ever have any type of shilling agreement with due to all their rape jokes and such in the past.

You were saying?

Contract didn't include the spinoffs obviously.

They like everything JJ Abrams does.

They rip Star Trek a new asshole

Mike still recommended it. Despite an hour of nonstop bitching, he still couldn't say it was a complete waste that no one should watch.

Mike is huge Star Trek fan and even then he have a reluctant tone to his recommendation because he know only Star Trek nerds will watch it. Jay on the other hand went completely nope on it without any hesitation

Not surprised. Jay is a horror guy and doesn't give a fuck about sci-fi. I can't wait for STD to come out and watch Mike twist into a pretzel to defend it. ffs, him and Rich try to defend parts of enterprise from time to time. There's no way they have the willpower to shit on Discovery.

Enterprise was kino.

When are they going to get the wedding arc over and done with? It seems like they're bored of it already.

I prefer they do skits related to the movies itself like Ghostbuster and bye bye man review

That's like saying GoT is kino because it has T&A. The women are nice, but I'm not going to let fanservice make up for a snoozefest.

Again, why? Explain yourself further please

Explain why should I waste my time with you?

It's the best Star Trek series though, basically TOS with less campyness. It's not as dull as TNG, it's not a B5 ripoff like DS9 and it's not feminism in space like VOY. It's all the best parts of ST condensed into one series.

No, Mike is a fucking cockslut for JJ Abrams so he recommended the movie because he directed it. He will hate Episode VIII because Abrams is not directing it.

It's that simple. Mike hates everything unless Abrams directs it, in which case he likes it regardless of its flaws.

Jew Jew's movies are so bland and boring. I guess that explains Mike.

Keep on fighting the good fight, user. I salute you.

I'm surprised how they didn't rave on how they LOVED the BLACKED shower scene, and how much they love interracial sex.

That was the only reason they watched it.

An alien kills them. They'd hate that.

Explain why you have such a shit taste

is this what autism looks like?

he'll give 8 and 9 a pass because it still has rey and finn. he obviously wants to see them at the very least kiss, hence the tingling sensations he got in his pants watching finn hold rey's hand.

But we know Finn that will get
BEANED

I used to like most of their stuff up until around 2013-2014 when Half in the Bag stopped being serious criticism and started just being them dancing around issues movies had with sentences like "Well I didn't like it but if you're x type of person you might". From that point on I've not given a shit about anything but Best of the Worst, and even then only because it sometimes alerts me to movies that I might not have heard about, rather than their by now stale and repetitive commentary that has become reliant on catchphrases like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" and whatever else they pull out their ass when they get tired of their fanboys spouting the same thing in the comments of every video.

I did check out their commentary tracks before but recently their whole thing about Rogue One has started to leak into everything they do. But it's fine because they're acknowledging that they're beating a dead horse so it's ironic and cool and totally not repetitive at all. I don't understand how the very same people who loved TFA can hate R1 so much, a movie with pretty much the exact same flaws. I think that's one of the major reasons why I stopped enjoying their content, the general double standards applied that make their reviews seem less legit in general. Especially after they made Space Cop.

Alium was the true KKK. He removed the fags, the kangs and the mullatos.
The perfect organism.

They are right though. I only listened to the intro and never watch these fucks. Its being praised by plebs

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Tell us again about the romance in episode IV.

So you are not denying the allegations?

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Kike Cucklasa

Don't tell me you faggots actually liked the new Shit Wars movies…

What? Are you autistic? They became hated after liking Cuck Awakens.

Do you have reading comprehension problem?

Do you have going back to reddit problems?

Do you?

Even a broken clock, etc., etc.

Why am I not surprised?

Of what?

Let me tell you about Cuckoldry

I was dating a white woman, I know I know, already fucking it up there. And she was fairly popular on my show. Whatever, so she asks me "hey, can I be on the show… without you?" At first I'm like what it's my show why wouldn't I be on it but she promised it would be fine. So they are watching movies, and I'm in my office writing the script for the next Plinkett review and I hear the movie stop. Interesting. So I head to JUST outside the door and I see Jay running out of the room, crying. Inside, I see the love of my life getting spitroasted by AIDSmoby and that fat guy. Immediately the whole Jay thing makes sense (he has a bit of a hard time around women).

So I watch and jerk off and afterwards she comes out acting like she "saw the movie". I tell her I saw everything and I was honestly turned on by watching my girl get plowed. "It's like my own home porno" I say. She says "really, well I've had an idea for a while, I'm going to bring some guys over and I hope you approve."

So I'm at home waiting and she arrives with a van full of guys. Black guys, all much more fit and masculine than any white man I've ever seen. I'm immediately in love. Those muscles, those skin tones, immediately reminds me of my favorite movie series ever. So I start jerking off and offer to "prep the bull". Being gangbanged by 7 black men as a warmup is honestly what all enlightened men should be striving for. I didn't cum, of course, that wouldn't be happening tonight.

They go in, and tie me down to a chair. They immediately go to work, their enhanced Nubian stamina allowing them to sport full, 12 inch erections for hours. It's amazing, watching them pass my girlfriend around like a basketball. I saw them do every position, in every hole. When they were close to climax, they got out a bowl and all came into it, making sure to keep it just warm enough to support the sperms life. When they all had cum, they mixed it and filled a turkey baster to the brim. Planting it deep inside my girlfriends vagina, they shot the combined ejaculate of 7 muscly Egyptian Pharoahs inside her. I knew it was the time of month when she was most fertile too. I never had to worry about getting her pregnant, my little cock barely got inside, and she never let me fuck her without a condom. Now I knew I was never going to fuck her again and honestly, I'm glad. I'm prepared to use all the money I make to raise as many black children as she can birth because the world can only be made better with more men like them.

Wtf? I hate RLM now!

Nah, he's just a general fag.

They've been hated for a long time before Disney got involved. Disney and the retarded Star Wars dicksucking they did while simultaneously allowing their content to stagnate is what got them the amount of hate they have now.

It doesn't help that all the old time fans they lose are immediately replaced by newer fanboys who will eat up anything they do no matter how bad it is. It's the Always Sunny problem all over again.

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