😀😀😀WHO GUYS!😀😀😀

It's a movie about buttons on your phone's texting app
you fucking shill

Yeah, but remember that the Angry Birds movie actually managed to not be shit

Angry birds at least had a plot within the game they could make a movie out of(and even then it was barely better than most shit animated movies). This will be complete shit.

angry birds had a plot
barebones, but enough of an excuse to justify a suicidal onslaught of bird flu

do emojis have a plot?

I was wondering if it'd end up being halfway decent like Angry Birds, but doubt it. Could you imagine if the entire movie is that obnoxious resolution?

Though I'm sure I'm going to end up eventually watching it anyway with my normalfag friends. Who will probably think it's hilarious. One of them had nightmares when she watched Unfriended with me and some not-normalfag friends.

Do you get off to knowing that you're pure cancer?

The fact that people aren't accepting of this kind of shit any more makes me kind of hopeful.
A bit hopeful. I want to be hopeful…

Sadly soccer moms, plebs and conservative parents going to gobble this shit up and make the movie at least break even.

Colour me surprised.

Only thing Val gets off to is their daughter.

What is this fucking shit? It's like whoever came up with this shit is mocking the viewer itself.
Not to mention that fucking phone-sized resolution.

It seems to be well liked

The Emoji movie isn't a cartoon or comic though guys cmon guys you better cut it out

CANCER ⌚️

why them?

Notice how the first emoji has Trump hair yet has low energy?

because it's safe. No swearing, no violent, no implication of horizontal tango.

Yeah. What the fuck's up with the hair? Is it gonna be like this, beyond his fucking death?

-_-
Looks playful and creative can't wait to see it!! :^)

Shill.

Tom Kane is the voice of the shit emoji…….

-_-

Not necessarily politically conservative

It is more of a cartoon than Jojo, Love live and touhou or whatever is called, yet those are posted here indiscriminately, while legit cartoons like mlp are mocked due being ugly unlike superior Japanese Anime, which is stupid since they are different mediums entirely.

Also touhou is a game

This is some obvious bait here.

Agree, cartoons are just extremely shitty Anime made by hacks. But still anime.

Fuck off nigger.

Fuck this reality.

As if Popeye has ever been good anyways

Leave Holla Forums namefag and never come back.

Them's fighting words.

Did you forget to clear the name field?

Pretty cute when someone fails to samefag on Holla Forums.

hey Val, got any cunny this week?

???

Your opinions are objectively shit

"Myself" is used as to emphasize "I" and adds to the subject, thus making both "I myself" and the entire sentence grammatically correct.

Shit like this is why people hate namefags.

We didn't listen.
youtu.be/Bt9zSfinwFA?t=1m29s

If this doesn't bomb as hard as Ghostbusters 2016, there is no justice.

the fact that this shit got its own thread says enough. Rinse repeat like with Cisbusters

Faggot with shit taste confirmed

Has more chances of being shit than anything, but could be another sleeper hit like the Lego movie.

Don't bully Val, he's under my protection

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I don't need you sticking up for me, you're worse of a namefag than me.

No, I'm really not.

Reminder that the Popeye movie was either pushed back or cancelled for this

Fuck off you waste of skin, energy, money, space and time

Then you will shae his fate

If this movie flopped hard I hope they push Popeye back in.

You forget kids are going to force their parents to see this shit.

THere's poop emji in there, you nig

Like they are going to use the word shit anyway. Even you use the word poop. I want to put that dookie out of its misery by flushing this miserable movie

Even a movie about fucking emojis has cuckoldry implications.

What if this is the work of aliens attempting to communicate with us through memes, cause I can't see a normal human being thinking this is a good idea

Good that the canceled this. It's not very progressive. Men being men and women being women? I'm glad our (((friends))) at Sony canceled this!

Talking shit? Now that's progress!

That's because kikes aren't human.

>>>/marketing/
the emoji movie is gonna be worse than PIXELS

What did he mean by this?

Popy and his [Stand], [kids in America]..?

don't enable the attention whore by paying attention.

just hide and filter people. that little triangle isn't just for decoration.

they'll never leave if you keep enabling them.

see

Implying we should all shitpost with the "Val" name to ruin any specialness he thinks he has

He will get a trip

not a bad idea actually.

former statement withdrawn. that little triangle is powerless, long live the name bar.

THEN we filter and hide

Bonjour, I'm a Froggy pedophile namefaggot that likes my wife's bull Tryone's big fat cock. He feeds me his rich African semen every night, right before he plunges his veiny black schlong into my wife's vagina. I hate Anglos almost as much as I hate myself!
Here is my twitter: twitter.com/TheFrenchCritic
I'm even on /cow/, if anyone's interested!
Enjoy! :^)

I didn't know I was that much of a faggot. I even have a twitter! I must really be someone special.

Yep! I also started off on the Dumbing of Age generals.

You should see my Truthseeker comics they're a hoot.

You can fuck off right here right now, Popeye vs Sinbad was great.

At first I was triggered by the portrait size too, but seeing as it's the Emoji movie, that actually might have been sort of clever, making it for mobile like that.

Val. Come on.
We are both namefriends so please do not insult and slander me like the slanderous trolls that attempt to. Thank you.

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Fuck off faggot

How the fuck do you even make a movie about emojis of all things?
Next they'll make a movie about emoticons.
:^) is best emoticon;^)

another namefag added to the filter

Shitposting with his name is fun

You know what's funny? I hear a lot of voice actors bitching about celebs taking their jobs but THIS fucking movie right here not only hired Tom Kane but cast him as the goddamn shit Emoji!

If that's not a massive diss to the voice actors who constantly bitch I don't know what is.

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How about you two stream yourselves having hardcore gay sex and be friends

better yet gay bestiality sex for the socialists

ebin

Ehhh, come on Val. We're on the same side here.
We're one in the same.

I'm already in a devoted relationship, my asshole belongs to my beloved Tyrone only.

how about you go choke on a horses dick.

It's always darkest before dawn.

I'm sorry I wrote this. I'm not used to alcohol, drank a few beers, and overreacted at the time. **I'm a bit drunk now too.*

"Oh gee I'm an adult who like to drink alcohol beverages. I'm a bit tipsy this is how maturity works right?"

Also sage because this thread is about shit and went to shit.