What would you do to Amy Schumer if you had her Locke in your basement?

Proof?

Amy Schumer?!

There is no saving this pooch, its already rabid.

Do the same as I do now: Forget about her.

Something about concrete.

She did a whole series of her show about ass-related humour like this. Tons of sketches all themed around butts. Not like the puerile 'haha butts are funny' kind either. Most of it was like 'haha aren't guys gross and disgusting for liking asses?!?' but it came off like a closet gay tbh. Like she likes her ass a bit too much and showing it off but has to make it humorous or she comes off like a legit slut rather than a "haha aren't I a slut". Sarah Silverman acts exactly the same.

Pic 1 is from her twitter brazenly displaying it for attention then mocking it in the other two as 'funny' sketches about large bottoms. Dunno if i'm spot on but just made me laugh how she acts all above it all and that she's 'calling out' the modern booty trend when it really seems like she just wishes guys would want HER ass but they don't so now she's all sour grapes railing against women with nice asses.

Probably kill her but I wouldnt want the stench in my house

But shes already in your house

Throw Sam Hyde in there and let him defend himself from Schumerstein.

Forget about her.

Keep the world safe even if they don't know it

Kill her and then dispose of the body.

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Yell at my mom for letting her in my room

That horrible mentality of "it was just a joke!" is pure contradiction.

Also that checkerboard floor.

I mean I'm not going to pretend that every mom is perfect but going against her like that won't help you. I know i don't know anything about you, but i still have to say it.

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call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on her with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

How long till she gives birth to a horde of alien slugs?

lol.

Dress her in full leather and fuck her I guess

Tbh, I would too. Only because she's basically the very definition of "fuckpig". Not something you'll be proud of boning, but something the typical nig runs a train on on a daily basis so you may as well turn her into an NIN music video while she's chained under your care.

I was going to say rape her to death, but that's probably just the sort of thing she'd go for.

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Cum on her armpits I guess.

Rodents are cute, kikes aren't. This is like comparing niggers to monkeys, apes are much more civilised.

Didn't amy mooned people recently?

She was better looking when she was skinnier, but her doughy, rat-like, kike face was still enough to make me want to turn her into a lampshade or shove her into an oven or something. After sodomizing her, of course.

But now, she's just an unfunny blob of angry jewess with a chip on her shoulder.

Give it only prune juice and a bucket for 2 weeks and see if her losing weight will make her not painful to look at.

If she's still an ugly, pignosed Jew, then I'd amputate all limbs and carry her around in a stroller in public, beating her with a sandal whenever she asks someone for help.

A girl that fat. Probably enjoys anal

Why does your post sound like Shatner when read out loud?

Let in some muslim migrants Jews love so much. With boxing gloves and a jar of vaseline.

source?

Try google

keep the door locked and walk away for a year. come back a year and burn the house down

pump zyklon b into the basement until i'm sure she's dead and then continue pumping zyklon b into the basement forever.

I would forget and let nature do its thang

Why is this so true? Every fat girl I have been involved with has not only claimed to enjoy anal but actively pushed for it. Maybe it's like a one-upmanship type thing (i'm not skinny but I do anal tee hee, who's better now)?

I'd sacrifice her to Lord Satan, but not before I destroy her physically and psychologically, first.

Jew spotted and reported ;)

How's 8th grade going?

Triggered christcuck spotted.

First of all, I'm Jewish, not a "christcuck".
Second, can you please spoiler your image? My fucking kids come here and shouldn't have to put up with devil worshiping dickheads like you.

3/5, made me lol.

Rape her as she slowly dies of starvation.

You can't reverse search gifs, but whatever.

I just fucking did what are you going to do about it retard
Thats where I got these fucking gifs

underrated as hell

I would come home from my shitty job in the afternoon, have a shower, get some dinner on, change into a pair of steel cap boots and go downstairs and give it a good kicking. Huge swinging kicks, swing back so far that my heel hits the back of my head before unleashing, lay the toe right into the middle of the whale and watch the blubber slop back and forth, all the while emphasizing each kick with why it is getting kicked.
Then I'd go back upstairs, change into some wooly socks and have a nice warm dinner while finishing off some paperwork. If the night is still early enough I would do a bit more work on my Battle of Hoth lego diorama.

Looking up the gif doesn't come up with the title of the jav or it's dead torrents lol. Of course you'll get the source when you have the title as the best guess for the image'.

You still call me a nigger with that kind of lack of composure.

Don't bother trying to bait the title, i already got it from some one who can post information without chimping out. I'm not even angry, i actually feel pity that you can get so bothered from such a simple request.

You forgot to tip your fedora, lad.

Sure, enjoy your porn.

I won't watch it but the effort is appreciated. Thanks.

10/10 answer

Anything you, pal.

Shoo her out, she's driving down the value of the entire neighborhood.

Do you have any other dioramas? I'm not a dioramafag, but I feel the Battle of Hoth is a bit normalfag tier and everybody has to have one. IMO you should do something like Nar Shaddaa based on Jedi Knight or Force Unleashed.

If she was german you would confuse her as a chubby bavarian, poledditor

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Call the exterminator. I don't like having rats in my basement.

I'm hoping to improve on this masterpiece.

I thought Holla Forums were mostly Americans.

Show me a normalfag that knows what the fuck Nar Shaddaa is and I'll show you a real unicorn.

Why is it so easy to spot faggots like you?

First, I'll set up some video so the whole thing is caught on camera.

She's too tainted for me to stick my dick in, so I'll fuck her with a cheese grater until she can't feel it anymore.

Then it's scaphism, or at least whatever form of it I can get away with in this theoretical, non-existent basement I don't have. I will put her in a wooden box with just her limbs and head sticking out, smear honey and milk all over her, then drop in a whole bunch of insects to slowly devour her from her orifices out and feast, then breed on her rotting flesh. I'll also cut open her eyelids with an exacto knife and pour milk and honey all over them, too.

Then, when she's fucked up beyond all recognition, I'll start playing her own stand-up to her until she dies of internal hemorrhaging.

To dispose of the body, I'll grind her up and sneak her ground meat into the supply chain for the next Oscars dinner, then play the video of her torture and execution at said dinner to gross everyone out.

Cannuckstanis, really. 80% of internet SJWs are cannucks. Once 4/v/ had flags because of april1st and all the whinny faggots were from murica's hat.

At first I thought you were being too edgy, but in the end it paid off.

ask her if she can get John Cena to autograph my collection of John Cena merchandise

I'm trying and failing to think of how a Brazen Bull could fit into that sequence of events (pig shaped of course)

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