What would you do to Amy Schumer if you had her Locke in your basement?

What would you do to Amy Schumer if you had her Locke in your basement?

*locked
REEEEEEEEEEEE

idk, burn down the basement with her inside?

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I would make her put lotion on her skin…

Dude, you have fucked up typing in three different shitty OPs today. Lurk more.

Use the reverse spell from the Necronomicon then burn down the cabin with her fat kike ass inside.

Probably let her go
Have sex with her if she wanted
but she probably wouldn't with me

I'd probably make her go on a diet, until she was thin, then i'd make her go on an all pork diet while only playing her awful movies 24/7 in her sound proof cell.

Also getting her to talk about the illuminati.

Absolutely nothing sexual or violent would happen, shes really unappealing, even if she was thin. I would get her to do stuff with some kind of non-violent reward system.

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